Scientologist extraordinaire, voice of Bart Simpson, and San Fernando Valley resident Nancy Cartwright — known to the locals as ‘Her Royal Governess’ — has provided what may be the creepiest Scientology advertisement of all time.
Readers of the Underground Bunker know that Cartwright has been heavily pushing her fellow Valleyites to come to one themed event after another where they have the pleasure of being held in a locked room until they fork over large donations for the renovation of a dull-looking building at Lankershim and Burbank Boulevards in North Hollywood.
Nancy herself has donated more than $10 million to Scientology, and she’s been laser-focused on getting the Valley project done. And once again, Nancy comes through, this time with a … sculpture?
After reading that, and looking closely at this frightening little clay gnome, are we wrong in concluding that Nancy has created a little L. Ron Hubbard buddha-baby? Hubbard himself wanted his followers to think he was the reincarnation of Buddha. And Scientologists are taught to illustrate the founder’s ideas in clay.
Here, take a look at Hubbard’s own attempts to have his followers equate him with Buddha, from classic old covers of Advance! magazine…
Gosh, is Nancy going to need a lot of therapy after she finally snaps out of this.
Anyway, we also were leaked a fun new video promoting Saturday’s party, and it includes images from a big previous party that culminated with Nancy jumping up and down on stage — you’ll catch it at the end. It’s fun stuff.
We love our tipsters. And if anyone can attend Saturday night, we’d love some eyewitness accounts!
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Posted by Tony Ortega on September 3, 2014 at 14:10
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