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Hunter comes up with genius way to increase his kill, gets slapped by the feds

 
You know, it’s really considerate of ranchers in places like Texas to raise exotic species from overseas so hunters can kill them. It’s just a lot more convenient to shoot a blackbuck, also known as an Indian antelope, without flying all the way over to the subcontinent.

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She was stunned by the lion’s beauty — so she shot it dead

 
Have you seen these trophy hunting websites? Seriously, they are something else. This is an actual everloving caption to the photo you see above, we’re not making this up…

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‘I buried your dog today’: A searing message for a nameless dog owner

 
We ran across this moving tribute written by Diz Schroeder of Montana. She posted it to Facebook on April 5 and made it shareable for the public, and it now has more than 64,000 shares. We thought you’d want to see it.

 
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Record moose ‘taken’ in Washington, but don’t say it was gunned down

 
The Daily Mail picked up a story written by the Spokesman-Review in Spokane, Washington about a record moose shot by a hunter named Jim Hall.

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Hunter’s excuse for killing young elephants doesn’t seem to be working

[Mike Jines is on the right]

We’re a little worried about Mike Jines and his company, TopGen Energy in Forsyth, Georgia.

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Rhino horn isn’t Chinese Viagra — it’s for the hangover the next morning

 
How do we get Chinese and Vietnamese cretins to stop treating their ailments with pseudoscience that is causing the decimation of whole populations of animals like rhinos and pangolins?

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Patriot games: Killing a rhino for the good old red, white, and blue!

 
OK, so you’ve hunted down one of the most targeted species on earth and ended its life with some high-velocity projectiles from a safe distance. You have your trophy, and maybe you get an erection from it or something.

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Park rangers nice enough to retrieve rhino poacher’s skull for his grieving family

 
Family is family, and even if your family member is the lowest form of life on earth — a rhino poacher — relatives are going to want his remains, even after he was crushed by an elephant and eaten by lions.

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Can sandwich maker Jimmy John Liautaud shake off his big game past?

 
You probably know the backstory: Sandwich maker Jimmy John Liautaud, proprietor of the Jimmy John’s Gourmet Sandwiches chain, got a ton of heat when some photos from a 2010 African safari turned up online, showing the Chicago businessman celebrating over the carcasses of a couple of elephants, a rhino, and a leopard.

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It’s simple: we get to kill exotic animals because we are the superior species

 
At some point, all of the defensive posturing by trophy hunters that they are conservationists with the best interests of animals in mind really does get old and it’s time they came clean.

Continue reading It’s simple: we get to kill exotic animals because we are the superior species