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After a year’s delay, Mary Sue Hubbard’s house is on the market for $2.5 million

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We want to thank LA Curbed for so generously crediting the Underground Bunker with our scoop last year about Mary Sue Hubbard’s Los Feliz house. After a year’s delay, it’s on the market for the price we said it would be listed at, a cool 2.5 million clams!


You may remember the strange tale we told last summer: Mary Sue Hubbard, the third and final wife of Scientology’s founder, was rewarded for her loyalty with a lovely home near Griffith Park in Los Angeles. Mary Sue had taken the fall after the 1977 FBI raid on Scientology and the ensuing prosecutions that brought prison sentences for 11 top Guardian Office executives.

L. Ron Hubbard himself was only named an unindicted co-conspirator as his wife took the blame and went to prison in 1983. (He had gone into hiding in 1980 and died in seclusion in 1986.) She served a year of her four-year sentence, and after she got back out, lived out her years in the nice home at 2345 Chislehurst Drive.

Mary Sue died of breast cancer in 2002, but in her will she required that her children, who by now owned the house, not sell it as long as her beloved Shih Tzu dog, Tzu (pronounced TEE-zoo), still lived there. The dog outlived Mary Sue by 11 years, finally perishing last year.

We were told that Mary Sue’s remaining children — Diana, Suzette, and Arthur — were anxious to sell the house and split the proceeds, and the Scientology operative who took care of the place for them, Neville Potter, made preparations to put the house on the market. (Of the three children of L. Ron and Mary Sue, only Diana remains an active member of Scientology and still lives at the organization’s International Base east of Los Angeles.)

After our story came out, we heard that Scientology leader David Miscavige was livid about it, so plans were made to hang onto the house a little longer.

Now, LA Curbed reports, the house has been listed, and for the amount we predicted: $2.5 million. And finally, we get a look inside! Here are some of the photos that accompanied the listing…

 
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Hey, Tzu had it good!

 
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In Spain, Scientology’s pain is mainly in the plain

One of our loyal readers was on vacation in Barcelona and decided to check in on the local Scientology org. We love that kind of initiative!

First, here’s what Scientology says its Barcelona org looks like, which is located at Carrer del Dos de Maig, 310… [See update, below]

 
SciBarcelona

 
¡Que linda!

When our correspondent went to that address, however, here’s what was found…

 
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“When we arrived one young Spanish woman was sitting outside smoking. She disappeared inside and went out the back which was when I crossed over and took photos; there wasn’t a single soul in the shop and nobody manning the little reception booth.”

Hey, sounds like every other sad org and mission still hanging on!

UPDATE: As sad as that Dianetics center is, it appears that our tipster was unaware that a new, second location has been added recently in Barcelona which does match the description of the photo above…

 
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It’s apparently located at Gran Via de les Corts Catalanes, 780 — can someone go by for us soon and see if it’s as dead as the other location?

 
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Posted by Tony Ortega on August 16, 2014 at 07:00

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  • DodoTheLaser

    For the RED X BRIGADE, click and X away, please.
    http://whyweprotest.net/threads/taking-down-co-on-craigslist-co-ads-on-craigslist.113779/page-110#post-2478091

    (Original image by ©2013-2014 FantasyFinale12)

    • Panopea Abrupta

      Done.
      Beeeautiful grafix, Dodo.

      • DodoTheLaser

        Thank you, Panopea!

      • Baby

        Pan..I’m leaving for the day and wanted to drop this off to you.. If you want me to resize it I will.. xox ( refresh) Thanks for all the work you do.. I do as much as I can when I can’t sleep!

  • Dr_Orpheus

    If Tom Cruise showed up in Barcelona and saw what the place really looked like, his little buddy would get an earache from the complaints.

    • philosofa

      Only the best is good enough for cult shill Tom Ruse … who cares about his Sea Org slaves and the raw meat, enlisted into the “church” by his dissemination. He might be vain and deluded but boy-oh-boy, he has his “ethics” in…

  • Ineedcaffeinenow

    The huge dumpsters in front of the new Barcelona org location are an appropriate touch.

    • Mighty Korgo of Teegeeack

      That’s where the passers-by put their leaflets.

      • DodoTheLaser

        ^^^
        This. The truth.

    • Sejanus

      Dumpsters?

      Damn I thought they were mock up cosplay modules for frozen alien containment.

      Bummer.

    • John P.

      I was thinking they were either dumpsters or extremely optimistically sized containers to handle cash donations from members. Thanks for clearing that up for me…

    • Mike Leopold

      Those aren’t dumpsters – they’re specially constructed vaults to hold the translated writings, utterances and excretions of The Flounder.
      They only cost Spain’s IAS members $1,000,000.00 each!

      • rom661

        I’m not sure I understand the distinction you are making…. Anything designed to hold Hubbard’s writings is, by definition, a dumpster. Isn’t it? Sorry, put an extra teaspoon of snark in my coffee today.

    • philosofa

      They are where they store the sea arghh slaves at night, locked and securely bolted to prevent escape.

    • villagedianne

      They need dumpsters that large in case anybody is assigned to clean them with a toothbrush.

  • DodoTheLaser

    Mary Sue Hubbard’s house is on the market?

    I guess they won’t turn it into a museum or an ideal org.
    Who of you SP’s want to buy The Snow White Manor?

    • flexible

      Nice wood in that Casa Dodo..LOTS of wood.. too much wood pour moi. Plus the fact I don’t have $2.5mil. (Small detail) lolol

      • DodoTheLaser

        Just think of it as a nice tree house or a cabin with jacuzzi.
        We should all pitch in and buy it. Nice place for Bunkerites to vacation.
        Can be used as a safe place for the recent blowns for good, as well.

        • flexible

          Oh great idea! I like that! 1/2 way house for emerging confused blown staff…a little rest, a dip in the pool,,, some SPACE and more than 1 bathroom between 50 people.

          • DodoTheLaser

            Exactly. Perfect peaceful storm.

          • philosofa

            Maybe the cult will buy it and to donate it to their bankrupt and broken ex-members as a refuge. Okay, perhaps not….

    • Todd Tomorrow

      I hate LA but it looks like posh place. I’d live there.

    • Lora Mohr

      I like this part of the listing “this charming home filled with potential has been in the family for nearly 30 years”

  • anoni81b4u

    What If we had all the addresses of all 11,000 churches and missions and ideal morgues listed on a webpage? ( I can think of one that might do it ) Then people could go enjoy scientology .. or they could report back with pictures of the scam and post them. Just an idea.

  • Elar Aitch

    I vote Krusty goes in and does a makeover on the house. Not enough frou!

    • DodoTheLaser

      She should tag Vanilla Ice. He had the home improvement TV reality gig.

    • Todd Tomorrow

      Oh, and installs larger toilet seats!

  • Sejanus

    2.5 millions …CLAMS!

    OMG laughed so hard the neighbours asked if everything was ok..lol

  • DodoTheLaser

    Tzu – Sun Tzu (The Art Of War).
    Ironically, the doggie outlived you know who.
    And now sells the (dog) house.

    • flexible

      Hmmmmmmm.. I wonder if MissSavage will buy it to add to his Real Estate portfolio.. and because he CAN…..nyah. lol

      • Ineedcaffeinenow

        Probably have the house bought and donated to the cult (because he wouldn’t want to spend “his” money on it). Then tear it down out of spite.

        • flexible

          That’s not a far fetched possibility with his track record.

  • Mighty Korgo of Teegeeack

    The cult leader’s wife lived at 2345 Chisle-hurst Drive. You can’t make up stuff like that.

    • philosofa

      Good catch. :)

  • Sejanus

    Hmmm a $cientology site not as described?
    Well isn’t that on purpose with everything they do?

    Lie, when talking
    Lie, in courts
    Lie, to media..when they actually talk to media, the cowards.
    Lie, to members
    Lie, for money
    Lie, about COBsucker
    Lie, about how big they are
    Lie, about the work they do.
    Lie, like a rug.

    They are at least consistent in how they lie

  • Sejanus

    Tom Cruise will buy it as his FapShack

  • Sejanus

    If I were filthy rich I would buy it and turn it into an info center on the cult..or burn it to the ground.

  • DodoTheLaser

    Clearly, Barcelona is Clear of $cientology now.
    Refresh, click play and rejoice!

    Freddie Mercury & Montserrat Caballé – Barcelona

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8Eg-mWdDLc

    • flexible

      OMG that was INCREDIBLE! Such power and passion .. gave me bumps and made me weep! Thank you Dodo..Wow!

      • DodoTheLaser

        Yeah, but this Freddie Mercury gay person is totally 1.1 who can not be trusted.
        L. Ron Hubbard said so in his Science Of Survival book.

        Other than that, I agree, this is one of the best songs ever.

        • flexible

          Oh right.. the 1.1 thing.. forgot about that.

          The production and presentation of this was stunning. Never seen it before.

          • DodoTheLaser

            Please enjoy and savor it thoroughly, despite of my sarcastic comments. It’s a beauty.

        • http://www.xenu.net/archive/ronthenut/ L.Ron Hubbard

          Dodo my pal, you are absolutely spot on. We should you and Jenna together for a little Dianetics Dissemination:

          http://s968.photobucket.com/user/L_Ron_Hubbard/media/fuckjenna.jpg.html

    • Baby

      Absolutely Breathtaking …Thank you Dodo.. No one comes close to Freddie.. and wow Montserrat Caballe’.. goosebumps..

      • DodoTheLaser

        I so agree. Playing it on repeat here in the last 60 minutes. My pleasure, Baby.

    • Illinoisian

      Thanks for posting this video, Dodo. It sent me into a search for Freddie Mercury videos (biography & music). Mr. Illinoisian & I quite enjoyed filling the gaps in our knowledge of a great talent — sadly, lost too soon.

      • DodoTheLaser

        You are very welcome! It’s my pleasure.

  • giggler

    Similar topic different city……..Whilst in London a month ago I decided, (as is my wont) to go past the Tottenham Ct Rd branch (where my very short relationship with Scientology started and ended over 40 years ago) It was locked but wasnt long till the guy returned with his takeaway drink. A moment later popped my head in and saw the same guy looking pretty lonely, told him I was interested in scientology and could I take a picture. I think he was abit stunned seeing a visitor, didnt say a word so I took it anyway. About five minuted later decided to return and give him the Bunker address on an old receipt paper and told him that if he really wanted to help himself he should take a look. I hope he does, it’ll certainly save him alot of agro in the future.

    • philosofa

      Very well done, giggler. Hope that lonely scn wasn’t too terrified to read it. How wonderful if he shows up here one day, telling the story of the good Samaritan who informed him about the Bunker

    • Ineedcaffeinenow

      Good for you.

    • DodoTheLaser

      You rock, Sir Giggler!

    • i-Betty

      Love it! Have you been past the Idle Morgue near St. Paul’s cathedral recently?

      • giggler

        Didn’t know about that one, next time

        • i-Betty

          It’s in a lovely location, very close to the cathedral and the Thames, but a quick walk past will show you how much of a photo-shopped lie their official photos were of the inauguration. Looking at the photos you’d think there was a space the side of a football pitch filled with clams out the front, but it’s just a normal London street.

          • giggler

            Thanks will check it out next time I’m in London

        • http://umbraxenu.no-ip.biz/mediawiki/index.php/Main_Page RMycroft

          There’s also the London Celebrity Centre, 91 New Cavendish Street, London, W1W 6XE, UK. It’s been reported closed but I don’t think anyone has confirmed that.

          • giggler

            I walked that way on my way home, will keep an eye out next time

          • philosofa

            I’m visiting family in London next month. I will check it out and report back to the Bunker crew.

    • aquaclara

      Thanks, Giggler. I love how you went back…..
      This is a great photo, so maybe he will see himself here.

    • http://www.crackpots.us/ DamOTclese2

      They do act confused any time an actual potential customer walks in, yeah. Funny. Get their hopes up that they’ve found a sucker with money and then dash it all when you walk out. :)

  • giggler

    My picture didnt go the first time

  • giggler

    Maybe third time lucky

  • Narapoid

    Scio in Spain: Typical cult bait and switch. No, we aren’t in a forgotten and barely trafficked side street behind a couple of very large trash dumpsters. We are an upstat boutique on the plaza. And there are 12 million of us. And there is no such thing as “forced disconnection”. And Hubbard was a nuclear physicist.

    And Diana Hubbard will not be surrounded by 15 handlers and regges as soon as the check gets there.

    • Bury_The_Nuts

      Diana will never even get a check. Her proceeds will probably go straight into a wire transfer to the Tiny Fist Fund.

      • DodoTheLaser

        Right. And who is Arthur and Suzette? Pfft.

  • giggler

    apologies I see Ive put it up 3 times, new to this disqus

    • i-Betty

      You usually need to refresh the page to see your photos appear :)

      • giggler

        Thanks

  • Sergeant Pepper

    Somebody buy this house and help Diana Hubbard up her status.

  • Espiando

    Someone buy the fucking house, then have the outside redone in an imitation of Gaudi. That’s the only way I know how to unify the two topics today.

    And the first time Diana Hubbard is regged for anything, that’s the moment the palace coup begins.

    • DodoTheLaser

      Hahaha! La sagrada familia?

      • Espiando

        The family it belongs to now is the exact opposite of holy, so why not?

        • DodoTheLaser

          Does anyone have Donald Trump’s phone number?
          I’ve heard he is a fine real estate investor/developer.

    • Ineedcaffeinenow

      Will she willingly “donate” anymore?

    • Todd Tomorrow

      I Was Mary still a clam after doing a stint in the can? I wouldn’t give a thing to,Dianna. “To my special SP declared children I give my entire estate.” “And to my fire crotch,clam daughter Dianna all of the gaudy prints of her dead father stored in the moldy basement.”

    • Prim torturer

      That house is dreadful. It’s like Elvis’s house stuck in a time warp. Where I live that house would barely be worth $250,000 let alone 10 times that.

      And I pity the next owner whoever that is. They should have a priest visit to clear the place out first.

  • Krew13

    What that Spanish org needs is a pirate themed fundraiser! Dressing up as pirates whilst getting fleeced is the way to happiness!

    • Ineedcaffeinenow

      Don’t forget Superman!

  • i-Betty

    Thank you, Tony. I’m genuinely thrilled to be an official Bunker tipster!

    There are a few more photos which I’ll post below, but the quality is poor because of glare and reflection (apologies). I’d like to draw your attention to the tiny green gift wrap bow on one of the books which struck me as akin to putting lipstick on a pig.

    The street where this org is situated is terribly run-down. The 3 large dumpsters are for the use of all residents and businesses and are swarming with flies. The org itself is immaculately clean (so locals are maintaining standards per policy, despite having no customers), but all other premises in the street are very sad and neglected which is a shame because almost everywhere else in Barcelona city centre is glorious these days. So ‘Scientologia Dianética’ has been forced to relocate to one of the very few remaining run-down streets. Trouble meeting the rent? What an embarrassment that they forgot to change the photos on their website. A mere oversight, I’m sure.

    Best of all, a few hundred yards away in the Passeig de Gràcia – the main designer shopping street in the city – there was a beautiful pavement cafe called Tenorio which I thought was a delicious irony.

    Here’s the official website for the Barca org: http://www.dianeticabarcelona.org/articulo.html?articulo=1%2024&submenu=1 Oh, how things have changed.

    As a special festive treat, I’ve also found a short video made by Barcelona scientologists. It’s beautiful and you will thank me for it: http://vimeo.com/64593978

    😛

    • Just Dee

      I am actually speechless with this video, thanks Betty! They are absolutely insane! Videos like this should keep people far away from scientology!

      • i-Betty

        Doesn’t it just make you want to put on your Santa hat and clap along? Rhythmical!

        • Just Dee

          More like rip my hears off! Hubby is in the kitchen drinking coffee. He said “WTF is that!” I had to hit the mute button. Once I did that, It was easier to just laugh at the video.

          • i-Betty

            Hur hur 😛

            • MaxSpaceman

              i-Betty – Director of Covert Operations EU & The British Isles. A successful operation to the continent and back. Well done, Henna Ral.

            • i-Betty

              Well thank you, Max! A bit of a cock-up vis-a-vis the location but still a beautiful shot of a volcano-high stack of books with a teeny-weeny green celebration bow stuck on haphazardly and the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to listen to scientologists in Santa hats singing with the purity of skylarks :)

            • Baby

              Hahahhaa.. Fabulous i- Betty Boop! I see the books flyin off the shelf.. Good Girl!

              You do us proud..

            • i-Betty

              You’re so lovely and you make me feel a bit better about it :)

            • Baby

              You know Betty.. Post the picture of your Buddies Butt walking across the street and you’ll be back to square one. ( Seriously I love that picture..)

              Don’t give it a moments thought silly.. You tried and weren’t sittin on your ass. We love you! xoxoo

              And if I still had my ovaries I would have your love child..

            • i-Betty

              Thank you! And we would call our baby Baby’s Baby Jnr! xxx

            • Baby

              hahahha well absolutely

            • joan nieman

              And keep the cigarettes away from the new baby!

            • Baby

              But Joanie you can’t start them early enough..duh?

    • flexible

      oh geeze… that hurt. My ears and my eyes. And my brain.

    • DodoTheLaser

      The dumpsters are big enough to accommodate The Basics AND the cars.
      Thanks, Betty.

      • http://umbraxenu.no-ip.biz/mediawiki/index.php/Main_Page RMycroft

        Krustie’s lunchboxes?

    • DodoTheLaser

      Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, I am sexy and I know it!

    • philosofa

      i-Betty, I will NOT thank you for that hideous cacophony! 😉

      What is it with clams and “funny” hats? Do they think it makes them look more human and fun-loving or something? And that poor girl in the video has such HUGE dark circles under her eyes … The Road to Happiness obviously does not involve ever getting enough sleep.

      • Innoculated

        Actually, I think the girl is a dude slacker. Now we know what the kids are getting up to when left to run the empty org. Next thing you know they’ll be forming a cricket match on the roof.

        • philosofa

          Why did you have to tell me that? I had to listen to that racket again with the sound turned up to ascertain if clam #1 was a girl or a boy. I believe you are correct though…poor thing still needs to be allowed to get some proper zzzzzzz’s.

      • joan nieman

        Ooooo! My eyes! My ears! That was bad, I-Betty Really, really bad!

    • dasi

      According to Google Street View, Carrer del Dos de Maig, 310 has been a
      Dianetics centre since at least March 2008, probably a lot longer. The swish new place at Gran
      Via de les Corts Catalanes, 780, is their “second Dianetics center in
      Barcelona”, opened “recently”, and was still there as of April this year. Unfortunately, the information provided above isn’t accurate.

      • i-Betty

        Are you certain? We had a Portuguese friend who speaks excellent Spanish call the org at Carrer del Dos de Maig, 310 after we’d visited because I couldn’t wrap my head around the difference in the online photos against what we were seeing. She asked whether there was more than one scientology organisation in Barcelona and was told categorically ‘no’. The org in Madrid was mentioned, however :)

        • Mark

          That’s much the most likely explanation, Betty—a mixture of ignorance and cognitive dissonance—Shortarse’s divide-and-rule tactics. That backstreet boutiquette looks even more forlorn in Hearsaystreetview, with what appears to be the entire north Barcelona population of clams having an argument outside (refresh):

          • i-Betty

            That’s fantastic! I count FIVE people, all probably smoking to protect against cancer.

            • Mark

              What’s the betting OTVIIIisgrrr8 will claim that many dozens of other parishioners are hiding in the dumpsters to avoid SPs?

            • D.Y.G.

              More likely the staff is dumpster diving for discarded food.

            • rotulette

              The stats are going up

          • DodoTheLaser

            Shit, from this angle, these dumpsters can accommodate 3 ideal orgs.

            • Barbara Angel

              Alert alert those dumpsters probably contain the bodies of the slaves who died of overwork and malnutrition.

            • http://umbraxenu.no-ip.biz/mediawiki/index.php/Main_Page RMycroft

              Or copies of all the Basics books they couldn’t sell which are now obsolete.

            • http://www.xenu.net/archive/ronthenut/ L.Ron Hubbard

              We recycle

            • http://www.publicpartyofIndiana.com/ donnie harold harris

              there the latest design of staff quarters on the go.

          • valshifter

            I think the city is giving them a hint, Dump yourselves into this bins NOW NOW!!!!

        • http://umbraxenu.no-ip.biz/mediawiki/index.php/Main_Page RMycroft

          The Madrid org is an Ideal Org. Nothing can relocate that. (Until they have to.)

        • Just Dee

          I am a little confused – but this is what I got when I googled the 310 address.

          http://callego.es/carrer-del-dos-de-maig-310-barcelona/

          ETA: I skipped scientology & google websites

        • mpl

          Well, um, in any huge, lumbering organization there’s bound to be some silos.

      • Mark

        Yup: it says “imagery date 4/2014” (refresh):

        • DodoTheLaser

          After another successful fundraising event, the cars turned into mopeds. Magic.

          • http://www.xenu.net/archive/ronthenut/ L.Ron Hubbard

            It’s not Magic it’s Cause over MEST

            “Operating Thetan, a thetan exterior who can have but doesn’t have to
            have a body in order to control or operate thought, life, matter,
            energy, space and time… an individual who can operate totally
            independently of his body whether he had one or didn’t have one… a
            being at cause over matter, energy, space and time, form and life.
            Operating comes from ‘able to operate without dependency on things’…
            ability to operate functionally against or with MEST and other life
            forms… this state of being is attained by drills and familiarity after
            the state of Clear has been obtained.”

            -Ron

            • DodoTheLaser

              Well, good morning my dear galactic Commodore! Where do we go from here?

            • http://www.xenu.net/archive/ronthenut/ L.Ron Hubbard

              Boots in the Sky and visiting the VanAllen Belt.

              -Ron

            • chuckbeattyexseaorg75to03

              So true, so unappreciated ultimately, this fantasy that one can fly out of one’s skull after having gained control one’s soul self, like a trained Caspar the Ghost, able to take soul astronaut flight after successfully, supposedly, completed one’s Scientology “Bridge to Total Freedom” auditing (crank pseudo therapy one gets which is hundreds of hours of exploring your history answering the thousands of Hubbard auditing questions in hundreds of sessions it takes to complete all the step by step questioning; and then the upper level self questioning to find the body thetans, find the alien souls in clusters that still are supposedly affixed to one’s body, releasing those souls after auditing them for a moment to jar them with Hubbard’s exorcism questions) steps. Do all that, and one supposedly obtains stable out of the body ability.

              Except no one gets there, no one has that ability, they can do at will, and Hubbard admitted failure, as is related in the final must read pages of Lawrence Wright’s “Going Clear…” book. Hubbard rightly and thankfully admitted failure.

              Too bad Hubbard didn’t get that news out more widely and it’s only been up to ex members like Sarge Steven Pfauth to tell what LRH told him, about failing, in Hubbard’s final months of life! That is much more important to remember Hubbard admitted failure.

          • Bradley Greenwood

            Hey! Those are scooters (including a Vespa), not mopeds.

            • DodoTheLaser

              My bad. Gas, electric or pure theta?

            • Bradley Greenwood

              Theta, naturally…

            • DodoTheLaser

              Sweet. How much?

        • i-Betty

          I wonder whether I should ask @Tony Ortega:disqus to edit the post to reflect the new info?

          • DodoTheLaser

            Tony just updated it. Someone should go and check if the mopeds turned into skateboards.

        • rotulette

          Little question… why that “(refresh)” at the end of the comments, maybe it’s because English is not my first language… hope it does not look too stupid…

          • Mark

            Not stupid at all! It’s because in some web-browsers, pictures don’t show on Disqus when they’re posted—clicking on “refresh” or “reload” makes them appear (or you can press the F5 key on a PC) :)

    • aquaclara

      Oh, the places you’ve been! Thanks for sharing your vacation-I hope you had a relaxing time.

      I just love org snaps. And here we see another empty building, with pics that don’t match reality.

    • Espiando

      I wonder…are those books in Spanish or in Catalan? I just bet they’re in Spanish. Scientology knows every way to piss off the locals known to man, and that would be guaranteed to do it.

      • DodoTheLaser

        If only enough locals cared enough or even heard of the cult. But yeah.

      • http://umbraxenu.no-ip.biz/mediawiki/index.php/Main_Page RMycroft

        Pissing off the locals might cause Caganers.

        • Sir_Real

          I like this one: *refresh*

          • http://umbraxenu.no-ip.biz/mediawiki/index.php/Main_Page RMycroft

            Miscavige needs one. Besides, he does like to play with dolls.

    • http://umbraxenu.no-ip.biz/mediawiki/index.php/Main_Page RMycroft

      10oreo?

      • i-Betty

        The lovely Eric :)

        • 10oriocookies

          Blushing. Would love to see pics of Cafe Tenorio. Its not a very common name so I think its cool when things like this happen.

          • i-Betty

            Here you go! It’s the only photo I took, unfortunately, but rest assured it was a lovely place :)

            [Refresh]

    • valshifter

      How odd that the city dumpsters are placed right in front of the Dianetica store, that tell you how much INFLUENCE scientology has in the City politics, I know they don’t want those dumpsters there but am sure there is nothing they can do about it, lovely!!!!
      And the video OMG, fuente fuene really? you have to be really delusional to be dancing about source, and they don’t say much either bizarre, the heavy eater girl she does not sound convincing she is almost groaning.

  • L. C. Spencer

    I am honestly stunned they didn’t just kill the dog.

    • Espiando

      The dog belonged to Mary Sue, not to a judge.

      • L. C. Spencer

        Pssh, they could have just saluted it before firing on it.

      • TheMirrorThetan

        Bad Espi…You made me laugh at that comment…

      • joan nieman

        Ha ha ha! That’s perfect Espiando.

    • DodoTheLaser

      It’s no surprise Lt. Tzu owned the place, considering dogs are clearly part of RTC, WDC, CMO, and HCO.

    • http://www.xenu.net/archive/ronthenut/ L.Ron Hubbard

      The Dog was a Clear of course ,full of Theta and and therforepostulated itself to have a long live. Scientology works even for Thetans in a MEST dog-body.

      Quod erat demonstrandum

      -Ron

      • Qbird

        Meanwhile, back at RTC, Important live research is being done at this very moment.

        David Miscavige has exteriorized into his scuba gear and enters the ocean, sinking to the bottom.
        He locates Ron’s latest MEST body hiding beneath a rock…

        He has just finished administering a touch assist in the hopes that the
        great source will give up the next OT level data and help him save
        Scientology and thus the world!
        As yet, however, the lips move, but there is no sound.

        His next move will be to assess the genital size of the reincarnated LRH…
        (heh heh heh DM chuckles to himself)
        this should re-stimulate the ol’ man into giving up the data.

  • SexyNinjaMonkey

    Has anyone checked the MSH house for secret underground vaults?

    • philosofa

      I’d be worried about hidden recording devices behind the wood paneling.

      • SexyNinjaMonkey

        I was just thinking about that. But they would’ve been installed in the 80’s so should be simple enough to locate and disconnect.

        • philosofa

          Lol … I can’t think of many other organisations that would require a full, electronic bug check before purchasing a property used by them to secrete the wife of the cult founder away from the eyes of the world.

    • http://umbraxenu.no-ip.biz/mediawiki/index.php/Main_Page RMycroft

      Or the secret Diary of Mary Sue Hubbard.

  • Krew13
  • D.Y.G.

    I think the correct word here is “seedy”. The tattoo parlors and pawn shops are nicer here than Scientology Barcelona.

    Straight up and vertical?

  • D.Y.G.

    Good heavens. Mary Sue’s gilded cage certainly needs some updating.

    • HillieOnTheBeach

      The glaring eyes painting is of questionable taste, imo, but likely had relevant meaning for Mary Sue.

      • D.Y.G.

        Oh yeah, the art is dreadful but that’s easily replaced. It looks like the whole house is 15-20 years out of date, and the tile is even older than that. Somebody is going to pay a small fortune in fixtures alone.

        • D.Y.G.

          “charming home filled with potential” = break our your line of credit, cuz you gonna need it

        • Bury_The_Nuts

          That kitchen is hideous! I predict your prediction is correct.

          • D.Y.G.

            They’re going to start on the kitchen and find wiring/plumbing from the 70s.

            • Robert Eckert

              Or from the 50s.

          • shasha40

            Looks like a damn funeral home ! hee hee

          • An Theta

            Sharing that thought, my favorite comment at Curbed is “clearly the dog didn’t do any updating.”

      • grundoon

        The painting was her twin for solo TR0.

    • 0tessa

      I bet it is haunted too.

      • joan nieman

        .Oh yes! If only the dog could speak.

    • Davka

      “In the family for 30 years” – that’s what the listing says…..

  • aquaclara

    Truth in advertising:

    This house might have lovely bones, but I would still be afraid of what could be found in the garden or basement. There might be real ones somewhere-something no decorator could fix.

    Does this listing say it comes with a state-of-the-art surveillance system?

    Oh, and break out the check book. You could be on the cult mailing list for life.

    • MissCandle

      You’d have to have a professional sweep it for all implanted surveillance devices.

    • http://umbraxenu.no-ip.biz/mediawiki/index.php/Main_Page RMycroft

      Just a few dogs buried in the garden. The caretakers had it pretty good, and didn’t want to admit that Tzu died in 2003, so they did a replacement. A few replacements.

    • DodoTheLaser

      I know a few Norwegian SP’s who are playful and rich enough to make it happen.
      They will have all kinds of International support, financially and otherwise.

  • Tony Ortega

    Post updated

    • i-Betty

      Thanks, Tony. It seems as though the global list of scientology orgs around the world – http://www.scientologyreligion.org/church_of_scientology.html – hasn’t been updated to include the new Barcelona org, which is a complete nuisance as I could have visited them both. Gran Via de les Corts Catalanes is only a couple of streets away from the Sagrada Familia, and not far from the org we actually visited. You’d think they’d be super-proud to trumpet the nicer org everywhere they have an online presence.

      I will go back again later this year and have a look :)

      Apologies for the confusion!

      • Just Dee

        Hopefully they don’t update the listing & taxi drivers keep going to that dumpy building!

        • HillieOnTheBeach

          i-Betty said a bit further down “She asked whether there was more than one scientology organisation in Barcelona and was told categorically ‘no’.”

          Ha! Can’t risk any stats go to the competition.

      • NOLAGirl

        Thanks for all the great pictures hon. I appreciate you thinking of all of us while you were on vacation. Hope you had a great time. :)

        • i-Betty

          Thank you, Nolly :) I can’t say enough nice things about Barcelona and the people. This was my fourth visit since I first went with my girl friends 5 years ago – I can’t stay away. It’s a really special place and if you stay off the tourist trail you will eat some of the best food you’ve tasted ever, ever, ever.

          • NOLAGirl

            I’ve heard so many good things about Barcelona, it’s definitely on my list of places I’d like to travel. I may have to high-jack you and bring you with us. LOL :)

            • i-Betty

              Well I’m a whiz on the underground and I know all the best mojito bars in El Born district… :)

            • NOLAGirl

              Oh yeah, when we plan a trip, I’ll definitely be in touch.

            • L. Wrong Hubturd

              I agree. It’s a wonderful city. I did not do the underground though because I wanted to walk as much as possible to take in the sites.

          • L. Wrong Hubturd

            I was there the week before Xmas a few years ago. It was magical with all of the lights and decorations strung overhead, across the streets. Have you done the cable car out over the harbor? Fantastic views of the whole city.

            • i-Betty

              I bet you like really high roller coasters and fast cars, too, L? You couldn’t pay me enough hard cash to go up in that thing! Even sitting by the harbour watching the miniscule little cars wobbling and rattling along 14.3 miles above the ocean was enough to put me off my lemon sole 😀 We did do the funicular railway followed by the much more sedate cable car up to Monjuic Castle a couple of times for those incredible views. I’ve been in the Spring and Summer but never in the Winter. I bet it was magical :)

            • L. Wrong Hubturd

              Ha! Yes I do! There’s a restaurant in the top of the final tower at the beach. I had lunch(which was amazing, but very expensive. I think about $100 just for me, no alcohol) and then walked all the way back around the harbor and up Las Ramblas to my hotel on the Plaza Catalunya. I saw a completely naked guy running on the beach…it was about 45deg F outside at the time.

            • i-Betty

              How very European of him! 😀

      • Baby

        OH shit Betty.. You Done Good Honey..

        You would think they would be proud, but you are using logic my dear. ha.. Good try.. and yes go back . You know damn well it’s empty.

    • chuckbeattyexseaorg75to03

      Tsu the dog needs a statue at the L. Ron Hubbard museum!

      What is it with cult leader’s wives and their dogs!

      Obviously in human history, pets are important, why else would Miscavige have his dogs get such nifty uniforms with shoulder rank bars!

      I wonder if Simon Bolivar’s pets had uniforms, or if Manuela’s pets were pimped out specially!

  • 0tessa

    Was this house also built, renovated and/or decorated by the Sea Org slaves? If yes, then the money should be divided amongst them.

    • DodoTheLaser

      That’s a really good idea, but the Sea Org anniversary was 4 days ago, so it’s a little overdue.

      • 0tessa

        I wouldn’t mind a late birthday present.

  • Panopea Abrupta
    • Barbara Angel

      On my way over there again

  • Still_On_Your_Side

    Did Miscavige pay the children for value of that house for the year he held it off market?

  • chukicita

    i can’t get past those glazed eyes in the living room.

    • ze moo

      I know that the furnishings are rent and staged, but why does a dog need a flat screen TV? Did it like the Puppy Bowl?

  • Bradley Greenwood

    2.5 million is not too much to pay for… the new Los Feliz Ideal Org.
    It will remain empty, though.

    • Still_On_Your_Side

      Perhaps Miscavige will turn it into a bed & breakfast for visiting Sea Org members- one that offers neither bed nor breakfast, and where the “guests” are locked in the basement.

      • ze moo

        They could cram 50 Sea Argggh in there easy. And they have an ‘overboarding’ pool.

  • BosonStark

    I see Mary Sue had some fixed, dedicated glare art.

    • DodoTheLaser

      Nothing like a good TR 0 in the morning. Fuck coffee.

    • http://www.xenu.net/archive/ronthenut/ L.Ron Hubbard

      She often glared into my eyes.
      http://i.imgur.com/5YPpG.jpg

    • Missionary Kid

      I’m willing to bet that the house has been staged for sale.

      • Bob

        Off topic question for you. Has someone already coined the term:

        ZOMBITOLOGIST?

        It’s my new term for the remnant of kool aid drinkers still in. Bob

        • Missionary Kid

          I’m still laughing at that one. I’m putting it on the list of $cientologist nicknames as, “ZOMBITOLOGIST – the remnant of Kool Aid drinkers still in $cientology”
          I’ll probably post it by Sunday.

          I’m going to use that one one the next troll that drops in, especially the one that uses your name with a different avatar. That’s so damn perfect! (I’d put in more exclamation points, but then I’d look like a $cientologist).

          • Bob

            Lol. I’m pleased I could be the originator of such an endearing term.
            So I think dRatty McSavage has an new acronym. Instead of COB he is

            COZ – Chairman of the Zombitologists

            • Missionary Kid

              That’s two more nicknames for DM: “dRatty McSavage,” and “COZ – Chairman of the Zombitologists.”

              I’ll post them by tomorrow.

            • Bob

              I keep trying to think of creative new ways to increase Dave’s stats regarding nicknames. It’s one of his biggest highest Evers.

            • Missionary Kid

              We’re almost to 1100. That’s a lot, and I didn’t put common epithets like “asshole” on there.

            • Bob

              Wow, no one as garnered so many nicknames. He must be proud. It is a sign of what a huge being he is.

  • http://mncriticalthinking.com/ Chris Shelton (Galactic Patrol

    Hey everyone. Totally off-topic posting for today which I thought some here might get a kick out of. I was interviewed in July by a local cable TV channel on the subject of Scientology, what it is, how it works, the membership numbers, etc. And I did get a chance to plug The Underground Bunker as the best website to go to in order to find out about Scientology, which we all know is the truth.

    Here is the link on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwl6f4nmyXE&feature=youtu.be.

    I’ve also now shot and am editing my next video on Scientology and it’s my biggest ever! If all goes well, I should have it done and up within the next week.

    • DodoTheLaser

      Dude.. Thanks, Chris! Watching it…
      This is gonna be a good weekend.

    • joan nieman

      Thanks Chris. I will go and get another coffee before I watch the vid. I enjoy them so much and it certainly deserves undisturbed time.

    • i-Betty

      I love your videos and can hardly wait for the next one. Off to watch the interview now :)

    • DeElizabethan

      Thank you Chris again, a great interview. Loved this guy’s tie.

  • Ivan Mapother

    I’m sorry to hear Shelly won’t be receiving a housing up-grade. One item missing from the listing page is that the light bulbs are dusted on a regular basis. If that’s not a selling point, what is?

    • Espiando

      If not the lightbulbs, then the special clothes washer with thirteen rinse cycles has to be a huge positive.

  • rom661

    Nice house, reasonably decorated. Apparently Mary Sue had at least some taste. I was always amazed at how tacky everything connect with LRH seemed to be.

    • Mooser

      Those false beams could go. Nice wood, but bad taste.

      • Espiando

        It’s terrific for holding a small gathering of the Society for Creative Anachronism. Just watch the spurs on those hardwood floors and the armor on the upholstery.

  • http://www.crackpots.us/ DamOTclese2

    “After our story came out, we heard that Scientology leader David Miscavige was livid about it…”

    Oh, that’s a shame. :( Poor David. You’re so mean to him!

    2.5 million clams, huh? That’s 166 times as many customers as Scientology has world wide. You would have to get all 15,000 surviving customers to “donate” $166.66 to buy that place to keep it out of wog hands and turn it in to an “Ideal Org” or defraud 75 drug addicts with the NarCONon frauds to buy it — and something tells me the crooks can’t get that many customers to fork over even $10 leave alone find 75 marks who will fall for their NarCONon crimes.

    So yeah, looks like they’ll need somebody rich to buy the place. Maybe Tom Cruise still has enough money to buy it. :)

  • Don Cramer

    Well, I suppose the house wasn’t destined to become the Mary Sue Hubbard Life Exhibition Museum now was it? I’m happy to see Arthur and Suzette are finally getting delivered what was promised, which has been a foreign concept to scientology for quite a while now. At least we know they won’t be donating the money to the IAS! Diana’s proceeds on the other hand will probably go towards DM’s next birthday or Christmas present. Sad to see she’s still in. I fondly remember listening to her play the piano inside the penthouse suite while sitting on the balcony of the Fort Harrison on course break in the late 70s. I thought she was very beautiful and talented – I still have a copy of her LP buried somewhere in my collection.

  • Mark

    Two-and-a-half mill is pin-money to Shortarse. I wonder (refresh)…

    • Baby

      OMG fabulous Mark..hahahha

    • i-Betty

      Heehee, do you think they washed the underpants before hanging them on the wall, or would that be akin to washing one’s arm after Elvis signed his name on it? The ecclesiastical skid marks must be preserved.

      • Mark

        I think it rather depends which pair of LRH Memorial Underpants they are, Betty (hence the confusion Ron’s restless wraith has been suffering of late, roaming disconsolately around Saint Hill and Flag). I’d guess they were a never-worn souvenir pair: the next best thing Mary-Sue could get as a memento of her late unlamented spouse—short of his head on a pike.

        • i-Betty

          ‘Ron’s restless wraith’ has me grinning from ear to ear 😀

      • Observer

        Urp!

        • i-Betty

          I apologise 😛

          • Observer

            You are not in the least sorry!

            • i-Betty

              *Snort!*

    • rotulette

      The second I saw these pictures on the link to LA CURB I was expecting those kind of pictures… Thx

    • grundoon

      DM won’t reverse the flow by putting “his” money into Hubbard pockets.

  • MaxSpaceman

    o/t: Originally Posted by HelluvaHoax! @ EsmB
    REALLY STUPID BUT NECESSARY R-FACTORS FOR REALLY STUPID SCIENTOLOGISTS:
    There are no Evil Psychs
    There are no 5th invader forces
    There are no Walls of Fire
    There are no Clears
    There are no OTs
    There are no Ideal Orgs
    There are no Ethics in Scientology Ethics
    There are no Sea Org Members salvaging this sector
    There are no Gains beyond your wildest imagination
    There are no Bridges to Total Freedom
    There are no Engrams
    There are no Implants
    There are no Advanced Levels
    There are no Freewheeling & Pneumonia victims
    There are no Secrets of the Universe revealed
    There are no Most-Ethical-People-On-Earth Scientologists
    There are no Beings being salvaged or rehabilitated
    There are no BTs being blown
    There are no Tone 40 Postulates
    There are no Beings who are Cause Over Life
    There are no Thetans Exterior with Full Perceptics
    There are no SuperPowers
    There are no accidents/illness being cured with PTS Tech.
    There are no Insane being healed with Scientology
    There are no End Phenomenas as promised on the Grade Chart.
    There are no truthful persons who claim that Scientology Works.
    There are no limitations to the stupidity in Scientology
    http://www.forum.exscn.net/showthread.php?21633-Top-100-Stupid-Moments-in-Scientology/page414&highlight=helluva+hoax
    .

  • Panopea Abrupta

    Scientology: Food for thought? Good for nought.

    • Techie

      Radioactive Chicken Soup for the polluted soul.

      • Missionary Kid

        That too will go on a list when I get to my computer.

    • Missionary Kid

      I’m away from my computer, but I’ll put it on the list.

  • http://www.crackpots.us/ DamOTclese2

    That Spain thing reminds me of when David and I visited Scientology’s “Criminon National Headquarters” which Scientology claimed was in Studio City. The crooks touted it on their web sites as a busy, crowded place full of law enforcement agents getting training, “opinion leaders” and “religious leaders” all running around learning how to really fight crime.

    Instead what we found was a decaying office complex with listing balconies, water stained and cracking concrete and stucco walls, and the “Criminon National Headquarters” had a pile of rotting garbage outside, the office was empty of people but was stacked with photo copiers, cardboard boxes, envelopes, fraudulent advertising fliers, and a couple of dead potted plants.

    When we posted what we found to a.r.s the crooks were annoyed enough so that when we returned the next week to get GPS coordinates, the clams had tried to clean the place up. We went across the street to talk to the restaurant that delivered some of the rotting food leftovers that Scientology dumped outside their door and we were told that the crooks were rarely there but when they were they always ordered the delivery guy to leave the food outside on the ground and there would be a check taped to the door to pay for it.

    If you look at these insane crooks’ “Criminon” fake front now On Their Web Site you find that it’s the same, it doesn’t exist, it’s just a bunch of Post Office Boxes and, amusingly, the crooks don’t even have a “Headquarters” listed any more.

    1100 Irvine Blvd. #689 Tustin, CA 92780 is one of the places these crooks claims is a “Criminon” however if you look, that address is actually a shopping center, the address is a dry cleaning store (refresh for photo) and a long line of anonymous shops without names.

    • http://www.crackpots.us/ DamOTclese2

      And here is their “Criminon” at 612 S. Lincoln Avenue Clearwater, FL 33756. :)

      ETA: By the way, that Clearwater address is the only address that the crooks list that is even a real address in the United States, every other “Criminon” office they list in the United States is a Post Office Box or just names a city, no address.

      • Mark

        Which is it—the car-park or the toilets?

        • http://www.crackpots.us/ DamOTclese2

          It looks like it’s a residence which is now being used to house slaves. The address is listed as belonging to “Steinman-Champagne Inc” rented to a dentist named Totzke Beatriz, it looks like, if one does the Hearsay Google. Amusing.

          • Mark

            Maybe Criminon’s hiding down that rusty drain in the foreground… 😉

            • http://www.crackpots.us/ DamOTclese2

              All eleventy million of them?

    • grundoon

      1100 Irvine Blvd. Tustin, CA (which is around the corner from the dry cleaner shop) appears to have formerly been “Mail Boxes and Scooter’s Hallmark Shop.” It seems Criminon rented a mail drop there. Scooter’s now is a couple of blocks away at 360 E 1st St. In 2011 the space at 1100 Irvine was taken over by Yong-In Tae Kwon Do studio. So that address for Criminon must be more than 3 years out of date.

  • ze moo

    What does Davy hate above all else? Paying property taxes on anything. That is probably the biggest reason it is finally on the market, or the kids put the boots to Davy and threatened to sue. Now when Diana escapes or dies, the last vestige of Lroon will gone and it will all be Davies. I can hear the lips smacking and the insane laughter from the other side of the country.

    The move in costs should included a Roman Catholic Rite of Exorcism {maybe something Bhuddist just to keep the reborn Buddha away } and a through redecorating. Though I suppose all the stuff in the pics is rented by the real estate company. The eyes, the eyes, that picture really does capture the spirit of the clampire. I love the ‘Explorer Club’ dining room, you can almost feel the ghost of Lroon telling his tales of daring do and his combat experiences.

    Not surprising that the 2 Barcelona mOrgs don’t refer people to each other, they are in completion after all. Loser has to go to Clearwater and work for ‘Flag’. That will motivate the happy clams to even greater effort…. not.

    • Captain Howdy

      I bet if you moved in this guy would show up eventually.

      • http://www.xenu.net/archive/ronthenut/ L.Ron Hubbard

        That thereThetan is Dramatizing some sort of Incident on his Whole-Track.

        -Ron

      • FOTF2012

        Poltergeist, right?

        • L. Wrong Hubturd

          Only movie that ever really scared me as a child.

  • Techie

    Thanks for the memoriesOddly the architectural style of MSH’s house is quite a bit like LRH’s newer house at the Int base… Of course she didn’t have an indoor pool, full Dolby surround sound 35 mm theatre, dedicated UPS backup power and a shooting range… But they both have that heavy dark wood, lots of carved corbels etc., wooden flooring. Lots of big flashy art pieces. Probably they had the same architect, though I think the “LRH Architect” Barry Stein was gone by the time the new house was done. Most of the new house was done by contractors, not slave labor, though we got to do projects like running speaker wires underground so the big open lawn area could have sound. Fun facts – in ’83-’84 supposedly LRH was trying to move to the Int base. He tried to sleep in the big house that was set up for him there, called “Bonny View” or BV. The smells, dust, and mold drove him away. So the slave labor (RPF plus “Gold Construction Team” or GCT) were given the task of raising the house off the foundations, removing the floor and all wall coverings, replacing any rotten wood and putting in a new floor and walls. Like many older houses in California the original foundations were just redwood slabs over dirt. A team of contractors did the actual house lifting, but we did most of the digging, concrete work, demolition and re-sheet-rocking etc. This is when the beloved copper sulfate bath became popular (mentioned by Camilla in her recent talks). We just had a big bath made with PVC sheets on a wood frame, long enough to hold 8′ lengths of lumber, and soaked every piece of wood in it. After soaking the wood was treated with primer and several coats of varnish to “keep the smell in”. Besides the house, we built a laundry with lots of rinsing tubs for hand washing, dry cleaner, and clothes storage area, and a huge garage. He had one of those old 10′ satellite dishes too. C band. Strangely, the furniture was mostly wood covered in laminate, an ugly yellow color, what we used to call “Formica”. Every room had a dehumidifier and an air filter (we called them Tepcos). I designed a three speed system for the Tepcos so they could be run on low when the rooms were occupied and on high when the need to clean was great. Some had remote controlled variable speed motors, made using variable transformers or “Variacs”. Nothing was too good or too expensive for “the Boss”, especially when slave labor kept some of the costs down. The weird thing about this old BV was that Ron had a bedroom with his own bathroom attached, then you went down a hallway past the common bathroom, then into another bedroom. At first we were told this was to be Mary Sue’s bedroom. There was a big ceramic cat there that seemed alive somehow. Then we were told, no it is not for Mary Sue, it is now to be Roanne Horwich’s room. The big cat was taken away. Roanne is Hubbard’s grand-daughter. She never got to live at BV though, they converted a bathroom near the Music Studio to be Roanne’s Schoolhouse and she spent her “childhood” there. Camilla’s unit, called Films and Equipment, did a shot of Roanne at around 6 years old matted against a starry sky, holding her hands out like she was reaching for the stars. No photoshop in those days, it was done with film techniques. This was printed about 24×36 and placed above the fireplace at the old BV. Roanne is out now, I hope she tells her story some day. All the old BV, laundry and garage were demolished to build the new house for LRH, so all that work was for nothing in the end.

    • joan nieman

      Thank you for a most interesting story Techie.

    • chuckbeattyexseaorg75to03

      Barry Stein hit the Int RPF (last classes in the last 1990s to early 2000, and he even transferred to the PAC RPF in 2001, and I recall one of his “win” stories being that familiar story he’s told before how he and the other Gold Musicians got the “Joy of Creation” despatch from LRH where LRH was trying to raise their spirits since LRH’s multiple rejects to one of their song submissions to him had them producing poorer submissions and LRH saw them going downhill.

      Do you remember the Joe Caneen produced video as part of the overally 2000 Millenium New Year’s event that year? It was Joe’s segment that was used, but Joe hit the RPF for some other reason afterwards. The Caneen video were a kind of interviewing the various Int Base staffers who’d remembered LRH’s days on the Cine sets, where they each told their LRH stories, one by one, as a sort of Int Base history “source briefing”. It was a hit portion of the 2000 I believe the Millenium event at New Years that century year.

      I lament that the whole archives of event videos over the decades, and all editions of the Tech Films aren’t somehow leaked for viewing, they have a lot of faces and history and some interesting funny history in them all. (I particularly like the old Tech Films with all the now declared SPs who were actors in those earlier movies!)

      Like Miscavige, playing I think ping pong, in the old Tone Scale movie! He placed “Action” on the Tone Scale! His jabs with his ping pong paddle were hilarious!

      Imagine if a bunch of protesters today were to bring ping pong paddles and pretend to be a demonstration of “Action” on the tone scale at a protest! It would light a tiny spark of mockery in Miscavige’s head! Especially if they wore little mustached Miscavige faces and swung their paddles in unison! He had a mustache back then when he played the action tone level ping pong player.

      • Techie

        Hi Chuck, there are golden oldies in those old archives… I was in one of the TR-1 versions, “TRs in Life”, as the Postman. I had the line: “I have such bad luck in life” to which LRH replies it is not luck, just out TR 0. Long gone, reshot. The incredible shrinking TR 4 is another great example, in the early versions Laurel Sullivan is featured, then she gets edited out, then others, finally Miscavige just reshot the whole thing with wog actors! After having LRH approved TR performances on film for all time. Not anymore, especially with “Joe Howard” out and criticizing. If anybody runs across a stash of old blue plastic film cartridges with the Super-8 tech films, get them transferred right away. There is pure comedy gold in every one. Especially gems like “The Secret of Flag Results.”The other videos I wish someone could find are the “blooper reels” from the Ship. He took video of the senior executives (now in the Hole or gone) doing stupid shenanigans or blowing their lines in rehearsal, put them together and showed them to the public at the end of every Maiden Voyage Anniversary event. Hilarious and tragic at the same time. I will tell you a funny story about the TR 1 shooting. The scene is I am supposed to be afraid of a vicious dog. Well, Jesse Prince was doing the dog wrangling and MItch Brisker was directing. He liked to play tricks on the actors to squeeze more of a performance out of them. So Jesse was there egging on the dogs to get them to make a lot of noise and I was cowering in fake terror at the door of a house. Several takes of this were not making the cut. All of a sudden the dogs broke loose and came straight at me, howling and slavering like mad. I really thought I was done for then, but the dogs only ran up to me and licked my face as I lay on the porch. Very funny, Mitch. I remember Joe Caneen, nothing he could do would pass muster with Dave. We finally had to have an outside pro come in.All that stuff is carefully preserved at archival temperatures in the Film Lab building, some day it will be in the public domain. I worked with Barry Stein, Andy Yarrow (also in the Tone Scale film at Aesthetics), so many others who were highly skilled, at the top of their fields, just chewed up by the System and spit out again.

        • chuckbeattyexseaorg75to03

          I’d love to do a Skype record video chat with you and just stir up old memories.

          You and Dan Koon ought to do something like that, and just spill a whole bunch of esoteric old history.

          For that tiny window of history, when so many of the old generation Apollo vets were still in Clearwater before they went out to man up La Quinta and later, I’d seen many of them then, and then saw them later in 1983 when I went first to Int.

          Editing out people, yea, those original LRH films are still there, won’t and can’t be destroyed, I don’t think, at CST.

          Hopefully Shelly comes to her senses, she’s up at CST guarding and doing those special archives cycles only she can be trusted to do.

  • http://umbraxenu.no-ip.biz/mediawiki/index.php/Main_Page RMycroft

    Scientology is pushing their the Foundation for a Drug-Free World’s program, claiming that it’s “recognized by law enforcement personnel at all levels as part of the solution to drugs and crime”, and displaying badges for a number of police organizations. I wonder if all the organizations know their badges are being used?
    http://www.scientology.org/how-we-help/voice-for-humanity/truth-about-drugs.html

    Badges: victoria-police-png, st-louis-png, solon-png, seminole-png, polizei-png, albequerque-png, allen-police-png, antwerpen-png, buncombe-png, canadian-forces-png, catoosa-png, chicago-png, costa-rica-png, dunkirk-png, fairfield-png, flower-mound-png, irving-png, jacksonville-png, lakestevens-png, lapd-png, london-police-png, los-angeles-county-png, london-police-png, los-angeles-county-png, malta-png, manatee-png, mauritius-png, new-york-png, okaloosa-png, sault-tribe-png, sheriff-tarrant-county-png, srilanka-png, tampa-png.

    • Sid

      Drug Free Program in Canada with the head of OSA/DSA Canada and RCMP.

      • http://umbraxenu.no-ip.biz/mediawiki/index.php/Main_Page RMycroft

        Posing for a picture is one thing. Using law enforcement insignia to imply that they endorse the program could get them in trouble, if they never asked permission, as it has in the past.

        • Sid

          You are right. Though in this case they aren’t just posing for a picture. They are doing a series of lectures to 10 year old kids in the school system along with the regional police and RCMP. This is an implied endorsement for their program by the police. I’m sure the parents don’t know their kids are being lectured by Scientology and feel secure in knowing it is endorsed by the police.

      • http://www.xenu.net/archive/ronthenut/ L.Ron Hubbard

        Scientology is right in the heart of Canadian socïety.

        -Ron

    • richelieu jr

      Excellent point, RMycroft! Worth sending out some emails asking if they know their copyrights and reputations may be being abused.

      A few links and attached docs in/re lawsuits wouldn’t hurt, either…

  • Observer

    I wonder if poor old Mary Sue ever twigged to what Ron really was, or if she spent her days hoping against hope that her loyalty would be repaid with something other than betrayal and that he’d come back from Target Two to rescue her?

    *refresh*

    • Techie

      I think she had no illusions about Hubbard, she knew where the bodies where buried. I also think we owe a lot of “technology”, such as the TRs in their final form, to Mary Sue. He gave her little credit and claimed that he developed everything himself, but that was an obvious lie.

      • Observer

        And that’s the dilemma–I kind of want to feel sorry for her because Ron used and abused her and threw her away like so much garbage, but then she was a full contributor to, beneficiary of, and participant in the scam, so everything that happened to her she brought on herself.

        Man, these wog emotions are confusing sometimes. I’d better go start the TRs!

        • L. Wrong Hubturd

          Get those wog emotions in check my lady. Screw Mary Sue. No mercy for that bitch.

          • Barbara Angel

            “Screw Mary Sue”…………………”No mercy for that bitch”………………..
            That sounds like a quote from mustravage, he certainly showed no mercy when he bullied her into signing over her rights.

            • L. Wrong Hubturd

              Fight fire with fire…..and so on and so forth.

        • Techie

          By all accounts I have heard it was just as dangerous to cross Mary Sue as it was to cross Hubbard himself. The portrayal in “The Master” is probably pretty accurate. I never met her but have heard stories here and there. No point in feeling sorry for her. She was much worse than Marty, and at least Marty has spoken up and worked to right the wrongs he did. She supervised attempts at murder and oversaw the most successful US government document theft operation ever known.

      • Barbara Angel

        Yep, so he gave her the house to keep her quiet as she must have been cranky over being thrown under the bus and then dumped. It seems to have worked.

        • Missionary Kid

          I’m sure that the house was a part of her being “handled” so she wouldn’t blow the whistle on him. He probably surrounded her with his minions who made sure she didn’t get any ideas about leaving his orbit.

    • Captain Howdy

      Egads! It’s Count Snaggletooth.

      • Observer

        I was thinking Count Derpula, but Snaggletooth works.

        • Captain Howdy

          I was gonna say Count Orga but I figured my folks wouldn’t get the reference.

          • Observer

            Hahaha!

            • BosonStark

              Obs, I think you should blow it up and make the whole painting his teeth.

            • Observer

              *shudder*

          • Missionary Kid

            Did you mean Count Yorga, Vampire?

            • Captain Howdy

              Yea but Orga instead.

        • Missionary Kid

          That too, goes on the list of LRH nicknames. I’ll have it posted by Sunday.

      • Missionary Kid

        I’ve added that to the LRH nicknames. Posted later.

    • nosce

      Is that a painting of Ron as a vampire? How fitting!

      • Observer

        That’s a frame of Ron from the recorded interview he did in Grenada. That’s what it really looks like.

    • Peter

      There you go again, Obs, reading my mind. About 5 minutes ago I was wondering if MS really believed it all, really found him a good mate, felt good about her life? I’ve never heard a good word about her as someone to work for, sad to say.

    • Barbara Angel

      If she didn’t recognise him as a deluded shit after he threw her under the bus and then ignored her when she was released, then she was as deluded as he was. Birds of a feather flock together, so I’m guessing she was a nasty piece of work, the same as him.

      • aegerprimo

        I think you are right Barbara A. It would take a certain type of person to be Elron’s wife AND take the fall for him. I have not come across anything that stated what a loving mother Mary Sue was.

        • L. Wrong Hubturd

          She did demand a family dinner once a week on-board the Apollo if I remember correctly. So there’s that…..yeah, she pretty much sucked as much as Hubs.

        • Juicer77

          The passage in Bare-Faced Messiah where she “keened” upon learning of Quentin’s suicide had me wondering. But was she grieving as a mother or as a cult leader who fears bad publicity? Only she would ever know.

      • Frodis73

        Good point.

    • Jimmy3

      Once again, I thought LRH couldn’t get any worse, but here he is in a painting that makes him look exactly like Donald Trump. Gah. That painting probably isn’t even safe to burn. I imagine it would be like when Dickless shuts down the Ghostbusters’ storage facility. Just all sorts of evil bursting out of it.

    • Frodis73

      I’m with you Obs…I would have loved to talk to her towards the end…part of me hope she’s wised up to what an ass he is….the other part thinks maybe it’s better she live in “ignorance is bliss” kinda thing. I sure as hell would be angry as hell…very angry at what lrh & lil davey did.

      • richelieu jr

        Well, she certainly knew what was up cheating and crime-wise…

        She deserved prison. It might be the only true thing Scientology has ever said, publicly…

        • Frodis73

          I agree she absolutely got what she deserves. I was thinking it more from as a wife standpoint. There relationship was f’d up, but he did listen to her at times.

          • richelieu jr

            You be he did! Any idea that he wasn’t au courant of the whole Snow White stuff relies nt he idea that she would go home to her husband every night and tell him NOTHING of what she was up to in the Guardian’s Office. Sheer and utter nonsense not that you were win any way saying that, BTW…).

    • grundoon

      I think Mary Sue knew how to work LRH’s buttons and ego. She skilfully played him to steer his paranoia away from herself so she wouldn’t share the fate of wife #1 and wife #2. It was working right up until the FBI raid. That’s how she survived longer than anyone else in LRH’s inner circle. I wonder if LRH’s paranoia would have bloomed to full blown insanity if MSH hadn’t reinforced it.

      • Observer

        That’s an interesting perspective, and entirely plausible.

  • Jgg2012

    It seems that Mary Sue’s house is worth more than any Scientology building.

  • D.Y.G.

    I think it’s kind of goofy to keep paying property taxes and upkeep on a house in California for one little dog. Neville Potter made out like a bandit though, so good on him.

    I bet Mary Sue was one of those people who let the dog sit at the dining room table and eat from her plate.

    • HillieOnTheBeach

      “I bet Mary Sue was one of those people who let the dog sit at the dining room table and eat from her plate.”

      …and a relative assiduity to let it out for a piss.

      • D.Y.G.

        Don’t even get me started on little pampered dogs! My mom has a Min Pin, and the derpy little thing has to wear a doggie diaper when it rain . It doesn’t like to get its feet wet so it won’t go out to pee.

        I grew up with farm dogs, ffs. We kids used to pick giant ticks off them and smash them with a hammer on the front porch. Doggie diapers & canine beneficiaries of wills do not compute.

        • Jimmy3

          My aunt’s dachshund will not eat off of the floor or out of a bowl at all. She only eats off plates while sitting on a chair near the table, or if you offer her food, she’ll eat out of your hand, but only after sniffing it thoroughly. I’ve never seen a more pampered dog. Meanwhile, I almost lost a toe this morning when a single drop of bacon grease fell on the floor by my foot.

        • Phil McKraken

          I used to burn the ticks I pulled from our dogs. Much more interesting than smashing.

          • Jimmy3

            You know who else thought burning helpless little creatures was ‘interesting’? Jeffrey Dahmer.

          • D.Y.G.

            I know that satisfying “pop” of burning ticks. However, we weren’t allowed to have matches and lighters. My brother set the house on fire once.

        • Missionary Kid

          Her dog is psychologically screwed up because it’s being treated like a human instead of a dog. When a dog is granted the alpha position in the pack by having control over humans, they get neurotic as hell. Your mom is an enabler. You know it, but she can’t see it.

          Dogs are wonderful creatures, but we grant them powers that they don’t really have because they are sensitive to our emotions. IMO, it’s the same as people granting power to $cientology when it really has no extraordinary powers.

    • aegerprimo

      Sort of like the crazy cat lady except with one dog.

    • richelieu jr

      “I bet Mary Sue was one of those people who let the dog sit at the dining room table and eat from her plate.”

      Yes, but then he died and Miscavige took over…

      • Missionary Kid

        Great snark!

    • grundoon

      Sure, Neville got good chow at Mary Sue’s, but he had to salute that damn dog every time it came into the room.

  • BosonStark

    Doogie, the donor of $40M to CoS, should buy it as a vacation home for his cat.

    Mary Sue must have had some strict conditions in her will or the Hubtard kids could have just rented it to some dog-loving tenant, and given a discount on the rent.

    As outdated as it is, it wouldn’t look so bad if they added more color. The brown/beige drab of everything looks ghastly. It’d be funny if all the neighbors call it “the doghouse.”

  • http://scientoonery.tumblr.com/ Nat-lificent

    1. So who is starting to kick starter to buy the house?
    2. Diana, Suzette and Arthur won’t get their money. Whatever has been keeping them quiet all these years is going to keep him quiet when DM steals their inheritance.
    3. That TR painting is the creepiest bejeebiest. Mary Sue was a batty old loon wasn’t she?
    P.S. Thanks for the pic i betty :)

    • Captain Howdy

      Yes, we need a kick starter. Might I suggest we call it..A Place for Howdy

      • http://scientoonery.tumblr.com/ Nat-lificent

        Lmao for reals!
        Eta: No arsonists allowed!

      • HillieOnTheBeach

        A Place for Howdy and the Visiting Bunker Gang,

      • D.Y.G.

        Only if you agree to have several Shih Tzus as roomies.

        • Captain Howdy

          I’m allergic to Shih Tzus. How about a couple of Wolverines named Spike and Drusilla?

          • D.Y.G.

            I’m sure that would go over well in that fine, upscale neighborhood.

      • L. Wrong Hubturd

        What perks will the funders get?

        • Captain Howdy

          The first five percs you get for FREE.

          • L. Wrong Hubturd

            I’m thinking a side perk could be “a night with Howdy” That ought to get the bids jumping.

          • L. Wrong Hubturd

            Ha! Different kind of perc, but I see what you’re getting at.

      • Jimmy3

        A Place For Howdy… No need to knock, somebody burned the door down. Just come on in!

      • Eivol Ekdal

        If we were to buy a bunker pad my vote is for..
        http://www.clearwatersedge.com/grand-opportunity/
        Be Liz and Mike’s neighbours with balcony views of Flag and other buildings.
        And they keep dropping the price! $1,399,900

      • An Theta

        No “Howdywood” sign here yet? I don’t know how to do that shop stuff. I’ll leave this photo for the Bunker Shoop Masters.

    • Spackle Motion

      It is likely that all of the decor and furniture are not a part of the estate. Real Estate agents use a 3rd party to furnish homes for sale.

      • http://scientoonery.tumblr.com/ Nat-lificent

        I think that was hers. Real estate agents and decorators tend to shy away from staring creepy eye paintings.

        • HillieOnTheBeach

          “Real estate agents and decorators tend to shy away from staring creepy eye paintings.”

          That, and Ethan Allen couches too.

          • D.Y.G.

            That made me LOL literally. Ethan Allen STILL makes those gigantic tufted sofas.

          • Bury_The_Nuts

            Lmfao!

      • L. Wrong Hubturd

        If those are the furnishings chosen by a professional staging company, they ought to be fired.

        • ze moo

          The furnishings are ok, it’s the painting that is too creepy. I consider it a ‘thetan’ warning to those who believe in such things.

  • J. Swift

    The Scientology Orgs these days have become CST Vaults: Full of intact and preserved copies of the Tech, manned by skeleton crews, and visitors are seldom if ever seen.

    It seems that Hubbard did not smash his name violently into history as he had hoped. Instead, as the old saying goes, Hubbard’s name has gone into history not with a bang but a whimper. He is the new Mary Baker Eddy (Google it).

    Ron, it didn’t go as you planned here on T1. Stats are permanently down. The kids are selling Mary Sue’s house. Wogs still say what the law is. 99.9999% of homo saps have never heard of an “Org.” They don’t even know what the word means and don’t care.

    Pretty much time to close up shop, Here is a seven point pan to consider:

    1. Sign over the cash and the Orgs to CST.

    2. Convert the Orgs into what they actually are: CST Visitor Centers.

    3. Trickle out the cash to fund the Volunteer Sea Org Docents at the CST Visitor Centers.

    4. CST issues Tech licenses to field groups and collects royalties to help fund the CST Visitor Centers.

    5. Keep Flag, St. Hill, and CCI open as Scientology Monasteries open the tiny handful of remaining publics.

    6. Turn the Freewinds into the “Artificial Reef Miscavige” someplace offshore near Curacao. Dave’s legacy is underwater in the truest sense of the word. The man might as well acknowledge it and give his fellow scuba divers a place to do underwater photography. Artificial Reef Miscavige would be Dave’s best “quietly and without sorrow” legacy. Dave’s name on Caribbean nautical and dive charts makes sense.

    7. Convert the IAS to the IASVC – the International Association of Scientology Visitor Centers, an unincorporated membership association dedicated to preserving the memory of the glory that was Rome.

    • Barbara Angel

      Naaaah fuck it all, co$ deserves to be erased

      • Techie

        Yeah, Barbara A, like the memorial museums at the death camps. “Never Again”. The problem is, the potential for scams like Scientology will always exist. There will always be those who think the world is a terrible place (some with good reason), and there will always be charlatans with wild schemes and conspiracy theories to take advantage of them. One man’s holy crusade to save the world is another man’s darkest nightmare of slavery. Same as it ever was.

    • Techie

      Very funny, but don’t forget the Scientology Victims Compensation Fund, where those whose lives were ruined can sue for a bit of recompense. Of course all advanced payments would have to be refunded too. You may have to sell off quite a few redundant Visitor Centers or replace them with bronze plaques that read “L Ron Hubbard once fleeced unsuspecting rubes on this spot”. Personally I would be happy if they sold it all and just made a Scientology Memorial Remembrance website with the logo “Never Again”. Enclosed in an oak cluster.

    • Sid

      “99.9999% of homo saps have never heard of an Org.” And 99.9999% of those that have heard of it stay well clear of them.

    • richelieu jr

      Very astute, Jeffrey, but far too sensible.

      And you left out ‘Turn yourself in to the authorities’, ‘Release all prisoners’ and ‘Establish a Truth Commission’.

      Still, by far the best plan I’ve seen so far. nice job!

      • OTVIIIisGrrr8!

        2022: Divers to Artificial Reef Miscavige are still finding Mark VIII e-meters. According to the records, RTC ordered the old Freewinds into the waters with some 15,000 scrapped Mark VIII meters onboard.

        • http://umbraxenu.no-ip.biz/mediawiki/index.php/Main_Page RMycroft

          All the lead in those things won’t be good for the fish.

        • Eivol Ekdal

          First real floating needle I have seen.

    • Missionary Kid

      I think a much needed addition to the conversion of IACSTVC would be public restrooms, with real toilet paper. That way, they’d really get their stats up, because people would actually need something from the Chirch of $cientology that was useful.

    • chuckbeattyexseaorg75to03

      the money needs to get refunded to the dupes!

      the dupes paid for this MSH house!

      Hubbard’s line of crap picked a lot of people’s pockets!

      Buyers beware of the crank past lives therapy and dead alien soul exorcism pseudo therapy of L. Ron Hubbard.

      All the things that ill begotten wealth bought, ought be put back in people’s wallets out of which it was swindled!

    • http://www.xenu.net/archive/ronthenut/ L.Ron Hubbard

      Yeah of little faith, I am known and loved all over the world:

      http://i.imgur.com/RbdEe.jpg

  • Barbara Angel

    mustravage will bully Diana who will force her siblings to turn it over, then he will confiscate the house for his Beagles.
    Has Diana been seen recently, or has she been disappeared too and being held with Shelley?

  • DeElizabethan

    The old brick around the pool looks soooo rough. Pity your hands, feet and butt on it.

    • Missionary Kid

      That was done more for style than safety. I’m willing to bet that only the dog used the pool.

      • DeElizabethan

        You’d win that bet, hahaha!

  • D.Y.G.

    OMG, these dingdongs are headed to Ferguson, MO to hand out TWTH booklets. Murder, police brutality, ongoing looting and some sporadic rioting. What could go wrong?

    • D.Y.G.

      I hope they know the Ferguson PD wasn’t responding to 911 calls last night.

    • Jimmy3

      Now those LRAD sound cannons don’t seem so horrible, right? I’d much prefer to listen to that over a Scientology pitch.

      • D.Y.G.

        Hope they packed some gas masks. It’s hard to get your point across when you’re suffering the effects of tear gas. And possibly they should notify next of kin.

        • Jimmy3

          Nah, they probably have plenty of cigs. They’ll be fine.

          • D.Y.G.

            They should probably set up an information table right in the parking lot of that burned out gas station/convenience store. Just so they can really be noticed by everyone.

            • Jimmy3

              It seems the Governor of MO is about to speak.

            • D.Y.G.

              I hope he mentions that crazy white people should stay away for a while.

            • Jimmy3

              It was settling down after the Highway cops took over crowd control… Then the Ferguson PD thought it was a great time to publicly name Mike Brown as a suspect in an armed robbery. I really have no idea where to even begin examining the rationale or the timing behind that decision.

            • D.Y.G.

              The city PD is the most stunningly incompetent bunch of idiots I may have ever witnessed. I guess they were trying to prove this kid wasn’t actually an angel, but it just came across as smearing the victim.

              The state high patrol captain in charge of security said he wasn’t even consulted before they released that information yesterday.

            • Jimmy3

              Exactly. Their political motivations behind releasing the information is quite clear. I just assume there should have been at least one person in that precinct with a shred of common sense. Like, hey, boss… I know you want to convince the people that we were justified in killing that really scary unarmed black kid, but maybe it’d be better if we waited several months? Maybe even a couple years…. Or not at all? Just a thought.

            • D.Y.G.

              It wasn’t like they weren’t warned —

              Justice Department argued against video’s release, source says

              …Friday’s release of the store-theft video by Ferguson police occurred over the objections of federal authorities, a law enforcement official told CNN on Saturday.

              Ferguson police had wanted to release the video Thursday but held off when the U.S. Justice Department asked them not to, arguing that doing so would increase tensions in the community, the source said. (CNN)

            • richelieu jr

              Oh, I think you do, Jim…

            • Jimmy3

              Nope.

    • Frodis73

      LMFAO!! I would love to be a “fly on the wall” to witness this one. I hope they get laughed at. Though, things are sooo *hot* over there right now….it could get ugly. Wonder who had this bright idea.

      • D.Y.G.

        They’ll be lucky if they don’t get hurt. This is not the place to go right now, especially with an agenda that does not coincide with those who are protesting. They want justice, not Scientology bullshit.

        • Frodis73

          Just more proof how deluded they are. Hope Black Rob can pull some stuff from fb about this.

        • richelieu jr

          Doctprs and foreign aid groups were complaining like crazy about Travolta an dhis touch-assisting army of the dead liek crazy in Haiti for all the good it did.

          They hated that people would take the yellow(?) T-Shirted shysters for real doctors when they needed real medical aid…

        • http://umbraxenu.no-ip.biz/mediawiki/index.php/Main_Page RMycroft

          Maybe they’ll bring some NOI along to spice things up?

          • D.Y.G.

            NOI is already there, but I don’t think they’re the Dianetics version.

    • Sid

      Bring your checkbooks and credit cards to the meeting. You’ll be expected to buy plenty of TWTH books.

      • D.Y.G.

        Then maybe the residents can use them to temporarily patch busted out shop windows.

        I’m being snarky, but in truth I am just dumbfounded by this stupidity. Police resources are not limitless and tensions are high. Just stay away.

        • richelieu jr

          Are you kidding? The Earthquake in Haiti, the Hurricane in LA, and 9/11 only attracted them like creepy, touch assisting flies…

          Photo Op, people!!!!

    • HillieOnTheBeach

      Nothing will go wrong. VMs will snap a pic with 2 smiling pre-teen African-American girls from a neighboring town, call it a day and regge it for far more than it’s worth.

      • D.Y.G.

        I hope you’re right. The governor just declared a state of emergency there.

        • HillieOnTheBeach

          (I meant nothing will go wrong from the volunteer minsiters’ completely inadequate “intervention”, I was far from making light of the situation).

          • D.Y.G.

            No, i didn’t think you were making light of it. I hope you’re right that they aren’t really going to go. It’s much better for their sake if it’s a sham to raise money. That way police won’t have to use resources to swoop in and save their stupid asses.

            • HillieOnTheBeach

              For what it’s worth, I’m on a monthly contribution program with both Oxfam and Amnesty International. They leave me alone any other time, but show up at my door once a year to at least to say hi an ask if I want to continue contributing.

              I’ve asked them about scientology, I always get the same response: they’re very familiar with parasitic people and organisations who interfere with real help for the sake of photo opportunities; it’s a constant battle to keep them away.

              I got my answer.

            • Missionary Kid

              There’s also televangelists that “run” “orphanages” that are little more than photo ops, too. There are legitimate ones, but you need to dig deep to see which ones they are. Those are usually run by denominations instead of people out for ego gratification.

            • HillieOnTheBeach

              “There’s also televangelists that “run” “orphanages” that are little more than photo ops, too”

              And celebrities who allegedly fund schools for girls, and adopt “brown” children for cringe-worthy reasons…

            • Missionary Kid

              I wouldn’t doubt that it goes on, but I’m unfamiliar with specific instances.

            • HillieOnTheBeach

              ie: longstanding and questionable, unaccountable use of Oprah-funds used against the purpose she claimed and Madonna PRing the adoption of a Malawi child and making it all about HER.

            • Missionary Kid

              Everything regarding Madonna is about Madonna.

              It will be interesting to see a follow-up report on Oprah’s school.

            • HillieOnTheBeach

              “It will be interesting to see a follow-up report on Oprah’s school.”

              Don’t hold your breath, there will ne none.

            • coonellie

              Oprah?

            • http://frankdisalleisadummy.wordpress.com/ Get Chutney Love

              I just came across this description by Hitler of a Japanese diplomatic official:

              “(He)Combines the hypocrisy of an American Bible missionary with the cunning of a Japanese Asiatic.”

            • Missionary Kid

              Ooh, that stings. I understand it. An administrator above my father in China kind of fits that description, but I also knew of, for instance, a missionary woman who refused to leave the orphanage she ran in China when the Communists took over.

    • TheHoleDoesNotExist

      God help them if they run into any of my extended family who still live there. The last scientology guest they let in was Quentin and it turned out the reason he was so nice and happy is because he was blowing. Some still get mail for their parents long ago deceased. Tons every week. With the mood they’re in I pity the fool who tries to shove more of it in their face.

      • TheHoleDoesNotExist

        Abd if they try to sell any scientology crap, I have other family in the MHP now working security. Haven’t been in touch for a while, but they are familiar with the scam. If they try anything illegal, they will discover Hubbard is not the law in Ferguson.

      • D.Y.G.

        God help them if they run into a group of angry people who think “The Way to Happiness” is not through Scientology, but actually to not be gunned down in the streets by police for the crime of jaywalking.

    • http://umbraxenu.no-ip.biz/mediawiki/index.php/Main_Page RMycroft

      I just hope that she and Jeremy don’t get hurt or in trouble.

  • richelieu jr

    Time for you to start speculating in Real Estate, Tony!

  • Ivan Mapother

    Maybe it was omitted in the house listing description, but I didn’t see LRH’s office. Every Org has one, but not his home? Tell the guy wouldn’t do a little work from home on his return. Who ever buys this house needs to know, upon his return, LRH may wander through this place looking for some smokes, pinks, whites and a typewriter.

    • Missionary Kid

      Someone can correct me, but that was never LRH’s home. That’s where he put her away from himself. She got nicer treatment than Shelly, but she was monitored 24/7 by Co$ minions who reported first to LRH, then later DM.

  • richelieu jr

    So the house is for sale for a cool 2.5 million clams.

    Coincidentally that’s exactly how many clams (members) Scientology doesn’t have*.

    (and they aren’t cool, either…)

    *(in fact, I wanted to write ‘has never, ever had’, but then I would be treating some of my friends to ‘not cool,’ whereas I know the exact opposite)

  • richelieu jr

    I wonder how close her pad was to Karen and Jeffrey’s place?

    I used to live not far, in Silverlake, but I did rent a room ina house up there for a year or so…

    • Karen de la Carriere

      It’s actually walking distance.

      • richelieu jr

        Not surprised, Karen. It’s not like it’s that big a place, right?

        I can’t help wondering if you ever crossed her…?

        • Karen de la Carriere

          I used to live at 2626 Nottingham, even closer, just around the corner and when I would walk my dogs I would inevitably look up to see if I could see anything, but there is very heavy dense foliage shrouds the actual property, you can’t even see a window from the curb.
          Mary Sue Hubbard was auditing daily by Neville Potter who reported all her private confessional data to David Miscavige. On OT VII for 30 years, she died of breast cancer…

          • richelieu jr

            Ridiculous.. I really used to live quite close to you for a while though, Karen! On North Catalina St.!

            • Karen de la Carriere

              Mary Sue home schooled the children at St Hill. this shot is circa 1959

  • richelieu jr

    I’ll be in Barcelone next month, unless someone gets there before me…

  • http://www.angrygaypope.com/ Angry Gay Pope

    Pets are wonderful support for little old ladies but when you will the house to your dog you obviously have serious intimacy issues. A woman who treats dogs like people will also treat people like dogs. Exactly the kind of confused, heartless behavior needed when you are running a cult.

    • HillieOnTheBeach

      “A woman who treats dogs like people will also treat people like dogs.”

      Especially when that dog’s longevity hinders your own children.

    • Jimmy3

      But she treated her dog pretty damn well, so if she treated humans like her dogs, it couldn’t be that bad. I would poop outside everyday if I could have that house.

    • Douglas D. Douglas

      You will recall that they used to require people to salute her dog Vixie when they were at sea.

      (Or is that what you were implying?)

    • aegerprimo

      Good point AGP.

    • aquaclara

      Off topic. There was a famous Rockefeller heir, Geraldine Rockefeller Dodge, who left her money and a residence to her dogs. To your point about intimacy issues, she lived in a big mansion in NJ (with the dogs), and hubby lived in an estate on the other end of the property, until his death.

      At least she stayed away from cults…..the dogs are a far better investment.

  • Vaquera

    “After our story came out, we heard that Scientology leader David Miscavige was livid about it, so plans were made to hang onto the house a little longer.”

    Clarification question (my brain is moving slowly today…I had way too much fun last night): Was Lil’ Davey livid because Mary Sue’s kids were selling the house or because there was an article about it here on the Bunker?

    A follow up question: Does David expect/assume that Diana will give her cut of the sale to the Co$?

    • Tony Ortega

      Unhappy about the article.

      • Vaquera

        Thank you.

        • Jgg2012

          Has there been an article he was happy about?

          • philosofa

            I believe you might find some in Freedumb Magazine. What they lack in truth they make up for in Miscavidge-esque hyperbole.

      • HillieOnTheBeach

        Hopefully he’s put things in perspective by now.

        • Observer

          Hopefully he’s at least as furious about this one.

      • philosofa

        Bravo, Tony. Adding to David Miscsavage’s woes is a fine achievement, to be admired and envied by lesser journalists.

  • Pierrot

    *** RED X +–+ Reminder +–+Reminder +–+ RED X ***
    Good evening USA and Canada, slow day so far in co$flagistan,
    2 dozen or so extra ads since this early morning, you will find them here:
    http://whyweprotest.net/threads/taking-down-co-on-craigslist-co-ads-on-craigslist.113779/page-110#post-2478172

    Do roll up to catch up with the rest of the day, and go to the previous page (109) for yesterday’s re-flag.

    UPDATE on JOBURG Fund raising: they relented the entrance is now FREE
    http://backincomm.wordpress.com/2014/08/16/toknights-the-knight-and-its-free-now/#more-2061

    Ty AP

    • aegerprimo

      Red Xing DONE!

  • Panopea Abrupta

    Red-X Red-X Red-X

    Lest ye forget, we have ’em on the Red-X run.

    Let their misery be unconfined:

    http://whyweprotest.net/threads/taking-down-co-on-craigslist-co-ads-on-craigslist.113779/page-110#post-2478091
    ty Baby

  • An Theta

    Great indeed that Curbed LA credited and linked their article to The Bunker. Curbed LA is my go-to site for ‘house porn’ because they routinely feature amazing Old Hollywood mansions. They also often feature Scientology buildings, too, and those red links to past articles lead to some fun comments past and present. Naturally many residents resent the Sci presence so I think that any of their readers who didn’t know about Tony before are gonna like it here.

    • Missionary Kid

      Thanks, Tony deserves all the credit he can be given.

  • http://www.rediscoverscientology.com/blogs/joe-howard.html Joe Howard

    Jesus! Someone is in Barcelona and scoping out the “org” when there is so much else to see? La Sagrada Familia, the Tapies Museum, the Miro Museum, the Picasso Museum, all the Gaudi architecture and on and on? Don’t waste your time, Tipster.

    • http://umbraxenu.no-ip.biz/mediawiki/index.php/Main_Page RMycroft

      I was in Vancouver and scoped out the org, but I spent a lot more time on the beach.
      http://umbraxenu.no-ip.biz/mediawiki/index.php/Vancouver_Org

      • http://umbraxenu.no-ip.biz/mediawiki/index.php/Main_Page RMycroft

        Which reminds me… The Toronto Org last night, as always…

        • http://frankdisalleisadummy.wordpress.com/ Get Chutney Love

          What’s up with the sticks put together at various angles that you can see in some of the windows? It looks like an exhibition of the skeletons of some alien race.

          Also, those brick facades between them could use some sprucing up, you could have banners with slogans or something like the ads with happy people applying the ‘tech’.

          Scientology: The Edsel of the human imagination.

          • http://umbraxenu.no-ip.biz/mediawiki/index.php/Main_Page RMycroft

            It’s tape to hold the cracked glass together.

            • http://frankdisalleisadummy.wordpress.com/ Get Chutney Love

              But how do you hold the cracked souls inside together? Maybe that’s what the alien skeletons are for, integrity generators.

            • http://umbraxenu.no-ip.biz/mediawiki/index.php/Main_Page RMycroft

              There’s no people inside, not that they had much integrity. They’re at the “temporary” org, 3rd floor:
              http://umbraxenu.no-ip.biz/mediawiki/images/thumb/9/96/TempOrg_002.JPG/800px-TempOrg_002.JPG

            • Qbird

              “…because there is so much demand for Scn. Inc.” – “moreover, so much expansion” – ha! Ideal orgs – Bah!

            • i-Betty

              Good grief!

        • Douglas D. Douglas

          It is amusing on Google Earth that the street view for one side of the building shows it when it was open, and the other in its current state.

        • Observer

          Nice. What would Tom Cruise’s friends think?

    • L. Wrong Hubturd

      I have to admit that I make it a hobby to find the nearest Org whenever I travel too.

      • http://www.rediscoverscientology.com/blogs/joe-howard.html Joe Howard

        I guess experiencing emptiness can be a spiritual something or other.

    • i-Betty

      I know every corner of Barcelona city but this was the first time I’d been org-hunting in Spain and it was a very enjoyable half-hour out of my week :)

      • helatrobus

        Sorry, I no speak english. I am ex scientologist from Spain. The two locations of Barcelona Org are in use.

        In Dos de Maig street is used for HCO, HGC, academy, major courses, treasury, calling…

        The location in Gran Via is used for public relations cycles, events, basic courses, book one sessions, test center and storehouse for central archives and materials for sale.

    • Suzy

      I went org hunting in Santa Ana when I was there last month….took a boring picture, too.

  • Johnny Tank (Forever Autumn)

    Alexa update for August 16: *refresh for images*

    Tony: US rank #18,105 – up 568 from yesterday. (Average rank last 3 months: 20,789)
    scientology: US rank #57,965 – down 16 from yesterday. (Average rank last 3 months: 62,201)

    Difference: 39,860 – 584 more than yesterday. (Average difference last 3 months: 41,412)

    Clicks from India – ?% today (no number on Alexa).

    Sorry for the lack of update yesterday, had a long week at work, and needed the sleep :-)

    • Mark

      Take it easy, Johnny :)

      • Johnny Tank (Forever Autumn)

        Thanks, Mark. Fortunately, I quite enjoy my work :-)

        • kmadelyn

          Work *should^ be enjoyable! We spend most of our lives at work. But geez–tracking developer, Alexa, & Google stats became a weekly task for a project at my last job. Giving myself a crash course in SEO was a blast–the weekly reports… not so much :

    • Douglas D. Douglas

      I want to take a year’s worth of the Scientology graphs, assign musical notes, and get the reunited Apollo All-Stars to perform it. It couldn’t help but be less cringeworthy than anything they committed to vinyl…

      • Missionary Kid

        *Laughter*

    • aquaclara

      Love the updates…and no need to apologize for sleeping after a long week!

    • Todd Tomorrow

      Thanks,always enjoy seeing these stats!

  • http://twitter.com/Scientology_411 Scientology_411

    Anybody else find it really weird that the dog’s name rhymes with Xenu?

  • Axton

    I’m quite certain I’ve purchased this home before in Skingrad.

    • Observer

      Hahaha, it does look like that!

  • Panopea Abrupta

    What’s the difference between Barcelona and $cientology?

    Barcelona has Gaudi.
    $cientology has gaudy.

    • HillieOnTheBeach

      Gaudi inspires awe
      Scilon gaudy inspires awwww!

      • Missionary Kid

        I’d say Scilon goudy inspires, “What crap.”

  • nottrue

    Scientology took our Nest Egg………..

  • Frodis73

    Not sure if this has been mentioned but I just came across it. Jean Kasem is burying her husband in Norway! Wth? I’m not a fan of the daughter by any means but to not honor Casey’s wish to be buried in LA is just sad.
    http://seattletimes.com/html/localnews/2024322458_apxcaseykasem.html

    • Captain Howdy

      Norway? Something tells me Casey wasn’t Norwegian

      • MaxSpaceman

        Lebanese. And friends with the children of the most successful comedian/actor/singer/producer of Lebanese decent of all time, that being Danny Thomas.

        • Jimmy3

          The Wendy’s guy?

          • Ruby

            No. Danny Thomas was not the Wendy’s guy.

            • Jimmy3

              He doesn’t even look like the Wendy’s guy.

            • Observer

              He’s pulling your leg.

            • Frodis73

              Lol, mine too.

            • Jimmy3

              Do you ever dip Wendy’s fries in a Frosty? It is good, but it requires a lot of effort, so I usually only dip one or two of them in a Frosty.

            • Observer

              i prefer to dip my fries in tartar sauce. True story.

            • Jimmy3

              What the what? Why?

            • Observer

              Because it’s yummy. Especially if it’s Bob’s (or Frisch’s, depending on where you are) Big Boy brand. Man, I could eat that stuff with a spoon.

            • Jimmy3

              Interesting. I’m not a fan of tartar sauce, even on fish. I mix Heinz ketchup and Sweet Baby Rays BBQ sauce, add salt and put it on pretty much everything. I’m probably going to die soon.

            • Qbird

              We make our own tartar sauce @ my restaurant – it is delicious – everyone says so.

            • Captain Howdy

              Are you French or somethin’?

            • Observer

              Nope.

            • Baby

              Only when I kiss

            • Frodis73

              Very yummy! I like mayo too.

            • Qbird

              You big kid.

            • Jimmy3

              You are.

            • Qbird

              Seyz you.

            • Qbird

              Edit: I serve a lot of burgers, fries and old fashioned malts & shakes. Real ones Jimmy, using real ice cream, frozen hard, mixed uo in a stainless steel tin, not like that man-made DQ sorta frozen soy bean milk product ‘soft serve’ just pull a lever yummy goo.
              I have observed more than a few people dippin’ their fries in their shakes.
              Kids & big kid’s alike. Sure ’nuff.

            • Jimmy3

              Oh Lord, I’ve been eating soy beans?? This entire time??
              But nah, I was only goofing about Wendy’s. I don’t actually think their Frosties are anything special. Pretty much every other fast food chain’s standard shake is better. And none compare to a real malted shake, no. Edits

            • Jimmy3

              hmmm

            • Qbird

              Coming back here to answer you. Jeez I am always SO tragically off topic. Bad Q.
              I am not kidding. Here’s the deal. Tony’s website has been bookmarked a long while. I go there first in the a.m. When I click on it, I can see the comments, but only those made at the time I log on, unless I refresh.
              In other words, no blue “NEW COMMENT” bar, no ‘new comment above or below’, no ‘a person is typing…’ shows up there. See what I’m saying?
              On TO’s site, straight up, I cannot see comments in ‘real time’.
              In Disqus, before it changed, and now after, if I click on the comments icon (on whatever article) it takes me right there and I can listen in on live conversations, as they happen… like what most of the bunker folks do.
              In Disqus I do follow The Underground Bunker and it shows me that – SOMETIMES.
              Lately however, with the new disqus, it often tells me that I am not following anything. Ooops, something went wrong, get help… wtf?
              Tonight it did not even give me the option of Tony’s second post of the day. Perhaps because I hadn’t been there yet… or had not commented. I dunno. I had to go to TO .org to read the article, then I made a test comment, went back into disqus and voila! live conversation. I got in.
              I’m telling ya Jimmy, it’s a rigamarole.
              I am not kidding.
              I love that Dion Song. In fact, I love that whole particular album & I don’t say that about many.
              I’m almost done redXing for the night.
              Thanks for trying to help me figure the damn deal out.
              I appreciate it & errr… I am not kidding… (3 times).
              You and many others, pretty cool beans. cheery-bye, qbird

            • Ruby

              I wondered. :)

            • Frodis73

              Yea, that’s Dave Thomas that is the Wendy’s dude.

          • Captain Howdy

            Make Room for Daddy
            That Girl’s father.
            Founder of Children’s Hospital

            • Jimmy3

              That’s not really his daughter, she’s an actress

            • VickiStubing

              Marlo Thomas is his daughter.

            • Jimmy3

              Nah she’s just some redhead. The grown up pippi long stockings is an actress that sorta portrays Wendy, but not the real Wendy.

            • Captain Howdy

              “Such a silly boy”

              http://youtu.be/g77eSTOTupw

            • Jimmy3

              Lies. I’ve never won a trophy.

          • Missionary Kid

            The Wendy’s guy is DAVE THOMAS. Hearsay it.

            • Jimmy3

              Hearsay isn’t permissible as evidence in a court of law, so why should I accept it on an internet comment board? Should we not also strive to meet the highest possible standards when sorting fact from fiction?

            • Missionary Kid

              Well, then, ignore $cientology. They have no standards, other than what LRH made up and DM interprets, or rather, makes up.

        • Baby

          When I bartended in Toledo I waited on Danny’s brother Sammy Jacobs.. OK.. ASSH*le.. ugh.. Waited on Danny more than once. He was ok..

          He tipped maybe 5%-10% but Sammy.. Loud, Obnoxious .. never tipped and couldn’t hold his liquor.

          None of the waitresses wanted to wait on him evah..and he was beyond Rude and snapped his fingers when he wanted something.. Thought he was a real big shot because he was Danny’s brother.. Puke.

          • MaxSpaceman

            It was Sammy’s son Ronald Jacobs, who worked for and with his uncle Danny. Among the shows with which he was associated with were “The Danny Thomas Show”, “The Dick Van Dyke Show”, “That Girl”, “Gomer Pyle U.S.M.C.”, “The Mod Squad”, “The Andy Griffith Show”, “My World and Welcome To It”, and “I Spy”.

            • Baby

              Well, you are a Plethora of knowledge Max. xo

            • MaxSpaceman

              inside information Hollywood Calif :-)

      • http://scientoonery.tumblr.com/ Nat-lificent

        He and Paula Abdul were examples of prominent Arab Americans in my world history textbook during Desert Storm.

      • http://umbraxenu.no-ip.biz/mediawiki/index.php/Main_Page RMycroft

        Maybe he was a viking in a past-life?

    • http://umbraxenu.no-ip.biz/mediawiki/index.php/Main_Page RMycroft

      I wouldn’t hold your breath on that. Most of that story comes from Kerri Kasem’s PR spinner. There is the head of the funeral service administration in Norway, but it was the same when Casey was supposed to be on his way to Montreal.

      • Frodis73

        That makes sense & seems like it could be something Kerri would do just to get more PR in general and more bad PR for Jean. So sad.

    • Jimmy3

      That entire family is just sad. They spent the last days they had with Casey arguing in courtrooms and trying to destroy each other in the media and on the net. Trying to prove that they love Casey more than that other bitch does!!! Bullshit. They’re all bullshit.

    • Todd Tomorrow

      Afraid the clams might dig it up!

  • Frodis73

    Finally looked at all the pics of Mary Sue’s house. Hell, I’d buy it (if I had that kinda cash). It’s needs updated but I absolutely love the outside areas near the pool and backyard. That was one lucky dog that’s for sure!
    ETA: It would be fitting if this house ended up with an SP too.

    • Jimmy3

      I dig that patio & pool, too. But in NE Ohio, that would last maybe 1 winter before it is Rob Forded.

      • Frodis73

        Lol. That’s one of the many, many reasons the west coast is calling my name…Rob Forded…I like it.

        • Jimmy3

          More crack than Kirstie Alley falling off the Jenny Wagon. More crack than Denise Miscavige’s honeymoon with Tyrone Biggums. More cracks than’.

  • Frodis73

    I just found out that there is a church in Columbus, OH! Egads! I thought we only had the mission in Cleveland and then an actual Org down near Dayton. Anybody have any info about it? I totally want to go check it out as I do occasionally get down there.

    The little mission in Cleveland gives me the creeps so I have never ventured inside. Has anybody been in there? If things go right I should be making my way to Columbus in October’ish. Yes, I just made October’ish a word. Lol. I’m excited…I want to meet my first scio up front and in person. I will not cause drama, but I want to see what kind of hard sell I get, etc.

    • http://umbraxenu.no-ip.biz/mediawiki/index.php/Main_Page RMycroft

      Hmm. I guess it’s the only org in Ohio since the Cincinnati one is in Florence, KY.

      It looks like they also have a rotting Ideal Org property awaiting some fresh whale meat:

      Variance clears way for scientology church on Dublin Road April 22, 2008, Gary Seman jr, ThisWeek Community Newspapers (John “Pussy” Carmichael huh?)

      • Frodis73

        Oops! Cincy,that’s what I meant. I can’t believe I didn’t know it was there. I so want to drop in.

        • http://umbraxenu.no-ip.biz/mediawiki/index.php/Main_Page RMycroft

          If you do, don’t forget to take a picture so I can add it to the org page! (There are a couple on IdleOrgs.com, but they don’t really capture the place, I think.)

          Category:Cincinnati

          • Frodis73

            You got it!

  • Suzy

    Visited my folks today in the LA area…..they had a handwritten letter for me from the Pasadena Org saying how have I been, I see you bought a book blah blah blah come in for a free dianetics session, etc. I bought said book in 1986. I can’t imagine some poor slob poring over old old files, and it’s creepy that they even had old files of someone with such minimal contact. Thank you for listening. Can’t wait to see if Barcelona pics are real or not.

    • Jimmy3

      That is hilarious. Can you blur or crop the personal info and post it?

      • Suzy

        The smiley face at the bottom really cracks me up.

        • Frodis73

          Looks like a 12 yr old wrote it!

          • Suzy

            Yes, one who signed a billion year contract and is now working 12 hour days away from her parents instead of going to school. :(

            • Frodis73

              Down with the cult!

        • Douglas D. Douglas

          ML, Much Love…

        • Science Doc

          Write her back and ask her for her email address.

        • aquaclara

          This is a hoot. 28 years later, they send you a letter checking in. Thanks for sharing!

          • Suzy

            They have been sending flyers to my poor parents for 28 years, despite repeated written efforts to get off the mailing list. This is the first handwritten note I’ve seen. Maybe they really are running out of money.

            • Qbird

              You can write ‘entheta’ messages on them – and then return them – cost of a stamp. Dooo ette!

            • Qbird

              …. maybe? Someone opens the returned mail, looking for stats… and then this flutters out ~

          • Science Doc

            Dear X:

            Thank you for attending my speech at the dedication of the cemetery at Gettysburg. Do you need additional information. Are you well?

            ML

            Abe L.
            The White House

            • aquaclara

              Ha ha ha!

        • Jimmy3

          Hahah. “I see you’ve bought the book, what’d you think?”

          You should write back that you’ve been meaning to read it but just haven’t found the time. Then ask if they have an audiobook cassette that will work with your Walkman.

        • KingofSweden

          Is Julia 10 years old? Her handwriting sure is… the only thing missing are “i”s dotted with hearts.

    • Baby

      Suzy.. You know they count you in their stats..hahah OMG that is hilarious. I can smell the desperation.

  • Snippy_X

    Buyers beware. The house needs an exorcist. Trust me on this one.

    • Missionary Kid

      Since I don’t believe in the devil, I’d pass on it. I do, however, believe that there’s evil in the world, and because Co$ is evil, it needs to be eliminated as an organization from the world. That’s my exorcism.

      • Snippy_X

        Bless you, kid.

        • Missionary Kid

          Thanks. Every time I hear about another bit of outrageous, wasteful, and cruel action by Co$, I get angry. Yes, just selling a house isn’t evil, but the fact that this house was purchased on the backs of people who suffered for Co$ pisses me off.

  • PreferToBeAnon2

    OT: I just got home and checked in on WWP to see what was up in Ferguson tonight. Saw this… (apologies if anyone else posted it). Yeah, that is what they need there…

    • Baby

      Hahahha Don’t you love it Anon2..

      • PreferToBeAnon2

        Unbelievable, Baby!

    • aquaclara

      Love that you found this, even though it horrifies me. Thankfully, clam spelling comes through once again, and just maybe they will show up in the wrong town.

    • http://scientologybollocks.blogspot.co.uk/ media_lush

      …. far be it for me to suggest that someone was to follow these people and each time they successfully handed out a leaflet surreptitiously go up to the recipient and mention that it’s a scientology recruitment tool… and far be it for me to suggest that this might be filmed…..

    • Douglas D. Douglas

      They’re passing out! Quick somebody, get them some air!

      (Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all week…)

  • http://umbraxenu.no-ip.biz/mediawiki/index.php/Main_Page RMycroft

    Ho! News from Oklahoma!

    • Douglas D. Douglas

      What news?

    • Baby

      What Chew Talkin bout Willis?

  • Lady Squash

    Scientology cures cancer. Cancer, according to Hubbard, has something to do with engrams on the 2D (sex and family). Hmm. How could being married to LRH give one engrams? And even more importantly, why didn’t his amazing tech cure her. Puzzle, puzzle.
    I am surprised and sad to hear that Diana is still IN and that she lives at Int Base. My daughter used to babysit her baby when we were at Flag. Oh well.

  • aquaclara

    Secret hideaway home + cult known for “disappearing” their people.

    Not a good mix, I’m afraid.

  • Pierrot

    *** RED X +–+ RED X +–+RED X +–+ RED X *** Fun Sunday the 17th of August
    Good morning Europe. Australia and Night Owls, very slow Saturday in co$flagistan,
    This is an excellent opportunity for some RE-FLAG
    The last ads for Saturday evening are here:
    http://whyweprotest.net/threads/taking-down-co-on-craigslist-co-ads-on-craigslist.113779/page-110#post-2478349

    Do roll up to catch up with the rest of the day, and go to the previous page (109) for the previous days RE-FLAG.

    FREELOADER Debt is ILLEGAL and CAN’T BE ENFORCED.
    DON’T route out, BLOW, Get HELP, get OUT. CALL 1-866-XSEAORG

    Ty THDNE

    • Todd Tomorrow

      Done!

  • http://www.skippress.com/ Skip Press

    A house for a dog… Mary Sue was apparently more batshit crazy than I thought.

    • Golden Age of Blech

      Leona Helmsey did the same thing.

      • http://www.skippress.com/ Skip Press

        The Queen of Mean! Soul sisters. It’s funny that some people think Mary Sue was just a quiet, sweet, perhaps even deluded by Hypnotizin’ Ron lady – she was anything but. I knew plenty of people who knew her well and dated her best friend who was her “communicator” (secretary) for 13 years. One time Mary Sue thought a young charming guy on the Apollo was getting too close to Suzette. She went after him and held a hunting knife to his neck and told him to leave her daughter alone – he got off in the next port. And she was the one who ran Operation Snow White and then stupidly took the rap for her creepy husband. Guardian’s Office (precursor of OSA) operatives pulled the plug on her son in a Vegas hospital. Believe me, she knew what happened. This was a black-souled evil bitch, no better than her husband.

  • Cymboli

    That house was furnished, decorated and redesigned using blood money. Whomever buys that house is going to enjoy the beautify that was created on the backs of slave labor.

  • Missionary Kid

    Here’s the sixth group of DM nicknames.

  • Missionary Kid

    Here’s the 5th group of DM nicknames.

  • Missionary Kid

    Here’s the 4th group of DM nicknames.

  • Missionary Kid

    Here’s the 3rd group of DM nicknames

    • Missionary Kid

      Here’s group 4b of the nicknames. (Refresh)

    • Missionary Kid

      Here’s group 4A4 of DM nicknames.
      Fucking Megalomaniac
      fucktard
      Fuckwit
      Furious Homunculus
      Furious Midget
      Furry Fists of Fury
      Future Jailbird
      Ghenghis McSavage
      Gobshite
      God-Emperor of Hemet
      Grand Ecclesiatical Leader
      Grand Exalted Mollusk Monarch
      Grand Poohbah and Ecclesiastical Scammaster
      Grand Poop
      Grand Pope
      gravy Davy

    • Missionary Kid

      Here’s group 4A2 of DM nicknames.
      Ecclesiasticator
      Ecclesiasturbator
      eccsleazeiastical leader
      Ecsleazeiastical Leader
      El Davito
      El Dwarfo
      EllRich
      Emperor Clampatine, His most Minuscule
      Emperor Slappamus Ultravox
      Enrique Entheta (family nickname!)
      Eric Cartman (ref: South Park)
      esleaziastical leader
      Evil Genius
      Evil Midget
      Evil Midget Troll
      Evil overload
      Fake Humanitarian.
      Fearful Leader With Ten Little Piggy Toes
      Fearless Leader
      Ferret on Steroids
      Fights-Like-A-Weak-Girly-Then-Runs-Away **
      Five Foot One
      Fleet Admiral MissCabin
      Fleet Admiral MissCabin

      • Missionary Kid

        Here’s group 4A3 of DM nicknames.
        Fleet Enema(Trademark)
        Fluffy Little Tail
        Flying monkey
        Fork Tongue
        Former Mighty Mouse Miscavige
        Fraudfather
        Fuck Face

    • Missionary Kid

      Here’s group 4A1 of DM nicknames.
      Dwarf Maggot
      Dwarf Master
      Dwarf Megalo-man(iac)
      Dwarf Midget
      Dwarf Vader
      Dwarfenfuehrer
      dwarfenfuror
      DwarfenOz
      Dwarfish Malignancy
      Dwarfish Munchkin
      Dwarfmeister
      dwarfnuts
      dwergen fuehrer (dwergen = dwarves)
      dwergenfuherer
      Dwindly McSewage
      Dysfunctional Minotaur
      Dyspeptic Misanthrope
      e-sleazy-ass-tickle
      Earl of thetandicks
      Ecchlesiastical Leader (as MAD magazine would put it)
      Ecclesiastibator
      Ecclesiastical Dildo
      ecclesiastical midget
      Ecclesiastical Midget.

  • Missionary Kid

    Here’s the 2nd group of DM nicknames.

  • Missionary Kid

    Here’s the 1st group of DM nicknames.
    DAVID, I’m afraid of being called names, MI$CAVIGE NICKNAMES
    Five Foot One
    (*) (it’s supposed to look like a poodle’s …ermm… “kibble exit”).
    (dic)tator tot
    LEADER OF ANONYMOUS
    A most Heinous & Hyddeous (withal Minute) Villain**
    A person of dubious height
    Abbot of Anger
    Admiral Assclown
    Angry Drunken Dwarf Jr. (The original was on Howard Stern)
    Angry Elf
    Angry Homunculus
    Angry Shrimp
    Ankle Biter
    Anti-Gulliver
    Apolocalyptic Dave
    Area 51 (height in ft.& inches)
    Ass Captain
    ASSCAPT
    Asthmatic Dwarf
    Babycorn
    Babycorn COB
    Bag Of Crap Chairman Of the Board: BOCCOB
    Bally Llama
    Big Bean
    Big Bean 2
    Big Being
    Big Burrito
    Big Flea
    Big lil One
    Big Thetan
    Big Top Slappy
    biggest little thetan
    Biggest Squirrell in the Gal-UX-ah
    biggest thetan in the universe
    Billion Year Asshole
    Bishop of Baloney
    Bishop of bullshit…
    Bitchcavige
    bitty boots
    blab hearted midget
    Black Heart MFCS
    Black-Hearted Squirrel Smasher
    Blackberry Pope
    Blackheart
    Blackheart Dildo
    Blackheart Most Devious
    blow chunks
    Bog Dave Miscavige
    Boss Miscarriage
    Bubba’s Ass Bitch
    C5-1 (Captain + height in ft & inches)
    Cabbage head
    Caligula of $cientology
    Cancerous gnome
    Capo di tutti capi of all of Scientology’s tentacles
    Capt. Miscadick
    Captain Baby Blackheart
    Captain Blackheart
    Captain Blackheart McSlavich
    Captain Blackheart, SS Division
    Captain Brazen Lair Pants on Fire
    Captain Clam
    Captain Clamo
    Captain Crook
    Captain Dastardly Motherf***er
    Captain David “he is NOT insane!” Miscavige
    Captain Death March
    CAPTAIN Decomposing Meat
    Captain Dickwad
    Captain Dildo Dave
    Captain Douchebag Dave
    Captain Douchenozzle Mcsucknuts
    Captain Five One (feet and inches)
    captain fucktard
    Captain Lilliput
    Captain McCabbage
    Captain Mini-stabby
    Captain Mischiefitch
    Captain Miskiewicz
    Captain Miss Scavenge
    Captain MissedtheBoat
    Captain Misslappy
    Captain niblet (see niblet)
    Captain One Five Five (Centimeters)
    Captain Pain
    Captain Piece of Shit
    Captain Pissgums**
    Captain Pope
    Captain Pretentious
    Captain Puppeteer
    Captain Scary Shitface
    Captain Shortypants
    Captain Sixty-One (height in inches)
    Captain Tiny
    Captain Underoos
    Cardinal Sin
    Chairman Chingadera (chairman motherfucker)
    Chairman Mao Miscavige
    Chairman Maocavige
    Chairman Miscavige
    Chairman Mousecage
    Chairman Mousecavige
    Chairman of the Bored Miscavage
    Chairman of the Whores
    ChairMao Of the Bored
    Chairmidget of the Bored
    Chairmonkey of the Board
    Chastiser of Bivalves
    Chastiser of Bivalves
    Chef Miscavige
    Chicken Of the Board
    Chief Bug Squasher
    Chuckles the Silly Piggy
    chunk head
    chunks
    Chunky Head
    Chunky nuts
    Clam Calamity
    Clam King
    Clammaster
    ClamPope
    clown pope
    Cobby
    Cobholio
    Coblet
    COBmeister
    COBsucker
    CODpiece
    Colonel Mustard
    Con Master
    Constipated Old Bollix
    Convict No. OTVIII
    Corn in the COB
    Corn on the COB Miscavage
    Corrector General of Tubby Hubby
    Corrupt Obtuse Blasphemer
    Count Derpula
    Count Of Vampirology
    Count Snaggletooth
    Count Yorga, vampire
    Court Ducker
    Coward of Brainwashville
    COZ – Chairman of the Zombitologists
    Creepy Dave
    Crooked-Gob**
    Curretted Own Bollocks
    Daddy’s Mistake
    Daffy Davey Mustravage
    Daffy Misfit
    Daft Davy
    Daft Massingill
    Daft Midget
    Daft Misfit
    Daft Monk
    Dafydd*
    Dai Scwatbotwm*
    Dainty Dave
    Dainty Maize
    Dainty Maniac
    Dainty Mcsuckige
    Dainty MiniPope
    Dainty Miss
    Dainty Monarch
    Dainty Mouse
    Dainty Scabbybitch
    Damage Mismanage
    DaMaged
    Damaged Mistletoe
    Damian Meanman
    Damien MissRuntRage
    Damn Miscreant
    Damned Misconception Miscavige
    Damp Merkin
    Damsel Miscavige
    dancing malignancy
    Danger Midget
    Dangling Modifier
    Dangly Mousdroppings
    Dank Muppet
    Dark Helmet
    Dark Lord
    Dark Menace
    dark midget
    Dark Muppet
    Darkly Mistaken
    Darth Midget 
    Darth Munchkin
    Das Messiah
    Das Midget
    Dastardly Dave
    Dastardly Davey
    Dastardly Malicious
    Dastardly Mindfucker
    Dave Cracksavige
    Dave Misbegotten
    Dave Miskiewicz
    Dave Mismanagement Miscavige
    Dave Savage Miscavige
    Here’s the second group of DM nicknames.
    Dave, the whimp-ass-abuser, Miscavige
    Daverator
    Davey

    • Sneering Cyril

      I like Cobbers the Cruel.

      • Missionary Kid

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