Scientology Hip Hop: Is there anything better in the world?

The Underground Bunker is proud to present another example of Scientology hip hop so new, it was sent out to church members today.

Yes, our tipsters are amazing, and we are grateful that they take the chances necessary to bring us this amazing material.

We have, in the past, marveled at amazing examples of Scientology hip hop — we have never really fallen out of love with the Copenhagen miracle, but we will forever bemoan losing the awesome Melbourne Day Rap Battle Team. If only someone would turn up a copy of it. We’re also huge fans of Scientology in-house rapper Chill EB (pictured), and we wish he’d been involved in this newest joint. Oh well.

But for now, the talented folks at Golden Era Productions have a new number to get you West U.S. folks amped up for turning over your last dollar to build unneeded new churches! Let it wash over you!

 
And here’s the e-mail it came with, including the lyrics!

Date: Thu, 22 May 2014
From: West US Ideal Orgs
Subject: Brand New: First Ideal Continent Rap Song!

Hello Ideal Org Builders of West US!

We are proud to present to you the brand-new edition of the First Ideal Continent Rap Song! Since the original version’s release, we have opened 9 Ideal Orgs! Thus the song has been fully re-written and re-vamped to get one and all on their feet and rallied behind the First Ideal Continent.

This is for Ideal Orgs and non-Ideal Orgs alike (alliances). Download the song, print the lyrics out and premier the song at your next OT Committee — and then to the entire field at your next event! (Be sure to capture the fanfare on video!)

Enjoy!
West US Ideal Org H.Q.

FIRST IDEAL CONTINENT RAP LYRICS:

INTRO:
Okay WUS, we back, and this time we badder than ever!
See the game is still on

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And we still in the #1 spot for the First Ideal Cont

But this time our forces have multiplied,
We got some new additions to our Hall of Fame
Cuz these orgs can now proudly say that their ideal

So give it up for Orange County, for Twin Cities,
Sacramento, Stevens Creek, Phoenix, Portland, Inglewood, Los Gatos, Denver, LA, Pasadena, Dallas, Seattle and San Francisco

Now the game is on
Whistle’s about to blow
On your marks, get set, come on let’s go!

V1:
Alright WUS we did a lot last round
Opened 9 new orgs and you can still hear the sound
From the West to the East is how we’ll ripple out
So give yourselves a hand but you can’t stop now

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Cuz we’re nearly there but not quite there yet
We got ten more to go until the target’s met
The first Ideal Cont going down in history
I wanna hear you shout out now come on y’all scream!

CHORUS:
We’re building a new civilization
A force so strong sweepin’ across the nation
Our legacy – setting people free
The first Ideal Cont – Makin’ history

V2:
So to remind you who is left to go
We got the rest of the team to get on with the show
Albuquerque flying high like never before
Santa Barbara’s on the board to make an ideal shore
Kansas City here they come
And yes, they’re on their way
Along with Salt Lake
Rockin’ every night and day

San Diego workin’ hard on an ideal world
While the Valley’s manning up with them Valley Girls

How hot is it right now? Texas Hot!
And when Hawaii’s ideal
We’ll have the ideal spot

We got Silicon Valley
Our hi-tech org
And St. Louis will soon open their gates for more and more

Oh you know that we got what it takes
Pretty soon we’ll be talking ’bout an ideal United States
But it’s all up to me and you
And we’re WUS so you know we’ll come through

CHORUS:
We’re building a new civilization
A force so strong sweepin’ across the nation
Our legacy – setting people free
The first Ideal Cont – Makin’ history

We’re building a new civilization
A force so strong sweepin’ across the nation
Our legacy – setting people free
The first Ideal Cont – Makin’ history

BRIDGE:
There’s only one way we’re gonna get this done
Like every crusade, the united forces won
Forming alliances across the West
We need our Ideal Orgs helping out the rest

I’m sure you’ve realized there’s more you could do
You got your own org ideal, and your responsibility grew
Into NorCal, SoCal, LA United,
Midwest, Northwest, Southwest Alliance

Yeah we’re clearing California from the top down
Showing we got no bounds
This is just the way we do

Even Northwest won’t stop now
Yes they got their orgs ideal but they still ain’t through

Rocky Mountain Alliance be above it all
And Texas be the first clear country y’all

Come together and unite
Cuz it’s time to go
Can’t stop us no, Cuz we WUS,
The greatest team this world has ever known

CHORUS:
We’re building a new civilization
A force so strong sweepin’ across the nation
Our legacy – setting people free
The first Ideal Cont – Makin’ history

We’re building a new civilization
A force so strong sweepin’ across the nation
Our legacy – setting people free
The first Ideal Cont – Makin’ history

OUTRO:
So WUS let’s make it happen
Leading the way through our OT action
Building our alliances across the West
Yeah we’re showing all the world that we’re truly the best

The fire reignited the blaze burning strong
The first Ideal Cont rockin’ hard all along
So one more time stand up and stand proud
Lift your voices as one let me hear you shout out!

CHORUS:
We’re building a new civilization
A force so strong sweepin’ across the nation
Our legacy – setting people free
The first Ideal Cont – Makin’ history

We’re building a new civilization
A force so strong sweepin’ across the nation
Our legacy – setting people free
The first Ideal Cont – Makin’ history

 
We look forward to reading your exegetic fulminations on these potent verses.

 
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Posted by Tony Ortega on May 22, 2014 at 11:00

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