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Sunday Funnies: Scientology’s latest attempts to get you amped up!

NZCoupleOur thanks to the night crew for live-blogging our appearance last night on Above Top Secret radio. We appreciated the kind words, and had a blast doing the show. They tell us an archived streaming copy should be posted by mid-week.

And now, it’s that time of the week when we reveal the Scientology mailers and fliers that our great tipsters have sent us during the week. This time, we’re going to start with a couple of fun videos that should get everyone amped to turn over their money to David Miscavige!


In Sydney, Scientology recently opened its new $14 million Ideal Org, and now it needs to get you to come on down to spend some money!

We don’t know how the masses will stay away after they get a look at this promotional piece about the Purification Rundown, Scientology’s sauna-and-vitamins routine…

 

 
If there’s anywhere that is giving Sydney a run for its money, though, it’s the highly motivated group trying to upgrade the Mountain View org to the new Silicon Valley Ideal Org! Here’s their latest offering…

 

 
All of the fun things to do in Las Vegas, and look what Andrew picked…

 
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Houston, you get to hear CCHR, Scientology’s anti-psychiatry front group, capitalize on the deaths of veterans. Fun!

 
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Best slogan yet: “What better to do with your Saturday afternoon?”

 
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More outdoor parties on L. Ron Hubbard Way! Does Tory know?

 
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Disco in Dallas. DISCO IN DALLAS.

 
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We could really not be happier that New Zealand is swinging into action.

 
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Clearly, Ralph gave until it hurts.

 
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Moses was OT!

 
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Seriously, we can’t get enough of New Zealand.

 
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We only wish they had included more footage of Uncle Bill in that video we saw the other day…

 
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Once again, thanks to our great tipsters!

 
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Chris Shelton on the hot seat

Two of the Bunker’s most familiar faces team up for another Surviving Scientology podcast…

 

 
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Posted by Tony Ortega on June 1, 2014 at 07:00

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