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HOW SCIENTOLOGY COERCED A CHILD TO HAVE AN ABORTION: THE LAURA DECRESCENZO FILES

HOW SCIENTOLOGY COERCED A CHILD TO HAVE AN ABORTION: THE LAURA DECRESCENZO FILES

—————- In anticipation of her biggest day in court yet, Laura DeCrescenzo and her attorneys hit the Church of Scientology with 928 pages of new filings —————- Details from 18,000 pages of evidence show how Scientology manipulated a child to keep her working under slave-like conditions —————- A key document describing DeCrescenzo’s unwillingness to have her coerced abortion is missing from the evidence Scientology was ordered to produce By Tony Ortega Wednesday afternoon, Laura DeCrescenzo filed explosive new information in her four-year legal odyssey against the Church of Scientology, submitting 928 pages of new declarations and exhibits in anticipation of a crucial October 23 hearing in her lawsuit against the church which alleges abuse, including allegations that she was forced to have an abortion at only 17 years of age. Key to the new filings is information gleaned from thousands of pages of previously secret files that the church fought mightily to keep under wraps. But on Monday, the U.

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Scientology Sunday Funnies: The Nancy Cartwright freak-out edition

Nancy_CartwrightWatch out! Nancy Cartwright is having some kind of naval restim and she’s reaching for your wallet!

Yes, it’s time for another wacky collection of Scientology’s latest mailers and fliers as the church tries desperately to find a new strategy to get members to actually come to events and open up a few more credit cards for donations!

Speaking of donations, a tipster pointed out that Scientologists are helping to raise money for Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi in her re-election effort.

Super-rich church members Michael and Liz Baybak — huge donors to Scientology — are hosting a party for Bondi on Tuesday, and you can go too — as long as you fork over a minimum of $1,000…

 
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Our tipster tells us that Scientology’s whales have been invited to the event, which is being organized by OT 8s Brett Miller and Jill Hagan. (The Sigals are also high on the Bridge.) Besides the Baybaks, Trish Duggan is also expected to attend. (Bob and Trish Duggan are by far the biggest donors to Scientology, having given what we estimate to be more than $50 million.)

We’re also told that Scientologists are spreading the rumor that Bondi has visited the Fort Harrison Hotel several times, and that she also had the church’s “Truth About Drugs” material available in her office. Church members are being told that Bondi is in a tough race, and Scientologists need to do what they can to help her win. (Actually, Bondi, a Republican and an incumbent, is expected to sail easily to re-election in November.)

Now that’s some good “safepointing” in action. You think Pam will go home with a full copy of RON: The Encyclopedia?

Moving on, we can see that Sue Sullivan is beside herself…

 
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Steve Mango has told us how these come-ons target the aspiring writers and performers looking for any kind of edge in Hollywood…

 
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With GAT II already out, and Super Power opened, Scientology’s promoters fall back on swell superlatives: “These events are by far the most blow-away series of…events in history!”

 
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So close to total world domination! You can do it, Scientology!

 
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Ben had a full-blown restim…

 
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Ron talks anatomy and jokes about one of his 19th century past lives? We gotta track down this lecture…

 
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Translation: Every last Scientologist in the LA area fit into one sad room, where the know-it-all OT Committee explained how they were going to get everyone off their fat asses and finish the fundraising for the Valley Ideal Org. And the maddest hatter of all was Her Royal Governess, who Barted a Bartful of Bartifice from the helm of the Freewinds! We then got into some circles and workshopped how to get more money from people because that’s all Scientology is anymore! Huzzah!

 
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We post this next mailer because, hey, membership list. As LRH would say…

“DAY-TAH!”

 
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Frank is playing a very big game…

 
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And finally, here’s the Church of Scientology providing evidence that it targets dentists for recruitment through its front group, WISE (the World Institute of Scientology Enterprises) and its affiliates. Hey thanks, Scientology! Nothing like a smoking gun to help us with an upcoming story. (More later.)

 
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Thanks again to our great tipsters. Keep those items coming!

 
——————–

Pete Griffiths on the Surviving Scientology podcast

Pete talks Scientology with Jeffrey Augustine…

 

 
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Posted by Tony Ortega on June 29, 2014 at 07:00

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  • stillgrace2

    I heard Miscavige’s Golden Age of Tech- Phase 2 was making it difficult to make it “up the bridge”, but this is ridiculous! (refresh)

    • Captain Howdy

      Is it safe?

      • stillgrace2

        A friend (that knows I follow scientology) sent this to me and asked me if this was “the bridge” I was always talking about. In reality, a person took this picture in Shakopee, MN. He and one of his co-workers were driving by and had to circle the block. It’s a guy cutting down a tree in his backyard. The cops showed up, telling the guy he couldn’t do what he was doing.
        He told them to go to hell; it’s his property and his tree. The caption said “This is why women live longer than men.”

        Oh … and to answer your question, the GAT 2 bridge is safe for no one.

        • Captain Howdy

          Having done construction, renovation and demolition off and on for a number of years. I’ve seen some of my co-workers do some really crazy stuff. If the ladder is firmly anchored at the bottom, it is theoretically safe, but dumb.

          • Sherbet

            Till some wiseguy drives the Bobcat away.

        • Mooser

          “He told them to go to hell; it’s his property and his tree.”

          Those aren’t his wires, it’s not his street, and if the tree could fall on a neighbor’s property, it involves more than “his property”
          I hope the police told him that if he injured himself, he would have to provide his own EMTs on his own property.

      • L. Wrong Hubturd

        Thanks Howdy, now I’ll have nightmares about this guy coming to get me. (refresh)

        • stillgrace2

          How did he do that thing with his right eye?

          • Captain Howdy

            He’s effing Larry Olivier and you even have to ask?

            • stillgrace2

              In that case, I guess it’s not method acting!

          • MaxSpaceman

            a trick using a theatre makeup from his long stage career knowledgebase.

  • Artoo45

    Holy shit, did I put out a chapter before its time! Apologies for the typo-infested, tense-confused mess that was the version of Chapter 16 I posted this morning. If you’re following the story of Ron in Target 2, try this one . . .

    http://allmestup.blogspot.com/2014/06/lrh-target-2-chronicles-chapter-16-on.html

    I’ll have to remember “We shall post no chapter with only one proofreading . . .” or something like that.

    • aegerprimo

      OMG! (So much for getting to bed on time tonight.)

    • Frodis73

      Oh I can’t wait to read what happens next! I hope she rips him to shreds. Lol.

  • Ruby

    ok, I have refrained all day from saying this, as I don’t usually speak negatively about a person’s looks…but, since I keep checking here thruout the day for updates, and every time I do I have to look at this picture…Sherwood Ball is kinda creepy to me. There, I said it.

    • Bury_The_Nuts

      Thank you,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.It is OK !

      • Ruby

        xoxo :)

        • Bury_The_Nuts

          A NICE FOX…….

          • Ruby

            I’m not sure what that means, but I’m good with it. :)
            Oh! Just saw the pic!! I love it!

            • Bury_The_Nuts

              IT IS JUST PURTY!

    • stillgrace2

      It’s the eyebrows! And what kind of a name is Sherwood Ball? … as Dodo the Laser pointed out earlier.

      • Ruby

        yes, the eyebrows! And yes…the name. The whole package is just…repelling.

      • D.Y.G.

        He’s Ernie Ball‘s son. Ernie’s middle name was Sherwood.

        • Ruby

          ok. I can respect that on the name…deleted my comment on that part below.
          thanks.

      • Troy MacGyver SP

        Kinda prolific like,Peter O Toole,what could be worse,”Muff o Clit”..John waters.

    • Bury_The_Nuts

      OK……………it is sometimes OK to cut loose and say…………………FUGLY!

      • Ruby

        And this is why I love you, Bury!

        • Bury_The_Nuts

          Why? cuz I dont give a fuk?

          • Ruby

            Exactly! My kind of gal.
            You always say the things I wanted to when I was “in”.

            • Bury_The_Nuts

              ugly..is just ugly!!!!!!!
              Period!!!

    • Jimmy3

      Please don’t be shallow, Ruby. Commenting on someone’s looks is petty and only serves to distract from the main point that this is an extremely dangerous cult. Maybe it would help to take a step back and re-focus; try to re-gain lost perspective.

      EDIT: Shit, never mind all that. I just scrolled up and you’re absolutely right: that right there is one creepy son of a bitch. Carry on.

      • Ruby

        Oh Jimmy, :))) always love to hear from you. You make me smile. :)

    • L. Wrong Hubturd

      It’s the Eddie Munster eyebrows I think.

      • Ruby

        Eddie Munster…haha! Yes, I am also that old. :)

        • L. Wrong Hubturd

          Hey, watch it with the old comments.

          • Sejanus

            Hey Eddie Munster is a national treasure!
            Who is the REAL monster here….lol

      • Troy MacGyver SP

        No a Persion friend said they have those mono brows waxed off.

    • Missionary Kid

      I think that’s a creepy picture that they selected. How he really looks could be something else. He looks like he’s coiled to leap out after you.

      • D.Y.G.

        He had a bad facelift. Here’s what he used to look like –

        • Ruby

          I like this picture SO much more! wow…

        • Missionary Kid

          His eyebrows are different, for sure.

          • Sejanus

            His eyebrows are where they pulled the skin up with a crane….lol.

        • Jimmy3

          It does no good to make fun of botched face lifts here, DYG. I thought you’d know better than to post a comment like that here.

          EDIT: aw hell, just refreshed, and that’s a terrible face lift. I’m sorry.

        • Sejanus

          From Gerard Depardieu to the Joker.
          That some proud work from a skilled craftsman with some power tools…

          oh wait you say it was a surgeon?
          yikes.

        • richelieu jr

          Don’t look now, matey, but there’s something behind you!

    • Douglas D. Douglas

      They chose his best Creepy-Tom-Croozish-Scientology-Thousand-Yard-Stare photo.

      • Douglas D. Douglas

        This one:

        • Sejanus

          Separated at birth maybe????

        • richelieu jr

          It’s like that shirt grew a rudimentary face so it could go out in public and do stuff…

  • Captain Howdy

    OK, everybody get ready for a trip to Howdyierium. Second best drug song of all-time. Get a buzz on and PRAY LOUD.

    http://youtu.be/9IXUpmd2vfA

    Every day I wake up
    And I take my medication
    And I spend the rest of the day
    Waiting for it to wear off
    Every night I stay up late
    And make my state more desperate
    Spend the rest of the night
    Waiting for it to wear off

    I’m waiting for the time
    When I can be without
    These things that make me feel
    This way all of the time

    Every now and then
    I get the urge to drive around
    Get into my car
    And then I’ll maybe go up town
    Take my medication
    Do my best to get it on
    Spend the rest of the night
    Waiting for it to wear off

    I’m waiting for the time
    When I can be without
    These things that make me feel
    This way all of the time

    Every time I say this
    I just know this time I mean it
    But a feeling deep inside
    Says “it’s okay one more time”

    I’m waiting for the time
    When I can be without
    These things that make me feel
    This way all of the time

    Makes me feel so good
    Makes me feel so fine
    Makes me feel so good
    Leaves me fucked up inside

    Medicate my days
    Medicate my nights
    Medicate my life
    Don’t it feel alright
    Don’t it feel so good
    Lord don’t it feel just fine
    Don’t it feel so good
    Don’t it feel so fine
    Don’t it feel so good
    Leaves me fucked up inside

    • Troy MacGyver SP

      Made me go grab a ,Fenytenol patch to chew on.

      • Captain Howdy

        Cough it up motherfucker!

        • Troy MacGyver SP

          I take the plastic stuff off the sticky shit and then if flows right down my throat. MMMmm

          • richelieu jr

            They don’t make them like that any more,a y least not here. Now it’s just mixed into the ‘glue’ that sticks it to you. It doesn’t work as well, either, so I’ll constantly running low and feeling like shit.

            Each time they try and keep people from abusing it it makes all us people who need it suffer (BTW, I don’t blame the junkies or recreational drug users, but the crazy idea that you can somehow keep people from abusing drugs. Just make the drug as well as possible and then let people do what they will…

        • Troy MacGyver SP

          Starting to kick in…

          • Captain Howdy

            Fuck You!

            • Troy MacGyver SP

              Aren’t you in the greater Bay? I’ll be there the 12th. We should nod out and mummble about, scitollogy…

        • richelieu jr

          You guys are crazy.

          I am on fentanyl 24/7 and it is just a great big drag.

          All side effects and no fun.

          • Troy MacGyver SP

            On the patches? They can be fun if you get the ones you can snip and suck out the good stuff. Some now come in a patch work that are just a drag when you have to stick them to your back.

            • richelieu jr

              Yes, on the patch.
              AS far as I know, they’re not akin the ‘suckable ‘ones any more, which is a pity s they worked so much better. At any rate, you should be wary- the alcohol in those patches is the wort that makes you go blind— Not the drinkable stuff…

    • Jimmy3

      How much did Pfizer pay you to post this? And do they pay you in USD$ or prescriptions?

      • Captain Howdy

        Honestly, it’s not any more pro drug then “Heroin” was, which was not at all.

        • Jimmy3

          It’s not pro-drug at all, at least as I interpret it. I feel this. I don’t know about the “waiting for it to wear off” lines.. So I would ask, just as all internets have asked, “TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?”

    • Jo

      I’m guessing comfortably numb is no 1?

      • Captain Howdy

        No way! Here’s a clue, it’s a song by Lou Reed.

        • Jo

          Googling Lou Reed and Heroin?

        • Troy MacGyver SP

          And he spoke the truth. I bought mine a watch! Still late..

        • Jo

          I never listened to much of Velvet Underground. I was more a fan of Floyd and The Cure. I love Radiohead, I torture my husband with it.

          • Captain Howdy

            You need to listen to the Velvets. I recommend 1 and 3 to begin with. As someone famously said “The Velvets may have only sold 10,000 of their 1st album but everyone who heard it started a band of their own” Which is more than you could say about the Beatles or anyone else.

            • richelieu jr

              Velvet Underground and Nico and VU…

      • Jimmy3

        http://youtu.be/9zACEJdFOpA
        Best Floyd drug song.

        • Jo

          I was got to see them in Germany, I think it was this concert, don’t know I was really drunk at the time. Maybe I was stoned, I loved it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UI4-r8Vx8qM

          • Captain Howdy

            My favorite post-Syd song.

            • Jo

              The piper at gates of dawn? The early stuff reminds me of Hawkwind, trippy music.

            • stanrogers

              I’ve got a bike. You can ride it if you like.

            • Jimmy3

              So much of post-Syd Floyd was written about Syd that it’s almost like he never left. He should’ve received writing credits for directly inspiring Wish You Were Here, even long after he left.

  • Captain Howdy

    .

  • http://scientoonery.tumblr.com/ Nat-lificent

    . . .

    • richelieu jr

      If “Believing Scientology is Correct” were on a pie chart
      of what people would do if they found a million dollars in the street,
      it wouldn’t be the ‘Keep It All’ or
      ‘Give to All or Part to Charity’ slice but rather the,
      ‘Tear Into Pieces and Flush Down Every Other Toilet in Grand Central Station’ slice.

  • http://scientoonery.tumblr.com/ Nat-lificent

    PSA for Still ins

  • Douglas D. Douglas

    When scams collide:

    (refresh)

    • Sarah James

      Sue, you need health care and you ain’t going to get it at the cult.

    • richelieu jr

      Poor ol’ Sue looks like she just got tot he top of the Roller Coaster and is about to take the plunge!

      look how the poor thing is clutching that cheapo certificate!

  • MaxSpaceman

    Loved Jeffrey’s podcast with Pete today- fantastic program.

    Pete Griffiths on Surviving Scientology, with Jeffrey Augustine. At around 48 minutes:

    Jeffrey: “The real EP [end phenomenon] of scientology is that you will leave the organisation as an act of your own self-determinism and integrity, you will leave. Because you cannot be spiritually enlightened and empower that kind of organisation and that kind of human suffering. They’re incompatible.”

    Pete: “I don’t think spiritual freedom really has you being controlled by anybody but yourself.”

    • Jimmy3

      Hello, Max Spaceman. I have a question for you: If you could be any type of naut, would you be a cosmonaut, an astronaut or a doughnaut?

      • Captain Howdy

        I would choose to be a naut from naut.

        ….

        • Jimmy3

          Is that a naut?

          • stanrogers

            It’s two nauts (carry the naut).

      • MaxSpaceman

        Hello Jimmy 3. None of the above.
        Make that a dreadnaut.

  • Tone

    No wonder those well-heeled clams are all aflutter over Pam Bondi. She is a snivelling snarking anti-equality twat.

  • DodoTheLaser

    Loving listening to Pete and Jeffrey! Very interesting and funny. Thank you, guys!
    Pete, was it John Danilovich, CO AOSH UK, who was praising you as a bloody SP?

    • OliveThomas

      Hey, Dodo?

      • DodoTheLaser

        Hi.

        • OliveThomas

          Do me a favor, if you would? Please try to open The Underground Bunker from yesterday or the day before and let me know what happens?

          • DodoTheLaser

            Just did, no problems. Why?

            • OliveThomas

              Weird. Thanks for doing that though. I am getting Chrome malware warnings, but just for the last few days’ articles it seems. Turned my computer off and on but was still getting it. Hmmm

            • DodoTheLaser

              You might want to reinstall Chrome.
              I mainly use Firefox.

            • OliveThomas

              Good suggestion, thanks.

            • DodoTheLaser

              I hope it will help.

            • OliveThomas

              Installed Firefox and that took care of the problem. Many thanks!

            • DodoTheLaser

              You are very welcome.
              Is there anything else I can help you with?
              Thank you for using Dodo Warner.

            • OliveThomas

              : )

  • Pierrot

    ***RED X +–+ RED X +–+RED X +–+ RED X ***

    We have dealt a good blow to JJ but although staggering he
    is still standing with the foreign students series and only one 2,500 years book.

    The tips and video for flagging can be found here:
    http://tonyortega.org/2014/04/03/we-asked-david-miscaviges-tailor-for-his-exact-height-and-heres-what-he-told-us/#comment-1317869291

    Yesterday’s Daily list:
    https://whyweprotest.net/community/threads/taking-down-co-on-craigslist-co-ads-on-craigslist.113779/page-97#post-2467792

    FREELOADER Debt is ILLEGAL and CAN’T BE ENFORCED.
    DON’T route out, BLOW, Get HELP, get OUT. CALL 1-866-XSEAORG

    Ty AP

    • DodoTheLaser

      Cleveland is flagged.

    • DodoTheLaser

      Akron – Canton is done too.

    • DodoTheLaser

      Where the hell is bloody Cincinnati?
      Columbus?

      • Pierrot

        Nothing to report there!

        • DodoTheLaser

          Great! Thanks for checking.

  • outraged

    wtf????I just clicked on a comment to see what someone responded to me and I got this message that said:

    Danger: Malware Ahead!

    Google Chrome has blocked access to this page on tonyortega.org.

    Content from s1.56img.com, a known malware distributor, has been inserted into this web page. Visiting this page now is very likely to infect your Mac with malware.

    Malware is malicious software that causes things like identity theft, financial loss, and permanent file deletion. Learn more

    Go back Advanced

    • DodoTheLaser

      Interesting. Scroll down to see Olive Thomas having the same issue.
      Before we know what’s up, try Firefox.

      • Hamtaro

        Everyone should use Firefox. It has a feature whereby if you encounter malware, you can simply “reset” the browser program. I had to do it a week ago and it worked perfectly.

        • DodoTheLaser

          Firefox truly rocks. Made by people for the people.

        • outraged

          I HATE firefox.

          • Hamtaro

            Really? I’ve never heard that from anyone before. Why? What problems did you have with it?

            • outraged

              with what? Firefox? I just don’t like certain browsers.

            • Hamtaro

              Firefox.

          • DodoTheLaser

            Try it again. 30.0 delivers it all.

            http://www.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/all/

            • outraged

              What are you talking about??????

              I will NEVER use firefox, ever. I don’t want to hurt your feelings tho, :-{

            • DodoTheLaser

              lol

            • Troy MacGyver SP

              I have Apple machines and Safari and Chrome work much better. Updated my firefox and it just spins, freezes up and is slow.

            • outraged

              wha……?? You have apple machines….which ones? are you using Lion?

              You contradicted yourself – so I am confused. On your Apple machines, Safara and Chrome work better. you updated firefox, and it spins, on what machine???

        • outraged

          I never get malware ever. Never have.

          • Hamtaro

            I use an Apple laptop since 2011, use Adblock Plus as well. Never had a single problem until a month ago I finally got one weird malware program. Googled, found the fix, and was able to delete it using the “reset” function. Didn’t even have to reload the program. I was pretty impressed.

      • outraged

        how far down? ( no wait, I didn’t mean it that way. lol)

    • Troy MacGyver SP

      I’ve had that happen a couple of times. At first I finally thought it was Osa at work,however,I rebooted and it was fine.

      • outraged

        It didn’t happen on this page. Only on the page about the radiation.

        • outraged

          AND, I do think it was OSA. :-}

          • DodoTheLaser

            That’s always a possibility.

      • outraged

        BTW: this is the FIRST TIME EVER, I have seen that message. Can I put a screen print here?

        • outraged

          Screen Print Below

          • Eivol Ekdal

            Hmm, that is the Chinese Video hosting site that is getting flagged.
            http://www.google.com/safebrowsing/diagnostic?site=s1.56img.com/

            “What happened when Google visited this site?

            Of the 3 pages we tested on the site over the past 90 days, 0 page(s) resulted in malicious software being downloaded and installed without user consent. The last time Google visited this site was on 2014-06-29, and the last time suspicious content was found on this site was on 2014-06-29.

            Malicious software includes 965 scripting exploit(s), 72 trojan(s), 35 exploit(s).

            Has this site acted as an intermediary resulting in further distribution of malware?
            Over the past 90 days, s1.56img[dot]com appeared to function as an intermediary for the infection of 13 site(s) including yibo5[dot]cn/, nblho[dot]com/, fw3721[dot]com/.

            Has this site hosted malware?
            Yes, this site has hosted malicious software over the past 90 days. It infected 29 domain(s), including fw3721[dot]com/, nblho[dot]com/, yibo5[dot]cn/.

            How did this happen?
            In some cases, third parties can add malicious code to legitimate sites, which would cause us to show the warning message.”

            It may be clean now but it has a worrying history.

            • DodoTheLaser

              Next thing you know, OSA will KR Rutube.

            • Eivol Ekdal

              I suspect that someone was using an advertisement channel on 56[dot]com to pipe malware through.

            • DodoTheLaser

              The probability is high.

            • outraged

              In some cases, third parties can add malicious code to legitimate sites, which would cause us to show the warning message.

              I for one sense our Superior Ahole Leader’s skanky smell.

            • outraged

              Missionary never sees my names for Mr. Bitch. I do too many and at such random times. I should collect them for him. Good idea Outraged!!! ** pats self on the back**

            • Missionary Kid

              I miss a lot of them, sorry.

            • outraged

              hahaah. Don’t be sorry!!!

              There are Trillions and Trilions of comments.
              My favorite is:
              He Who We Love To Name

            • Missionary Kid

              I just added HWWLTN (long form) to DAVID MI$CAVIGE NICKNAMES http://tonyortega.org/2014/06/12/more-proof-of-kerri-kasems-scientology-involvement-and-laura-prepon-lies-like-a-rug/#comment-1439058509
              I’m not a Missionary Man, but I was a Missionary Kid. You, however, can call me anything you want. ;-)

  • richelieu jr

    Frank Silvestro wishes it to be known, that he totally NOT farting in that picture
    (pictured: Holding it in),
    that he no longer suffers from any problem of this kind and never did,
    that ‘Clear’ can mean a LOT of things, and furthermore, in the words of `
    L Ron “Are you cooking cababge?” Hubbard and Yoda (OT IX) “The one
    who smelt it, dealt it he did.”

    • DodoTheLaser

      Frank is such a winner. I mean, he gets to wear that tie inside the nice building in the middle of NY!
      Cardone would approve.

  • Troy MacGyver SP
  • Charlotte

    So, do the OTs wear those glasses when they’re going undercover? Like Clark Kent? Except, if they’re in a room filled with other Sooper Powerz OTs, why do they need to wear their glasses disguises? We all know that they don’t *need* to wear them, being so sooper ‘n’ all. Hmmmmmmm….

    • Phil McKraken

      I don’t wear glasses. And praise to Xenu that LASIK surgery is a damn sight less expensive than Scientology.

      • DodoTheLaser

        That’s cheating, bro. You had to run some engrams first.

        • Baby

          I’m loaded loving Do.. xoxo

          • Baby

            ha I just upvoted myself

            • Charlotte

              You’re on fire!

            • Baby

              hahahaha Tell my hubby who is snoring…haahhha

            • DodoTheLaser

              I just upvoted myself too. What the hell! It’s a party!

            • Charlotte

              It be gettin’ cray cray in da Bunker.

          • DodoTheLaser

            All night party?

            • Baby

              Yes.. we had an event and everyone that worked partied… but I know i will pay for it tomorrow ( today)

            • DodoTheLaser

              Pro tip: Have fun but drink lots of water. And get a little snack before going to bed.

            • Baby

              xoxo

            • DodoTheLaser

              :) :)

      • Charlotte

        I wear glasses, but I know it’s because when my mother was knocked up she stoopidly said ‘this sight is too terrible to be borne’ and ‘having children was a very-shorted decision’, and I’ve been too selfishly spending my money to feed the family and pay the mortgage to get the auditing I need, damnit!

        • Baby

          selfish Char… Your baby gettin so big..lovin the hat

          • Charlotte

            Thanks, Baby. I do love a good hat.

            • Baby

              I am a Hat person… First I am lazy with the whole hair thing… and a hat makes me happy.. plus .. well you know I’m drunk..hahahahaha

            • Charlotte

              My collection of 1940s hats goes well with my rep as a local *eccentric* (except really just bonkers because too poor to actually be eccentric)

            • Baby

              OMG ME TOO.. LOVE HATS… I RARELY GO WITHOUT THEM..

        • Troy MacGyver SP

          That’s awful. I hope you are living a rewarding and happy life now. Despite all the bumps we all get in the road of life:)

          • Charlotte

            Indeed, and thank you. Whenever I get a bit down about the trials and tribulations of life, I like to stop, breathe deep, and think to myself ‘at least I’m not a Scientologist’, and gain a little perspective :-)

      • Baby

        PRAISE

    • DodoTheLaser

      Yeah, it’s like joining a Superman Club and paying the membership fees for some reason.

  • Baby

    I worked today.. 6 am- Midnight..( 18 hrs.) but with out rice and beans..

    Who ever gives a shit.. I just want to say I am Freakin Loaded.. OMG… Like Where is the Party Loaded.. xoxox love baby.. xooxoxoxox

    • Troy MacGyver SP

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7tvVGBs1fU Poor Baby waking up tomorrow.

      • Baby

        Bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhahahahhahaahahah …. That is funny Troy…

        You crack me up.. Seriously I am fine ( Fucked up, Insecure, Necrotic, Emotional, …I’m FINE) … yOU KNOW i LOVE YOU..

        • Troy MacGyver SP

          I love you,too:)

          • Baby

            I do love you.. night night.. xooxxoox

        • Troy MacGyver SP

          You’ll be much better when you hit the pillows and take one asprin and a drink of water up, before you have sweet dreams!

          • Baby

            Troy.. I just want to say… People say that Internet friends are superficial.. I don’t fee; that way…. every person I have met on the bunker is very special.. I would love to meet you.. Yes water and asprin…………………………………………………………………………………………………… xox baby

            • Troy MacGyver SP

              We will at the net Flag Down!

            • Frodis73

              Nah, I’ve met lots of “internet” friends over the years…even as early as 95. They are almost always cool. Get some sleep girl. Again I missed you loaded. Lol.

      • Baby

        yes

  • Pierrot

    *** RED X +–+ RED X +–+RED X +–+ RED X *** Monday the 30th of June

    Good morning Bunkerites.
    If you can spare some time, while we are waiting for Tony,
    todays list is up

    https://whyweprotest.net/community/threads/taking-down-co-on-craigslist-co-ads-on-craigslist.113779/page-97#post-2468001

    FREELOADER Debt is ILLEGAL and CAN’T BE ENFORCED.
    DON’T route out, BLOW, Get HELP, get OUT. CALL 1-866-XSEAORG

    TY Baby

    • DodoTheLaser

      I flagged akron-canton already.

      • Pierrot

        Thanks Dodo, you can flag a nearby state if you are looking for something.
        As I answered to you below, there is nothing to see in Columbus and Cincinnati.
        I was busy trawling for today’s list and only came back here 5-10 minutes ago, so could not answer you earlier!

        • DodoTheLaser

          Saw your earlier reply. Thank you, Pierrot.

  • DodoTheLaser

    Baby, song for you and The Bunkerites. xo

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBFdX37Qpnk

    • DodoTheLaser

      Whoa! The Proprietor’s avy in there too, first few seconds. Ha!

  • DodoTheLaser

    Question: Why JohnP’s comment is second best even though it has most votes?
    I thought Disqus got rid of downvotes..

  • Pierrot

    I am getting the MalWare warning from Google Chrome, so I am unable to post on the new article!

  • PinxEngrayz

    I’m a never-in, and I know, I know, FSOG (five seconds on Google).

    But I’m wondering if Bunkerites who know such things can succinctly (or otherwise) describe the whole GAT II thing. From what I can tell, it’s just a retread of old B$ from L. Drone Hubbub and Daffy Miscarriage – is that correct? And I realize it’s a question with some obvious answers, but why don’t the $cientomatons recognize when they are being sold moldy goods that have been tarted up with some shiny new words?

    Thanks.

    • Douglas D. Douglas

      A. Essentially correct.
      B. There are none so blind…

    • Tony Ortega

      Since the Bridge is a metaphor to begin with, I’ll use one of my own: In Continentology, you will get total spiritual freedom if you can get from Los Angeles to New York City. Now, we know that many of you are stuck in New Jersey hoping to find a way across the George Washington Bridge and finish your journeys. But we’ve made a remarkable new discovery which will speed you along at incredible rates. But to take advantage of it, you need to go back to Phoenix and start over. Take a look at these testimonials from people in Winslow and Albuquerque who can’t believe how much smoother their journey is!

      Something like that.

      • MaxSpaceman

        Dude- you are much more than a journalist in your skills and talents. This is too good! Somehow, in future, you have to make room for this part of your creative expression. (if you wanna :-)

      • PinxEngrayz

        Well that’s pretty brilliant, I have to say. Seems exactly right.

        So *why* ITF do these people continue? I mean, brainwashing, yeah, but isn’t anybody awake enough to stop and say, “Hey, didn’t we do/pay for this already?”

        I’m being mean. I know cults and religions can do this.

        • Baby

          Awww Pinx.. For every person their may be a different reason. Afraid of Disconnection, An erosion of Critical Thinking Skills…

          Too much invested to turn back now.. Just on and on and on and on. It is a very complex issue to write in one post. It was designed for Evil.

        • Hingle McCringleberry

          Wow. I remember asking this exact kind of question a few years ago. Like you, I’m a never in. While I’ve always been aware of it, I didn’t get my first taste until some friends visiting from Australia dragged me into the Founding Church of DC back in 2006. It was huge joke for them (terrible PR Down Under for Co$), and I was appropriately weirded out, and lost a bet to my Aussie buddy when I couldn’t believe that they would try to hit me up for money the first time I went in. After getting me to admit my general intellectual curiosity and agreeing that I’d be willing to read their book, the Div 6 lady hit me up for $20 to buy it. I explained to her that I didn’t have the money, since I now owed my friend $20 for her attempt to lighten my wallet. I’ve been following ever since.

          My best answer to your question about GAT 2 and why people redo services is to point out that when people do leave- especially long term folks or execs, there is generally always a predictable and sometimes lengthy deprogramming process. Articles have been written on it. First, DM fucked everything up, then the Co$ as an organization is corrupt but Hubbard is cool, then Hubbard went off the rails somewhere (1966 comes up a lot), then the whole thing was rotten fruit and they’re free. People can rarely just chalk it up as bullshit and walk away.

          In a nutshell, IMHO: 1. people either get in through friends/family, or they’re seeking. 2. The first couple of levels are often beneficial to people looking to improve themselves (and not too expensive) 3. You get invested and look for bigger gains and they will hold this carrot in front of you for as long as you will chase it. During this time, you become initiated into the group, learn their lingo, and redefine words to fit their concepts (I use the Scientology Ethics concept to explain this to people often- it doesn’t mean what you think it means). 4. As a group member, using their language and concepts, you alienate yourself from outside the group, though you might not realize it, and one way or another, you are dependent on the group. 5. The benevolent concepts you learned earlier are now used against you, as you’ve accepted the group goals as superior to your own and any failure to benefit is always your own fault. It’s not just disconnection.

          Hope that helps. Everyone here is pretty awesome, but it works the same way. I got here out of morbid curiosity, then I had fun with the group, then I moved from curiosity to morbid fascination that such a thing as Co$ exists and how such high quality people are taken in, and now I’m at that place where its like I’ve read 3/4 of the story and have to hang on to the end. Haha. At least Tony doesn’t take my money. . .

          • PinxEngrayz

            Thanks, Hingle.

            In a broad sense, I understand much of this, so it’s great to hear more detailed information (and metaphors, Tony!) from others who are much more familiar with it than I.

            I absolutely know it’s the case that most people who get sucked into cults are not stupid. I have a friend, quite brilliant, who spent many years in a weird little local cult we have where I live — they gained a little notoriety 10-15 years ago because some members had become accomplished ultrarunners, but “Yo,” the freak who runs the show, is truly bizarre. She has tried to explain to me how it all happened, and while I understand the steps she took, I still find it hard to understand.

            That said, having left a 12-step community some time ago, I have gained a little insight. Overall, the group was very helpful to me, However, while I don’t think 12-step groups are cults — they distinctly lack some very key attributes, IMO — I did gradually come to see cultish aspects. Having now left, some of those have become more clear: in a pale reflection of official $cientology disconnection policies, once I left this group pretty much everyone stopped talking to me, returning phone calls, texts, etc. (and no, I didn’t go back to “using” or descend into anti-social madness).

            Because you asked … didn’t you? Ha!

            Thanks again, Hingle.

  • Cymboli

    Considering Scientologists believe that advancing the adoption of Scientology is the most “ethical” thing they can do, I wonder why these OT 8′s do not use their newly found super powers to influence people’s votes. After all, part of getting to that level is the ability to make people do something by sheer force of will and thought. Why don’t these people just park outside of the voting booths and make them vote in a specific way? Oh right, they’re delusional. I forgot.

  • LHS

    Sherwood Ball says he worked with Bruce Springsteen, does anyone know what that refers to? I can’t find him on any Springsteen album credits and a search for him on Springsteen’s official site gets zero results. Thanks in advance to anyone who can clear this up!

    • richelieu jr

      I wouldn’t call him a liar, necessarily. I’m sure Springsteen has played with at least hundreds of people who got no credit, on a talk show, for example, or during an encore for soem charity gig. Springsteen himself played back-up for Chuck Berry once, he says, but Berry jsutshowed up withhis guitar and expected thehouse band to know all his numbers; Springsteen talks about it in ‘Hail, Hail Rock n’ Roll’

      What’s more, there really are oversights. I played with Beck, live and on disc and you’d be hard pressed to find any proof of it, aside from talking to him or Carl, our mutual producer (then again, i’m not running around putting it on flyers, etc. Just anonymously bragging about it on the internet, where it is well-known everyone tells nothing but the truth.)

      • LHS

        Oh, I wasn’t calling him a liar, I was just curious because I’ve been a Springsteen fan for years and I never heard of this guy. I suspect the clams are exaggerating his involvement with Springsteen, he’s hardly an E Street member or anything.

        • richelieu jr

          That is certainly the most obvious possibility, of course, but as one who has been there, I just wanted to point out that it is often not so cut ’n dried (I didn’t mean to put words in your mouth, of course)
          Perhaps he is the reincarnation of Clarence?

  • richelieu jr

    Love, love, LOVE the L.A. United Game-Show format podiums! Real Jeopardy!

    “I’ll take ‘A Fool and His Money’, Alex. I’m going all in!”

    “All of it?”

    “All in Alex, for a big WIN!!!”

    “The house, the cars, the kids’ college fund.. everything?”

    “Everything!”

    “OK, for the game then:”
    ‘What is ‘partying?’
    “Excuse me?”
    “What is ‘partying’? A Fool and His Money are Soon PARTAY-ING!”
    “I’m sorry, that was the category, your question was: “If you pay peanuts, you get___”
    “Got it! What is ‘Dedicated SeaOrg members on Billion-year contracts!”
    “I’m sorry, what?”
    “I meant, “Straight Up and Vertical Stats!”
    “I’m sorry, the answer is “What are Monkeys.” “If you pay peanuts, you get Monkeys.”
    “I’m afraid you’re wrong, Alex.”
    “Excuse me?”
    “”You’re confusing your proverbs– The one with the monkeys is from the Bible. You know, ‘The love of Monkeys is the root of all evil’”
    “You have really got to try reading a book that wasn’t written by L Ron Hubbard, my friend.”

  • http://umbraxenu.no-ip.biz/mediawiki/index.php/Main_Page RMycroft

    Gregg Winteregg got hooked by WISE, and then went into the hooking business himself.

    Scientology benefits when Miami dentist runs up patient bills November 21, 2010, Joe Childs, St. Petersburg Times

  • Eugene K

    If only the wog world was like Jeffrey described – i.e. people questioning authority and checking data for themselves… etc. This is not always the case…