
TODAY AT SUBSTACK: If you’ve signed up for free emails at Substack, you will receive today’s feature story at your inbox: And so we reach the 30th anniversary of Scientology’s grimmest scandal, the tragic death of Lisa McPherson. We conclude our series about her final days with the truly disturbing details about her final hours. ALSO: Scientology’s UK headquarters hacked by ransomware criminals! [What is this Substack thing, anyway?]
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Technology Cocktail
“If a workman was supposed to cure an ox hide and was told salt would do it and he had a magical complex, what would he do. Well, he might take a small salt shaker and sprinkle the corner of the hide (thinking the right thought) and find that the hide rotted in a few days. He could then conclude salt didn’t cure ox hides. If someone kept hammering at him to cure ox hides with salt and he kept sprinkling the corner (knowing it wouldn’t work) he’d get a very odd idea about his orders! But who would suspect that this workman thought it was magic! An honest rubbing of salt all over and into the ox hide is the meaning of ‘salt will cure ox hides!’ But that would take work. It would take TIME! It would have to be honestly and thoroughly done. But one would have cured ox hides and gotten shoes and a profit and pay and everything for one had a product. Magical thought in auditing isn’t likely to give anyone a product of really able people!” — L. Ron Hubbard, 1980
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THE PROSECUTION OF DANNY MASTERSON
We first broke the news of the LAPD’s investigation of Scientology celebrity Danny Masterson on rape allegations in 2017, and we’ve been covering the story every step of the way since then. At this page we’ve collected our most important links as Danny faces a potential sentence of 45 years to life in prison. NOW WITH TRIAL INDEX.
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THE PODCAST: How many have you heard?
[1] Marc Headley [2] Claire Headley [3] Jeffrey Augustine [4] Bruce Hines [5] Sunny Pereira [6] Pete Griffiths [7] Geoff Levin [8] Patty Moher [9] Marc Headley [10] Jefferson Hawkins [11] Michelle ‘Emma’ Ryan [12] Paulette Cooper [13] Jesse Prince [14] Mark Bunker [15] Jon Atack [16] Mirriam Francis [17] Bruce Hines on MSH
— SPECIAL: The best TV show on Scientology you never got to see
[1] Phil Jones [2] Derek Bloch [3] Carol Nyburg [4] Katrina Reyes [5] Jamie DeWolf
— The first Danny Masterson trial and beyond
[18] Trial special with Chris Shelton [19] Trial week one [20] Marc Headley on the spy in the hallway [21] Trial week two [22] Trial week three [23] Trial week four [24] Leah Remini on LAPD Corruption [25] Mike Rinder 2022 Thanksgiving Special [26] Jane Doe 4 (Tricia Vessey), Part One [27] Jane Doe 4 (Tricia Vessey), Part Two [28] Claire Headley on the trial [29] Tory Christman [30] Bruce Hines on spying [31] Karen de la Carriere [32] Ron Miscavige on Shelly Miscavige [33] Karen de la Carriere on the L’s [34] Mark Bunker on Miscavige hiding [35] Mark Plummer [36] Mark Ebner [37] Karen Pressley [38] Steve Cannane [39] Fredrick Brennan [40] Clarissa Adams [41] Louise Shekter [42] John Sweeney [43] Tory Christman [44] Kate Bornstein [45] Christian Stolte [46] Mark Bunker [47] Jon Atack [48] Luke Y. Thompson [49] Mark Ebner [50] Bruce Hines [51] Spanky Taylor and Karen Pressley [51] Geoff and Robbie Levin [52] Sands Hall [53] Jonny Jacobsen [54] Sandy Holeman [55] Mark Bunker [56] Trish and Liz Conley [57] Trish Conley [58] Alex Barnes-Ross [59] Alex Barnes-Ross [60] Alex Barnes-Ross [61] Alex Barnes-Ross [62] Alex Barnes-Ross [63] Alex Barnes-Ross [64] Tory Christman [65] Tammy Synovec [66] Dennis Erlich [67] Alex Barnes-Ross [68] Valerie Ross [69] Kat in Austin [70] Mark Bunker [71] Phil Jones
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“The magic cults of the 8th, 9th, 10th, 11th, 12th centuries in the Middle East were fascinating. The only modern work that has anything to do with them is a trifle wild in spots, but it’s fascinating work in itself, and that’s work written by Aleister Crowley, the late Aleister Crowley, my very good friend. And he did himself a splendid piece of aesthetics built around those magic cults. It’s very interesting reading to get ahold of a copy of a book, quite rare, but it can be obtained, ‘The Master Therion,’ T-h-e-r-i-o-n, The Master Therion by Aleister Crowley. He signs himself The Beast, the mark of the beast six sixty-six. Very, very something or other, but anyway the, Crowley exhumed a lot of the data from these old magic cults.” — L. Ron Hubbard, December 5, 1952
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“DARBY: As the Income-Outgo picture is poor, you should quickly take advantage of the opportunity to attain one or more of the £5 prizes. Not unlike an old Easter Egg hunt, the DARBY offers cash prizes to the lucky winners. Score to date: Rewards — 54 £5 prizes. Penalties — 651 £1 penalties. At least defend your area against penalties! Look on the crew notice board for a surprise. The Darby goes on.” — The Commodore, December 5, 1971
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“Ron was interested in producing a philosophy which had practical use. That was something which hasn’t been done in hundreds or thousands of years. Instead, philosophers (both east and west) sit around and issue thunderous principles which have little or no relation to anything in the real world. Religion and philosophy have acted to civilize the world to some extent, to be sure. But the wars, conflicts, crime and insanity which are part and parcel of life on Earth haven’t lessened significantly. Proving that religion and philosophy have generally let Man down. Scientology is a colossal advance. I don’t think even most Scientologists realize how profound it is. And for the most part one guy — one guy — came up with it. It’s just about beyond the imagination. I get amused at those in the Field who complain about the arrogance of Scientologists who claim to have the only road out. While arrogance isn’t desirable, no other group on Earth has more right to be ‘arrogant’ than we have. Ron wasn’t exaggerating about what he said in KSW and Safeguarding Technology.”
1999: Despite Scientology’s construction areas around Clearwater buildings, protests were held this week to commemorate the anniversary of Lisa McPherson’s death. From the St. Petersburg Times: “Ah, early December in downtown Clearwater. Light poles wrapped in red holiday ribbons. Trees along Cleveland Street abloom with tiny white lights. And, now, a newer tradition: the annual game of cat and mouse between the Church of Scientology and about two dozen of its most vocal critics, who for three years have gathered in Clearwater to stage protests on the anniversary of the Dec. 5, 1995, death of Scientologist Lisa McPherson. The church has torn up sidewalks on the north and west sides of its worldwide ‘mecca,’ the Fort Harrison Hotel. Just around the corner, it has constructed a 20-foot-high steel scaffold sheathed in green mesh across the lower facade of the hotel, making walking there impossible. It also has pulled up about 1,000 feet of sidewalk along Drew Street, most of it in front of its glistening Sandcastle property. ‘They’d rather destroy their own property than see criticism,’ said Jeff Jacobsen of Arizona, an organizer of the annual picket. The old sidewalks, they say, will be replaced with ‘integrally colored stamped concrete’ that will look and feel like bricks. Though the public owns the sidewalks, the church has agreed to maintain them and is paying $500,000 to rebuild them. The scaffolding is needed for roof, window and stucco repairs to the Fort Harrison, according to a city permit. Workers also will drill into the base of the building to test the load capacity
for a skywalk that someday will connect the Fort Harrison with Scientology’s mammoth new building under construction immediately across the street. The pickets will choose another place for their protest, Jacobsen said. They also plan a conference on ‘Scientology/Clearwater Relations’ on Saturday at the Holiday Inn on U.S. 19 near Gulf-to-Bay Boulevard. A candlelight vigil is planned that evening. The events, as in past years, memorialize McPherson, the Scientologist who died while in the care of church staffers after a 17-day stay at the Fort Harrison Hotel.”
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“I remember like 2009 thinking we were kicking ass on Scientology on YouTube and the whole cult/magical thinking in general…and then I discovered David Icke, and I remember thinking ‘What’s the use?’ Knock one down and another takes its place.”
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Full Court Press: What we’re watching at the Underground Bunker
Criminal prosecutions:
— Danny Masterson charged for raping three women: Found guilty on two counts on May 31, remanded to custody. Sentenced to 30 years to life on Sep 7, 2023. DA’s response to appeal brief due August 13.
— ‘Lafayette Ronald Hubbard’ (a/k/a Justin Craig), aggravated assault, plus drug charges: Grand jury indictments include charges from an assault while in custody. Next pretrial hearing December 1.
Civil litigation:
— Leah Remini v. Scientology, alleging ‘Fair Game’ harassment and defamation: Some defamation claims were removed by Judge Hammock. Judge Hammock’s ruling is on appeal. Leah’s appeal brief was filed June 3. Respondent briefs are due September 2.
— Baxter, Baxter, and Paris v. Scientology, alleging labor trafficking: Forced to arbitration.
— Valerie Haney v. Scientology: Forced to ‘religious arbitration.’
— Chrissie Bixler et al. v. Scientology and Danny Masterson. Judge Upindra Kalra’s ruling denying Scientology’s motion to strike is on appeal. Jane Does’ response to Scientology’s appeal brief submitted July 30. Scientology’s reply due October 20.
— Jane Doe 1 v. Scientology, David Miscavige, and Gavin Potter: Case unsealed and second amended complaint filed. Scientology moves for religious arbitration, gets ruling to depose Jane Doe 1. Trial has been set for January 10, 2028.
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After the success of their double-Emmy-winning, three-season A&E series ‘Scientology and the Aftermath,’ Leah Remini and Mike Rinder continue the conversation on their podcast, ‘Scientology: Fair Game.’ We’ve created a landing page where you can hear all of the episodes so far.
LEAH REMINI: SCIENTOLOGY AND THE AFTERMATH
An episode-by-episode guide to Leah Remini’s three-season, double-Emmy winning series that changed everything for Scientology watching. Originally aired from 2016 to 2019 on the A&E network, and now on Netflix.
SCIENTOLOGY’S CELEBRITIES, from A to Z
Find your favorite Hubbardite celeb at this index page — or suggest someone to add to the list!
Other links: SCIENTOLOGY BLACK OPS: Tom Cruise and dirty tricks. Scientology’s Ideal Orgs, from one end of the planet to the other. Scientology’s sneaky front groups, spreading the good news about L. Ron Hubbard while pretending to benefit society. Scientology Lit: Books reviewed or excerpted in a weekly series. How many have you read?
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THE WHOLE TRACK
[ONE year ago] Twenty-nine years ago today: The final hours of Lisa McPherson’s Scientology life
[TWO years ago] Twenty-eight years ago today: The final hours of Lisa McPherson’s Scientology life
[THREE years ago] Twenty-seven years ago today: The final hours of Lisa McPherson’s Scientology life
[FOUR years ago] Twenty-six years ago today: The final hours of Lisa McPherson’s Scientology life
[FIVE years ago] Twenty-five years ago today: The final hours of Lisa McPherson’s Scientology life
[SIX years ago] Give Scientology $500 and you too could be a ‘Harlem Homie’!
[SEVEN years ago] Slimed by Scientology, Cierra Westerman says she’s still feeling good about coming forward
[EIGHT years ago] Danny Masterson fired from minor TV show, still no word from glacial D.A.’s office about rapes
[NINE years ago] EXCLUSIVE: Scientology tried to derail Remini series by calling 14-year-old ‘aggressor’ in rape
[TEN years ago] Twenty years ago today: The final hours of Lisa McPherson’s Scientology life
[ELEVEN years ago] Steve Cannane has Scientology book news, and helps us with a Down Under history lesson
[TWELVE years ago] RUSSELL MILLER’S BARE-FACED MESSIAH, BACK IN PRINT IN FEBRUARY!
[THIRTEEN years ago] Lisa McPherson Day: Is Florida Ashamed Yet?
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Bernie Headley (1952-2019) did not see his daughter Stephanie in his final 5,667 days.
Joe Reaiche (1958-2024) did not see his daughter Alanna Masterson in his final 6,999 days.
Mike Rinder (1955-2025) did not see his son Benjamin and daughter Taryn in his final 7,589 days.
Tammy Synovec has not seen her daughter Julia in 3,468 days.
Valerie Haney has not seen her mother Lynne in 3,972 days.
Katrina Reyes has not seen her mother Yelena in 4,478 days
Sylvia Wagner DeWall has not seen her brother Randy in 4,028 days.
Brian Sheen has not seen his grandson Leo in 3,018 days.
Klaus Büchele has not seen his daughter Jasmin in 5,404 days.
Geoff Levin has not seen his son Collin and daughter Savannah in 2,899 days.
Christie Collbran has not seen her mother Liz King in 6,203 days.
Marc Headley has not seen his mother Trudy in 4,854 days.
Clarissa Adams has not seen her parents Walter and Irmin Huber in 4,072 days.
Jamie Sorrentini Lugli has not seen her father Irving in 5,626 days.
Quailynn McDaniel has not seen her brother Sean in 4,967 days.
Dylan Gill has not seen his father Russell in 13,538 days.
Melissa Paris has not seen her father Jean-Francois in 9,454 days.
Valeska Paris has not seen her brother Raphael in 5,621 days.
Mirriam Francis has not seen her brother Ben in 5,203 days.
Claudio and Renata Lugli have not seen their son Flavio in 5,462 days.
Sara Goldberg has not seen her daughter Ashley in 4,499 days.
Lori Hodgson has not seen her son Jeremy and daughter Jessica in 4,214 days.
Marie Poulin has not seen her mother June in 3,779 days.
Julian Wain has not seen his brother Joseph or mother Susan in 2,094 days.
Charley Updegrove has not seen his son Toby in 3,269 days.
Derek Bloch has not seen his father Darren in 4,951 days.
Cindy Plahuta has not seen her daughter Kara in 5,288 days.
Roger Weller has not seen his daughter Alyssa in 10,141 days.
Claire Headley has not seen her mother Gen in 5,257 days.
Ramana Dienes-Browning has not seen her mother Jancis in 3,619 days.
Brian Sheen has not seen his daughter Spring in 4,030 days.
Skip Young has not seen his daughters Megan and Alexis in 4,418 days.
Mary Kahn has not seen her son Sammy in 4,302 days.
Lois Reisdorf has not seen her son Craig in 3,867 days.
Phil and Willie Jones have not seen their son Mike and daughter Emily in 4,378 days.
Mary Jane Barry has not seen her daughter Samantha in 4,638 days.
Kate Bornstein has not seen her daughter Jessica in 15,742 days.
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Posted by Tony Ortega on December 5, 2025 at 07:00
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