TODAY AT SUBSTACK: If you’ve signed up for free emails at Substack, you will receive today’s feature story at your inbox: Seventy years ago today the unconventional publisher Maurice Girodias published Nabokov’s ‘Lolita’ for the first time. Historian Chris Owen does a deep dive to explain how he then became a target of Scientology’s notorious spy corps. ALSO: The Wall Street Journal takes on the church! [What is this Substack thing, anyway?]
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Technology Cocktail
“THE PURPOSE OF DATING IS TO GET A BLOW OF THE PAST TIME THE PC IS STUCK IN. Whether the pc gives the date, or whether the auditor has to meter date it, you must remember that all you are going for is a blow. Sometimes you will get a blow as easily as the pc saying ‘It was a long time
ago.’ A blow is accompanied by a BD and F/N. So be alert when dating for a sudden or BD and F/N. And if the pc doesn’t originate that it blew, ask him so you won’t go on trying to date to blow, something that has already blown! Very often a date has to be dated precisely down to the fraction of a second in order to get a blow.” — L. Ron Hubbard, 1979
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THE PROSECUTION OF DANNY MASTERSON
We first broke the news of the LAPD’s investigation of Scientology celebrity Danny Masterson on rape allegations in 2017, and we’ve been covering the story every step of the way since then. At this page we’ve collected our most important links as Danny faces a potential sentence of 45 years to life in prison. NOW WITH TRIAL INDEX.
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THE PODCAST: How many have you heard?
[1] Marc Headley [2] Claire Headley [3] Jeffrey Augustine [4] Bruce Hines [5] Sunny Pereira [6] Pete Griffiths [7] Geoff Levin [8] Patty Moher [9] Marc Headley [10] Jefferson Hawkins [11] Michelle ‘Emma’ Ryan [12] Paulette Cooper [13] Jesse Prince [14] Mark Bunker [15] Jon Atack [16] Mirriam Francis [17] Bruce Hines on MSH
— SPECIAL: The best TV show on Scientology you never got to see
[1] Phil Jones [2] Derek Bloch [3] Carol Nyburg [4] Katrina Reyes [5] Jamie DeWolf
— The first Danny Masterson trial and beyond
[18] Trial special with Chris Shelton [19] Trial week one [20] Marc Headley on the spy in the hallway [21] Trial week two [22] Trial week three [23] Trial week four [24] Leah Remini on LAPD Corruption [25] Mike Rinder 2022 Thanksgiving Special [26] Jane Doe 4 (Tricia Vessey), Part One [27] Jane Doe 4 (Tricia Vessey), Part Two [28] Claire Headley on the trial [29] Tory Christman [30] Bruce Hines on spying [31] Karen de la Carriere [32] Ron Miscavige on Shelly Miscavige [33] Karen de la Carriere on the L’s [34] Mark Bunker on Miscavige hiding [35] Mark Plummer [36] Mark Ebner [37] Karen Pressley [38] Steve Cannane [39] Fredrick Brennan [40] Clarissa Adams [41] Louise Shekter [42] John Sweeney [43] Tory Christman [44] Kate Bornstein [45] Christian Stolte [46] Mark Bunker [47] Jon Atack [48] Luke Y. Thompson [49] Mark Ebner [50] Bruce Hines [51] Spanky Taylor and Karen Pressley [51] Geoff and Robbie Levin [52] Sands Hall [53] Jonny Jacobsen [54] Sandy Holeman [55] Mark Bunker [56] Trish and Liz Conley [57] Trish Conley [58] Alex Barnes-Ross [59] Alex Barnes-Ross [60] Alex Barnes-Ross [61] Alex Barnes-Ross [62] Alex Barnes-Ross [63] Alex Barnes-Ross [64] Tory Christman [65] Tammy Synovec [66] Dennis Erlich [67] Alex Barnes-Ross [68] Valerie Ross [69] Kat in Austin [70] Mark Bunker [71] Phil Jones
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“Now, we are not in conflict with the customs and philosophy of the planet or the universe. Quite the contrary. It’s not a case of everybody is out of step but Jim. It’s a case of others want people badly out of step. And they’re getting them pretty badly out of step. But if you can talk to and communicate with anybody on the subject of Scientology, he agrees with what you’d say. He agrees very rapidly with what you say, unless he misses a word. If he misses a word then he won’t agree with what you’ve said, but you are actually talking to him about things which have been with him as customs, far, far, far longer than any Johnny-come-lately psychology or mental science that has been foisted off on him in recent times.” — L. Ron Hubbard, September 15, 1964
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“Now, we are not in conflict with the customs and philosophy of the planet or the universe. Quite the contrary. It’s not a case of everybody is out of step but Jim. It’s a case of others want people badly out of step. And they’re getting them pretty badly out of step. But if you can talk to and communicate with anybody on the subject of Scientology, he agrees with what you’d say. He agrees very rapidly with what you say, unless he misses a word. If he misses a word then he won’t agree with what you’ve said, but you are actually talking to him about things which have been with him as customs, far, far, far longer than any Johnny-come-lately psychology or mental science that has been foisted off on him in recent times.” — L. Ron Hubbard, September 15, 1964
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“People of Jewish race are the almost sole promoters of 1.1 stuff like Feminism, Gay Agenda, Communism, Freemasonry, and others, though the real creators of that are a small number of Illuminati, Illuminati create them, Jews promote them.”
1995: A victory this week in the suit against Larry Wollersheim and Bob Penny. A summary of Judge Kane’s ruling from Kim Baker: “In RTC vs. FACTNet, Judge Kane said that RTC did not prove probability of success of their case. Equally, RTC did not show the probability of their claim. FACTNet was entitled to its use of the documents under the fair use provisions under section 107 of the copyright rules. FACTNet’s criticism, comment and debate qualifies it to fair use of the documents. RTC did not show infringement, and did not show that their claim of “trade secrets” was valid. The documents were in the public domain, and were proved to have been on the Internet long before the August raids. It was not proved that the “trade secrets” were the kind that are protected under the law. RTC did not show irreparable injury; any injury they may have does not outweigh the harm done to Lawrence Wollersheim, Bob Penny and FACTNet. The actions of the defendants would not restrain individuals from joining $cientology – if they are interested in participating in $cientology they would anyway. The question of infringement is answered by the fair use
principles. The public interest is more served in the continuation of FACTNet. The balance of the danger of harm is in the favor of the
defendants, rather than $cientology. All computers and peripherals, along with seized documents, are to be returned immediately, in precisely the same condition as when seized, and in precisely the same location when seized.”
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“Jeez, does everybody around here have a sock except me?”
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Full Court Press: What we’re watching at the Underground Bunker
Criminal prosecutions:
— Danny Masterson charged for raping three women: Found guilty on two counts on May 31, remanded to custody. Sentenced to 30 years to life on Sep 7, 2023. DA’s response to appeal brief due August 13.
Civil litigation:
— Leah Remini v. Scientology, alleging ‘Fair Game’ harassment and defamation: Some defamation claims were removed by Judge Hammock. Judge Hammock’s ruling is on appeal. Leah’s appeal brief was filed June 3. Respondent briefs are due September 2.
— Baxter, Baxter, and Paris v. Scientology, alleging labor trafficking: Forced to arbitration.
— Valerie Haney v. Scientology: Forced to ‘religious arbitration.’
— Chrissie Bixler et al. v. Scientology and Danny Masterson. Judge Upindra Kalra’s ruling denying Scientology’s motion to strike is on appeal. Jane Does’ response to Scientology’s appeal brief submitted July 30. Scientology’s reply due October 20.
— Jane Doe 1 v. Scientology, David Miscavige, and Gavin Potter: Case unsealed and second amended complaint filed. Scientology moves for religious arbitration, gets ruling to depose Jane Doe 1. Trial has been set for January 10, 2028.
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After the success of their double-Emmy-winning, three-season A&E series ‘Scientology and the Aftermath,’ Leah Remini and Mike Rinder continue the conversation on their podcast, ‘Scientology: Fair Game.’ We’ve created a landing page where you can hear all of the episodes so far.
LEAH REMINI: SCIENTOLOGY AND THE AFTERMATH
An episode-by-episode guide to Leah Remini’s three-season, double-Emmy winning series that changed everything for Scientology watching. Originally aired from 2016 to 2019 on the A&E network, and now on Netflix.
SCIENTOLOGY’S CELEBRITIES, from A to Z
Find your favorite Hubbardite celeb at this index page — or suggest someone to add to the list!
Other links: SCIENTOLOGY BLACK OPS: Tom Cruise and dirty tricks. Scientology’s Ideal Orgs, from one end of the planet to the other. Scientology’s sneaky front groups, spreading the good news about L. Ron Hubbard while pretending to benefit society. Scientology Lit: Books reviewed or excerpted in a weekly series. How many have you read?
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THE WHOLE TRACK
[ONE year ago] She denied Scientology’s Xenu to the BBC. Now she’s OT 3. Whoopsie!
[TWO years ago] SCIENTOLOGY PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR UNDER OATH: Quizzed about following Leah Remini
[THREE years ago] Paul Haggis opposes motion to keep Scientology out of next month’s trial
[FOUR years ago] Would you purchase a Scientology E-meter from this man?
[FIVE years ago] Scientologist chiro Nobbe: There’s an innocent explanation, judge. Prosecutors: No there isn’t.
[SIX years ago] Scientology reels in politicians and gets photo ops out of Hurricane Dorian
[SEVEN years ago] Sharp new memoir digs into Scientology’s toxic cruelty experienced by those who grow up in it
[EIGHT years ago] Scientology’s newest infiltration — Rebecca Minkoff and Meghan Fialkoff at Nasdaq!
[NINE years ago] SCIENTOLOGY DENIED: California Supreme Court rejects appeal in forced-abortion lawsuit
[TEN years ago] Back where it all started: Hoping to see you in Phoenix to talk Scientology then and now
[ELEVEN years ago] Scientology’s secret plans for world domination — even better than the last time!
[TWELVE years ago] Scientology Sunday Funnies: Texas Memories, Valley Whales, and Top Secret Plans!
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Bernie Headley (1952-2019) did not see his daughter Stephanie in his final 5,667 days.
Joe Reaiche (1958-2024) did not see his daughter Alanna Masterson in his final 6,999 days.
Mike Rinder (1955-2025) did not see his son Benjamin and daughter Taryn in his final 7,589 days.
Tammy Synovec has not seen her daughter Julia in 3,387 days.
Valerie Haney has not seen her mother Lynne in 3,891 days.
Katrina Reyes has not seen her mother Yelena in 4,397 days
Sylvia Wagner DeWall has not seen her brother Randy in 3,947 days.
Brian Sheen has not seen his grandson Leo in 2,937 days.
Klaus Büchele has not seen his daughter Jasmin in 5,323 days.
Geoff Levin has not seen his son Collin and daughter Savannah in 2,818 days.
Christie Collbran has not seen her mother Liz King in 6,122 days.
Marc Headley has not seen his mother Trudy in 4,773 days.
Clarissa Adams has not seen her parents Walter and Irmin Huber in 3,991 days.
Jamie Sorrentini Lugli has not seen her father Irving in 5,545 days.
Quailynn McDaniel has not seen her brother Sean in 4,886 days.
Dylan Gill has not seen his father Russell in 13,457 days.
Melissa Paris has not seen her father Jean-Francois in 9,373 days.
Valeska Paris has not seen her brother Raphael in 5,540 days.
Mirriam Francis has not seen her brother Ben in 5,122 days.
Claudio and Renata Lugli have not seen their son Flavio in 5,381 days.
Sara Goldberg has not seen her daughter Ashley in 4,418 days.
Lori Hodgson has not seen her son Jeremy and daughter Jessica in 4,134 days.
Marie Poulin has not seen her mother June in 3,698 days.
Julian Wain has not seen his brother Joseph or mother Susan in 2,013 days.
Charley Updegrove has not seen his son Toby in 3,188 days.
Derek Bloch has not seen his father Darren in 4,870 days.
Cindy Plahuta has not seen her daughter Kara in 5,207 days.
Roger Weller has not seen his daughter Alyssa in 10,060 days.
Claire Headley has not seen her mother Gen in 5,176 days.
Ramana Dienes-Browning has not seen her mother Jancis in 3,538 days.
Brian Sheen has not seen his daughter Spring in 3,949 days.
Skip Young has not seen his daughters Megan and Alexis in 4,337 days.
Mary Kahn has not seen her son Sammy in 4,221 days.
Lois Reisdorf has not seen her son Craig in 3,786 days.
Phil and Willie Jones have not seen their son Mike and daughter Emily in 4,297 days.
Mary Jane Barry has not seen her daughter Samantha in 4,557 days.
Kate Bornstein has not seen her daughter Jessica in 15,661 days.
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Posted by Tony Ortega on September 15, 2025 at 07:00
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