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The most honest Scientology recruiting video we’ve seen in a long time

 
TODAY AT SUBSTACK: If you’ve signed up for free emails at Substack, you will receive today’s feature story at your inbox: Crave a minimum-wage job in an expensive modern city? Do you look forward to telling people you can read their thoughts with a quack electronic device? If this sounds attractive, you might dig the recruiting video recently put out by Scientology’s ‘Ideal Org’ in Stuttgart! [What is this Substack thing, anyway?]

 
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“Back in the days before we had TRs I had a funny phenomenon occurring. I would audit somebody in London, then go away and time would march on. I’d come back, pick up the same pc and find him at the exact point where I’d left him, even though he had been audited by a lot of other auditors. That would be 6 or 8 months and lots of auditing hours later. It would be explained away with, ‘Well, of course, Ron is a good auditor,’ and naturally they were saying that. Actually, that would be quite a critical thing to say about the other auditors as, while we didn’t have pc programs then, we did have processes that advanced a pc’s case. That being true, how did it happen that that pc stayed parked right where I had left him? The answer is elementary. When I was auditing him he was interested in his own case and willing to talk to the auditor. That was all. The phenomenon was pronounced and it showed up in other ways.” — L. Ron Hubbard, 1980

 
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THE PROSECUTION OF DANNY MASTERSON

We first broke the news of the LAPD’s investigation of Scientology celebrity Danny Masterson on rape allegations in 2017, and we’ve been covering the story every step of the way since then. At this page we’ve collected our most important links as Danny faces a potential sentence of 45 years to life in prison. NOW WITH TRIAL INDEX.

 
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THE PODCAST: How many have you heard?

[1] Marc Headley [2] Claire Headley [3] Jeffrey Augustine [4] Bruce Hines [5] Sunny Pereira [6] Pete Griffiths [7] Geoff Levin [8] Patty Moher [9] Marc Headley [10] Jefferson Hawkins [11] Michelle ‘Emma’ Ryan [12] Paulette Cooper [13] Jesse Prince [14] Mark Bunker [15] Jon Atack [16] Mirriam Francis [17] Bruce Hines on MSH

— SPECIAL: The best TV show on Scientology you never got to see

[1] Phil Jones [2] Derek Bloch [3] Carol Nyburg [4] Katrina Reyes [5] Jamie DeWolf

— The first Danny Masterson trial and beyond

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[18] Trial special with Chris Shelton [19] Trial week one [20] Marc Headley on the spy in the hallway [21] Trial week two [22] Trial week three [23] Trial week four [24] Leah Remini on LAPD Corruption [25] Mike Rinder 2022 Thanksgiving Special [26] Jane Doe 4 (Tricia Vessey), Part One [27] Jane Doe 4 (Tricia Vessey), Part Two [28] Claire Headley on the trial [29] Tory Christman [30] Bruce Hines on spying [31] Karen de la Carriere [32] Ron Miscavige on Shelly Miscavige [33] Karen de la Carriere on the L’s [34] Mark Bunker on Miscavige hiding [35] Mark Plummer [36] Mark Ebner [37] Karen Pressley [38] Steve Cannane [39] Fredrick Brennan [40] Clarissa Adams [41] Louise Shekter [42] John Sweeney [43] Tory Christman [44] Kate Bornstein [45] Christian Stolte [46] Mark Bunker [47] Jon Atack [48] Luke Y. Thompson [49] Mark Ebner [50] Bruce Hines [51] Spanky Taylor and Karen Pressley [51] Geoff and Robbie Levin [52] Sands Hall [53] Jonny Jacobsen [54] Sandy Holeman [55] Mark Bunker [56] Trish and Liz Conley [57] Trish Conley [58] Alex Barnes-Ross [59] Alex Barnes-Ross [60] Alex Barnes-Ross [61] Alex Barnes-Ross [62] Alex Barnes-Ross [63] Alex Barnes-Ross [64] Tory Christman [65] Tammy Synovec [66] Dennis Erlich [67] Alex Barnes-Ross [68] Valerie Ross [69] Kat in Austin [70] Mark Bunker [71] Phil Jones

 
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Source Code

“Some people have been awfully mean to us. Now let’s knock them down the emotional curve. The way you do it is to define a miracle and then turn them out, because you can turn out a certain percentage of miracles. The lame aren’t good enough — you want somebody who can’t walk. The blind are fine, but don’t get people blind in just one eye; you want a seeing-eye-dog type of blindness. And if you follow out that line of advance you will then, as a third-, fifth- or tenth-echelon reaction, help all the others….All of a sudden it starts word of mouth all over: ‘Dianetics is turning on people’s sight.’ Everybody who is blind, who really wants some help and objects to being blind and isn’t basing all the approval of his life upon being blind, will be on the other end of a telephone, as far as you are concerned….Let’s set up shop and undo three specific problems. I know you have a lot of preclears that are hanging on your skirts and so forth. Give them the book and tell them to give you a call, and you go to work on blindness, arthritis ‘can’ts’ and children in bed with the aftereffects of polio. Just work on those categories. Don’t take children that have been all chewed up by surgery. You can make them better off but they are not spectacular.” — L. Ron Hubbard, December 27, 1951

 
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Avast, Ye Mateys

“We are moving toward AD 21 with all aces. The sequence of (1) Put Flag here (2) Put Continental Liaison there (3) Put orgs there is working out very well. We have been about 14 months on this sequence of actions already. We’re about 2/3rds through No. 1, 1/2 through No. 2 and, assisted by the FEBC student pgm are already begun on No. 3. The targets I’m working toward is every SO tripled in size and every Scn org in the world the size and activity of SH 1967. As we have now proved out that we have the only fast effective tech on the planet that handles the sick and insane as well as everything else we have had, it is obvious that if we just keep on going the way we’re going and our people have and wear their hats, we’ll make it!” — The Commodore, December 27, 1970

 
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Overheard in the FreeZone

“I was in contact with my son before he was born…We come from knowing everything, at least my son did, into a baby body that now is expected to need to learn everything. Seems crazy. But my son told me that he would have to disconnect our link so he could forget everything so he could then learn it again. At three days old he came to me and said goodbye, he told me it was time for him to forget and he could not do that and keep our link. For me it felt physical like a door slammed into my face and then he was gone.”

 

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Past is Prologue

2000: The Kalamazoo Gazette reported that Scientology has purchased a hotel in Battle Creek, Michigan. “The old Hart Hotel in downtown Battle Creek is being acquired by the Church of Scientology, which will renovate the 1930-built structure over the next three years. Local officials say they view the purchase as favorable for the community in that there will be an investment in historical and cultural assets, and perhaps an economic impact in the area, if church members frequent nearby restaurants and hotels.”

 
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Random Howdy

“When I first read about ‘TR-Alice’ I was stunned because to me it was so obviously Hubbard laughing at his marks and laying out a huge clue that he was scamming them.”

 
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Full Court Press: What we’re watching at the Underground Bunker

Criminal prosecutions:
Danny Masterson charged for raping three women: Found guilty on two counts on May 31, remanded to custody. Sentenced to 30 years to life on Sep 7, 2023. Appeal now fully briefed, waiting for 2nd Appellate District court to set a hearing date. Masterson has also submitted a habeas corpus petition.
‘Lafayette Ronald Hubbard’ (a/k/a Justin Craig), aggravated assault, plus drug charges: Grand jury indictments include charges from an assault while in custody. Pleaded guilty on Nov 10 to a 17-year prison sentence (eligible for parole in two to three more years). Awaiting transfer to state prison.
Aaron Matthes charged for SA of child under 12 years old: OT Scientologist facing multiple mandatory life sentences currently in Pinellas County Jail. Next pretrial court hearing set for Dec 16.

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Civil litigation:
Leah Remini v. Scientology, alleging ‘Fair Game’ harassment and defamation: Some defamation claims were removed by Judge Hammock. Judge Hammock’s ruling is on appeal. Leah’s respondent’s brief is due January 12.
Baxter, Baxter, and Paris v. Scientology, alleging labor trafficking: Forced to ‘religious arbitration.’
Valerie Haney v. Scientology: Forced to ‘religious arbitration.’ 15 days of arbitration completed, Val waiting for further word from the IJC.
Chrissie Bixler et al. v. Scientology and Danny Masterson. Judge Upindra Kalra’s ruling denying Scientology’s motion to strike is on appeal. Appeal fully briefed. Motion to replace Jane Does’ AI-tainted brief denied by court. Awaiting a court hearing date.
Jane Doe 1 v. Scientology, David Miscavige, and Gavin Potter: Case unsealed and second amended complaint filed. Scientology moves for religious arbitration, gets ruling to depose Jane Doe 1. Trial has been set for January 10, 2028.

 
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SCIENTOLOGY: FAIR GAME

After the success of their double-Emmy-winning, three-season A&E series ‘Scientology and the Aftermath,’ Leah Remini and Mike Rinder continue the conversation on their podcast, ‘Scientology: Fair Game.’ We’ve created a landing page where you can hear all of the episodes so far.

LEAH REMINI: SCIENTOLOGY AND THE AFTERMATH

An episode-by-episode guide to Leah Remini’s three-season, double-Emmy winning series that changed everything for Scientology watching. Originally aired from 2016 to 2019 on the A&E network, and now on Netflix.

SCIENTOLOGY’S CELEBRITIES, from A to Z

Find your favorite Hubbardite celeb at this index page — or suggest someone to add to the list!

 
Other links: SCIENTOLOGY BLACK OPS: Tom Cruise and dirty tricks. Scientology’s Ideal Orgs, from one end of the planet to the other. Scientology’s sneaky front groups, spreading the good news about L. Ron Hubbard while pretending to benefit society. Scientology Lit: Books reviewed or excerpted in a weekly series. How many have you read?

 
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THE WHOLE TRACK

[ONE year ago] This is the guy selling you a mystery sandwich in those Scientology TV ads
[TWO years ago] Scientology’s celebration of its biggest donors was even more ultra than we realized
[THREE years ago] POLL: Scientology tied with Satanism for America’s most ‘unfavorable’ religions
[FOUR years ago] After leaving Scientology, the 1960s band People! has a new album out!
[FIVE years ago] The expensive set of nutty experiences Scientology is pushing hard right now
[SIX years ago] This year’s best Scientology shoops by readers of the Underground Bunker
[SEVEN years ago] Scientology’s humanitarians will continue to salvage this planet in 2019
[EIGHT years ago] Looking back at July ’17: How a billionaire set up psych drugs to fuel Scientology into the future
[NINE years ago] Tonight on ‘Leah Remini’: Marc & Claire Headley on forced abortions and Sea Org escapes
[TEN years ago] Scientology’s 2015 in review: Our July travels, and the day care story we can’t forget
[ELEVEN years ago] Scientology’s 2014 in review: For July, a stunning story of independence
[TWELVE years ago] Scientology’s 2013 in review: The appeals of May and the blunts of June

 
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Scientology disconnection, a reminder

Bernie Headley (1952-2019) did not see his daughter Stephanie in his final 5,667 days.
Joe Reaiche (1958-2024) did not see his daughter Alanna Masterson in his final 6,999 days.
Mike Rinder (1955-2025) did not see his son Benjamin and daughter Taryn in his final 7,589 days.

Tammy Synovec has not seen her daughter Julia in 3,490 days.
Valerie Haney has not seen her mother Lynne in 3,994 days.
Katrina Reyes has not seen her mother Yelena in 4,500 days
Sylvia Wagner DeWall has not seen her brother Randy in 4,050 days.
Brian Sheen has not seen his grandson Leo in 3,040 days.
Klaus Büchele has not seen his daughter Jasmin in 5,426 days.
Geoff Levin has not seen his son Collin and daughter Savannah in 2,921 days.
Christie Collbran has not seen her mother Liz King in 6,225 days.
Marc Headley has not seen his mother Trudy in 4,876 days.
Clarissa Adams has not seen her parents Walter and Irmin Huber in 4,094 days.
Jamie Sorrentini Lugli has not seen her father Irving in 5,648 days.
Quailynn McDaniel has not seen her brother Sean in 4,989 days.
Dylan Gill has not seen his father Russell in 13,560 days.
Melissa Paris has not seen her father Jean-Francois in 9,476 days.
Valeska Paris has not seen her brother Raphael in 5,643 days.
Mirriam Francis has not seen her brother Ben in 5,225 days.
Claudio and Renata Lugli have not seen their son Flavio in 5,484 days.
Lori Hodgson has not seen her son Jeremy and daughter Jessica in 4,236 days.
Marie Poulin has not seen her mother June in 3,801 days.
Julian Wain has not seen his brother Joseph or mother Susan in 2,116 days.
Charley Updegrove has not seen his son Toby in 3,291 days.
Derek Bloch has not seen his father Darren in 4,973 days.
Cindy Plahuta has not seen her daughter Kara in 5,310 days.
Roger Weller has not seen his daughter Alyssa in 10,163 days.
Claire Headley has not seen her mother Gen in 5,279 days.
Ramana Dienes-Browning has not seen her mother Jancis in 3,641 days.
Brian Sheen has not seen his daughter Spring in 4,052 days.
Skip Young has not seen his daughters Megan and Alexis in 4,440 days.
Mary Kahn has not seen her son Sammy in 4,324 days.
Lois Reisdorf has not seen her son Craig in 3,889 days.
Phil and Willie Jones have not seen their son Mike and daughter Emily in 4,400 days.
Mary Jane Barry has not seen her daughter Samantha in 4,660 days.
Kate Bornstein has not seen her daughter Jessica in 15,764 days.

 
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Posted by Tony Ortega on December 27, 2025 at 07:00

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