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O Christmas Tree: A Scientology yuletide miracle in Merry Old England

 
TODAY AT SUBSTACK: If you’ve signed up for free emails at Substack, you will receive today’s feature story at your inbox: Another Scientology Christmas memory, this time thanks to ‘Apostate’ Alex Barnes-Ross, who tells us what happened one year when he tried to bring some holiday cheer to the London center where he worked, and ran into some Scientology bah humbug! [What is this Substack thing, anyway?]

 
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Technology Cocktail

“In the field of Scientology Admin tech a staff member who had not had an Org Exec Course but had been hatted in HCO went home for a vacation. His father who, like some fathers, was certain his son was stupid, permitted him, with misgivings, to reorganize the administration of his medical clinic along Scientology lines. The son trained the small staff for only a week, lines began to whizz, patients began to get handled, records went straight, income rose and the father became absolutely convinced that his son was the brightest organizational genius in the country; yet in the org they had considered he had a long way to go to be a good Ethics Officer! Gives you some comparative idea of where the lowest rudimentary levels of Scientology sit in relation to current technologies.” — L. Ron Hubbard, 1972

 
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THE PROSECUTION OF DANNY MASTERSON

We first broke the news of the LAPD’s investigation of Scientology celebrity Danny Masterson on rape allegations in 2017, and we’ve been covering the story every step of the way since then. At this page we’ve collected our most important links as Danny faces a potential sentence of 45 years to life in prison. NOW WITH TRIAL INDEX.

 
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THE PODCAST: How many have you heard?

[1] Marc Headley [2] Claire Headley [3] Jeffrey Augustine [4] Bruce Hines [5] Sunny Pereira [6] Pete Griffiths [7] Geoff Levin [8] Patty Moher [9] Marc Headley [10] Jefferson Hawkins [11] Michelle ‘Emma’ Ryan [12] Paulette Cooper [13] Jesse Prince [14] Mark Bunker [15] Jon Atack [16] Mirriam Francis [17] Bruce Hines on MSH

— SPECIAL: The best TV show on Scientology you never got to see

[1] Phil Jones [2] Derek Bloch [3] Carol Nyburg [4] Katrina Reyes [5] Jamie DeWolf

— The first Danny Masterson trial and beyond

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[18] Trial special with Chris Shelton [19] Trial week one [20] Marc Headley on the spy in the hallway [21] Trial week two [22] Trial week three [23] Trial week four [24] Leah Remini on LAPD Corruption [25] Mike Rinder 2022 Thanksgiving Special [26] Jane Doe 4 (Tricia Vessey), Part One [27] Jane Doe 4 (Tricia Vessey), Part Two [28] Claire Headley on the trial [29] Tory Christman [30] Bruce Hines on spying [31] Karen de la Carriere [32] Ron Miscavige on Shelly Miscavige [33] Karen de la Carriere on the L’s [34] Mark Bunker on Miscavige hiding [35] Mark Plummer [36] Mark Ebner [37] Karen Pressley [38] Steve Cannane [39] Fredrick Brennan [40] Clarissa Adams [41] Louise Shekter [42] John Sweeney [43] Tory Christman [44] Kate Bornstein [45] Christian Stolte [46] Mark Bunker [47] Jon Atack [48] Luke Y. Thompson [49] Mark Ebner [50] Bruce Hines [51] Spanky Taylor and Karen Pressley [51] Geoff and Robbie Levin [52] Sands Hall [53] Jonny Jacobsen [54] Sandy Holeman [55] Mark Bunker [56] Trish and Liz Conley [57] Trish Conley [58] Alex Barnes-Ross [59] Alex Barnes-Ross [60] Alex Barnes-Ross [61] Alex Barnes-Ross [62] Alex Barnes-Ross [63] Alex Barnes-Ross [64] Tory Christman [65] Tammy Synovec [66] Dennis Erlich [67] Alex Barnes-Ross [68] Valerie Ross [69] Kat in Austin [70] Mark Bunker [71] Phil Jones

 
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Source Code

“I have a book which proves absolutely the presence of demons and demon exorcism and proves completely a priori — oh, the most fascinating reasoning is the bulk of this book. You just feel your brains go creak as you read this thing…They go on and prove absolutely that the word of the church is law. And then they prove the fact there was a demon present. Just as I say, you, just, brains go kind of creak. It’s got one of these things in practically every column, two columns to the page, quarto-size volume, for about three or four hundred pages. It’s a very old book and was printed way way back when. Fascinating volume. Well, I want to prove pan-determinism to you on this line now. Now, a thetan can see what he can be; he can be what he can see. Now, have any of you ever seen God? Well, come on, come on, have any of you ever seen God? All right. You’ve never seen God, huh? OK. If you have never seen God, this proves conclusively that God is the Supreme Being at the eighth dynamic. Isn’t that right? Oh, yes it does! Because you’ve never seen God and you’re being self-determined, which is the first dynamic. So this merely demonstrates to you that individuals are not pan-determinism. You follow this?” — L. Ron Hubbard, December 16, 1954

 
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Avast, Ye Mateys

“Lt. Cmmdr. Irene Dunleavy is reprimanded for rudeness and violation of F.O. 38 to a senior officer. The next occurrance will result in something more than a reprimand. She is to re-check out on this F.O. within one week.” — MarySue Hubbard, Captain, December 16, 1968

 
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Overheard in the FreeZone

“I’m going to disconnect from a bunch of so called Scientologists from this zoo they call ‘freezone.’ They are in my view just poor people with a lot of bypassed charge from their association with the cult called the Church of Scientology and are now dramatizing their own case. I am going to stay in contact and thrive with all the free-spirited, sincere people who actually want to do Scientology. I am interested in growth, in enlightenment, in living a better life with good people. We don’t need cults.”

 

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Past is Prologue

1995: The case against Karin Spaink and a number of Dutch Internet providers took a sudden turn when Scientology pulled away from the current suit. Here’s an excerpt from De Volkskrant. “The Church of Scientology has asked the president of the court of The Hague to delay the case against writer Karin Spaink and several Internet providers. The church has problems with proving her copyright on Scientology documents published on the internet by Spaink. The church accuses the writer Karin Spaink and the Internet providers Xs4all, Cistron, Dataweb, The Digital City and Planet Internet of ‘violation of copyright’ of documents which have been put on the worldwide network by users.” Karin Spaink wrote: “Seems like they’re stalling for time. Whether it’s fear or strategy is not clear; probably it’s a mixture of both. They have always said they were *so* convinced they’d win this one, it was a piece of cake they claimed. A new case will take at least a year before there’s a verdict; probably longer. And *all this time* the Fishman Affidavit will be available from a hundred sites in Holland. Also, my guess is that it will have severe repercussions for them in the American lawsuits. Dropping the case here, and still suing in the US?”

 
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Random Howdy

“If communication is the universal solvent, why is it that in Scientology you can’t communicate with other Scientologists or non-Scientologists about how the tech works and what it’s done for you? Is it because it will make their heads explode like the guy in Scanners? Why are there no theologians in Scientology? Why can’t you ask a course supervisor what they think Hubbard really meant by a certain passage? Why is it that Scientologists are only able to respond to non-Scientolgists with rote responses?”

 
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Full Court Press: What we’re watching at the Underground Bunker

Criminal prosecutions:
Danny Masterson charged for raping three women: Found guilty on two counts on May 31, remanded to custody. Sentenced to 30 years to life on Sep 7, 2023. Appeal brief due by December 23.
‘Lafayette Ronald Hubbard’ (a/k/a Justin Craig), aggravated assault, plus drug charges: Grand jury indictments include charges from an assault while in custody. Next pretrial hearing January 13, 2025.
David Gentile, GPB Capital, convicted of fraud, awaiting sentencing.

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Civil litigation:
Leah Remini v. Scientology, alleging ‘Fair Game’ harassment and defamation: Some defamation claims were removed by Judge Hammock. Judge Hammock’s ruling is on appeal.
Baxter, Baxter, and Paris v. Scientology, alleging labor trafficking: Forced to arbitration.
Valerie Haney v. Scientology: Forced to ‘religious arbitration.’
Chrissie Bixler et al. v. Scientology and Danny Masterson. Judge Upindra Kalra’s ruling denying Scientology’s motion to strike is on appeal.
Jane Doe 1 v. Scientology, David Miscavige, and Gavin Potter: Case unsealed and second amended complaint filed. Scientology moves for religious arbitration, gets ruling to depose Jane Doe 1.

 
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SCIENTOLOGY: FAIR GAME

After the success of their double-Emmy-winning, three-season A&E series ‘Scientology and the Aftermath,’ Leah Remini and Mike Rinder continue the conversation on their podcast, ‘Scientology: Fair Game.’ We’ve created a landing page where you can hear all of the episodes so far.

LEAH REMINI: SCIENTOLOGY AND THE AFTERMATH

An episode-by-episode guide to Leah Remini’s three-season, double-Emmy winning series that changed everything for Scientology watching. Originally aired from 2016 to 2019 on the A&E network, and now on Netflix.

SCIENTOLOGY’S CELEBRITIES, from A to Z

Find your favorite Hubbardite celeb at this index page — or suggest someone to add to the list!

 
Other links: SCIENTOLOGY BLACK OPS: Tom Cruise and dirty tricks. Scientology’s Ideal Orgs, from one end of the planet to the other. Scientology’s sneaky front groups, spreading the good news about L. Ron Hubbard while pretending to benefit society. Scientology Lit: Books reviewed or excerpted in a weekly series. How many have you read?

 
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THE WHOLE TRACK

[ONE year ago] Help Scientology celebrate its New Year’s event by signing a petition!
[TWO years ago] JANE KEMBER DIES: Led Scientology’s 1970s worldwide spy corps in ‘Snow White Program’
[THREE years ago] Scientology claims its UK headquarters made 873 ‘OTs’ in 2021
[FOUR years ago] Was it something they said? The Scientology ‘arbitration’ hearing Judge Kleifield nuked
[FIVE years ago] Scientology celebrated New Year’s Eve on Saturday, and once again we had someone there
[SIX years ago] Where in the U.S. the next set of Scientology ‘Ideal Orgs’ will be popping up next
[SEVEN years ago] L. Ron Hubbard’s son was troubled, but don’t discount him entirely: few knew his father better
[EIGHT years ago] Some churches take care of the old — Scientology instead works them to death
[NINE years ago] Australian media outs Scientologist behind ‘super city’ plans near Melbourne
[TEN years ago] Scientology attorneys ask Garcia judge — Keep Mike Rinder away from us!
[ELEVEN years ago] EXCLUSIVE: Roslyn Cohn’s one-woman show skewering Scientology — complete!

 
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Scientology disconnection, a reminder

Bernie Headley (1952-2019) did not see his daughter Stephanie in his final 5,667 days.
Joe Reaiche (1958-2024) did not see his daughter Alanna Masterson in his final 6,999 days.

Tammy Synovec has not seen her daughter Julia in 3,115 days.
Valerie Haney has not seen her mother Lynne in 3,610 days.
Katrina Reyes has not seen her mother Yelena in 4,125 days
Sylvia Wagner DeWall has not seen her brother Randy in 3,675 days.
Brian Sheen has not seen his grandson Leo in 2,665 days.
Klaus Büchele has not seen his daughter Jasmin in 5,051 days.
Geoff Levin has not seen his son Collin and daughter Savannah in 2,546 days.
Christie Collbran has not seen her mother Liz King in 5,850 days.
Clarissa Adams has not seen her parents Walter and Irmin Huber in 3,721 days.
Jamie Sorrentini Lugli has not seen her father Irving in 5,273 days.
Quailynn McDaniel has not seen her brother Sean in 4,614 days.
Dylan Gill has not seen his father Russell in 13,181 days.
Melissa Paris has not seen her father Jean-Francois in 9,100 days.
Valeska Paris has not seen her brother Raphael in 5,268 days.
Mirriam Francis has not seen her brother Ben in 4,850 days.
Claudio and Renata Lugli have not seen their son Flavio in 5,110 days.
Sara Goldberg has not seen her daughter Ashley in 4,146 days.
Lori Hodgson has not seen her son Jeremy and daughter Jessica in 3,862 days.
Marie Bilheimer has not seen her mother June in 3,426 days.
Julian Wain has not seen his brother Joseph or mother Susan in 1,741 days.
Charley Updegrove has not seen his son Toby in 2,916 days.
Derek Bloch has not seen his father Darren in 4,598 days.
Cindy Plahuta has not seen her daughter Kara in 4,935 days.
Roger Weller has not seen his daughter Alyssa in 9,789 days.
Claire Headley has not seen her mother Gen in 4,904 days.
Ramana Dienes-Browning has not seen her mother Jancis in 3,266 days.
Mike Rinder has not seen his son Benjamin and daughter Taryn in 7,569 days.
Brian Sheen has not seen his daughter Spring in 3,675 days.
Skip Young has not seen his daughters Megan and Alexis in 4,073 days.
Mary Kahn has not seen her son Sammy in 3,949 days.
Lois Reisdorf has not seen her son Craig in 3,514 days.
Phil and Willie Jones have not seen their son Mike and daughter Emily in 4,025 days.
Mary Jane Barry has not seen her daughter Samantha in 4,281 days.
Kate Bornstein has not seen her daughter Jessica in 15,389 days.

 
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Posted by Tony Ortega on December 16, 2024 at 07:00

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