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Nazanin Boniadi’s FBI testimony: Cast as Tom Cruise’s girlfriend by Scientology

[Nazanin Boniadi at a 2010 screening of Paul Haggis’s film ‘The Next Three Days’]

In Alex Gibney’s 2015 documentary Going Clear, the director narrates the story of Scientologist actress Nazanin Boniadi, who was selected in late 2004 by the church for a special project: To be girlfriend to actor Tom Cruise. As he begins that narration, Gibney says that the story is backed up by FBI testimony.

Now, we have that testimony.

Or, at least a part of it, the portions that the FBI didn’t redact when it turned over a 285-page file about the agency’s 2009/2010 Church of Scientology human trafficking investigation to RadarOnline’s Melissa Cronin, who has shared it with the Underground Bunker.

Today, we’re taking a look at the FBI’s interview of Boniadi, which took place on January 8, 2010 in Los Angeles. All names have been stripped from the FBI’s 5-page interview summary, except for one stray “Naz” that got through.

 

 
But we also know that it’s an interview of Boniadi because it tracks so closely with what was revealed about her in Maureen Orth’s excellent 2012 Vanity Fair piece, as well as Gibney’s narration in Going Clear, which we’ve reproduced below.

According to what wasn’t redacted, in 2004 Boniadi was volunteering for Scientology’s intelligence bureau, the Office of Special Affairs, which gave her a special assignment that appears to have involved targeting the psychiatric profession, one of the church’s pet projects. She also traveled to East Grinstead, England in October 2004 for that year’s annual gala of the International Association of Scientologists, at which Tom Cruise was given a special “Freedom Medal of Valor” for his work as an ambassador of Scientology.

 

[Tom Cruise and his medal of valor, October 2004 in East Grinstead, England at Scientology’s annual IAS gala. Cruise’s date that night was actress Yolanda Pecoraro, but Nazanin Boniadi was also in the audience, according to the FBI interview.]

 
Over the next month, Boniadi was groomed for her special project, and it wasn’t until November that she learned what it really was — to be Cruise’s companion. When she was introduced to him, she congratulated him on his medal and for some reason it didn’t go over well with the actor “because her ethics level in the Church was not as high.” After that unpromising beginning, however, the two did develop a relationship. “At the beginning of the relationship [redacted] was very romantic but as the relationship progressed [Cruise] began to have temper tantrums. [Cruise] began to show violent tendencies,” the file says, and we’ve filled in those two redacted portions based on the number of obscured letters and the statement’s context.

When the relationship ended after about three months in January 2005, Boniadi was distraught and said so to a friend — and for that she was punished. She “had to dig ditches at midnight and scrub floor tiles in both the men’s and women’s bathrooms. She was placed on a curfew, sec checked and escorted everywhere she went.”

Boniadi left Scientology, and then her career as an actress soared as she booked a recurring role on the Showtime series Homeland. She has never spoken publicly about her involvement in Scientology or her relationship with Cruise. We did make public, however, her brief participation in a rap song about Kirstie Alley and other Scientologists that was put together by several ex-church members, including Mike Rinder.

Although Nazanin hasn’t spoken on the record, this official FBI document demonstrates that Maureen Orth’s Vanity Fair article and Alex Gibney’s film accurately reflected what Boniadi was put through by the Church of Scientology and by Tom Cruise.

Give the file a look and let us know what you think about it. (In some of the redacted portions we’ve filled in the names of Boniadi — “Naz” — or Cruise because the number of letters and context make it obvious who’s being referred to.)

On January 8, 2010 [redacted] date of birth [redacted] residence address [redacted] Driver’s License number [redacted] was interviewed in Los Angeles. After being advised of the identity of the interviewing agents and the nature of the interview, [Naz] provided the following information:

[Naz] joined Scientology in [redacted] is a Scientologist. In [redacted] the [redacted] and was in the process of applying to [redacted] at the time also joined Scientology.

By the age of [redacted] had risen to the [redacted] status in Scientology and was working with the Office of Special Affairs (OSA). One of her duties while working with OSA was [redacted] was tasked by OSA to [redacted] She was specifically tasked with [redacted] also tasked by OSA [redacted]

In Scientology, psychiatrists are thought to be evil people. [Redacted] Church was so against psychology. [Naz] was going to be applying to [redacted]

In [redacted] traveled to the United Kingdom (U.K.) to see [Tom Cruise] receive the Medal of Valour from the Church. The medal is one of the highest achievements a Scientologist can receive. [Redacted] other Scientologists asking where she was. [Redacted] go to the Celebrity Center in Los Angeles. When [Naz] returned to the U.S., [redacted] He told her she was being considered for a special project where she would be considered a [redacted] help Scientology. She was chosen because she was [redacted] was not allowed to know any specifics about the project and was not allowed to tell anyone.

[Naz] was put through a month of security checks (“sec checks”), auditing and interviews. The interviews were often video recorded. The church wanted to make sure there was nothing unfavorable in her background. [Redacted] said everything was looking well except for the fact [redacted] said [redacted] in order to continue with the project. [Naz] disagreed and said she was not going to [redacted] asked what would be the one thing that would make [redacted] stated that if [redacted] Several days later [redacted] The [redacted] Within the [redacted] that the Church violated her [redacted paragraph]

Once [redacted] continued her preparations for the special project. [Redacted] and another Scientologist named [redacted] LNU [redacted] took her [redacted] At the time [redacted] in Celebrity Center. [Redacted] outside communications were always monitored.

One day [redacted] went over the “Admin Scale,” which is a scale that covers the ideal status of any Scientologist’s life. Status “2” covers relationships. [Redacted] asked [redacted paragraph]

After one month, [Naz] was told her preparation was complete and she now had to [redacted paragraph] going to [redacted] because it was considered to be an [redacted] When she arrived [redacted] noticed people began to leave the building. In a short time, she noticed that she was alone in the building with [redacted] then heard [redacted] coming toward them. At that point, she realized the special project had been to [redacted] Having never met [Tom Cruise] congratulated him on his recent award by saying, [redacted] seemed upset by her comment but did not respond. That evening [redacted] began to see what the purpose of her last month of interviews and preparation were for. From that day on she [redacted]

After the first night, [redacted] did not understand how she had [redacted] but was told that because her ethics level in the Church was not as high [redacted] she should have not told him [redacted] also warned [redacted] then presented [Naz] with a confidentiality agreement and told her if she did not sign then she would never see [redacted] did sign the agreement and [redacted] After that conversation she was then “sec checked” for her mistakes.

Throughout the [redacted] If she had any relationship problems she should go directly [redacted] and her entire purpose was to make [Cruise] happy. [Naz] was given [redacted] allowance and cell phone while she was living with [Cruise.]

[Redacted paragraph]

At the beginning of the relationship [redacted] was very romantic but as the relationship progressed [Cruise] began to have temper tantrums. [Cruise] began to show violent tendencies. On a trip to [redacted paragraph]

[Redacted paragraph]

Soon after the trip to [redacted] was over. To make amends [redacted] in Clearwater, Florida. While she was in Clearwater, a friend kept asking [Naz] why she was so upset. At first [Naz] kept the reason to herself but in frustration admitted she was upset because of her [redacted] Her friend wrote a knowledge report about [redacted] NAZ was yelled at and reprimanded for having mentioned her.

[Naz] began writing a story based on her experience with [redacted] As a result of her story, [Naz] was placed on the Rehabilitaion Project Force (RPF) even though [Naz] was not a member of the Sea Org. [Naz] was had to dig ditches at midnight and scrub floor tiles in both the men’s and women’s bathrooms. She was placed on a curfew, sec checked and escorted everywhere she went. [Naz] was no longer allowed to speak to anyone. [Naz] began to feel as if she were a criminal. [Redacted] was also being sec checked. [Naz] had the opportunity to leave the base, but was always threatened with being declared a suppressive person and banned from speaking to her parents again. [Redacted] called her at one point and said [redacted] After that conversation, [Naz] felt she had no choice but to stay and finish the RPF.

After she finished the RPF she returned to Los Angeles. Members of the Church went to [redacted] feels she was a victim of white slavery because she traveled across state lines under false pretenses. [Naz] wrote a letter to the Church of Scientology to highlight what happened to her and to highlight the broken confidential agreements between the Church and its parishioners. [Naz] never received a reply from the Church. [Naz] believes the Church is using what L. Ron Hubbard wrote for illegal purposes.

[Redacted] intends to separate from the Church of Scientology.

 
And here’s the narration from Alex Gibney’s film Going Clear to remind you of how that movie presented Nazanin’s story…

 

Lawrence Wright: Tom was in Spain. They were opening up a new Scientology church in Madrid. And he was overheard to complain that he needed a new girlfriend. Soon after that, a young Scientologist premed student named Nazanin Boniadi — she was told that she was going to get a special assignment.

Alex Gibney: Years later, Nazanin became a successful TV actress and she would have a small part in a Paul Haggis film. But at the time, she was a dedicated young Scientologist who believed in the church’s claims for its humanitarian mission. In fact, she set a monthly record for selling books for the church. Nazanin may not speak publicly about her experiences because of an NDA [non-disclosure agreement] the church pressured her to sign, but I discovered details from FBI testimony regarding her ordeal. David Miscavige assigned Nazanin’s case to a key church official, Greg Wilhere. He put her through a one-month program of on-camera interviews, intensive auditing, and security checks.

Wright: She was moved into the Celebrity Centre, separated from her family, and certain problems were addressed during this period of time. One was, she had a boyfriend. She is handed a transcript of his auditing session, in which he admitted that he had an affair. And so she broke up with him.

Gibney: Then Wilhere took her to an orthodontist to have her braces removed. At Burberry and other stores in Beverly Hills, he bought her $20,000 worth of clothes. At the Celebrity Centre, a man who worked for Cruise’s hair stylist colored Nazanin’s hair to Cruise’s liking. Nazanin was told that her makeover was a part of the church’s humanitarian mission. She had to look her best for conferences with world leaders. Only after she was flown first class to New York did she discover the actual role that the church wanted her to play. She was to be the girlfriend of Scientology’s biggest star. Within a month, Nazanin was living with Cruise. While at his house in Telluride, Miscavige came to visit. Overcome by a severe headache, Nazanin had a hard time understanding Miscavige, which infuriated him. The next day, Cruise, inches from her face, pounded his fist on the table and screamed at her for insulting the head of the church. Two weeks later, church henchman Tommy Davis delivered the news to Nazanin — the relationship with Cruise was over.

Paul Haggis: And they, according to her, came to her apartment with her mom and found every photograph of the two of them together, and took them away. Every scrap, every letter, everything, They…as if it never existed. And she was really upset, because she had been really hurt by the whole thing. And she made the mistake of telling her friend, who immediately went to tell someone in the church. She agreed to do punishments, like cleaning out the public bathrooms on her hands and knees with a toothbrush, while other people she knew were stepping over her. She did nothing wrong, other than tell her friend that she was heartbroken, and this is the way she was treated?

Gibney: The church claims that Miscavige has no involvement in Cruise’s personal life and that the search for Cruise’s girlfriend never existed.

Tom Cruise: I wanna tell you something. I have never met a more competent, a more intelligent, a more tolerant, a more compassionate being, outside of what I’ve experienced from LRH. And I’ve met the leaders of leaders. OK? I’ve met them all. And so I say to you, sir, C.O.B. [David Miscavige], we are lucky to have you and thank you very much.

 
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Bonus items from our tipsters

Rod Keller found this gem.

 

 
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Scientology disconnection, a reminder

Bernie Headley has not seen his daughter Stephanie in 4,746 days.
Quailynn McDaniel has not seen her brother Sean in 1,849 days.
Claudio and Renata Lugli have not seen their son Flavio in 2,343 days.
Sara Goldberg has not seen her daughter Ashley in 1,383 days.
Lori Hodgson has not seen her son Jeremy in 1,095 days.
Marie Bilheimer has not seen her mother June in 621 days.
Joe Reaiche has not seen his daughter Alanna Masterson in 4,710 days
Derek Bloch has not seen his father Darren in 1,850 days.
Cindy Plahuta has not seen her daughter Kara in 2,170 days.
Claire Headley has not seen her mother Gen in 2,145 days.
Ramana Dienes-Browning has not seen her mother Jancis in 501 days.
Mike Rinder has not seen his son Benjamin in 4,803 days.
Brian Sheen has not seen his daughter Spring in 910 days.
Skip Young has not seen his daughters Megan and Alexis for 1,312 days.
Mary Kahn has not seen her son Sammy in 1,185 days.
Lois Reisdorf has not seen her son Craig in 766 days.
Phil and Willie Jones have not seen their son Mike in 1,271 days.
Mary Jane Sterne has not seen her daughter Samantha in 1,515 days.
Kate Bornstein has not seen her daughter Jessica in 12,624 days.

 
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  • J. Swift

    Tremendous job by Melissa Cronin on getting the FBI files. Nazanin Boniadi is now vindicated by the FBI report and Tom Cruise is exposed as a ruthless abuser whose sense of entitlement knows no boundaries.

    The behavior of men in Scientology towards women has always been disgusting and even criminal at times. Some examples:

    * David Miscavige routinely calls women “cunts”
    * Shelly Miscavige has been locked up for over a decade
    * Danny Masterson stands accused of multiple rapes – what is Scientology doing about this to ensure justice?
    * Tom Cruise shamelessly used Nazanin Boniadi and then disposed of her – why was this allowed to happen?
    * Hundreds of forced abortions at Gold Base & Int Base
    * Debbie Cook was humiliated for hours on end at Gold Base and threatened with physical violence
    * Mary Sue Hubbard was made a nonperson and forced to live in house arrest until her death
    * Annie Tidman was held captive for years after her escape failed
    * Annie Tidman died and her family was not told
    * Jenna Miscavige Hill was forced to perform heavy manual labor as a child worker in Scientology

    The multibillion dollar Scientology Cult even refuses to pay for feminine hygiene products for the women in Sea Org who earn less that $50 per week when they are paid at all. What does it say about the Scientology Cult that even such basic necessities are not provided for?

    • AntoniaW

      I like your angle here

      • J. Swift

        AntoniaW, the entire system of Scientology is corrupt, violent, and criminal. No one, man or woman, is unharmed by this inherently violent psycho-terrorist system. And even when people escape and speak out they are still victimized by Fair Game. This is why Scientology is being dismantled in its present form by inexorable forces that are beyond the comprehension of Scientology.

        • AntoniaW

          So right. But what I like about your angle is that, although what we are really looking at is systematic human rights violations, you have here emphasised a particular part of this, which is institutionalised misogyny. It also happens to fit perfectly with the known history of the warped charlatan Hubbard.

          • J. Swift

            “Institutionalised misogyny” is exactly the correct term and thank you for emphasizing this fact about Scientology.

            A blockbuster movie just waiting to be made is the story of how Scientology and Tom Cruise, on a premeditated basis financed by Church tax exempt dollars, completely victimized Nazanin Boniadi and nearly destroyed her as a result.

            I post this video often enough because it states a) what has happened to Scientology, b) what is happening to Scientology, c) what will continue happen to Scientology. Today this video is directed to Thomas Mapother aka Tom Cruise:

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJlN9jdQFSc

            • RedShoeLady

              The link I read here somewhere today (can’t find it now) from London about Ms. Berlin Tom’s first Manager telling about his first wanting to be a Priest then once an actor he’d be strutting around her house in a G-String reeks of one with a conflicted sexual identity from an early age, his rage in my completely untrained opinion seems to say he’s still conflicted sexually, with that being said might be the reason he’s no longer seeking a female life partner.

            • JJ

              i wonder about that one. It could be just so. I also think even if he was gay and came out and had a boyfriend he would still be angry and confused and lash out at those closest to him.

            • dchoiceisalwaysrs

              Priesthood, Guru, Movie Star, Politician and Cult Leader all have in common a potential for manifesting grandiosity (demanding and thirsting for undivided and loyal attention. When that is combined with other malignant narcissistic traits, it often become a full blown syndrome.

              Refusing to go under the thumb of such oppression, has the huge potential of a huge and often unpredictable dissociated behavior pattern. At its extreme we find murder yet along the lesser intensities we find all kinds of hurtful and destructive demands and punishments. It is because the narcissist sees any manifestation independence as a threat to their dissonant grandiosity existing in their dissociated entity. This can be chronic or fleeting behaviour and can exchanged with other unresolved issues in the narcissist.

            • dchoiceisalwaysrs

              Priesthood, Guru, Movie Star, Politician and Cult Leader all have in common a potential for manifesting grandiosity (demanding and thirsting for undivided and loyal attention. When that is combined with other malignant narcissistic traits, it often become a full blown syndrome.
              Refusing to go under the thumb of such oppression, has the huge potential of a huge and often unpredictable dissociated behaviour pattern. At its extreme we find murder yet along the lesser intensities we find all kinds of hurtful and destructive demands and punishments. It is because the narcissist sees any manifestation independence as a threat to their dissonant grandiosity existing in their dissociated entity. This can be chronic or fleeting behaviour and can exchanged with other unresolved issues in the narcissist.

            • dchoiceisalwaysrs

              Until such time as God shows its hand I think it is wise for us to continue to combine our hands to overturn the table(s) of vice with the power of virtue.

            • dchoiceisalwaysrs

              Until such time as God shows its hand it is wise for us to combine our hands to overturn the table(s) of vice with the power of virtue.

    • Liberated

      I had to collect myself before I responded to your insightful comment.

      I’ve been saying that since the 70’s….and I always felt entirely alone. Why didn’t the other women see the sexism, the blatant misogyny that this cult embraces. I’ve never understood it.
      I have always referred to scientology wives ..as “stepford wives”…they didn’t seem to mind when they were treated like a housewife from the 50’s…e.g. the Honeymooners…”to the moon Alice”.
      The OT leader in our area actually said that to his OT wife and she was just fine with it.

      All the guys seem to be Hubbard wannabes and behaved exactly like he did…he demanded how many children she could have, whether or not it was ok to “stop having kids”, and all the responsibilities were her “hat”
      One of these group opinion leaders made his wife steal money from her family owned business where she worked so he could buy an intensive or two, and she did,and of course got fired, thing is she was the sole support of the family…I mean he was too busy raping his daughters. Really.

      The “ring leader” went up to OT 3 and was the most woman hating jerk in the world…but he cheated the IRS to make sure his “wifey” could pay for OT 8, after all she was his ticket to ride. She made him look legitimate and that’s all.
      Anyway, he turned into a “crack addict” …came out of the closet and divorced her and died on the same day as the other gung-ho character…odd huh?
      His OT 8 stepford wife is still alive and sells real estate, too bad her dreams never came true, she wanted to be in sea org, she had the halter-top and everything ready to go.
      All that training, FEBC …she really wanted to be an executive she always considered Scien. her profession, I always thought that was odd.

      Sorry if I’ve rambled on too long…but this is a subject that makes me go crazy.

      • abdaman

        Thank you for sharing. This has become more clear to me since the danny masterson stuff came out. Victim blaming is something a lot of misogynists engage in! I get your profile pic (LOL) (even though she is sort of a caricature of a “feminist” in the film)

      • “opinion leaders” sucks

      • dchoiceisalwaysrs

        It takes a lot of fortitude to view and discuss the horrible inhumanity of scientology’s proactive death wish. Crazy is not an place one could advise another to go, but in dealing with scientology it is certainly certainly a meme that is clear to see.

        Here, share a bottle of revulsion with me.

    • sizzle8

      Don’t forget Suzette.

    • dchoiceisalwaysrs

      And I will mention also the alienation and destruction of affection between Karen de la Carriere and her son, and then denying her the right to see him after he died (I hope I got that exactly correct).
      True malevolent narcissism.
      The odour of, David Miscavige and his team of OSA guided criminality protecting legal team of complicity in destruction and death of Lisa McPherson and Alexander Jentzsch (Karen’s son), is utterly outrageously repugnant and also a huge blight on the US DOJ record.
      I again give my condolences to all those who have suffered and are suffering and a great heart felt gratitude to all who help draw closer the day of reckoning for David Miscavige and his criminal cult

  • nottrue
    • Observer

      Those days are long gone

    • Supper Powers

      Jesus. Why is Sea Org spelling consistently so awful?!

      • Observer

        1. Study tech
        2. Exhaustion
        3. ESL

        • daisy

          ESL ?

          • English as a Second Language

          • Observer

            English is their second language

          • Mark Foster

            English as a second language.

          • English as a Second Language

            • Liberated

              Sarah Palin never had a first language.

            • FredEX2

              Yes she does, she speaks Alaskan.

        • Supper Powers

          Agreed.

          • flyonthewall

            maybe you should pick a different avi? I don’t much like this one

            • Supper Powers

              It makes me laugh. For so many reasons the first being, it’s disgusting. Why don’t you like my frock, fly??

            • flyonthewall

              very restimulating to me

      • JJ

        Beacause LRH didn’t get a chance to make his own dictionary. All LRH spellings are the correct spellings!

    • flyonthewall

      haha! We are the biggest baddest mofo’s on the planet. Here’s $50. LOL Ohh those stupid assholes

    • dungeon master

      I can think of lots of things more likely to make a sailor stagger. Scientology’s effect on the planet ‘meh’.

  • scottishinlondon

    “Cool medal.” “How dare you! You don’t have the fucking rank to talk about my medal.” What a complete and utter tool. And then he breaks up with her via Tommy Davis. Gutless balless wanker.

    • AntoniaW

      Alternative ideal girl response: “ooh, what’s that….ooh, it’s SO big, it’s lovely!!”

      • gtsix

        No one could ever say that to Tommy Cruise without laughing.

        Eta:spelling

  • Tracy Schmitz

    “miscavige has no involvement in cruise’s personal life” hmm, being made best man at 2 of his 3 failed marriages sure sounds like involvement in another’s personal life! (among other truths we know of course!) RIDICULOUS BEYOND definition…

    gee, i wonder why 3 marriages have gone astray?

    to all the celeb and cruise worshippers and lovers “still want to support this poor excuse of a man?”…

    kind of off topic, but i was watching the movie “the firm” last night on cable, (it’s a good movie, although you know who is the star) and i swear i couldn’t help but notice the BEYOND OBVIOUS comparisons to scientology and the possible surveillance, blackmailing, and so on of mitch mcdeere! i mean the action and dialogue could literally be changed from the mob/mafia to scientology!…and cruise then 1993 and 24 years later doesn’t get it? just like he never “got” the movie “the master” either?..

  • nottrue
    • flyonthewall

      is OTIII technically a course? She playing some cute word game here?

      • She never took a Major course, so she plays that out ever f*cking time!

        • flyonthewall

          really? How do you know her case level for sure?

          • AntoniaW

            Whatever her level, she’s perhaps one of the best advertisements against Scientology one could possibly have – her twitter feed is so contentious and so bile-filled that only a raving loonie would look at it and think “ah! Scientology! The spiritual path for me…” – Don’tcha think?

            • flyonthewall

              *shrug* sure why not

            • Harpoona Frittata

              So true, but still you have to give Gemma (or, “my juicy lil twit,” as hubby John playfully refers to her) some grudging credit there for continuing to face such a furious fusillade of entheta!

              Poor girl’s probably lost all of her auditing gains ten times over by now with so many SPs out there just waiting to pounce and shit all over her “beautiful religion”! You just know It’s gotta be tough when you’re constantly PTS to the internet and Twitter!

              So, when $cn awards time rolls around again, I’m going to do my best to see that she’s nominated for $cn Twit of the Year! With a little luck she could be going home with the Golden Xenu, in a year that’s already been filled with some pretty stiff competition!

          • she told me

            • flyonthewall

              o.O You gonna take her word for it? She’s not exactly credible

            • i know, but she is not going to lie about how ignorant she is

      • Princess Poopypants

        OT I, II and III are all courses (and solo auditing after you read the materials).
        OT IV, V are auditing only
        OT VI is a course only
        OT VII is auditing only
        OT VIII is both course and auditing (I think, I don’t know for sure)

        • WhiteCentauress

          Just want you to know that I’ve learned a lot from you. Thanks for taking the time to tell your stories and to explain things.

  • WhiteCentauress
    • OTVIIIisGrrr8!

      Smells like Teen CalMag

      • WhiteCentauress

        I wish I knew what that was.

    • mandymarie20

      They should just give up on this constant never-ending experiment and just buy him a Real Doll already

      • JJ

        Those things cost $2,000! Think haw many sea org lackeys are gonna have to go with out… I don’t know, what else can they go without now?

        • mandymarie20

          They could just get the Sea Org to make him one. It might be a nice change from digging ditches and detailing cars

  • AntoniaW
  • OTVIIIisGrrr8!

    None of you people seem to understand. There’s LRH, COB, and then Tom Cruise. And now Tom Cruise has just packed on 50 pounds (3.57 stone) to play the role of the Founder in SMP’s upcoming LRH biopic The Strange Thetan Who Wrote Bad Cheques and Conquered Earth!

    https://otviiisgrrr8.files.wordpress.com/2017/03/tc-lrh.png?w=500

    • Observer

      I’m trying to eat here!

      • flyonthewall

        you took my advice didn’t you?

        • Observer

          No.

          • flyonthewall

            *mutter* yeah you did

    • Harpoona Frittata

      LOOK, it’s Tomron…or, is it Rontom? Either way, with a bad actor like Tom playing a bad actor like Ron, hilarity is bound to ensue!

    • mandymarie20

      You know this is going to be framed and put on his mantel right? Talk about a dream come true.

  • Observer
    • flyonthewall

      i don’t know what a “Pinterest’ is and I don’t wanna know

      • Observer

        Coward.

        • flyonthewall

          I’m sorry, it’s just the way I was raised

      • Noesis

        Come on – take a peek.

        You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

        • flyonthewall

          you know, I look at it and it’s just a wall of words and images. Gives me a headache. I have enough reading material, I don’t need to learn a whole other social media platform just to consume even more info.

          • Noesis

            Fair (game) enough.

    • Noesis

      Wow.

      A virtual smorgasbord of lies, disinformation, misdirection, camouflage, disguises, flimflammery, blatant hypocrisy, fake news, false positioning, and just plain old ordinary nonsense.

      That page has it all – right out of Hubbard’s GO playbook – now applied to the web too.

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7692c1f3ed4a046b702ebc1c1733c0519ce12f859c1f0a66ef89b8864647f523.jpg

    • GrangerFX

      If it was not for their Ideal Org openings, I don’t think you would ever see more than a handful of Scientologists in one place. They have already started hiring wogs to staff orgs. Scientology: The hollow religion.

  • OTVIIIisGrrr8!
    • Observer

      gaaaaaaaaah

    • flyonthewall

      that must of been horrible for him. Poor guy

    • abdaman

      sorry gals, you ain’t got the right chromosomes!

  • J. Swift

    From L. Ron Hubbard’s Affirmations:

    “It doesn’t give me displeasure to hear of a virgin being raped. The lot of women is to be fornicated.”

    • AntoniaW

      Splendid chap, nice to know his time with Jack Parsons et al didn’t rub off too much.

      • J. Swift

        From L. Ron Hubbard’s Affirmations:

        Testosterone blends easily with your own hormones. Your glands already make plenty of needed testosterone and by adding to that store you make yourself very thrilling and sexy. Testosterone increases your sexual interest and activity. It makes erections easier and harder and makes your own joy more intense.

        Stilbesterol in 5 mg doses makes you thrill more to music and color and makes you kinder. You have no fear of what any woman may think of your bed conduct. You know you are a master. You know they will be thrilled. You can come many times without weariness. The act does not reduce your vitality or brain power at all. You can come several times and still write. Intercourse
        does not hurt your chest or make you sore. Your arms are strong and do not ache in the act.

        Your own pleasure is not dependent on the woman’s. You are interested only in your own sexual pleasure. If she gets any that is all right but not vital. Many women are not capable of pleasure in sex and anything adverse they say or do has no effect whatever upon your pleasure. Their bodies thrill you. If they repel you, it merely means they themselves are too frigid or prudish to be bothered with. They are unimportant in bed except as they thrill you.

        Your sexual power is magnificent and they know it. If they are afraid of it, that is their loss. You are not affected by it.

        You have no fear if they conceive. What if they do? You do not care. Pour it into them and let fate decide.

        The slipperier they are the more you enjoy it because it means their mucous is running madly with pleasure.

        There is nothing wrong in the sex act. Nothing any woman may say can change your opinion. You are a master. You are as sensitive and sexy as Pan. Lord help women when you begin to fondle them. You are master of their bodies, master of their souls as you may consciously wish.

        You have no karma to pay for these acts. You cannot now accumulate karma for you are a master adept.

        Your voice is low and compelling to them. Singing to them, for you sing like a master, destroys their will to resist.

        • OOkpik

          What a disgusting mess he was. If only the Scilon peons knew.

          • $cnMonkeyNut$

            They wouldn’t believe it, even if you had the handwritten sheets to show them… the kool-aid blinders are too all-encompassing (sadly).

        • Shivani33

          Hubbard, regardless of what he wrote, kept stabbing away at his own delusional autobiography, both of what he pretended to believe or pretended not to believe, an apocryphal text of repression, consistently just out of his own grasp. Whenever I read or listen to him, I’m witness to sloppy, grandoise, frantic, busy-minded desperation. He could be considered as pitiful, but for the harm and damage coming from him to everyone in his path. Contemptible seems like such an unkind word.

        • dungeon master

          Clean up on aisle 47! And would someone please get me something to wipe the bad taste out of my brain. Baby, got any mango margaritas left?

        • iampissed

          Can I get Dox on this? I’m not being disrespectful but I have read the affirmations ( or what
          I thought they were) ya and in the form that I have read they are pure slime. This takes
          It to a whole different level.

          • WhiteCentauress

            They’re all listed on a site. I thought I’d bookmarked it, but can’t find it. You can download them in a PDF file, called “Admissions”. I think Jeffrey has the link. They’re very, very sick, though.

        • abdaman

          What in the world was he taking Stilbesterol for? That is basically estrogen (iirc?) No wonder he had ED! I seriously think a large portion of his pathology and neurosis was over his ED. I remember reading that once someone from the church basically brought LRH a woman to rape and he couldn’t get it up. I don’t want to go into details but he accomplished the atrocity even with a limp member. Men are so insecure over their reproductive organs being perceived as dominant, virile, and capable; and to have someone as profoundly insecure as LRH with an erectile dysfunction problem (+ his mental health problems) was basically a time bomb waiting to explode craziness imo. Can you imagine being so insecure that you would even think, let alone actually write, that trash in the affirmations? I’m going to try to find & post the link to that story I read…

          FOUND: *content warning* https://www.religio.de/books/wakefield/us-02.html

          “According to some of the messengers, Hubbard did not have sex with them. One of the messengers stated, “I think he got his thrills by just having us around.” (41)

          One reason for this is that Hubbard was reportedly impotent. “It is documented that Hubbard used huge amounts of testosterone, stilbestrol (a female sex hormone). Taking the sex hormones were his solution to an impotence problem.” (42)

          One woman with whom Hubbard did have a sexual encounter described a very strange experience. She was taken to a room in one of the Sea Org buildings in Los Angeles, and describes a man who fits the description of Hubbard:

          Sitting on one of the chairs … was a heavy set older man. He had reddish grey hair, slightly long in the back. He was wearing a white shirt, black pants, black tie, and black shoes, highly polished….He didn’t say a word and slowly got up, motioned me to follow him into the next room. I found myself in a lavish bedroom….Without a word he suddenly began to undress me. I was repelled by him. I did not want to sleep with him. Yet, I felt really chilled and cold to the bone at that moment. I acutely sensed real fear and danger in the room. In an instant I realized the calculated power coming from this person. If I resisted I knew that my punishment would be extreme. His eyes were so blank, no emotion, no interaction, nothing was there. I made the decision not to resist no matter what happened. I realized it would be a bad mistake for me to do so. He seemed to be completely divorced from reality. He was so strange that I realized that if I provoked him he could be extremely dangerous. I let him undress me without resisting. I was totally unprepared for what happened next. He lay on top of me.
          As far as I can tell he had no erection. However, using his hand in some way he managed to get his penis inside me. Then for the next hour he did absolutely nothing at all. I mean nothing! After the first twenty-five minutes I became about as frightened as I have ever been in my life. I felt as if in some perverse way he was telling me that he hated me as a female. I then began to feel that my mind was being ripped away from me by force. That was the worst of it all. I really felt he coveted an aspect of my personality and he wanted it. This was weird, total control on a level I could not fathom at the time. I had no idea what was happening. After half an hour I really thought I was going crazy. I couldn’t move my body from underneath him, and I could feel he still had no erection. He wouldn’t look at me, but instead kept his head averted to the side and just gazed into space. I had to discipline myself to keep from screaming because I felt I was having a nervous breakdown. Then I got the terrible thought that he was dead. He was hardly breathing. Then I thought he would kill me too. My thoughts became very morbid. After an hour he got up and walked out. I just lay there for ten minutes. Then mechanically I got dressed. Instantly after that I began crying hysterically. I cried and cried and cried…. I didn’t say a word to anyone. (43)”

          – from Understanding Scientology, by Margery Wakefield

        • WhiteCentauress

          What a total slime ball. He was SO FULL OF IT!!!!

      • Noesis

        It has ocurred to me more than once that Jack Parson’s loud exit from Teegeeack had some of the mysterious appearances of a well orchestrated Fair Game caper.

      • grundoon

        Hubbard wrote these at around the time he was insinuating himself into Parsons’ occult circle.

    • PRenaud

      Thanks. It’s on my Twitter.

    • dungeon master

      Hmm. I guess that implies the lot of men is to fornicate. Big surprise there, Ron! I’m pretty sure very few women talked to Ron’s manboobs, or were the least inclined to fornicate him. ‘Course then he’d probably be grateful if the lot of men is to be fornicated. In fact, I’m thinking there was an affirmation to the effect of ‘all women want to fornicate you’. Maybe that’s not quite the way he put it, but I’m reasonably sure he wished it was so.

    • iampissed

      I’m up voting….but I’m majorly nauseous.
      ETA: And WTF is up with the grammar, pinks and blues my guess.
      Is it me or did I luckily miss the whole guys are creeps thing. I figured out
      in high school that IF you keep your mouth shut you might have a chance.
      To this day I prefer to work with females, my doctor is female I’m just more
      comfortable around females……now I know why.

    • JJ

      And that’s all you need to know…

      Such profound insight from a mind that has spanned the galaxy and seen the face of GOD…. Pussy Mine! Very original…

    • Kari Harris

      It doesn’t give me displeasure to hear of a misogynistic moron being ridiculed for his fake religion. The lot of idiots is for their idiocy to be revealed to the general populous, be ridiculed, and forgotten about.
      Mr. L Wrong hub-TARD, oh how I wish I could have debated you in person, for it would not be me getting raped verbally on stage.

  • Tracy Schmitz

    so i’m wondering will tc to promote “the dummy” i mean “the mummy” be hitting the late night kiss his ass as much as scientology does tak show circuit soon? i can’t imagine him going on late night with colbert! or conan! so i’m guessing another sickening smoochfest with fallon, kimmel and corden? gosh knows he won’t sit for a REAL interview with ANYONE because he hasn’t in YEARS!..one time, i wish someone in the audience would yell out and protest him LIVE!

    • JJ

      He doesn’t sit for any interviews. I am not sure is he can sit still? ADHD? I mean if he isn’t adjusting his pants he is standing up and re-positioning himself further from the host. IS he afraid someone is gonna ask him about his personal relationship with Xenu or what? They got bills to pay too, they know what they’re supposed to do…

    • mandymarie20
  • Lousy Ratatouille

    There’s bound to be a few suckers that had to buy the Joy Villa booklets and give them to their loved ones, collegeas and neighbours (who already received them many times) and who paid much more for them than for the regular Way to Happiness Booklets.
    My guess is that it’s a great money scheme for both Joy Villa and the wicket cult.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_awAH-JJx1k
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3War_USPenY

  • sizzle8
    • Ha ha… good one

    • iampissed

      That is good…Thanks.

    • WhiteCentauress

      Awwwww…..

  • Baby

    [redacted]

    I would like to buy a vowel Pat.

  • daisy

    How anybody could conclude that Jv knows anything about common sense after looking at the cover of her book is beyond me. She is the exception that proves the rule that you can*t judge a book by it*s cover.

    • Liberated

      Yeah…but she shows those Pearly Whites…constantly!!
      She’s really really really happy !

    • Bavarian Rage

      Looks like she and Kelly Ann Conway share the same designer.

  • Baby

    Fabulous job with Aaron Obs.. hahahha .. so cute.

  • Noesis

    It appears that one can still order Way To Happiness “bundles” of 12 booklets for $18.00. Not sure what the cost is for a custom cover.

    BTW – if one buys a crapload of Joy Villa customized Way To Happiness booklets and hands them out – does that mean the crime rate around her will go down?

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d2cdcb0edd558e3019ab4d5303b4f6b20bd7a216c660e5d7cdb1e13d8109f8f3.png

  • WhiteCentauress
    • WhiteCentauress
      • WhiteCentauress
      • JJ

        Symptoms of Borderline Personality Disorder

        Borderline personality disorder symptoms vary from person to person and women are more likely to have this disorder than men. Common symptoms of the disorder include the following:

        Having an unstable or dysfunctional self-image or a distorted sense of self (how one feels about one’s self)

        Feelings of isolation, boredom and emptiness

        Difficulty feeling empathy for others

        A history of unstable relationships that can change drastically from intense love and idealization to intense hate

        A persistent fear of abandonment and rejection, including extreme emotional reactions to real and even perceived abandonment

        Intense, highly changeable moods that can last for several days or for just a few hours

        Strong feelings of anxiety, worry and depression

        Impulsive, risky, self-destructive and dangerous behaviors, including reckless driving, dangerous stunts on film sets, drug or alcohol abuse and having unsafe sex

        Hostility

        Unstable career plans, goals and aspirations

    • iampissed

      Reminds me of the first time I smoked pot at 22yo. It was truly a fuck this moment.

  • Douglas D. Douglas

    That vanity-cover WTH booklet is very efficient! Ignoring it allows me to avoid Trump, Joy Villa and Scientology all at once!

  • nottrue

    … Red Carpet Time for Joy…Can she beat Lady Gaga..Due to security reasons location has not been revealed . . https://www.themagaawards.com/ .. . https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/301a8e8f27e715aecc4fc4201e134b5f8bc41c2864217becce6face1468f9ba7.jpg

  • Lena

    It seems that Cruise’s issues with temper were before Scientology according to his former manager http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2170237/Tom-Cruise-Posing-G-string-temper-like-fury.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

    • JJ

      So he went from an angry young man to angry middle aged man terrified of losing his looks and his career, where he has thrown all his energy and value as a human being, with brief aside into hokey religions that promise not salvation but superiority and relationships that promise love and adoration and bring complex emotions and public embarrassment when they go wrong. Why should we expect him to be anything else. From the beginning he had and the hang ups it left him with compounded by the way he has chosen to deal with (handle/suppress) the pain he is in, Duh, ya get Tom Cruise, self centered, insecure, confused, shallow, touchy, histrionic and showy. Could be worse. I mean he is rich, good looking, travels the world doing what he loves and gets paid for it. We can either buy food, or buy a new dryer… so we will be stringing a clothes line across the back yard. Eh. Maybe I’d trade, only half the people think he’s a dick, everyone else thinks he is the height of cool…while it lasts… Then what? He still ain’t drying his knickers on the line.

      • PerpetualOutflow

        No, but you have your integrity, intelligence, and compassion and he has sold his to a fake religion.

        • JJ

          But could he get them back? He isn’t dead anything could happen, what if he ever really found out the degree to which he has been manipulated by the church and DM? Wonder if he’d let that in or just say that it was entheta?

      • Yeah, but sun-dried smells soooooo good.

  • WhiteCentauress
    • TonyOrtega

      That’s not Miscavige, btw. Just some random Disney exec the press misidentified.

      • WhiteCentauress

        Oops…it looks just like him…same goofy grin.

      • iampissed

        That would still be yuk.

  • RedShoeLady

    ……so Naz was not at the proper “pay grade” to COMPLIMENT TC???? WTH?

    • Chee Chalker

      Apparently she said ‘well done’ instead of ‘very well done’
      Or some such nonsense.

      Shows you how far gone Tom Cruise’s mind is……to be so concerned with absolute nonsense.

      • JJ

        Wasn’t it something like she didn’t have the rank to compliment him as he was “above her”?

        • salin

          One more indicator that Co$ isn’t like the real world: a genuine compliment, can be taken as an offense – which can has consequences to the person giving the compliment.

          • JJ

            I know, seriously pathetic. How dare you compliment me, that is like an insult!

            • salin

              iow: You are so beneath me, that your compliment is offensive because you have no rank to say something nice to me!

              Insane.

            • JJ

              Uber sick! To be complimented by someone you don’t value. yep the I take offense at thee, how dare you… I am a supreme being! Dude, comes the day when no one gives a rats fart what you do or who you are a nice word or a compliment may mean a lot more to you…

        • Formally in Scientology, or at least in the Sea Org, “Very well done” is said only by a Senior to a Junior. By saying “Very well done” to Tom, Nazanin was perceived as saying Tom was her junior.

          I recall saying “Very well done” in Scientology early on and having it excused on the ground that I was too ignorant to know better. Apparently, Nazanin was not afforded the same “courtesy.”

      • WhiteCentauress

        She had a very lucky escape. I can’t help but rejoice for her.

        • JJ

          http://radaronline.com/celebrity-news/tom-cruise-scientology-girlfriend-nazanin-boniadi-fbi/

          Welcome to Borderline Personality. I speak from experience here. And I don’t think anything LRH has to offer was going to help. If anything the built in arrogance, black and white thinking, self absorption and shallow emotions are probably counter productive to dealing with this illness. Throw in the what ever happens to you is your fault line of thought and you get unchecked rage and excuses for bed behavior.

          • Lived with a borderline for 12 years. My deepest sympathies that you’ve had any experience with that whatsoever. Hubbard. Miscavige. Trump. We’re soaking in it.

  • WhiteCentauress
    • JJ

      Winner winner chicken dinner!

      • Baby

        Howdy used to say that JJ..

        I miss Howdy. sigh..

        • stillgrace2

          Me, too, Baby … and SPF, too.

          • Ruby

            Me 3. I miss his keen eye in spotting those that may be trying to deceive us.
            And SPF, well, she was just …SPF.

            • WhiteCentauress

              Then I wish Howdy was here, too.

          • Baby

            Yes.. SPF too.. and Flying High who went to HC last year and was so nice..

    • WhiteCentauress
      • Baby

        I so need this necklace.

        • WhiteCentauress

          LOL…you have a good brain (and not in the Trump way), or you wouldn’t be here at the Bunker. It’s an intellectual challenge. I loved your frog story.

          • Baby

            Frog story.. I keep rubbing the back of my head.. ugh.. thanks WhoDo

    • GrangerFX

      If you are feeling ambitious, change the front to “Make America Hate Again”. I could not find it when I checked Google Images.

      • WhiteCentauress

        I so don’t want to get involved with the Trump crazies. Shoooping Scientology is all I can handle. (But that would be a very good idea for a booklet from that group, though.)

        • GrangerFX

          Ya I meant for the booklet. You are right to avoid getting caught up in that other mess.

  • flyonthewall

    So Naz spoke to the FBI about being trafficked and abused and they did jack squat. When I think about it like that, I don’t blame her for not going public.

  • Baby

    True Campfire story..

    I watched Family Feud today… There was a question asked ” What doesn’t Miss Piggy like Kermit to do in bed..?”

    One of the answers was..” Pee.. cause when you squeeze a frog it pees.”

    I thought..OK #1 Gross and #2 I did NOT know that..
    ………………

    9:15 PM sitting on deck with doggies on Chaise lounge relaxing. I wanted Mac to see how cute the dogs looked so I called for him to look. He came out and we were gabbing and then..

    He saw a big ..REALLY big frog on the screen and he picked it off and attempted to fling it in the Palm Tree 2 feet away.. OK.. So during his PICK UP the Frog landed on my head.. I screamed and I felt the back of my head and it was soaking wet with FUCKIN PEE…

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.. and that was 25 min. ago and Mac is Still Laughing.. I can NOT believe that a Big frog could PEE that much. And that I had only heard about it today.. ugh.

    • JJ

      full moon….

      • Baby

        JJ with me? Every night is a full moon..sigh

        • JJ

          I am still looking up beneficial propertied of frog pee…. not found any yet, but one says a frog can pee out things they don’t want in them, including solid objects?

          • Baby

            JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ that is just grosse.. ewwwwww

    • Vaquera

      Only you, Baby. Only you.

      • Baby

        I KNOW.. LIFE IS NOT FAIR. I just went out to get a diet coke.. Mac took one look at me a burst out laughing.. I really wish I had it on tape..

        Me screaming.. dogs flying off the chaise lounge and Mac laughing..

        • Vaquera

          Hey, maybe frog pee is a cure for Cipro side-effects? You never know!

          • Baby

            I should put some on my wrist tendons.. Good point Texas.. I’ll pass..

    • iampissed

      I hear it’s better then rogaine

      • Baby

        I hope I don’t get Warts on my head..ewwww pissed.

    • salin

      Sending you hugs – to counter the reaction of Macs laughter.

      Does remind me of a trip to Florida when I was a college freshman. Tanning at a pool, the person next to me suddenly had a sea gull relieve itself on her stomach. She was horrified, the rest of us laughed for hours.

      Older and wiser – I react to your EWWWWWWWW! Sending you hugs – and I hope you know that even if I don’t type it – every time we cross paths – I send you hugs. It’s a given.

      • Baby

        It is funny.. I will be the first to admit.. I washed my hair this morning.. and don’t feel like washing it again.. sigh..

        So I will let the pee dry and put me head against Mac’s face tonight when I sleep. That will make us even.

        • salin

          Sweet forms of getting even!

          xoxo

          • Baby

            I am always thinking Texas.. Always one step ahead of him..

        • FredEX2

          Haha Baby! You need a hug…come here so I can squeeze you…oh, ummm wait. That’s ok, I’ll just blow you a kiss 😘

          • Baby

            hahahhahahhahahahahah …😘 Freddie!

    • Robert Eckert
      • Baby

        hahhaha Good Lord.

      • FredEX2

        Robert, not to take the fun out of it and all…but evidently it was a parody Twitter profile…not really Comey and has since been suspended. Several more have since cropped up. But none are the real James Comey. He’s not on Twitter.

        • Noesis

          It’s still funny.

        • Robert Eckert

          I knew it was a parody– although it sure does get hard to tell lately.

    • stillgrace2

      So funny! But not really. Please forgive me … I think you may have pulled that one in.
      Love you and your art, Baby.

      • JJ

        Maybe the frog pulled that one in? Maybe he was out frog ethics?

      • Baby

        It is funny.. At first I thought a Bird shit on my head Grace.. hahhahahah

        Thanks honey..

        • JJ

          If I had to choose I’d take the frog piss seriously!

          • Baby

            ha. I would have washed off the shit though..

    • daisy

      hee hee hee, I will stlll being giggling tomorrow

      • Baby

        Et Tu Brutus ?

    • Ruby

      Miss Piggy was trying to warn you!

      • Baby

        Yes she was Rube.. and I didn’t listen.. sigh..

    • Mymy88

      lol synchronicity but I agree it was ewwwww.

      • Baby

        Hi 88 ,, YES! Ewwwww

    • Pezza

      Sounds like it’s a good night for fried frogs legs.

      • Baby

        On PIZZA !!!!!!!! Hey ( P ) glad you showed up darlin.. xooxxo

        • Pezza

          Glad to see you back on the bunker ❤️

          • Baby

            ” I’ve always relied on the Kindness of strangers ” Pezza..

            Cause people who know me.. MEH ..not so much..hahhahaha ❤️

  • Todd Tomorrow
    • JJ

      Well yes…. Kiss your $14.00 good bye.

    • WhiteCentauress

      I love honest trailers!!!!

  • WhiteCentauress

    Thought it was important after seeing those “Affirmations” to let other people know this. It’s obvious he thought he was God’s Gift to Women, but looking at him for an hour was painful for me. I have a sensitive gag reflex.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/19153a387d2478610468021c70ca1835101cbded86f3492fe5738da40f4ccaa8.jpg

    • Shivani33

      Florid, in every sense of the word. And those moobs!

    • Shivani33

      Florid, in every sense of the word. And those moobs!

      • WhiteCentauress

        That part is a real man dressed as a Koolaid pitcher. I just added the Hubbard-head. I thought that it was probably about right for his body, though.

        • Shivani33

          Tonight is the full (Scorpio) moon. What better eve to be ribald? Thanks to your shoop, I’m out on the patio picturing the pleasure of Groucho Marx on “You Bet Your Life” with Hubbard as his contestant. Frogs are pissing and screaming with delight in the background. Life is grand!

          • WhiteCentauress

            Love the picture you just painted. Won’t mention Scientology and ruin it.

          • Baby

            Frogs are pissing in the background.. but it was I who was screaming Shivani.. are you my neighbor?

        • mandymarie20

          Love your Shoop, but I have to correct you on one thing. Kool Aid Man is sooooo much hotter than Hubbard

          https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8d318afa6fa7af6395fa71012c930501730fbe3aa08d6d8c2ecff003669358be.jpg

          • daisy

            The boil on my ass is hotter than Hubbard. Not a high bar.

            • mandymarie20

              The spot on the boil on your ass is hotter than Hubbard

            • WhiteCentauress

              Daisy, I’m sorry about the boil, but it’s so funny when you share.

          • WhiteCentauress

            I can see Tom Cruise’s head on that one. Maybe in front of a mirror flexing his muscles….

            • mandymarie20

              With COB in the background, seeing to his every need …

            • WhiteCentauress

              Hurling now….

    • GrangerFX

      I went looking for the remix version of Berlin’s “Sex” track with only the male lyrics. KROQ in Los Angeles played it only one time. It put an entirely different spin on it. He basically says “I’m a man” over and over again until the end when he sings “and God made woman especially for me”. Kind of reminds me of Hubbard’s affirmations. Sadly I was not able to find it on the entire internet.

      • WhiteCentauress

        Sad Life, sadder “Legacy”, sad that he was born.

    • EmmaDaoust

      Reading the Affirmations it’s clear that he is only trying to prove to himself that he is sexy and powerful. He was having trouble with impotence, and of course, reviling women as he did, he would have had even more trouble performing. I would also guess he might have been mocked by some women.

      • WhiteCentauress

        I bet you’re right.

        • EmmaDaoust

          I don’t think that anything he did was out of a sense of confidence or power, but out of a deep sense of self-loathing, insecurity, repression, sexual confusion and shame, et al ad nauseum. Like any sad case of Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

    • WhiteCentauress
  • Shivani33

    The photo of Cruise with his medal shows him using the same splayed finger pose as Miscavige uses. What does it convey? Does Cruise need an exorcism? Hahaha.

    • daisy

      I think it must be a thing , I have seen Jenna E. use the same pose.

      • WhiteCentauress

        It must be a Scientology thing.

        • EmmaDaoust

          45 does it too.

        • Shivani33

          But Travolta’s fingers are curved as if he’s playing an organ. Now why would that be?

          • mandymarie20

            Must be all his practice cleaning the pipes

          • WhiteCentauress

            Rigor Mortis?

            • Shivani33

              Homo erectus?

            • WhiteCentauress

              LOL…for real. My dog gave me a look…

          • abdaman

            Because his fingers, like him himself, can’t stand to be straight? hyuck hyuck

        • Kari Harris

          I hear he’s talented on the skin flute too! But those performances are for COB. YSCODM Mr. Travolta

        • mandymarie20

          I’m not so sure it is just a Scientology thing, In the public speaking course I took in college, this was one of the poses described as portraying power and authority. Perhaps this is one of the benefits of the much lauded “actually useful” Scientology communications courses.

          • daisy

            I am pretty sure I read that somewhere . Same thing as the laser eyes when talking to someone. TC is big on that one.

          • WhiteCentauress

            It just looks dumb to me, especially seeing every one of them do it. You’re probably right about that.

        • Shivani33

          “Adele Dazeem, do you know where I can find the Porta potties?”

    • abdaman
      • Shivani33

        He looks frightfully unhappy. He even looks like the cover boy for the Depressive Misery magazine. As seen on tv. Po’ guy jonesing for better inurement. Half naked, unsacred motorcycle inurement.

      • mandymarie20

        Yikes! The bulging thetans trying to escape looks extremely painful.

  • WhiteCentauress
  • Baby
    • Shivani33

      I want Oliver Sturm to get cracking and make this into a double service Pray-O-Mat Porta Potty.

    • Robert Eckert

      But it doesn’t point to Mecca so the Muslims can’t pray there

  • John Prince

    Like I told Mish, Now would be a good time to take a swipe at tom crooz but. .he’s just not that important to me, You know? he’s like Stale bread, right? and if the second-biggest being is moldy bread, what does that make a parasite like joy villain?

  • Peter

    Nazanin Boniadi (English /ˈnɑːzəniːn ˈboʊnjɑːˌdiː/ Persian: نازنین بنیادی‎‎, IPA: [nɑzæˈniːn ɛ bonjɑˈdiː]; born 22 May 1980) is an Iranian born British-American actress.

    Boniadi is fluent in English and Persian. In the mid 2000s, she was a dedicated Scientologist. Her mother had also been a Scientologist. In 2005, she was commended for setting a record in selling scientology books. In 2004, she had a brief relationship with actor Tom Cruise. According to claims of the documentary Going Clear, her acquaintance with Cruise was not accidental and the Church of Scientology prepared and planted her for this role. The church also vetted her along with dozens of other women as a potential wife for Cruise, but she was not selected.

    Boniadi later left the Church of Scientology and now calls herself a “non-practising Muslim”.
    Boniadi is a spokeswoman for Amnesty International USA (AIUSA), with a focus on the unjust conviction and treatment of Iranian youth, women and prisoners of conscience. She has her own official blog page on the Amnesty International USA website and has written op-eds for media outlets such as CNN and The Huffington Post.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazanin_Boniadi

    Well, she’s now experienced. 🙂