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Scientology’s 2017 Super Bowl ad, ‘Your Full Potential,’ is another mystery sandwich

For the fifth year in a row, Scientology is airing a slick new ad during the Super Bowl. As in past years, the ad airs during local time slots and only in certain cities. While the national ads aired during the game are costing about $5 million for a thirty-second spot, Scientology’s strategy ends up costing about $1 million, experts have told us.

We’ll be watching reactions on Twitter and in our comments to get some idea as to which cities Scientology leader David Miscavige chose to see the ad. A couple of years ago, he announced that cities that had opened “Ideal Orgs” would get the ads, but last year we didn’t see any particular pattern to which cities were chosen.

As for the ad itself, it follows Scientology’s usual “mystery sandwich” style, making only vague statements to create a mood without saying anything about how Scientology actually works.

This year’s felt like a rehash of images from its older ads with some new narration. In other words, it seemed pretty weak.



Here’s the 1-minute version…


Here’s the narration for the longer 1-minute version…

There are words to describe every step we take
Every moment
Every memory
Every landmark
And milestone
Words for the joy

And the sorrow
The victories
And the triumphs
The defeat that pushes us into the shadows
And the inspiration that brings us back
But through all of life’s journey
There’s no language adequate to describe
The ultimate heights you can attain…
Your full potential

And Scientology has already begun putting together memes based on it…



We’re curious to see how the ad fares this year in the wake of Leah Remini’s A&E series, Scientology and the Aftermath. We’re watching Twitter for the best reactions.

[Actual advertising executive.]



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Scientology disconnection, a reminder

Bernie Headley has not seen his daughter Stephanie in 4,654 days.
Claudio and Renata Lugli have not seen their son Flavio in 2,251 days.
Sara Goldberg has not seen her daughter Ashley in 1,290 days.
Lori Hodgson has not seen her son Jeremy in 1,003 days.
Joe Reaiche has not seen his daughter Alanna Masterson in 4,588 days
Derek Bloch has not seen his father Darren in 1,758 days.
Cindy Plahuta has not seen her daughter Kara in 2,078 days.
Claire Headley has not seen her mother Gen in 2,053 days.
Ramana Dienes-Browning has not seen her mother Jancis in 409 days.
Mike Rinder has not seen his son Benjamin in 4,711 days.
Brian Sheen has not seen his daughter Spring in 818 days.
Skip Young has not seen his daughters Megan and Alexis for 1,220 days.
Mary Kahn has not seen her son Sammy in 1,093 days.
Phil and Willie Jones have not seen their son Mike in 1,179 days.
Mary Jane Sterne has not seen her daughter Samantha in 1,423 days..
Kate Bornstein has not seen her daughter Jessica in 12,532 days.


3D-UnbreakablePosted by Tony Ortega on February 5, 2017 at 07:00

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Learn about Scientology with our numerous series with experts…

BLOGGING DIANETICS: We read Scientology’s founding text cover to cover with the help of L.A. attorney and former church member Vance Woodward
UP THE BRIDGE: Claire Headley and Bruce Hines train us as Scientologists
GETTING OUR ETHICS IN: Jefferson Hawkins explains Scientology’s system of justice
SCIENTOLOGY MYTHBUSTING: Historian Jon Atack discusses key Scientology concepts

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