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Glam for Xenu: When Scientology celebrities ruled the world

[Kelly Preston, Hubbardite]

We want to thank Karen de la Carriere for digging out of her huge collection some pure, unadulterated apex-Scientology nostalgia for us all to […]

In Touch sold out to Enquirer’s parent, so now it starts up with the Tom-foolery

Last year, German publishing giant Bauer sold In Touch magazine to American Media Inc., the company that owns the National Enquirer. […]

Scientology not only wants Danny Masterson rape lawsuit quashed, it wants sanctions

[Team Miscavige: Riffer, Forman, Hinks]

Yesterday we told you that when we learned Scientology leader David Miscavige notified the Los Angeles Superior Court that he had been improperly served a lawsuit regarding rape allegations against Scientologist actor Danny Masterson, we took a stab at what we thought might be the argument his attorneys would be […]

DAVID MISCAVIGE, YOU HAVE BEEN SERVED

Just checked the court file in the lawsuits brought by Valerie Haney and Chrissie Bixler, et al. (the lawsuit against Danny Masterson), and what do they both […]

For you doubters, here’s proof of Scientology miracles that demonstrate the power of ‘OT’!

It’s that time again, campers! And we like how much we introduced this idea last time, here it is […]

Scientology’s expensive crew of former journalists hasn’t put out a magazine in a year

Remember ‘Freedom’ […]

The new ‘Freewinds’: Founder L. Ron Hubbard says Scientology is ‘supermagic’!

We want to thank the tipster who sent along the new issue of ‘Freewinds’ magazine, which tries to convince Scientologists to come to the church’s floating cathedral and private cruise […]

Hey, slacker, come on back to Scientology — things are peachy now!

[Working for Scientology is so much fun now!]

On Saturday, we posted a strange, one-line letter that a Church of Scientology subsidiary sent to Sylvia DeWall. The letter was creepy, but it was difficult to tell whether it was an intimidation attempt or a hapless recruitment […]

Scientology failed to destroy Sylvia DeWall, but its latest letter to her is simply bizarre

[Sylvia and Tim DeWall]

We hope you remember the stunning tale of Sylvia DeWall’s exit from Scientology, a story we’ve told a couple of times. “Declared” — excommunicated — because she dared to watch Leah Remini and Lawrence Wright on television, her expulsion was caught on an audio recording, which we think is one of the […]

Measles-free, Scientology’s cruise ship holds its annual ‘Maiden Voyage’ celebration

Sure, go ahead and laugh, you doubters. It’s true that in May Scientology’s cruise ship the Freewinds was a world-wide laughingstock when it was quarantined for a measles case and overnight became the symbol of our dumb era of anti-vaxx panic. And subsequently (and perhaps because of it?) the annual June “Maiden Voyage” week celebrating […]

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