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Two years after Scientology rehabbed an Australian acoustics lab, the silence is deafening

Two years ago today, Australian television journalist Bryan Seymour was on the scene to cover Scientology’s grand opening of an “Advanced Org” in a suburb of Sydney. To mark the anniversary, we asked Bryan to update us on how this major facility is faring.

The silence is eerie at the National Acoustics Laboratory in Chatswood.

At one time it was a bustling hub for engineers, scientists, and researchers working on Hearing Science, Audiology, Behavioural Science, Communication Science and Digital Processing. They made breakthroughs and exported their technology and products around the world.

Then Scientology bought and renovated the property. In 2016 they held a gala event to open their Australasian HQ. Australia’s first Ideal “Advanced Org” was, promised leader David Miscavige, “destined to be a beacon of freedom for the Asia Pacific region.”


The early indicators, however, were not great. Organisers could manage only a paltry crowd of less than 1,500. And in the absence of any prominent speakers, a cavalcade of randoms got up to speak.



Among them was former Auburn Mayor Le Lam – who is better known in Australia for her political links to former fellow councillor Salim Mehajer.

Others who spoke at the event included Muslim cleric Amin Hady, whom Scientology touted as a “former religious adviser to the Australian Prime Minister,” but who in reality belonged to an advisory committee which advocated on behalf of the community.

I was sending live updates to the Underground Bunker on the day of the grand opening, as well as my televised report of the event.

With such an inauspicious beginning it is perhaps not surprising that things have not surged as promised on that first, glorious day.

The sprawling 145,000 square foot complex appears to be mostly empty.

After paying more than $57 million to buy and renovate the property, Scientology planned to ferry 275 Scientologists in by bus every day. These were presumably existing attendees at the previous facility at Dundas.

They also announced they would launch a recruitment drive to attract North Sydney residents battling drug addiction and depression. No such recruitment drive seems to have occurred. The fact that Scientology does not have a license to provide drug treatment and mental services at the complex may have dissuaded those in need from joining up.

One neighbor I spoke with this week, (who requested they not be named), told me several days a week — mainly Fridays and Saturdays — they see about 100 people using the nearby park and playground.

“I don’t see too many positive things there because I don’t feel like they contribute anything to the community,” the neighbor told me. “I don’t think anything they do has a positive impact.”

After months of complaints from neighbours, Scientology has finally turned off bright floodlights illuminating the area late at night. They have also reduced the use of loudspeakers at the property.

Otherwise, the regional HQ for the “world’s fastest growing religion” continues to operate in relative anonymity.

“They had a security person come to my house after a council survey to get my feedback,” The neighbor said.

“If Scientology were to close tomorrow I definitely won’t miss them, that’s for sure.”

It would still be quiet, but at least the National Acoustics Lab was contributing to society.

— Bryan Seymour


Freewinds arriving in Cartagena this morning

According to, the Freewinds, Scientology’s private cruise ship, is arriving in Cartagena, Colombia today — its first trip there after a scandal broke out about Scientology’s influence on Colombia’s military and national police.

Our man in Bogotá has alerted his contacts in the local media. We can hardly wait to see what sort of welcome the Scientologists receive in a country where the press is still feeding on the scandal.


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Scientology disconnection, a reminder

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3D-UnbreakablePosted by Tony Ortega on September 4, 2018 at 07:00

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