We want to thank the tipster who sent to us a new pamphlet put out by Scientology in Italy which has finally convinced us that David Miscavige’s troops are truly going to clear the planet.
Published by Scientology’s European headquarters — the Advanced Organization Saint Hill (AOSH) located in Copenhagen — the pamphlet features 20 Italian Scientologists who level with you about why Hubbardism is going to conquer Earth.
Give it up, folks. It’s over. With these “Operating Thetans” attesting to their hard-won superpowers, all the critics and television series and journalistic exposes are for naught.
Hubbard wins. Every time.
(Yes, these are the actual captions from the pamphlet, translated with help by our tipster in Italy.)
“On the Solo levels, I sorted out distant areas of my life simply using consideration.” — VINCENZO TIRELLA
“What I experienced on this level is incredible, every session restored powers which I had blurred out and now I have got back my beingness.” — ALESSANDRO BILLECI
“I feel an overall calmness that I have never felt before, I can be more myself, more who I want to be.” — MARCO FORNARI
“I have the feeling that nothing can stop me any more, my ability to confront has gone up enormously. Now, neither the past nor the future worry or frighten me any more.” — CARLA DUCCI
“I have seen my life change. Day after day my responsibility, my ability to control and my causativeness level have gone up.” — ROSELLA FRANZETTI
“This level really made me understand the power that we have as a Thetan! I have had so many successes during this journey, my space is full of ARC!” — ANTONELLA BIANCHI
“This level was truly wonderful, I don’t have the words to describe it. Now I understand how vital it is that everyone goes up the Bridge and does the OT levels.” — NOEMI ANDRETTA
“OT II changed my life. I am a new person, the person that I always wanted to be, MYSELF.” — GIULIA VENTURA
“I can feel a calmness in my universe that I have never felt before… I am really happy.” — FIORELLA CERCHIARA
“Now I am me, only myself — self determined and free from defeat. I feel I am in communication with every being.” — FRANCESCO VENTURA
“Now I know, now I understand, now I am. I can truly live and love others as I love myself.” — HANY SAYEDHOM
“I rediscovered who I am with an absolute certainty in my power and in my causativeness.” — FRANCESCO DA ROS
“Everything in life is going well, and when something doesn’t go well, you figure it out with some Theta. This is the magic of OT.” — SIMONE FALCINI
“Now my life has completely changed, a new start. My desire to create has grown and my self determinism is at 100 percent.” — MENDY CECCONELLO
“On this level the secrets of who I am and the infinite power I possess have been revealed.” — ANDREA MANTEGNA
“The awareness that you reach, the level of responsibility and the love towards everyone and everything that is around you… This is a life that you can live.” — ROSANNA CREPALDI
“Every day I operate as an OT with a satisfaction that I have never experienced before.” — PAOLA CAPOCCHI
“I have never felt so powerful, strong and…so OT.” — DORA D’AVANZO
“OT III was the gift that I didn’t expect. My life and my dynamics seemed completely changed in about 5 minutes.” — DONATELLA ERROI
“Now I really feel I am able to confront my whole track.” — MONIA COLNAGO
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Posted by Tony Ortega on August 24, 2018 at 07:00
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