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Scientology spilling the secrets of the universe on an LA street!

 
What a rare treat we have for you today, thanks to an alert tipster who snapped these photos in Los Angeles recently near the “Big Blue” Scientology headquarters.

Experts we’ve consulted tell us there’s no question this is some actual Scientology voodoo happening out in the open, which we’ve rarely seen captured.

The older gent in the vest is a Scientology staffer, helping the scruffy gent, also a bit of a geezer, go through a Scientology process known as “Objectives,” which is sold to church members as the “Survival Rundown,” or SRD.

According to a recent price list, Scientology charges $2,500 for the SRD, so you know it has to be killer stuff, the secrets of the universe as unlocked by Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard.

But we don’t often get to see Scientologists partaking in these activities. So that’s why it’s great to see these images of an SRD session happening on the street, as the subject is instructed to… touch a tree.

 

 
Now, maybe this guy is happy that he spent $2,500 so he can get his fingers on some bark, but, uh, what the hell is going on here?

“These are some nice shots of the quackery of Scientology being done on LA streets,” former church member Chuck Beatty told our tipster. “It’s just like in the movie ‘The Master,’ with the Joaquin Phoenix character Freddie Quell being run on a similar process by Philip Seymour Hoffman’s Lancaster Dodd. Freddie was instructed to touch a window and to touch a wall.”

OK, but what is touching a wall or a window or, in this case, a tree, supposed to accomplish? We turned to tech expert and former Sea Org member Sunny Pereira.

Sunny: The idea is that having a person touch objects around them accomplishes bringing the person out of their past into now. It’s as if the person or “preclear” is clueless about their surroundings until the auditor points them out to him with these processes and has the preclear actually touch them.

Per Hubbard, Objective processes exist to locate the person in his environment and bring him to here and now. The touching of the tree is a small part in the bigger picture to bring the person to be oriented here in this time, in this world.

Like this: A guy is stuck trillions of years ago, point out the tree right in front of him, “oh wow, there is a tree here!” Eventually he will supposedly figure out the tree is actually there. Crazy stuff, and hard to exaplin.

The Bunker: Thank you, Sunny. And you also sent a Scientology document which features a generous helping of L. Ron Hubbard wisdom.

Let us know your favorite lines from this wacky document!

 
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MEANWHILE, AT FACEBOOK…

 

 
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Scientology disconnection, a reminder

Bernie Headley has not seen his daughter Stephanie in 5,192 days.
Katrina Reyes has not seen her mother Yelena in 1,795 days
Brian Sheen has not seen his grandson Leo in 338 days.
Geoff Levin has not seen his son Collin and daughter Savannah in 226 days.
Clarissa Adams has not seen her parents Walter and Irmin Huber in 1,401 days.
Carol Nyburg has not seen her daughter Nancy in 2,175 days.
Jamie Sorrentini Lugli has not seen her father Irving in 2,949 days.
Quailynn McDaniel has not seen her brother Sean in 2,295 days.
Dylan Gill has not seen his father Russell in 10,861 days.
Mirriam Francis has not seen her brother Ben in 2,529 days.
Claudio and Renata Lugli have not seen their son Flavio in 2,789 days.
Sara Goldberg has not seen her daughter Ashley in 1,829 days.
Lori Hodgson has not seen her son Jeremy and daughter Jessica in 1,541 days.
Marie Bilheimer has not seen her mother June in 1,067 days.
Joe Reaiche has not seen his daughter Alanna Masterson in 5,156 days
Derek Bloch has not seen his father Darren in 2,296 days.
Cindy Plahuta has not seen her daughter Kara in 2,616 days.
Claire Headley has not seen her mother Gen in 2,591 days.
Ramana Dienes-Browning has not seen her mother Jancis in 947 days.
Mike Rinder has not seen his son Benjamin and daughter Taryn in 5,249 days.
Brian Sheen has not seen his daughter Spring in 1,355 days.
Skip Young has not seen his daughters Megan and Alexis in 1,758 days.
Mary Kahn has not seen her son Sammy in 1,630 days.
Lois Reisdorf has not seen her son Craig in 1,212 days.
Phil and Willie Jones have not seen their son Mike and daughter Emily in 1,717 days.
Mary Jane Sterne has not seen her daughter Samantha in 1,961 days.
Kate Bornstein has not seen her daughter Jessica in 13,070 days.

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3D-UnbreakablePosted by Tony Ortega on July 31, 2018 at 07:00

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Our book, The Unbreakable Miss Lovely: How the Church of Scientology tried to destroy Paulette Cooper, is on sale at Amazon in paperback, Kindle, and audiobook versions. We’ve posted photographs of Paulette and scenes from her life at a separate location. Reader Sookie put together a complete index. More information can also be found at the book’s dedicated page.

The Best of the Underground Bunker, 1995-2017 Just starting out here? We’ve picked out the most important stories we’ve covered here at the Undergound Bunker (2012-2017), The Village Voice (2008-2012), New Times Los Angeles (1999-2002) and the Phoenix New Times (1995-1999)

Learn about Scientology with our numerous series with experts…

BLOGGING DIANETICS: We read Scientology’s founding text cover to cover with the help of L.A. attorney and former church member Vance Woodward
UP THE BRIDGE: Claire Headley and Bruce Hines train us as Scientologists
GETTING OUR ETHICS IN: Jefferson Hawkins explains Scientology’s system of justice
SCIENTOLOGY MYTHBUSTING: Historian Jon Atack discusses key Scientology concepts

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