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It’s Election Day, but screw that — Chick Corea is finally superhuman thanks to Scientology!


Our many international readers no doubt understand what an exhausting election season this has been. For nearly two years, the presidential election has torn us apart in ways we’ve never experienced before. The carnage on Facebook alone has been pestilential. We’ve never seen so much end-of-the-world prophesying and cutthroat denunciations, and that’s between friends.

Anyway, we hope our American readers all go out and vote today, however you plan to cast your ballot, and tonight we’ll do our best to bring you the results in a businesslike way with some live-blogging in the comments section. We hope you can hang out with us.

In the meantime, we wanted to distract you from all of the political hair-pulling with something sent in by one of our great tipsters. It’s an article in the new Italian language edition of Freewinds magazine, and it features Chick Corea’s success story about OT 8.

We mentioned previously that this is the second time Chick has achieved OT 8, which is expensive enough the first time around. Marc Headley has estimated that a Scientologist will spend, in course costs and other donations, between $500,000 to $2 million to reach OT 8, which is the top of Scientology’s Bridge to Total Freedom.

By that point, you’re supposed to be an “Operating Thetan,” able to leave your physical body at will and affect matter simply with the power of your mind. Now, you might think that superpowers like that, and at those prices, would stick the first time! But for whatever reason, Chick went for a do-over.

Now, there are jazz fans who will tell you that Chick Corea is already pretty superhuman, and we have no reason to doubt them. But it’s interesting to hear Chick give his own explanation for what he got out of this level, which on its own costs tens of thousands of dollars and can only be delivered aboard the Freewinds as it plies the Caribbean. Here’s what he said…

This whole experience, from beginning to end, has been magical … full of wins, wins and more wins. As I advanced on my auditing, I found myself more and more certain that in reality I can actually accomplish things I had only dreamed of.

In a recent graduation on the Freewinds I saw a video on an LRH quote regarding an independent attitude towards existence. I thought to myself: “This is my personal goal: to achieve an independent attitude in relation to existence and not be influenced by someone or something.”

Well, now this has happened, big time. Many of the postulates and dreams that I had imagined and wanted to achieve had been quietly put aside. I found myself thinking: “Maybe someday…”

I knew I was pulling back, but I did not know how to resolve it. This beautiful and simple level has helped resolve that consideration. I accomplished an independent attitude in relation to existence!

I can be totally sure who I am and what I think, as I continue to play the games of life.

In the middle of all the randomity that life can present, I now know that I can absolutely reach the goals and the dreams that I had put aside for a while. I can also reach all the new ones that I create.

Another benefit of having completed New OT VIII is the factor that fun in my daily life has increased significantly. I like the physical universe a lot more. I’m more deeply interested in music … another big win. I would never have thought it could have happened, but it did.

What do you think? Does that sound like Chick got his money’s worth?

Makes you wonder why they don’t advertise this kind of thing to the newcomers. Hey, kid, got a spare couple of million dollars? For that money, Scientology can give you “an independent attitude in relation to existence!”

Such a bargain!


Well, we’re happy for you, Chick. And we hope you keep on performing for many more years.

And for a few minutes, anyway, it’s nice to take our minds off of this ungodly political mess.

OK, get on out there and vote, and we’ll see you back here at 7 pm Eastern as the results start coming in!


Grim news from Oklahoma

We’re not happy that former Sheriff Joel Kerns of Pittsburg County, Oklahoma is running for a state senate seat in today’s election after the way he did nothing about the deaths of patients at a Scientology drug rehab he was assigned to investigate in 2012. And we made our displeasure pretty plain yesterday.

That said, we sure didn’t wish upon Mr. Kerns what he’s going through today after his 28-year-old son, Jaelon, died early this morning after he had been arrested and released by police on a marijuana possession charge. While he was in jail, Jaelon went into convulsions, and he was released to his father and was taken to a hospital, where he died. An autopsy will try to determine what caused his death.

Joel Kerns loved his son, and we feel terrible about his loss.

We asked Robert Murphy, whose daughter Stacy died at Narconon Arrowhead in 2012, for a statement he sent us this:

“Addiction is a serious disease and needs to be treated by professionals. My prayers are for the family and may their grief be brief.”


3D-UnbreakablePosted by Tony Ortega on November 8, 2016 at 07:00

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Our book, The Unbreakable Miss Lovely: How the Church of Scientology tried to destroy Paulette Cooper, is on sale at Amazon in paperback, Kindle, and audiobook versions. We’ve posted photographs of Paulette and scenes from her life at a separate location. Reader Sookie put together a complete index. More information about the book, and our 2015 book tour, can also be found at the book’s dedicated page.

Learn about Scientology with our numerous series with experts…

BLOGGING DIANETICS: We read Scientology’s founding text cover to cover with the help of L.A. attorney and former church member Vance Woodward
UP THE BRIDGE: Claire Headley and Bruce Hines train us as Scientologists
GETTING OUR ETHICS IN: Jefferson Hawkins explains Scientology’s system of justice
SCIENTOLOGY MYTHBUSTING: Historian Jon Atack discusses key Scientology concepts

Other links: Shelly Miscavige, ten years gone | The Lisa McPherson story told in real time | The Cathriona White stories | The Leah Remini ‘Knowledge Reports’ | Hear audio of a Scientology excommunication | Scientology’s little day care of horrors | Whatever happened to Steve Fishman? | Felony charges for Scientology’s drug rehab scam | Why Scientology digs bomb-proof vaults in the desert | PZ Myers reads L. Ron Hubbard’s “A History of Man” | Scientology’s Master Spies | Scientology’s Private Dancer | The mystery of the richest Scientologist and his wayward sons | Scientology’s shocking mistreatment of the mentally ill | Scientology boasts about assistance from Google | The Underground Bunker’s Official Theme Song | The Underground Bunker FAQ

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  • NOLAGirl (Stephanie)

    If it’s 5:41 am and you’ve already begun to weep for the future….

    You know it’s going to be a long day.

  • Eivol Ekdal

    Does Scientology do a Pucker Power Rundown?

    • salin

      Only available for execs… it is also known as a smackdown delivered by COB.

  • What’sup

    John P. Step back from the balcony, there will be more supermodels some day bro.

  • Ella Raitch

    Same people who got it wrong before the election are now pretending to know what happened #whatsthepoint

    • salin


      When I get my grounding back, I am going to work hard to follow Mark Cuban’s response:

      • Ella Raitch

        It’s politics and he is sending the appropriate message from the campaign. Doubt he believes a word of it.

    • NOLAGirl (Stephanie)

      Right? Who cares? Not many predicted/expected this and to pretend now that they “knew” is just lame and stupid.

  • LongtimeLurker

    Could someone on Twitter please remind Kirstie about disconnection? Disingenuous fucker.

    Tonia Lee
    ” I had a family member unfriend me because I had different political views. ”

    Kirstie Alley
    ” Ha! Crazy “

    • Newiga

      *rolls eyes* Leave it to KA to miss the obvious… Wake up, Kirstie!

    • Draco

      Someone should twit back: “Yes. Crazy! Unfriending should only happen when you have different religious views!”

      • LongtimeLurker

        I Twatted – “Strange that you’re so silent on Scientology’s Disconnection policy that tears families apart.”

        Hey, I know it was like 3 days ago, but you’re feeling better?

        • Draco

          Good twat! Thanks, I don’t twit so I am glad you did that. Hopefully some more will get onto the bandwagon.
          Feeling a lot better, thanks Lurkie. Was man down for 3 days with this one, but today just remnants of pain zapping different areas in my head occasionally. Should be all fine by tomorrow. XXX

          • chukicita

            I thought you were “working.”

          • LongtimeLurker

            3 days Draco?

            That’s terrible.

            Hugs and hugs.

    • Scream Nevermore

      She’s blocked most of us, but there are ways to let others see a reply!

    • LongtimeLurker

      I fired up my old Twitter account and did it myself.

      And blocked in…3…2…1…

      • Mymy88

        You forgot your “Irony Masterpiece theatre” header lol.

        • LongtimeLurker


  • What’sup

    Tonight’s post may be a bit late.

    Our proprietor is busy packing.


    • Robert Eckert

      We call that “kidding on the square”

  • I didn’t believe that UK voters would fall for outright lies told by people who were only interested in advancing their personal interests – some of them crude thugs, others unscrupulous members of the political establishment.

    Consequently, I know what most of you are feeling this morning. You can’t believe that your fellow citizens could have fallen for exactly the same thing.

    In a few years time, either nobody will admit voting for Trump or they will have gone full conspiracy theory, blaming the rest of the world for the consequences of the mistakes made by the fools that they have elected.

    I just hope that the world doesn’t go to hell in a handcart in the meantime.

    By coincidence, I had just started a book by Rob Brotherton entitled, “Suspicious Minds: Why We Believe Conspiracy Theories”. It goes some way to explaining the situation (not to mention a lot about Scientology).

    • Bob Crouch

      You know, just because you–remotely, no less–seem to think that there’s something wrong with choosing Trump from the alternatives given, that does NOT make it so! There are multiple legitimate viewpoints on that issue–not just yours.

      • Just because you think there’s nothing wrong with it does not make you right, either.

        There are multiple viewpoint expressed here, neither mine nor yours are privileged, and readers get to make up their own mind – so what’s your point?

        I think it was dumb to choose a crude demagogue, and that mistake will rebound on the American people just as the dumb decision to leave the EU will rebound on me and mine.

        I will continue to say so, because I can. I hope the American people retain their ability to express dissent under the new regime.

        • Bob Crouch

          Quote: “Consequently, I know what most of you are feeling this morning. You can’t believe that your fellow citizens could have fallen for exactly the same thing.”

          You PRETEND that you are some kind of authority who objectively knows better. THAT is what I take issue with–whether it’s LRH doing the pretending or someone else.

          As I pointed out in my post, I simply believe that there are “multiple legitimate viewpoints on that issue.”

          • Most of the people who comment here have expressed horror at the electoral result (read the comments themselves and count the number for and against).

            I think that these people are appalled by Trump’s victory the same way as I was appalled at Brexit because, its seems to me, both results were triumphs for campaigns based on crude lies and xenophobia.

            That’s my opinion, which I am expressing. I’m not claiming authority. I’m expressing and opinion and sympathy for those of like mind. I know what they’re feeling in the sense that I think I have recently experienced the same terrible disappointment that they have described myself.

            Besides, in expressing that opinion I am providing one of those “legitimate viewpoints” – that Trump is a crude demagogue who will be a disaster for citizens of the US who treasure that nation’s core values of equality of opportunity and freedom of expression.

    • thetastic

      Another very illuminating book on the subject is Al Gore’s, The Assault on Reason.

  • Draco

    New post is up

    • LongtimeLurker

      Awesome. I thought there was a chance there wouldn’t be one.

      Or a sunrise tomorrow.

  • richelieu jr


    Well, he certainly got a firm grounding in the English language

  • Justin Castillo

    Who was with John Travolta and Kelly Preston on David Blaine: Beyond Magic?