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Scientologists bombarded to attend Hubbard birthday events, and this is our favorite flier

 
We’re getting pretty excited for tomorrow’s L. Ron Hubbard Birthday Event in Clearwater, Florida, when we expect that Scientology leader David Miscavige is going to reveal something about the church getting its own television network.

But it’s also the one day all year when Dan Sherman gets to shine. He’s the in-house official biographer of Hubbard, and at the Birthday Event each year he takes the stage and spins a few yarns from Hubbard’s life, pretending that he’s done some new research into this or that anecdote.

We’ve covered Dan’s speeches in the past, and they are precious. What’s he going to talk about this year? Well, we might have gotten a hint with a new mailing that a tipster forwarded to us. It was sent out to Scientologists this week, urging them to come to the Clearwater event. Church members are getting bombarded with messages to attend the Clearwater party tomorrow or one in their local cities a week later. This particular mailing relied on a Hubbard quote to sell the event. Here it is…

 

 
For fun, we looked up the 1952 lecture that excerpt comes from. In it, Hubbard had been talking about odd results of auditing that seemed to indicate that you might have somehow been in a couple of different places at the same time.

Then, he goes into his humorous tale of his double, Pedrito. Here’s the full segment from the lecture…

 

 
A red-headed Brazilian Nazi that was the spitting image of Hubbard? Well, the man could tell a tall tale, couldn’t he? (Funny though, some former Scientologists take this stuff way too seriously, and get spun up about body doubles and CIA sleeper agents and whatnot. Sure, sure.)

In 1998, the church actually had a journeyman writer, Kevin J. Anderson, turn Hubbard’s Pedrito story into a full-blown spy novel, “Ai! Pedrito!” which Kirkus Reviews dismissed as “Dreadful preadolescent plotting in comic-strip prose.” Ouch.

Anyway, we only wish we could attend the event at Ruth Eckerd Hall Saturday night, especially if Dan Sherman is going to dig into Hubbard’s Pedrito story. Please, leak us the DVD, someone!

 
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Make your plans now!

Head over to our HowdyCon 2018 website to start making your travel plans!

 

 
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Scientology disconnection, a reminder

Bernie Headley has not seen his daughter Stephanie in 5,048 days.
Katrina Reyes has not seen her mother Yelena in 1,651 days
Brian Sheen has not seen his grandson Leo in 194 days.
Clarissa Adams has not seen her parents Walter and Irmin Huber in 1,257 days.
Carol Nyburg has not seen her daughter Nancy in 2,031 days.
Jamie Sorrentini Lugli has not seen her father Irving in 2,805 days.
Quailynn McDaniel has not seen her brother Sean in 2,151 days.
Claudio and Renata Lugli have not seen their son Flavio in 2,645 days.
Sara Goldberg has not seen her daughter Ashley in 1,685 days.
Lori Hodgson has not seen her son Jeremy and daughter Jessica in 1,397 days.
Marie Bilheimer has not seen her mother June in 923 days.
Joe Reaiche has not seen his daughter Alanna Masterson in 5,012 days
Derek Bloch has not seen his father Darren in 2,152 days.
Cindy Plahuta has not seen her daughter Kara in 2,472 days.
Claire Headley has not seen her mother Gen in 2,447 days.
Ramana Dienes-Browning has not seen her mother Jancis in 803 days.
Mike Rinder has not seen his son Benjamin and daughter Taryn in 5,105 days.
Brian Sheen has not seen his daughter Spring in 1,211 days.
Skip Young has not seen his daughters Megan and Alexis in 1,614 days.
Mary Kahn has not seen her son Sammy in 1,486 days.
Lois Reisdorf has not seen her son Craig in 1,068 days.
Phil and Willie Jones have not seen their son Mike and daughter Emily in 1,573 days.
Mary Jane Sterne has not seen her daughter Samantha in 1,817 days.
Kate Bornstein has not seen her daughter Jessica in 12,926 days.

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3D-UnbreakablePosted by Tony Ortega on March 9, 2018 at 07:00

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