| The Underground Bunker

Tony Ortega is a journalist who was formerly the editor of The Village Voice. He's written about Scientology since 1995, and in May 2015 released a book about Scientology's harassment of Paulette Cooper titled 'The Unbreakable Miss Lovely.' He continues to monitor breaking developments in the Scientology world from an undisclosed location in an underground bunker he shares with four cats and one of them wrinkly Shar Pei dogs. Despite his super-secret security protections, you can still reach him pretty easily by sending him a message at tonyo94 AT gmail.com (Drop him a line if you'd like to get an e-mail whenever a new story is posted.) [Header image courtesy John Rickard]

Tom Cruise’s Scientology superpowers, No. 4: Destroying a planet with the touch of a finger

We’re continuing our countdown of Tom Cruise’s abilities that he would have gained as a high-level Scientologist, and now we need to turn to something rather […]

Tom Cruise’s Scientology superpowers, No. 5: Leaving his body with full perception

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Tom Cruise’s Scientology superpowers, No. 6: Resuscitating the recently deceased

Continuing with our countdown of the superpowers that Tom Cruise has attained after his decades in Scientology, we reach something so special you’d think Mr. Top Gun would have crowed about it by […]

Tom Cruise’s Scientology superpowers, No. 7: Pulling in objects with tractor beams

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Tom Cruise’s Scientology superpowers, No. 8: Recovering unspeakable acts from the past

You are probably aware that evangelicals who are “young-Earth Creationists” figure that our planet is only about 6,000 years old, right? But were you aware that Scientology is notable because it also has a pretty warped idea about the age of our universe — except in the other […]

Tom Cruise’s Scientology superpowers, No. 9: Mocking up an automobile out of thin air

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Tom Cruise’s Scientology superpowers, No. 10: Drying out from space coke

We’ve been counting down the Scientology superpowers that Tom Cruise can expect as an OT Scientologist and million-dollar donor.

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Tom Cruise’s Scientology superpowers, No. 11: Levitating an ashtray

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Tom Cruise’s Scientology superpowers, No. 12: Resisting illnesses with his mind alone

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Tom Cruise’s Scientology superpowers, No. 13: Communicating with anyone on any subject

UPDATE: Subpoenas by Danny Masterson quashed in court. See below.

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