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Scientology returns to ‘Christmas’ implant in earnest: L. Ron is the reason for the season!

Scientology has a long and complex relationship with the R6 Christianity implant that each of us thetans struggles with thanks to the galactic warlord Xenu. […]

In Scientology the ‘executive’ bossing you around is likely to be half your age

You can rest when you’re dead. That should be the motto of Scientology’s Sea Org. (It’s actually “We come back,” a not so subtle reference to being an indentured servant working under a billion-year contract, lifetime after lifetime.) […]

A triple BONANZA of Scientology vids promoting its rockin’ cruise ship, the Freewinds!

Now this is a great way to keep our Thanksgiving weekend vibe going! […]

As Thanksgiving begins to get back to normal, it’s time to pass the Source again!

A year ago, we hoped that our U.S. readers were marking the Thanksgiving holiday by not gathering with their friends and family. […]

Check out the US government’s new whales: Feshbachs go Diamond Meritorious for the IRS!

Monday we told you about Scientology’s newest million-dollar donors, Shawn and Colleen May, who had given at least $1 million toward leader David Miscavige’s “Ideal Org” program. […]

Court finds schizophrenic teen not responsible for killing at Aussie Scientology HQ

[The grand opening crowd at the Chatswood AO]

Two big takeaways this morning from the news in Australia that a schizophrenic 16-year-old was found not responsible for his 2019 killing of a security guard at Scientology’s new “Advanced Org” in a Sydney […]

Scientology gets another $1 million donor to make entire United States ‘ideal’ for takeover

We wanted to help Scientology get the word out about its newest “New Civilization Builders,” which is church jargon for donors who have given at least $1 million toward Scientology’s “Ideal Org” building projects. As you see below, Shawn and Colleen May reached that exalted position at a recent “Alliance USA” fundraising event as Scientology […]

Scientology founder’s breathless promotion of his ability to ‘endow another body with life!’

[Hubbard in Arizona in 1954]

Several days ago we dipped into the Scientology publications archive and brought you a rather bombastic boast by founder L. Ron Hubbard that he had, for the first time in history, sussed out how arthritis actually works, and said that with his Dianetic processes it was a cinch to […]

Jon Atack and Chris Shelton answer the question: Are cult members stupid?

Jon Atack and Chris Shelton teamed up for a new video this week. Jon’s helper Spike Robinson describes what’s in […]

L. Ron Hubbard 2.0 surprises us yet again with his latest venture: Sitting in a Tennessee jail

Oldtimers tell us that it’s not unusual since the death of L. Ron Hubbard in 1986 for claimants to show up saying they’re the reincarnation of the Scientology founder. But a couple of years ago, one very unlikely figure generated a surprising amount of buzz and attention when he asserted that he was “LRH 2.0” […]

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