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Trump admires Arnold Palmer’s 9-iron in Latrobe speech, NY Times demures

Scientology gets the jump on the holidays (that it believes are an alien plot)

TODAY AT SUBSTACK: If you’ve signed up for free emails at Substack, you will receive today’s feature story at your inbox: Every year, Scientology embraces the trappings of Christmas as a marketing tool, and this year you can sail with Santa on the high seas! But before you walk that plank, you might want to see what founder L. Ron Hubbard said in this 1968 lecture about this planet’s scary past! [What is this Substack thing, anyway?]

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Cat lady Taylor Swift trolling Vance as Obama goes after grandpa Trump

Elvis Presley and Priscilla have previously unknown grandchild in Florida, lawsuit claims

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Libturds are finished: ‘Sage and Silk’ is now on the MAGA beat

Former Scientology donor sentenced to 5.5 years on accusations by Trish Duggan

[Ivan Gaspari, when he was being celebrated as a donor by David Miscavige]

TODAY AT SUBSTACK: If you’ve signed up for free emails at Substack, you will receive today’s feature story at your inbox: One of the strangest criminal prosecutions we’ve ever seen, involving accusations between two of Scientology’s most wealthy donors, concluded yesterday when a trial in Lugano, Switzerland resulted in a ‘Diamond Meritorious’ donor being sentenced to 5.5 years in prison. [What is this Substack thing, anyway?]

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Even some MAGA bros had to admit Kamala held her own in Fox sit-down

Scientology breakthrough: Finally, after 74 years, a solution for clamminess

 
TODAY AT SUBSTACK: If you’ve signed up for free emails at Substack, you will receive today’s feature story at your inbox: Even more good news is coming out of Scientology’s UK headquarters ahead of next week’s big event there. Finally, decades after the publication of founder L. Ron Hubbard’s books ‘Dianetics’ and ‘A History of Man,’ a solution has been found for clamminess. [What is this Substack thing, anyway?]

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Trump and Vance vow to stamp out vile unholiness, such as… ice cream flavors

Scientology fruit loop Vivian Kubrick says her dad Stanley would have supported Trump

[R. Lee Ermey in Full Metal Jacket, and Stanley and Vivian Kubrick on the set]

TODAY AT SUBSTACK: If you’ve signed up for free emails at Substack, you will receive today’s feature story at your inbox: Controversy has erupted over former President Trump’s use of Stanley Kubrick’s 1987 anti-war film ‘Full Metal Jacket,’ which Stanley’s daughter Vivian says her dad would have approved of. But the press covering it seems to have forgotten that Vivian is a nutty Scientology loon. [What is this Substack thing, anyway?]

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