2020 | The Underground Bunker

Adam gets a help meet as Genesis gives us a good ribbing

Australian fires. African locusts. Worldwide plague. Do we live in Biblical times or what? If the world really is ending, we thought it was time to prepare properly for Armageddon. By, you know, reading the damn thing. The Bible, that is. (Go back to the beginning […]

Scientologists are convinced that they can rescue the planet from deadly pandemic

We often say that what Scientology offers which appeals to the small percentage of people who become involved in it is this: Certainty. […]

Eden is a paradise, well, except for that big, fat trap laid in the middle of it

Mark Bunker, now as city councilman, confronts issues with Scientology on day one

Mark Bunker was relieved yesterday to finally get the results back on his COVID-19 test — it was negative — because he had a big day of “orientation” as a new city councilman in Clearwater, Florida. He tells that he was pretty excited to be let into his new office, and to receive a city […]

Bullying GM over ventilators is classic Trump Organization modus operandi

Attorney Scott Pilutik wrestles with the news of the day, from a lawyerly perspective…

[Regarding this story: “We’re unwavering in our focus to get this done” – GM Moves Heaven & Earth To Build Ventilators]

GM really stepped up with a feasible plan to manufacture thousands of soon-to-be much-needed ventilators and for whatever reason (I’ll speculate it’s […]

It’s a Creation do-over as man takes precedence in take two

Scientology tries desperately to keep members from letting reality sink in during pandemic

It’s becoming increasingly clear that what terrifies Scientology most about the coronavirus pandemic is that while its few remaining members are stuck at home, L. Ron Hubbard’s control techniques are going to wear off, and reality is going to begin to set […]

Every thing that creepeth upon the earth: We make our first appearance

Trump playing politics with a stockpile of equipment states desperately need

Attorney Scott Pilutik wrestles with the news of the day, from a lawyerly perspective…

[Regarding this story: Desperate for medical equipment, states encounter a beleaguered national stockpile]

This story buries the lede a bit, offering statistical support to a narrative that’s already evident by listening to Trump, i.e., the federal government is playing favorites between the states, […]

‘PROTECT THE ORG’ is Scientology’s highest purpose says new edict

[The “Decon Seven Sanitation Team” in Johannesburg, here to Clear the planet]

Here’s the latest word from Los Angeles, where Scientologists are told that although “public” (meaning non-staff Scientologists) are encouraged to do extension courses while they are isolating in their homes, Scientology’s facilities are still open and operating, and that members on site for advanced […]

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