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Ready for OT superpowers, pilgrim? Scientology is waiting for you to come aboard!

TODAY AT SUBSTACK: If you’ve signed up for free emails at Substack, you will receive today’s feature story at your inbox: A reader has sent us a complete new marketing pitch designed to get Scientology members out to the ship Freewinds so they can gain superhuman OT abilities in an adventurous setting. Avast there, pilgrim! Does this new flier get you excited to haul your thetan down to the dock? [What is this Substack thing, anyway?]

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Some recent cases remind us that Scientology tactics are all around us

[It’s a world of grift and we just live in it]

TODAY AT SUBSTACK: If you’ve signed up for free emails at Substack, you will receive today’s feature story at your inbox: Readers often send us stories that only tangentially relate to Scientology or evoke Scientology’s well-known tactics. We wonder: Is it that Scientology’s thuggish ways are really spreading, or was Scientology always reflecting the grifting habits of the cruel reality we live in? [What is this Substack thing, anyway?]

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Scientology finally finds the right formula in stunning new video

 
TODAY AT SUBSTACK: If you’ve signed up for free emails at Substack, you will receive today’s feature story at your inbox: Sure, Scientology has struggled to recruit staff with so much bad press and all. But leader David Miscavige’s building projects need funding, and staffs need filling out! The enthusiastic team at Orlando has put out the most inspirational hype video we’ve seen in a long time. [What is this Substack thing, anyway?]

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When Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard offered Polaroid his genius

 
TODAY AT SUBSTACK: If you’ve signed up for free emails at Substack, you will receive today’s feature story at your inbox: Scientology’s encyclopedia about its founder includes a volume about what a master photographer L. Ron Hubbard was. And it reprints a 1964 letter Hubbard wrote to Edwin Land to inform him about a flaw he perceived in the Polaroid Automatic 100 Land Camera. It’s comedy gold. [What is this Substack thing, anyway?]

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Rebecca Minkoff says ‘No comment’ to Scientology questions in RHONY trailer

 
TODAY AT SUBSTACK: If you’ve signed up for free emails at Substack, you will receive today’s feature story at your inbox: Bravo viewers got a look at the upcoming ‘Real Housewives of New York City’ season with a new trailer, and it confirms that handbag designer Rebecca Minkoff will be a ‘friend’ to the cast. Also, it suggests that her status as a $5 million donor to #Scientology will be overlooked. [What is this Substack thing, anyway?]

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Scientology operatives and attorneys trying to end a medical industry

TODAY AT SUBSTACK: If you’ve signed up for free emails at Substack, you will receive today’s feature story at your inbox: Although our @thedailybeast piece about Scientology’s litigation war on the psychiatric profession was lengthy, there was even more we couldn’t fit in. And we figured Bunker readers would be interested, because it involves the church’s notorious in-house lawyer, Kendrick Moxon. [What is this Substack thing, anyway?]

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LA Mayor Karen Bass boosts Mr. Scientology, Tom Cruise, on world’s biggest stage

[The chummy scene in Paris, with Simone Biles holding the Olympic flag]

TODAY AT SUBSTACK: If you’ve signed up for free emails at Substack, you will receive today’s feature story at your inbox: When we heard that Tom Cruise would be rappelling into the Stade de France to take the Olympic flag, we raised a question: Would LA Mayor Karen Bass once again be involved in a big promotion for Scientology? Last night we got our answer. [What is this Substack thing, anyway?]

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Scientology staff is the best job ever: We have video to prove it!

TODAY AT SUBSTACK: If you’ve signed up for free emails at Substack, you will receive today’s feature story at your inbox: While we wait to see Tom Cruise rappel down in Paris today, we’ll catch up on items helpful readers have sent. In Orlando, the Scientology staff sent out a video about how fulfilling it is to work at the Ideal Org. After watching, what’s keeping you from signing up, pilgrim? [What is this Substack thing, anyway?]

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French and English voices decry Tom Cruise stunt planned for Olympics

 
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Scientology ecstasy: When your space cooties finally get sober

[London staffers Glen Milton, Sandrine Mootoo-Hall, Nat Wakley whoop it up]

TODAY AT SUBSTACK: If you’ve signed up for free emails at Substack, you will receive today’s feature story at your inbox: You may know about Scientology’s legendary ‘OT 3’ level which introduces the idea of ‘body thetans’ and Xenu the galactic overlord. But are you aware of what makes the next expensive level, OT 4, even more precious in some ways? Your space cooties need rehab, pilgrim! [What is this Substack thing, anyway?]

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