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Ho, ho, ho: MAGA Christmas will apparently feature blockheads

Twenty-nine years ago today: The final hours of Lisa McPherson’s Scientology life

O Canada, nice country you got there — be a shame if something happened to it

She’ll keep your kids busy while you make your pilgrimage to Scientology’s ‘mecca’!

 
TODAY AT SUBSTACK: If you’ve signed up for free emails at Substack, you will receive today’s feature story at your inbox: Our tipsters have been busy, sending a number of things from inside the world of Scientology we thought you’d want to see. For example, when you’re paying to have the ability to detect the saline content of your cells upgraded at the Super Power building, who watches your kids? [What is this Substack thing, anyway?]

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Q figures celebrate their connections to FBI-nominated Patel

Date announced when Scientology leader David Miscavige time-travels to 2025!

[Dave saying farewell to 2023 last year]

TODAY AT SUBSTACK: If you’ve signed up for free emails at Substack, you will receive today’s feature story at your inbox: For some reason, a cabal that believes we’ve all been around for 76 trillion years considers another trip around the Sun to be a big deal, and New Year’s Eve is one of the most holy stations on Scientology’s calendar. Now we have the promo for when they get the jump on 2025! [What is this Substack thing, anyway?]

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Q patriots melt down as Biden pardons son Hunter

Scientology’s plans to take over the world, spelled out in black and white

 
TODAY AT SUBSTACK: If you’ve signed up for free emails at Substack, you will receive today’s feature story at your inbox: If you heard this week’s Group Therapy podcast, you may have heard Pete Griffiths reminding us he’d sent over a remarkable Scientology document. It’s a dynamite policy that lays out in black and white what Scientologists mean when they say they intend to ‘Clear the Planet.’ [What is this Substack thing, anyway?]

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Trump chooses QAnon fan Patel to head FBI, libturd Dumbocrats in the crosshairs

The Christmas season is here, and Scientology wants all your presents

TODAY AT SUBSTACK: If you’ve signed up for free emails at Substack, you will receive today’s feature story at your inbox: Scientology fundraises all year round, but there’s something special about the way they try to convince members that giving over their hard-earned cash in December is the most magical thing ever. Check out this latest video announcement from the coolest religion on Earth! [What is this Substack thing, anyway?]

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