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Don’t want ICE to nab you and put you on a flight? Get the card!

Libturds are flummoxed by Trump’s incoherent ramblings

Jack frost nipping at your nose, masked ICE jackbooting your holidays

Q patriots: Trump’s tariffs are really about stopping satanic child trafficking!

Trump keeps FIFA prize close by as he hands out Kennedy Center honors

Libturds howl as FIFA tickles toddler-president with shiny object

Q patriots, your man wants to know why you aren’t sending him more money

Q patriots are not suckers being gulled by their president, no way

Q patriots energized by their man’s bold strategy of sleeping through cabinet meeting

The Secretary of War Crimes is having a tough week