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We were always at war with Oceania, er, Iran

Trump partied at Mar-a-Lago before bombing Iran, and still searching for a reason why

Trump: We accidentally killed the guys we were going to install in Iran

Q patriots pivot instantly to Trump can start as many wars as he wants

FIFA Peace Prize winner Trump bombs Iran, which retaliates immediately

Hillary after deposition: ‘I started being asked about UFOs and Pizzagate’

Trump’s nominee for Surgeon General is MAHA gold

White House throws Q patriots a bone with ‘SQTU’ logo for last night’s snooze

Trump’s not happy that some Dems are boycotting tonight’s SOTU speech

Trump posts AI video of himself winning hockey gold, libturds weep