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Scientology wants your feedback, thetan: ‘Who would you like to hear from?’

[We can’t get enough of these Scientology whales: Are they available?]

It’s your chance to help out Scientology again, dear readers. They have sent out another survey to members, asking for their feedback. And this time, it’s about who they want to see on []

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Scientology ‘honors’ veterans by lying about founder L. Ron Hubbard’s war record

[Pat Harney]

Here’s the thing: We wouldn’t even have known about Scientology’s latest “stolen valor” claim if they hadn’t put out a freaking press release about []

Scientology returns to ‘Christmas’ implant in earnest: L. Ron is the reason for the season!

 Scientology has a long and complex relationship with the R6 Christianity implant that each of us thetans struggles with thanks to the galactic warlord Xenu. []

A triple BONANZA of Scientology vids promoting its rockin’ cruise ship, the Freewinds!

 Now this is a great way to keep our Thanksgiving weekend vibe going! []

Scientology’s personality test is a hit on TikTok: Can David Miscavige capitalize on it?

 Why didn’t Dave think of this earlier? It’s how things work now, and Scientology has finally stumbled on []

Oregonian newspaper names Scientology prep school best small employer in the state

[The Delphian, Scientology’s Hogwarts]

We want to thank the reader who made us aware that a newspaper we’ve long had a lot of respect for, the Oregonian, this week named Scientology’s pricey boarding school, Delphian, not only the best small business to work for in Oregon, but also the small employer, get this, with the best []

Scientology wants you to take advantage of the CARES Act and donate to Dave while you can!

 Ah, Scientology and the Covid bailout programs. How often we’ve followed this bouncing ball in the last []

VIDEO: Scientology turns to rock ‘n’ roll to save its soul, and you’re invited!

 We just can’t get enough of Scientology’s hype videos. Not only are they entertaining, they always get us amped for another off-the-hook party of pure theta []

Scientology makes another attempt to defeat its terrible image, this time with Millennial OTs!

 As many of our readers have commented over the years, because Scientology’s heyday was several decades ago, many of the people we see in the organization’s social media, fliers, and videos today tend to be on the geriatric side of the []

Scientology sends out creepy letters to lure you back in, and other gems from our mailbag

 We have great tipsters, and some new helpers have started sending us things and we wanted to say how happy that makes []