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Scientology’s Shelly Miscavige is Not Missing — So Stop Looking for Her!

The genius duo the Good Liars are back, this time with a hilarious send-up about the not missing status of Shelly Miscavige. And after their parody website, Help Will Smith, got torpedoed by the actual Church of Scientology, they’ve come roaring back with a hilarious replacement — Help Scientology!

Meanwhile, we just got back from a whirlwind of interviews about the current situation with Shelly Miscavige and Leah Remini. We want to thank Lauren Green and the folks at Live for giving us this much time to blather about current events…


We were talking today to various television programs, and we’ve had a tough time keeping up on the latest news. But then we saw that Mike Rinder really knocked it out of the park as far as what the church has been saying in the last few days. As Mike points out, the church is acting as if asking the police to check on a friend you haven’t seen in public in six years was a waste of time — but when the church’s abuses are brought up, the first thing they ask is why there’s no police report about it. The hypocrisy is stunning.

Anyway, lots to do and places to go. We’re still trying to get more about what the LAPD actually did in its investigation of Shelly, and we’ll let you know what we find out.

And from this morning…



Posted by Tony Ortega on August 9, 2013 at 16:00

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  • phronsie

    Wow, I think this is the first TO interview I’ve watched; how well spoken, how politic, how quietly compelling. Mr. Ortega, you have a great presence and you are an excellent spokesman about the abuses and conspiracies of this cult. And not to be forward or embarrassing, you are rather handsome, to boot! 😉

  • Pink Freud

    How on earth can anyone consider this cult to be a “church”? It believes in nothing, other than aliens, and promotes pseudo-psychotherapy with absolutely no professional safeguards. Add to that the mental and physical abuse of its most loyal, but mislead, members, and it’s astounding that David Miscavage is not serving time. It really irks me that they have managed to get tax-exempt status as a “religion”. This is all about pampering and sucking up to celebrities and enslaving many, while relieving the rest of their money. Hope someone springs Shelly soon. This country worries more about our terrorist’s comfort.

  • Candygram

    Great vid, big lier guys! Love the “you don’t have the fucking rank” part. Also great vids Sam. You all are brave and are doing fantastic work.