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The Musk presidency is going to be pilled to the gills

With Elon running things, 45/47 can get back to the golf course

Q patriot speed dating, because flat earthers need love too

The Elon and Trump puppet show is clowning Congress even before Inauguration Day

Elon is Saruman, and we might as well call him president?

Trump likes the thought of Canada as the 51st state

A warning for the libturd Dumbocrats: ‘There will be retribution’

Come choke on an assassination attempt cookie at Mar-a-Lago, libturd!

GOP governor reports Orion’s belt as UFOs as MAGA drone hysteria deepens

Trump to lead us out of darkness by zapping Daylight Saving Time