Something finally goes right in this world as The Onion takes over InfoWars

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Trump’s schedule today is a large block of “executive time” followed by meetings closed to the press pic.twitter.com/a0zpp4gjxr

— PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) April 20, 2026

Trump Boosts “Shut the F*ck Up” Video Aimed at MAGA Critics

The video frames Trump as God-chosen and immune from criticismhttps://t.co/UbpY8qbYilhttps://t.co/UbpY8qbYil

— PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) April 20, 2026

The onion has announced that with the help of the Sandy Hook families, it has reached a deal to take over infowars and that @timheidecker will be their creator director. https://t.co/K9eTgH2u5z pic.twitter.com/ybyRF4Cilv

— Alex Goldman (@AGoldmund) April 20, 2026

NEW: Flight data reveals that the LAPD's "Drone as First Responder" program—sold to the public as a public safety measure—is in fact being used to spy on anti-ICE/anti-Trump protests in Los Angeles.https://t.co/1lXVAuO0Up

— Sam Biddle (@samfbiddle) April 20, 2026

"Not only is the media lying and Trump is wildly popular here in the US. He is also very popular world wild. Everyone loves the God Emperor and to deny this is to deny reality." If everyone loves him then arresting Obama should be light work, get on with it. pic.twitter.com/RFqZhCvSbs

— Poker and Politics (@PokerPolitics) April 20, 2026

Many of the same people who think Trump is afflicted with dementia to the point of non-functional incoherence also think Trump was able to pull off a precisely timed and flawlessly executed bit of advanced stagecraft to stand still while a bullet whizzed by him, drop down, apply…

— Mike (not a) Rothschild (@rothschildmd) April 20, 2026