While the Minneapolis siege rages, it’s a rococo party at Mar-a-Lago

Hey boss? I’m too fucked up for work. Yeah, from the car thing. Here’s what’s crazy: I look fine. No bleeding, bruising, or swelling visible. But inside it’s a mess. The car happened to hit me at an angle that makes the injury only detectable by government officials. Bad luck. https://t.co/EBQrTaYIpj

— Travis View (@travis_view) January 15, 2026

This is a residential neighborhood. pic.twitter.com/Zya8XWJaTJ

— amanda moore 🐢 (@noturtlesoup17) January 15, 2026

We talked to the guys who made excel spreadsheets for Deadliest Warrior. They said that if every american meal prepped with bodybuilder eating disorder dog food and added in a half cup of lucky charms for dessert, we would all be fine https://t.co/up2Aa0oynZ

— Brendan Karet (@bad_takes) January 15, 2026

ICE's official recruitment ads are suffused with allusions to white nationalist memes and books.

The government is openly trying to give guns and badges to supporters of ethnic cleansing. https://t.co/g13zOsJSqz pic.twitter.com/X6bPT3sGLd

— Eric Levitz (@EricLevitz) January 14, 2026

Breaking WaPo:

The FBI executed a search warrant this morning at a Post reporter's home as part of an investigation into a government contractor accused of illegally retaining classified materials.
⁰It's highly unusual and aggressive for law enforcement to conduct a search on a…

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) January 14, 2026

Fun times (not!) for the judge and prosecutor as Didulo continues to represent herself

Didulo requests additional disclosure from Crown https://t.co/5TmA2NClUX

— Dr. Christine Sarteschi, LCSW (@DrSarteschi) January 15, 2026

Checking in on Mar-a-Lago https://t.co/ofS0Lm6r4G pic.twitter.com/9vy1fZBnuL

— MeidasTouch (@MeidasTouch) January 15, 2026