When a conspiracy-addled GOP becomes the best entertainment ever

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A phenomenal moment in the Senate.

Eric Schmitt, R-Mo., claims he has evidence Jack Smith went to a HAWKS game in Atlanta.

Smith denies it.

Schmitt declares he has busted Jack Smith for perjury.

Smith, vexed, says he went to HAWKEYES game in Maryland.

Watch the whole thing: pic.twitter.com/J07o5Uwfxi

— Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur) September 29, 2026

Eric Schmitt: “I guess we’ll take him at his word that he wasn’t in Atlanta.”

Look at this act. Like he was just calmly asking a question and not setting up an insult-laced gotchya spectacle. He’s acts puzzled as to why we’re even focusing on this! pic.twitter.com/APotPO0HQY

— Richard Hanania (@RichardHanania) September 30, 2026

LMAOOOO

MS NOW gives us an amazing slow zoom on GOP Senator Katie Britt and her look of UTTER HORROR as she watches MAGA Senator Eric Schmittstain Schmitt end his career in a most humiliating fashion

She opposes abortion and yet Schmitt just aborted his 2028 VP odds on live TV https://t.co/YAhUJOfJXe pic.twitter.com/60qWgegPDD

— Jessiah (@thepondering_) September 29, 2026

Ken Paxton Defends Handling of Child Predator Case

Community Note: “Paxton’s office initially recommended 1 day in jail.”https://t.co/YJAEVK0RXFhttps://t.co/YJAEVK0RXF

— PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) September 29, 2026

Anna Paulina Luna: “You don’t go up to someone who’s Black and start speaking like Kenyan to them. Do you know what I’m saying?

So why would you automatically go up to someone who’s born in the United States and start speaking Spanish as if they’re too stupid to know their own… pic.twitter.com/TeCoqxgGax

— PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) September 29, 2026

Trump’s fake FBI stats… https://t.co/FYWL3QajGm

— PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) September 29, 2026

QAnon was called QAnon until one day Q told QAnon to stop using that term and now I have people posting "There is no such thing as QAnon" in my replies all the time. It's easy to rebrand things for a cult when you're the cult leader. pic.twitter.com/8E6CO0SLlQ

— Poker and Politics (@PokerPolitics) September 30, 2026

Outlaw leaving this tweet up when the tweet he quoted has been deleted because it backfired in the wildest way possible just goes to show that these people don't care about evidence, they just want vibes. pic.twitter.com/YW7NuRKSAr

— Poker and Politics (@PokerPolitics) September 30, 2026

“That guy is going to prison” is Outlaw’s favorite tweet in spite of the fact that he has never been right. pic.twitter.com/3IuRUqIeJn

— Poker and Politics (@PokerPolitics) September 29, 2026