Red, white, and blueland: More proof we live in the dumbest possible timeline

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the way trump is just sitting there as elon takes power he's so washed https://t.co/CXZEyzrGlM

— vo (@vanillaopinions) February 11, 2025

SCOOP: Dozens of workers at the Consumer Finance Protection Bureau have been fired in an after-hours blitz. The emails they received were not even personalized. https://t.co/psJ9Gj9042

— WIRED (@WIRED) February 12, 2025

The AP says their access to the WH was threatened (and may have been pulled) because they won't use Gulf of Americahttps://t.co/wjTRp8YmQm

— Sam Stein (@samstein) February 11, 2025

Ron Watkins admitting to being Q but only if he gets half a billion dollars is the dumbest grift attempt ever. https://t.co/qokfsvpdLB

— Poker and Politics (@PokerPolitics) February 12, 2025

NEW: White House has fired the USAID inspector general after his office's blistering report on the consequences of Trump's aid pause. W/ @DavidNakamura and Lisa Rein pic.twitter.com/1cv7dBGvHM

— John Hudson (@John_Hudson) February 11, 2025

Scoop: DOGE's Edward "Big Balls" Coristine launched a privacy-focused image-sharing site in 2021 that allowed users to create custom URLs. The URLs that redirected to Coristine's site referenced the sale of child sexual abuse material, racial slurs, and rape pic.twitter.com/fvwYpqhBV8

— Caleb Ecarma (@calebhecarma) February 11, 2025

New:

Far-right figure Laura Loomer claimed on her Rumble show that she consulted with Trump on the Panama Canal, migration in Panama’s Darién Gap, & non-governmental organizations. Loomer claimed that Trump then “took [her] advice” on those subjects. https://t.co/a1Kq9SepuT

— Alex Kaplan (@AlKapDC) February 11, 2025

Patel accused of perjuring himself:

Senate Judiciary ranking member Dick Durbin has sent a letter to the Justice Dept. inspector general accusing FBI Director nominee Kash Patel of secretly orchestrating the firings of FBI officials — despite Patel testifying that he was not…

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) February 11, 2025

The government should just be run by the most wealthy and powerful people, then there won't be any corruption due to them already being wealthy and powerful. How has no one thought of this https://t.co/vB212gC3v1

— Rob (@robrousseau) February 12, 2025

The face of austerity in America: a guy from Jeffrey Epstein’s rolodex condescends to you about budgeting while his friends obliterate your last line of defense against publicly listed scam artists and strip their old building for copper wire https://t.co/PtxStXztjK

— Lead Actor from Pixar’s Sodas (@ByYourLogic) February 11, 2025

Rep. Buddy Carter R-GA has a new bill – which renames Greenland (after the US acquires it) pic.twitter.com/vnnjDGgh9M

— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) February 11, 2025

New: A DC federal judge granted at temporary restraining order requiring the Trump admin to restore some public health data and info that was taken offline — found challengers likely to succeed and real-world harm to doctors + patients is compelling https://t.co/9DNKiRgkNy pic.twitter.com/V6mAdhuZXs

— Zoe Tillman (@ZoeTillman) February 11, 2025

Guys, mass arrests are incoming, and Q will reveal themselves! The awkward part is when the Trump admin is forced to arrest Trump because the vast bulk of the “criminal” programs being “revealed” by Musk were previously approved by Trump in his first term. That’s gonna suck! https://t.co/vRDpcnz63H

— Adam Johnson (@adamjohnsonCHI) February 11, 2025

"The election was stolen" = unless we win, it's illegitimate, our opponents aren't really citizens
"Fraud and corruption" = any function of government we arbitrarily decide we don't like

— John Ganz (@lionel_trolling) February 11, 2025