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Sunday Funnies: Scientology Sets Its Worldwide New Year’s Party!

OT2013New Year’s Eve is one of the biggest days in the Scientology calendar. The church really pulls out the stops with a big party, and then urges members — and their wallets — to attend. What fun!

And this year, the event is coming early! As you’ll see in our weekly collection of Scientology fundraising mailers, an interesting date has been set for the church’s worldwide party welcoming in 2013.

So join us as we look at the items our tipsters sent us this week.

 
Let’s start with this glitzy invite to LA’s big new year’s party on — get this — Friday, December 28. And note the fine print: that’s an important date because this is a LIVE global event. Does that mean the Scientologists Down Under will be forced to watch a video feed at an odd hour? Well, we look forward to hearing any reports about how this all goes down.

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We look forward to reading your thoughts about this come-on for the Purification Rundown, which involves a month of days spent in a sauna, and massive doses of niacin, unscientific quackery that is supposed to flush your “toxins” without any evidence that it does…

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The New York org makes a bold new effort to hurt eyeballs with this mess…

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Today! In LA! Get down to the Celebrity Centre and learn to make films the LRH way!

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And finally, another entry in the church’s series of ads that is supposed to entice members to join staff. This is getting sadder and sadder…

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Thanks again to our great tipsters. Keep ’em coming!

 

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