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Sunday Funnies: Scientology Braces for the Holidays!

With Thanksgiving behind us, the rest of the year will, as usual, fly by with alacrity.

Scientologists, like the rest of us, are bracing for the final mad weeks of 2012, and we have some of their most recent fundraising mailers and other come-ons that have arrived in the inboxes of members.

As you ponder all the things you need to get done before 2013 starts, take a moment and join us for our weekly dose of Sunday Funnies!

 
Let’s start off with that rarest of Scientology phenomena: a free offer! That’s right, the church that loves to beg for parishioner cash is handing out some of L. Ron Hubbard’s wisdom, and all they want in return is your pertinent info! What a deal.

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Put on your yarmulke, here comes Hanukkah! What are the chances that during this celebration of Hanukkah at the Advanced Org of Los Angeles (AOLA), someone mentions that Judaism is a 75 million-year-old mental implant according to L. Ron Hubbard? Now that would be a festival of lights!

 
This next image was featured in a brochure one of our tipsters received. Honestly, it left us a bit speechless.

(And speaking of “Whole Track History Books” — we would love to see one!)

With the end of the year looming, what better time to remind Scientologists that they enjoy a special relationship with the IRS, thanks to the US taxpayer? Aren’t you glad your tax money is helping church members zoom up the Bridge to Total Freedom? Hail, Columbia!

Hey, thanks again to our great tipsters. Keep those mailers and brochures coming!

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