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More secrets from Scientology’s vanished entity, Narconon International

Where's Clark?

Where’s Clark?

On Monday, we told you about the latest adventures of our friend Mark Ebner, who once again stumbled across some things Scientology had abandoned. In this case, they were documents sitting in an empty office building on Hollywood Boulevard that for at least several years had been the headquarters of Narconon International.

Narconon International and its president, Clark Carr, had left the building so suddenly, there were documents lying around, a softball bat, magazines, and other things that Ebner took pictures of or scooped up and mailed us.

We were surprised, but we also told you that we had been hearing from one of our best sources that Narconon International, the umbrella group that oversees Scientology’s drug rehab clinics, was in trouble and was going to be dismantled. And now, here was some proof of it.

Narconon International’s address is now a mail drop in another Los Angeles building, and there’s been no sign of Carr for weeks, even as the network’s latest attempt to open a new facility has run into a snag in Ontario, Canada.

We heard from a Canadian journalist this week who said he used to be able to get ahold of Carr when he had questions about the new project, but now, he’s getting no responses.

What’s going on? Based on what our source told us, we think the Narconon network has been taken over by another Scientology umbrella group, the Association for Better Living and Education (ABLE), and Narconon International has become an entity in name only and may exist from now on only as a defendant in numerous lawsuits. Clark Carr may have become the latest Scientology executive to simply be disappeared.

There’s plenty of precedence for it.

We’ve told you before about some of Scientology’s other “disappeared.” The president of ABLE itself, for example, is a woman named Rena Weinberg. Although you can still find references to her at ABLE’s website, the South African woman hasn’t been seen in public for about nine years. In 2006-2007, when Mike Rinder was in “The Hole,” Scientology’s notorious office-prison for fallen executives, he says that Weinberg was one of the other prisoners. She still hasn’t been seen since then.

We’ve also written about Barbara Ruiz, a woman who ran the famous Writers of the Future science fiction contest while she was an executive at Author Services Inc., the L. Ron Hubbard literary agency. She was disappeared some time after 2004, after she had been spotted helping to run things at The Hole.

Another person who spent years in The Hole, according to multiple eyewitnesses, was the president of the Church of Scientology, a man name Heber Jentzch. Heber at one time had been the face of the movement, and had good relationships with numerous journalists who could count on him to deliver Scientology’s versions of things. (“President” was more of a public relations role than one of real power in the organization.) But since 2004, he’s only been trotted out once, for the funeral of his son, and even then we only got a single blurry photograph of him. He told his older brother, David, “I’ll never get out of here alive.”

And the most famous of the disappeared Scientology executives, of course, is the wife of the church’s leader. Shelly Miscavige vanished in 2005, and has only been seen one time since then when she was let out for a couple of days to attend the funeral of her father in the summer of 2007. For the past nine years, she’s been held out of sight at a small mountain compound near Lake Arrowhead, California.

Has Clark Carr joined the ranks of the disappeared? If so, he won’t stay there. Narconon International is named in dozens of lawsuits across the country as the drug rehab network continues to be a target for litigation. Many of those cases were held up recently as Las Vegas attorney Ryan Hamilton attempted, and failed, to have them consolidated in a single court. But now, with those cases starting to move forward again, more than one attorney has told us they are looking forward to deposing Carr to find out what’s happened with Narconon International.

So let’s take a look at some more of the items that Clark Carr left behind in his hurry to abandon his offices and that was picked up by Mark Ebner for us.

We told you last time about a “Knowledge Report” that painted a disturbing picture about the problems a young woman experienced just a few months ago at Narconon Arrowhead, the network’s flagship facility in Oklahoma.

Here’s another series of Knowledge Reports written by a Narconon International executive who was complaining about one of her employees and what she had been wearing to work. Remarkably, the young woman’s responses are handwritten on each of the reports. It gives us a little slice of life inside this strange institution…

Cope Off NN I 30 May 2006
6C NN I

cc: ED NN I
cc: Pres. NN I
cc: D/ED Expansion NN I
cc: Qual Sec NN I
cc: Dir Comm NN I
cc: Amy —–

KR
Amy —–

The Cope Off NN I told me today that Selene —– was ARC X with me as I had threatened to write her up for nattering.

Last Thursday Bill O’Meara told me that Selene was ARC X with me in that I was suppressing Amy and her by telling them about the way they dressed.

I went to talk to Selene with the Cope Off NN I present. I asked Selene what had happened. She told me that Amy had told her that I was going to write her and Amy up for nattering and also about the way they were dressed. Selene said she was very enturbulated about the comm from Amy as she felt I had invalidated her and she feels she dresses very nice.

I told Selene that I NEVER told Amy that I was writing up Selene fo anything. What I did say to Amy is that if I heard that Amy was nattering to Selene I would write HER up Amy altered my comm to worsen it creating enturbulation on Selene’s lines and an unnecessary ARC X with me.

I did tell Selene that some of her tops where to low exposing her boobs and that looked unprofessional and that is the only outpoint I saw with Selene’s dress. Otherwise, Selene always dresses very nice which I told her.

I discussed with Selene the importance of our image and it’s relationship to income as well as the OL lines we are now on. Selene said she understood and agrees with the importance.

I asked Selene that if at anytime she was ARC X with me, to come and talk to me. I also said if I wanted to communicate something to her about her dress, actions or whatever, I certainly would not discuss it with Amy and in fact take it up with Selene herself.

I have tried on several occasions to work with Amy with no results. In truth — with evidence — she continues to violate the dress code, natters and lies — causing enturbulation and dev-t for many staff members trying to handle problems she creates.

This is true!

Teddy

 
[handwritten on back]

Thank you for lying through your teeth you SAID that IF I HEAR you and Selene nattering about the way you guys dress I will write that up!

Don’t call me a lyer OK if I had a recording machine I would have recorded anything you have said I DON’T LIE

HONESTLY I CAN’T WORK WITH A FAKE PERSON LIKE YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

 
(Second document)

 
Cope Off NN I 30 May 2006
6C NN I

cc: ED NN I
cc: Pres NN I
cc: D/ED Expan NN I
cc: Qual Sec NN I
cc: Amy ——

KR
Amy ——

When I came in the org today Amy was wearing a t-shirt style top that was short sleeved and looked like it was cut down the center ending just above her bra line.

She was also wearing black flip flops. Both of these are violations of the NN I dress code, attached.

In addition, her hair was sloppy and unprofessional.

This is true!

Teddy

 
[handwritten on page]

TAKE A LOOK AROUND A SEE WHAT EVERYONE IS WEARING. AND I HAVE SEEN MORE PEOPLE WEARING FLIP FLOPS.

ALL I KNOW IS THAT I HAVE TRIED TO COOPERATE WITH YOU IN EVERY WAY BUT IT DOES NOT WORK YOU ARE HARASSING ME AND CONSTANTLY ON MY PACE.

 
(Third document)

I have tried to handle Amy many times. I even validated her at the staff meeting last week in a last ditch effort that she would change.

And again today she came to work with her bra hanging out of the back of her blousse, and her hair a mess.

This is true!

Teddy

 
[handwritten on page]

You are talking like I DRESS LIKE A SLOB

PLEASE, THE PROBLEM IS YOU DON’T LIKE ME WHICH IS FINE BUT DON’T NAG ME ABOUT ANYTHING I KNOW HOW TO DO MY JOB AND HOW TO TAKE CARE OF MYSELF

 
We asked one of our best Narconon sources to explain this series of documents: “Teddy Chambers was the community relations person at Narconon International. She organized events and did other stuff, so she was always concerned with the image of the organization. Narconon Int hired a handful of local people who were not Scientologists, including Amy and Selene. They were younger and tolerated a lot of shit concerning the Scientology stuff like hats, KRs, stats, conditions, etc. Apparently Teddy had an issue with Amy not dressing as professional as she would have liked!”

 
ADDITIONAL ITEMS IN THE EBNER TROVE…

Document: Narconon President Duties and Functions

In this document left behind by Carr, the duties of a president at a rehab facility are laid out in detail. This is mostly a PR post, with the duty to spread the word of L. Ron Hubbard’s genius to the world…

“Narconon’s goal is a world free from the scourge of drug and alcohol abuse, where children can grow up free to achieve their best without drugs destroying their lives. This is brought about through the broad dissemination, acceptance and utilization of L. Ron Hubbard’s drug rehabilitation technology….The President NN works directly with opinion leaders, celebrities and the media to bring about overwhelming public support or LRH drug rehab and prevention tech in their area and zone of responsibility.”

And we learn how a president is judged: “The statistics of the President NN are External Profitable Images as well as Unprofitable Images Found and Handled…Another sub-stat is Number of Drug Prevention Lectures or Services Delivered Worldwide.”

So keep that in mind when you see the relentless work by people pushing their “Drug-Free World” seminars on local schools, or Narconon gladhanding politicians in your area — they’re doing it for the weekly stats, and can’t rest for a moment.

 
Document: Targeting then-Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver for support

In 2004, Narconon was under serious attack in California as a series of articles by Nanette Asimov in the San Francisco Chronicle motivated the state’s school system to review whether it should be allowing school presentations about the Scientology’s anti-drug ideas. (Ultimately, the state recommended that schools not use Narconon material.)

In this document, Clark Carr (with references to Rena Weinberg) comes up with an action plan to fight Narconon’s critics, including a plan to influence the governor (with the help of Weinberg) and his wife with the help of celebrities Kirstie Alley and Anne Archer…

The lines to develop are:

A. Governor through Pres ABLE Int.
B. Maria Shriver through Kirstie Alley and Anne Archer
C. Legislative visits

 
Document: Utilization of Scientology Celebrities

“As aesthetics can play a vital part to raise the tone level of societies, artists have a crucial role in the rapid clearing of Earth. The Sea Org has taken responsibility for revitalizing the field of the arts through rehabilitation of the artist, all in the name of a new civilization.”

This is an outline that gives instructions for how to request a Scientology celebrity for your event! Isn’t that fun?

 
——————–

Bonus photos from our tipsters

Quien es mas macho! Actual caption from Narconon Tijauna: “Our Executive Director is giving a lecture about how to deal with the family and the family once it has gone out of detention, as a group of the Anon!”

 
SciMexico

 
Twitter caption from London user: “Anonymous protest across the street from my window. This is what I get for living above a Scientology place.”

 
SciLondonAnon

 
Waiting for our Russian language department to get back to us on what the heck is going on here…

 
SciRussia

 
Graduation on the Freewinds!

 
FreewindsGraduation

 
Louis Farrakhan event at the London Ideal Org — is this the man in the flesh? Or a remote video feed? Or on tape? (According to the Nation of Islam website, he’s speaking in Chicago, and this will be a live webcast for other areas.)

 
FarrakhanLondon

 
Scientologists are using social media more than ever. Drop us a line if you spot them posting images to Instagram or Facebook!

 
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Posted by Tony Ortega on February 14, 2015 at 08:00

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  • Russian pic translation.
    Sorry if someone already translated it.

    “Life Repair”

    “Perhaps everyone has it’s own road to freedom.
    My first step resulted in something I did not expect.
    For the first time in my life, I feel so free, “light” and unrestricted – meaning, I can do anything,
    I can handle anything, I even bought stiletto shoes! I never wore those before! And all of a sudden,
    I didn’t just decide to buy them, but I can actually walk in them too!
    These shoes are like symbol for me – I can do anything!
    If you want to be happy – be happy!”

    “Get your success! Call…”

    • Eclipse-girl

      Thank you for this.

      Good morning doesn’t work in my time zone, but its nice to see you

    • LongtimeLurker

      That’s so upsetting that she was/is so disempowered that she can’t believe her “ability” to walk in stilettos came from her.

      Instead she has to credit Scientology with making her able to do it.

      Also, not much of a win – I wore “stilettos” when I dressed as Frank-N-Furter for Rocky Horror Picture Show screenings. Only once or twice a year. Never had any problems.

    • sookiesookie

      From cleavage, messy hair and flip-flops, to stiletto heels… I feel like we’ve come full-circle today.

      *wipes happy tear*

    • Nat-lificent

      He wears stilettos?

    • GrandEclectus

      I don’t speak or write Russion, but I think I can use my super wog powers to do a more accurate translation. How’s this:
      “Destroy Your Life

      Perhaps everyone has a spade to dig their own grave.

      For the first time in my life, I feel free and light, but in reality Iโ€™m
      weighed down, restricted and thereโ€™s a guard keeping me from doing anything. I
      need medication, but Iโ€™m not allowed to take it, because itโ€™s all my fault that
      Iโ€™m sick and Iโ€™m sure my virulent skin condition will clear up after my next
      course or auditing sessions.

      I have a weird sense of power, almost as if I have delusions of grandeur. I
      can even wear 8โ€ heels, even though Iโ€™m probably going to fall down and break
      every bone in my body. I donโ€™t care!

      The shoes are a symbol for me โ€“ I can do anything as long as I ask my
      supervisor. Maybe I can see my children for 20 minutes today. Maybe I can have
      a smoke break and yell at an ashtray. Weeee!

      Get your Failure today. You don’t have the talent to become a famous actor anyway. Call now and have your bank info and credit card authorizations at the ready.”

      How’d I do?

      • LongtimeLurker

        You don’t speak Russian, but you speak truth.

      • Not bad at all. To be fair though, their “Life Repair” is usually an introductory auditing,
        that often does make new people feel better, so it’s “cheese” in the mousetrap.

        • Super Power Wog

          EP of Life Repair >>>Go up The Bridge : (

    • TheQueenofBulgravia

      Is this the Russian couple who graduated at Flag earlier this week and had photos featured on here twice?

      • LongtimeLurker

        The ‘white power’ couple?

        • TheQueenofBulgravia

          yes—and one of him with his exam paper and a lot of teeth

          • LongtimeLurker

            That pic is a stock image and I *think* there’s no name on that testimonial. But IANAR.

  • EnthralledObserver

    Terror attack in Copenhagen…
    Not over yet.

    • LongtimeLurker

      Didn’t that start hours ago?

      I just assumed they’d dealt with it.

      My god.

      • EnthralledObserver

        2nd shooting apparently… not yet determined if it’s related, but they haven’t caught gunman/gunmen in either attack… so therefore ongoing.

        • LongtimeLurker

          I mean, Denmark? Really? Of all the…unassuming…places to attack.

          • EnthralledObserver

            I just think it’s a point that they, meaning those influenced by ISIL, are everywhere (thanks to the internet – this is the downside, where with $cientology we’ve seen it as a good thing), and wherever they are, they are going to find a target worthy of attack. Even if it’s just a random person on the street.

            • LongtimeLurker

              Yeah. Sigh.

            • EnthralledObserver

              They might have got him… hopefully so.

            • LongtimeLurker

              I haven’t checked it out. Not sure I can handle it. Appreciate your updates.

  • Ella Raitch

    Re Papermag Scientology handler – just came across this in the comments

    WWP namefagged a few years ago:

    https://whyweprotest.net/threads/scientologymyths-regular-poster-namefagged.97935/

    Looks likely she has disconnection in her own family

    • Frodis73

      Wow! Thanks for posting that. This is what one of her own sons experienced while working on staff:

      http://corey-art.com/smf/index.php?topic=2374.0

      eta-I’m so tempted to go back and call her ass out about disconnection now.

      • LongtimeLurker

        For a while one of her sons was posting very anti-Scientology commentary on social media under a pseudonym.

        I wonder if she disconnected.

  • Nat-lificent

    Time for an emeter love song by Josh Wong?
    http://www.56.com/u36/v_MTE0ODg4ODY1.html

    • GrandEclectus

      O. M. X. I am on the floor!!! To think I almost missed this.

      Can the Autotune the News guys do this?

      • Nat-lificent

        ANY tuning would be welcome relief

    • LongtimeLurker

      Lurker confuse.

      Iz parody? Or is Poe’s law?

      Arrrggg. Lurker smash!

    • Ella Raitch

      That is magic. 1sub better lift his game!

    • Frodis73

      Holy fuck! That is gold Nat! Comedy gold!!!!

      • Nat-lificent

        ikr?

        • beauty for ashes

          Stupid questions; Ikr= I know, right? XD=? any other abbreves you cool kids using?

          • Nat-lificent

            ikr? = I know right?
            and XD is an old school emoticon for http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/50315_224586156661_4374586_n.jpg

            • GrandEclectus

              We be kickin’ it old school.

            • Nat-lificent

              fo sho

            • coonellie

              Nat, I have been wanting to ask you this for quite sometime, but I work a lot and also I’m kind of afraid. You’re a school teacher (God bless you!!! Hard job!…love exclamation point tech) and you’ve also grown up in a hyper-Pentecostal church environment. I, too, grew up in the same sort of church life and became a middle-of-the-road Christian. Not real happy with the Pentecostal theology, but I didn’t ditch the Christian part of it.

              When you teach, are you able to hold back your dislike for Christians and their doctrines?

            • Nat-lificent

              I am only teaching part time now and studying the rest of the time switch my field so no need to bless me anymore ๐Ÿ˜‰

              As to your question, when I teach I feel that I can be fair to all my students under most circumstances. All people are on their own trajectories in life. I respect people way more than I desire to control them. My teaching philosophy is to help people become the best versions of themselves they believe possible and to make their worlds as big as they can stand.
              Having been raised by deeply religious people and having tried to be a believer myself I know that all faithful have doubts. Very few can keep up the pious ideal all the time — just as I am not perfectly able to be reasonable and logical all the time (by far) though those are my ideals. Most of the time they are “normal” and “sinful” and a mix of rational and irrational like me. We are the same. Equals. Humans.
              The few who really cling to their religious identities constantly. Need to feel superior, need rules handed down from their families/religious leaders rather than listen to and trust themselves — well I just see them as weak/damaged and I treat them as I do my other wounded babies (the drug addicts, the cruel-hearted ones, the angry, the violent, the despondent) with as much compassion and patience as the circumstances and my personal resources allow and a huge secret side of hope.
              Does any of that make sense?

          • LongtimeLurker

            GrandEclectus said O. M. X. for Oh My Xenu a while back. I thought that was cool.

            • Super Power Wog

              Don’t forget SPHB

            • coonellie

              What does that mean?

            • Super Power Wog

              I was being an ass to LTL. Short for Sugar Pie Honey Bunch : ) lolol

            • coonellie

              Oh, okay. Of course, I cannot get the song out of my head now. Thanks so much.

            • Super Power Wog

              lolol. The Four Tops are awesome. Enjoy : )

          • EnthralledObserver

            Took me ages to decipher IANAL (I am not a lawyer) and AFAIK (As far as I know) and IIRC (If I recall correctly).

            • Super Power Wog

              Will have to put in my Bunker Dictionary. Thx!

            • beauty for ashes

              Xenu bless you!!

            • romanesco

              I may not be a lawyer, but I like to think I’m not anal either.

          • Robert Eckert

            XD is a variant of ๐Ÿ˜€ smiling widely except you are smiling so widely your eyes are forced closed.

        • coonellie

          Nat…it makes me want to click that it can download something. Is that normal?

    • LongtimeLurker

      Saved to HD.

      • GrandEclectus

        Cool! How? I was just looking into CamStudio.

        • LongtimeLurker

          What browser you using?

          • GrandEclectus

            I have IE, Firefox and Opera.

            • LongtimeLurker

              https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/video-downloadhelper/?src=search

              I also have like 3 others, but that’s the most robust.

              And a stand-alone app called Wondershare AllMyTube which I think was like $20 and is pretty great.

              I would like to point out that I pay for all copyright (copyrighted? copywritten?) media that I consume.

              I use these things for…other purposes…like saving Josh Wong songs.

            • GrandEclectus

              No joy. Oh well.

            • LongtimeLurker

              What no joy? With Camstudio? Or Downloadhelper? I confuse.

            • GrandEclectus

              I got virus notifications with CamStudio.
              The DownLoadhelper installed fine, and would capture other media, but not the Scientology emeter song.

            • LongtimeLurker

              On rare occasions it doesn’t work straight off the bat. Try reloading the tab a couple of times, and stay on that tab while it reloads.

              Otherwise I can get it to you…somehow…?

    • Hingle McCringleberry

      First video on the brand new McCringlaptop. Thanks Nat! When he refers to the C/S’s interest in him or his emeter, what’s really going through her head is ‘this stooge has enough scratch left for the required two of these and he’s all 1.1 bubbly about it, so there’s got to be a nice chunk left over for the IAS so I might get some steak (hell, even some greens) with the beans and rice. Everyone’s a reg.

    • Intergalactic Walrus

      Can you imagine being a mom and walking in on this action? Maybe the only time when walking in on a dudes masturbation session would be less embarrassing.

    • beauty for ashes

      I can’t get this to work, internet explorer or google chrome. grrr. any suggestions?

  • LongtimeLurker

    ** RED X +โ€“+** RED X ** +โ€“+ RED X**

    Hi all.

    Scientology is engaged in fraudulent spamming of craigslist, in breach of CLs terms of service and basic human decency.

    Save future victims by flagging these ads for deletion.

    Join the Red Xers.

    Stats and other information at WWP: https://whyweprotest.net/threads/taking-down-co-on-craigslist-co-ads-on-craigslist.113779/page-118#post-2514616

    REDX Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-Kvg78kCcvo5gL7UfPcmhmbsagTNtdj0y2LAiHVFrCU/pubhtml

    • Super Power Wog

      FREELOADER Debt is ILLEGAL and CANโ€™TBE ENFORCED.

      DONโ€™T route out, BLOW, Get HELP, get OUT. CALL 1-866-XSEAORG
      Thx AP

      • LongtimeLurker

        Ooops.

        Sorry.

        Also forgot an image.

        Was distracted.

        Will do better.

        • Super Power Wog

          My OCD complements your ADHD snickersnort

          • LongtimeLurker

            Wonder Twin Powers activate!

            Shape of…one functional person!

            Form of…an ice typewriter!

            • Frodis73

              Ok, I’m on the floor…between the emeter love song and this exchange I’m dying over here.

            • LongtimeLurker

              We just want to bring some light into people’s lives. ; )

            • Super Power Wog

              In a Love and Light Bitches…..type ….way

      • ๐Ÿ™‚

  • sookiesookie

    I’ve been thinking about the “This is true!!” nonsense. Is this part of how they feel comfortable lying and telling shore stories to the unindoctrinated? In other words, if something is only considered true once you declare, “THIS IS TRUE,” does that mean that all other declarations are assumed to be “acceptable” truths?

    [Here’s what I’m really asking: I’ve missed a few days of work this week, and I’d rather not use vacation days. If I claim Sci status, can I just falsify my timesheet and NOT put the “this is true” line at the bottom of it? Is that the legal equivalent of fingers-crossed behind my back?]

    • GrandEclectus

      In their world, it probably means “I’m lying through my teeth!”

    • Cosmo Pidgeon

      Yeah it’s funny to see that sort of thing again.

  • Super Power Wog

    This Louis Farrakhan “thing” drives me crazy. A good friend of mine is Muslim, so I will have to see what she thinks about it. IT doesn’t even make sense.

    O/T: Just finished watching Guardians of the Galaxy and thought I was losing brain cells until it got kind of entertaining at the end.

    • LongtimeLurker

      I do NOT get the love for that film.

      I mean…it’s fine, but…

      • Super Power Wog

        The only thing great about it was the Jackson 5 song at the very end with Root dancing. That was it.

        • LongtimeLurker

          I do like me a raccoon with a big gun.

          But not for 2 hours.

          That is a good song, tho’

          • Super Power Wog

            A hot Elphaba + plus racoon + plus tree from Lord of the Rings + cute white dude = BarF

            • LongtimeLurker

              Had to look up Elphaba.

            • Super Power Wog

              lolol

      • Super Power Wog

        ….

      • coonellie

        I think it’s the music, which is pretty awesome. Otherwise, it’s not a great movie.

        • LongtimeLurker

          Seconded.

  • Super Power Wog

    ….zzzzzzzzz

  • GrandEclectus

    Good night, and thanks for making me laugh so hard I snorted up milk I had last Thursday. Thanks for sharing my wonderful day of being blocked…boo hoo…by Kirstie and company…(as if anyone can’t view their tweets by…never mind). I will no doubt wake up screaming with the dulcit tones of Mr. Wong caterwauling his love song to his over-priced toy. Scarred for life! Cheers!

    • LongtimeLurker

      Byeeeeeee.

      • coonellie

        BTW, did you figure out that Teddy was a woman?

        • LongtimeLurker

          No. I had to be told. I was using entheta skim-reading tech.

          I think it’s possible Teddy is 1.1 and doesn’t know it.

          • coonellie

            Thanks for the giggle…of course, the wine helps!

          • coonellie

            And, I just finished a REALLY BIG project, which means I had to gift myself with a glass (bottle) of wine.

            • LongtimeLurker

              If you don’t take care of you, then who will, right?

              I’m avoiding the project I should be finishing by hanging out here.

            • coonellie

              Well, I support my family with my work, so I cannot avoid work. I say yes to every job that comes in, which means I work 20 hour days when there’s work, or I sit and do nothing for weeks on end.

              BTW, a “hopefully” good piece of news…a relative of mine might be helping in the legal aspect of taking down NN I. ๐Ÿ™‚

              What project are you avoiding? Would love to help if it’s in my arena?

            • LongtimeLurker

              Hooray for your relative!

              The project is a screenplay I’m writing with a friend. Appreciate the offer, but I just have to knuckle down and do my share of this week’s work.

            • Super Power Wog

              Yeah get off the Bunker : )

            • LongtimeLurker

              Yeah I should for a while.

              Can you do RedX for a few hours?

              Or is someone else due to take over?

              I can come back in 5 hours or so.

            • Super Power Wog

              I’ll take over no problem. Have Fun.

            • LongtimeLurker

              1/2 work 1/2 fun.

              Thx.

            • coonellie

              If I could tell you who my Mom is, you’d know that I appreciate writing a screenplayl Let me just say that when I was 14 years old, I called Robert Towne to help her finish what she wrote. Of course, “she” is a sociopath and one of the reasons I relate so well with ex-Scilons.

            • LongtimeLurker

              Robert Towne! You name-dropper! ; )

              Sorry about your Mom. Mine was an undiagnosed paranoid schizophrenic with bipolar disorder.

              Poor woman.

              Poor smaller me.

              Poor smaller you.

              Do you know this poem (caution, f-word)?
              http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poem/178055

            • coonellie

              Very interesting poetry although my brother-in-law wrote better poetry (not in English). I never mind f-words or any words.

              The problem with our Moms is that they don’t care. Where’s that poem?

              And, the cost of the therapy to make us better?

              BTW, one of my favorite playwrite/screenwriter/novelists is Anthony Horowitz and he, also, had quite the upbringing. Seems to bring out the best in writers!

            • LongtimeLurker

              Yeah, if I could go back in time I’d tell my mom not to worry about a college fund, put aside money for my future therapy.

            • coonellie

              Do you know what my therapist said to me when I had baby Coonellie?

              “Well, you can either save for a college fund or a therapist fund?

            • LongtimeLurker

              I’m not sure how I would have taken that.

              You could win the lottery and do both, I guess.

            • coonellie

              Funny thing about the lottery is that you have to play to win. I refuse to play, so I never win!

            • beauty for ashes

              No box o wine for you!

            • coonellie

              no box, promise…bottle ๐Ÿ™‚
              and…you’re icon…i’ve been meaning to ask…did someone slash your hand or is there a deeper meaning. I love the phrase, “beauty for ashes.”

            • beauty for ashes

              An artist painted a mouth on the palm of the hand. I just liked for so many reasons. I had been reading the bunker and had been thinking of de lurking for a long time. I just saw this and it clicked with me.
              Also I had heard this psalm that reminded me so much of what I wished for for everyone connected to this church, that I grabbed a datebook and wrote it down. I’m not religious, if you click on my avatar, I believe I wrote it there and edited out the more religious parts. (f5)

            • coonellie

              Thanks for answering :). Yes, the Psalm was how I was trying to put it into context, but your explanation helps. This from someone who reads through the Tanakh ๐Ÿ™‚

            • beauty for ashes

              What’s the Tanakh?

  • Repost for anyone who missed this great interview:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r66Vu4x2Q0s

    • LongtimeLurker

      Thx DTL!

    • coonellie

      Not only did I see/hear it, but it took me down a rabbit hole that lasted four hours I didn’t have. You have a pass because I’m partial to you and your kitties ๐Ÿ™‚

      • ๐Ÿ™‚ First time I am posting it, but I remember someone posting it before.

        • coonellie

          And, a repeat question that I have no question asking;..(do you like my semicolon?), so you ever sleep?

          • Sometimes. ๐Ÿ˜‰

            • coonellie

              Bless you! BTW, if you ever want to help http://www.thecenters.org/affiliate_russia.aspx
              I’m sure they’d love it. They’re a good bunch of guys. They made me love Russians.

              Back story…my family was almost exterminated by the Russians (and they were Russians) and I wasn’t allowed to speak any Russian growing up because of it. When I meet Russians today they all think I’m from the Motherland ๐Ÿ™‚

        • Super Power Wog

          MaxSpaceman posted it earlier. I’m sure someone posted it before that a few times too. Everytime I see it I always tell myself I’m going to watch it and never do. Glad you are posting it again cuz I just realized it is Saturday, and I get to watch it. : )

          • beauty for ashes

            If you have a YouTube account you can just click on the watch later icon (clock) and it will be awaiting your arrival.

            • Super Power Wog

              Thanks BFA. I got distracted with all the cats.

    • what’suppressive

      Thanks Dodo. I’m a little behind the times atm. Ebner’s a rock star

    • Tory Christman

      “Guess what CULT…the chickens have come home to roost. I gotcha!”
      OH.YEAH! Way to go, Mark ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Intergalactic Walrus

    How did CO$ never think of this to promote themselves with “Oscar swag”? –

    “But the best item of all โ€” and also the most expensive โ€” is the piรจce de resistance, a $20,000 gift certificate
    for a personal visit from โ€œEnigma Lifeโ€ founder Olessia Kantor, who will meet with each recipient โ€œto discuss their 2015 horoscope, analyze dreams and teach them mind control techniques.โ€ I wonโ€™t say anything about Scientology, although I really want to.”

    http://bestmoviesevernews.com/years-oscar-nominee-gift-bag-will-feature-mere-125k-goodies/

    • Frodis73

      They are more toxic with every minute that passes.

      • Intergalactic Walrus

        But according to master thespian Danny Masterson, “Everything in Scientology is based on logic.” What could go wrong? ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Frodis73

    Anybody need a laugh? Just found this little

    Psychometric science is the future. At some point it will replace DNA
    and fingerprints. A person will be able to pass through a door and
    unlock it without a key, recognized by โ€œauraโ€. This is a science that
    has enormous potential and possibilities.

    • Super Power Wog

      I need a word clear for SA please.

      • madmax

        South Africa Blog: Back in Comm. ๐Ÿ™‚

        • Super Power Wog

          thx

          • Frodis73

            Oops! Sorry, got sucked into some stuff.

  • Super Power Wog

    Can someone explain this Cat obsession at the Bunker? I’ve read many references to it, and now I have to ask.

    • coonellie

      Do you mean the cute little kitties? Because they’re cute.

      • Super Power Wog

        Yes.

    • We do not have cat obsession…

      • Jo

        I want a cat.

        • And a cat wants you too.

        • beauty for ashes

          ****tee hee *** I can’t say no! F5

        • Sandy

          Me too. Had cats all my life. But, I adopted a bird who needed a home. No cats for me right now. :o(

      • Super Power Wog

        Fine. A cat infatuation.

    • beauty for ashes

      Mwahahahahaha! Its very silly of us isn’t it? We all have soft hearts I think.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP4NMoJcFd4

      • This, right here, is why.
        I am having a profound moment right now, I laugh and cry at the same time.

        • Super Power Wog

          …fetish….

          • No!

            • Super Power Wog

              Ok Ok you are right. It’s a Catuation.

          • Nat-lificent
            • Super Power Wog

              I’m going to have Cat dreams tonight …I just know it.

            • Nat-lificent

              You are getting a crash course of twenty years of internet culture in one hour. Lol.

            • Super Power Wog

              No kidding. : )

            • Rita Gregory

              I wonder if SPW has been rick rolled yet?

            • Nat-lificent

              OOOOHHH! Do it!

            • Super Power Wog

              On to both of you

            • Super Power Wog

              …On to both of you

            • Rita Gregory

              Shoot! ๐Ÿ˜€

            • Super Power Wog

              She got me already while I was distracted : )

        • beauty for ashes

          First off Dodo, remember the message, we CAN”T hug every cat, and that’s okay.
          Second~This is where my post landed! Disqus Dementia!

          • Yes, We Can!

          • Rita Gregory

            I can’t hug any cats, I’m allergic. I has a sad now.

      • Frodis73

        This kills me every time I watch it.

      • Zana

        I love this. I never get tired of it. Cracks me up every time. Thanks, I needed that. ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Nat-lificent

      What are you . . . meow . . . talking . . . meow . . . about . . . meow?

      http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001921033/5943615053_129045679406052057_xlarge.jpeg

      • Super Power Wog

        You guys are being worse than scio’s right now. Just tell me! I want to get to the next level.

        • Ella Raitch

          No secret….it’s just an internet thing

          • Super Power Wog

            lol ok gotcha. Just a cat fetish.

            • Nat-lificent

              That the whole internet has and has had since the 90’s ๐Ÿ™‚

            • Super Power Wog

              I was not on the web in the 90’s … never heard of it.

            • Nat-lificent

              ๐Ÿ˜€

            • Super Power Wog

              lolol… moving on with my life

            • Ella Raitch

              google lolcats

            • Super Power Wog

              oh I see….heehee haha.

        • Juicer77

          Cats are the Bunker spirit animal. Can’t be bribed, swayed or impressed. Random objects amuse us. Disdain for things we consider stupid. Smart, sassy and sleek. That’s us!

          • Super Power Wog

            Got it thx ; ) glad I did not dream about them.

        • L. C. Spencer

          Everything everybody else said, but also, Tony has cats and occasionally mentions them.

      • Anonlicious

        God Cat looks like Psychopath

    • Captain Howdy
      • beauty for ashes

        Howdeee! ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚

      • Super Power Wog

        lolol Thx CH! I will put in my Bunker Folder : )

      • Nat-lificent

        I kinda want to kiss you and punch you at the same time.

        • Captain Howdy

          You and every other woman I’ve ever known.

          • Nat-lificent

            Don’t you get tired of lipstick stain and black eye combos?

            • Captain Howdy

              Black eyes means they love me.

            • Nat-lificent

              That’s fucked up.
              And true.
              And you are lucky to be so far away from my fist right now.

          • Rita Gregory

            Good to see you Howdy!

      • Good to see you Captain Cat.

        • Captain Howdy

          And you Sir Dodo.

      • Frodis73

        Greatest comment over there:

        You know, the internet is a lot like Ancient Egypt. People post cryptic text on walls and worship cats.

      • beauty for ashes

        This is how excited we all get when you show up, this man of mystery thing is really working for you! F5 Oh and somebody please shoop this!

  • beauty for ashes

    Okay this is a test, the last couple posts I’ve made to this lovely server Disqus have disappeared later when I have refreshed the page. Please confirm I have not gone exterior.

    • Nat-lificent
      • beauty for ashes

        Thanks Magnificent Nat-lificent! I was sure as Obs said “Disqus is gaslighting me!”

    • I see you.

      • Super Power Wog

        ..and I see you….

        • Nat-lificent

          Stop being a creeper Louanne

          • Super Power Wog

            snickersnort

        • Robert Eckert
          • Super Power Wog

            Rofl! Thx for the giggles!

          • Super Power Wog

            hahahaha Robert! Exactly. : ) Thx for the giggles.

    • Nat-lificent

      Did those posts contain repeated words or lots of links? I notice the spam filters are more aggressive lately.

      • beauty for ashes

        Nope, I made a Youtube link, and asked a four word question in another.

        • Nat-lificent

          Hmm. Probably just a weird little hiccup then.

          • beauty for ashes

            What happened to you?

            • Nat-lificent

              Just lost a few comments. Posted then poof. Gone. Lasted on ly two posts then back to normal.

            • Nat-lificent

              It just happened again! I write a post. Hit the button. It seems to post, then nothing appears.
              Edit: Can you see this?

            • Use refresh more often. Works for me.

            • Nat-lificent

              No, it’s gremlins XD

            • beauty for ashes

              I see you, but don’t look at me I’m having a “Harry Potter hair day”

      • Super Power Wog

        Yeah Disqus is being weird. All your cats attacked me a few mins ago at the same time.

        • Nat-lificent

          Ha!

    • Frodis73

      I also think it’s just a disqus thing…it’s done it to me a few times too.

  • Super Power Wog

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    (including :how to complain to CL about spamming and other misbehavior by co$)

    RedX write up : https://whyweprotest.net/threads/taking-down-co-on-craigslist-co-ads-on-craigslist.113779/page-117#post-2494321

    RedX spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-Kvg78kCcvo5gL7UfPcmhmbsagTNtdj0y2LAiHVFrCU/pubhtml

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    DONโ€™T route out, BLOW, Get HELP, get OUT. CALL 1-866-XSEAORG

    RED X GANG YO pic (First RedX graphic: the RedX Gang byAegerprimo, inspired by Barbara Angel)

    https://www.flickr.com/photos/120371503@N05/13156275813/in/set-72157642802079293

  • don’t shoot me, I’m just the messenger….

    pic

    • Nat-lificent

      Do you think he’s gay? Honest question.

      • well, there was those photos of his boys only summer holiday last year… no other celebs just Spanish looking guys in speedos …. I’m always wary of any guy who wears speedos, lol.

        In the gossip world it’s an assumption that’s up there with Zac Efron and everyone knows Zac Efron is gay. The reason it’s as hush hush as it is is because of the box office power he had… have read loads of blinds over the years that seem to be him but no reveals. If you factor in top stars have top PR companies that can afford to make stories “go away” and the general impression he’s a nice guy and all the crew loves him then it’s easy to understand the continual question mark over his sexuality. His kids are plainly his but then so were the first 2 of Travolta’s 3 [think JT’s no 3 is a secret adoption]. Percentage wise the acting profession is heavily gay compared to other businesses, especially in the theatre. I’ve never believed him as a full on romantic male lead or sex symbol… he’s always cracking jokes and doesn’t give off ‘man’s man’ vibe.

        Another thing is he’s never been caught or even seen with another woman in any compromising position… not even a hint.

        So, in my opinion there’s been an awful lot of talk and gossip over the years that hasn’t gone away but, until recently, he was a major cash cow for the studios and they were happy to protect him, especially as it seems they like him… especially as his PR tours go over extremely well for whatever he’s supporting at the time. But if you remember he made his movie break playing a very well regarded and convincing gay character in what now seems ages ago and if push came to shove I would have to answer as yes… but only a 51% yes.

    • Super Power Wog

      I’m moving away from the computer now.

  • Enturbulated Masterbator

    What’s with the cheesy podium designs in $cioTechnology? They all look like cheap fixtures from an 80s porn about outer space. Of course, the only hot sex going on in The Chult is between Mighty Mouse and his (tiny) hand.

    • Nat-lificent

      Everything is designed to exude power, wealth and control to intimidate and control people inside and outside of the group.

      • Enturbulated Masterbator

        Yep, I get that but with all their super powers and Hollywood set designer connections you would think they could catch up to the times and look a bit more contemporary. It just all looks so damn cheap!

  • valshifter

    I love this part on the deposition of Mike Ellis. In scientology asking for a refund is a crime therefore you need a (fake) committee of evidence, but in the real world is just a REQUEST is not a crime, people do it all the time and they don’t get punished because of it, but because they don’t admit to be a Business they don’t see it that way. The questioning lawyer is putting it in perspective that is just a REQUEST but he does not get it. So, yeah!!! lets put all the pieces in the table and lets look at each one slowly very slowly. Someone needs a demo kit. and is not me.

  • Intergalactic Walrus

    Co$ has bought up more of downtown Clearwater:

    Church of Scientology to replace eyesore with park

    A longtime downtown eyesore has been bought by the Church of Scientology, which has torn it down to make way for a small park.

    The church recently acquired the site of a long-closed Checkers fast-food restaurant at 201 N Fort Harrison Ave., at the northeast corner of Fort Harrison Avenue and Drew Street. A purchase price wasn’t immediately available. Before that, the property last sold for $475,000 in 2013.

    The site is near several other Scientology properties and is across the street from the lot where the church holds its annual Winter Wonderland celebration during the Christmas season.

    The former Checkers site has been bulldozed. The church has told city officials that for now, it plans to put a small park there.

    http://www.tampabay.com/news/clearwater-news-briefs-for-feb-13/2217340#comments

  • valshifter

    binged “vilaines dents” see what comes up. lol

    http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=vilaines+dents+&FORM=HDRSC2

  • indie8million

    “Skank Hoe’s on Facebook.” The exciting sequel to “Girls in Narconon”!

    Check it out. Selena now has a 2 – 3 year old child and still dresses like, um, this. I dunno. She would be great for a late-night infomercial promoting blow jobs. Maybe she’d like that better than working at Narconon. It’s going down (pardon the pun) so maybe she’ll be looking for a new gig that she can do part time.

    https://www.facebook.com/Ms.Italia

  • joan nieman

    The composition of words and sentences are terrible. The spelling, juvenile. What a way to live and work! Just an insane power struggle. Teddy the terrible.

  • richelieu jr

    Anti-Family, Anti-Logic, Anti-Truth, Antni-Feedom.. OK..

    BUT– ANTI-BOOBS?!!!??

    THEM’S FIGHTIN’ WORDS, YOU SCILON FOOLS!!!!

  • richelieu jr

    What is with the Scilon war on grammar, most particularly adverbs?

    Oh, so she dressed ‘nice’? She was not “dressing as professional as she would have liked?”

    I’m sure all these NN people do their job good. And they should never dress slop!

  • indie8million

    Speaking of Luis Farrakhan. I wonder if this is what it’s really like at the Int base when the Rev. Farrakhan comes to visit Little David Miscavige.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52o1d7XPni0

  • Sydjazz

    Waaaiittt. Where is david? Shouldn’t he be on the freewinds for the whales?

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