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Forget gas prices, look at the White House with a UFC spectacular!

Hegseth denies that we’re using kamikaze dolphins, disappointing Q patriots

Trump assures the nation that he can tell a squirrel from an alligator

Rudy G in critical condition, and Trump blames the Dumbocrats

Gas prices? Trump gets the adulation he craves at his golf club

Q patriots eat it up: Trump says ‘affordability’ is a line of bull–

Q patriots cheer as Trump puts his name on your $5 gallon of gas

Q patriots love seeing libturds screech over the gutting of the Voting Rights Act

Five dollar gas? Who cares as long as libturds get owned in their own passports!

Hooray, patriots, now the ballroom is for national security, and you’re paying for it