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Q patriot nixes Bruce Lee-Chuck Norris rematch in heaven: Buddhist Bruce is in hell

Trump mugs it up about Pearl Harbor with Japanese PM, yuk-yuk

Patriots getting sick from cheddar made from raw milk: MAHAhahahaha

Q patriots doing their best to patriot-ize Trump’s Iran blunder

Trump thrills Q patriots with dictator talk: ‘I will be having the honor of taking Cuba’

Q patriots love it when Trump calls reporters asking about troop deaths ‘obnoxious’

13 US troops dead in Iran so far: Hey, when’s tee time?

Q patriots are convinced the war in Iran is going just great

High gas prices is a good thing, Trump says, and it’s an ‘honor’ to kill Iranians

Double plus ungood: Even Fox tiring of Trump’s doublespeak on Iran