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When you postulate upon a star: L. Ron Hubbard and Scientology’s funny made-up words

Jon_Atack3Jon Atack is the author of A Piece of Blue Sky, one of the very best books on L. Ron Hubbard and Scientology. He has a new edition of the book for sale, and for more than three years he’s been helping us sift through the legends, myths, and contested facts about Scientology that tend to get hashed and rehashed in books, articles, and especially on the Internet.

 
Ron Hubbard surely understood the importance of words: While Shakespeare added over a thousand new definitions to the English language, Hubbard left two 500-page dictionaries. However, where Shakespeare’s language is insightful, poetic, and beautiful, Hubbard’s is more usually obfuscating, awkward, and ugly.

Hubbard said that conceptual understanding can only come once you understand the words, but by focusing solely on the words, he distracted us from any detailed examination of those concepts. Believers are denied the chance to talk about those concepts, which Hubbard forbade as “verbal technology.” So, the words are “cleared” but the concepts remain unexplored. We could not see the concepts for the words, or the wood for the trees.

A fine example of a concept slipped into a word that actually creates new meaning is the word postulate. In its origins, a postulate is a demand. In logic, it means, “A proposition demanded or claimed to be granted; especially something claimed or assumed as a basis for reasoning, discussion, or belief; hence, a fundamental condition or principle…” (Oxford English Dictionary).

Without allowing any discussion, Hubbard transforms the word postulate into “a self-created truth” or “that self-determined thought which starts, stops or changes past, present, or future events.” This second definition (from Advanced Procedures and Axioms), bothered me even as a believer. How do we “start, stop, or change” past events?

It was only after I had left Scientology that Hubbard’s method for changing the past became evident – I compared tens of his autobiographies and discovered the many contradictions between them: indeed, no two were consistent. In Hubbard’s world, the past is changed by lying – a simple form of “postulate.”

Hubbard also defined postulate as “a prediction,” or “causative thinkingness” (a word Shakespeare managed to avoid). All of this verbiage to hide a simple change in the believer’s information processing: A postulate is nothing more nor less than a wish. Hubbard was determined to make his rag-bag of ideas seem scientific. So pompous, nebulous language like “postulate” fits perfectly. It seems solid enough at first, but like so much in Hubbard’s weltanschauung, it melts like sea foam in the slightest breeze.

When I walked through the doors of Moseley’s Scientology Franchise, if I had been told that I would be expected to adopt such childish make-believe, I would have wished the staff there a cheery goodbye and headed straight for home.

To think that the universe bends to the whims of any single human being is too far-fetched for me. Hubbard impishly ignored the impossible complexity of so many billions of billions of beings throughout the universe, all postulating simultaneously. The math just doesn’t work (and, no, reality isn’t actually agreement, unless you have accepted the suggestion of a hypnotist).

The OED has one more definition of postulate – “An unproved assumption” – which fits nicely with the word as Hubbard employed it. When I heard about the massive thefts made internationally by the Guardian’s Office, I knew that Scientology did not really work. If a single Operating Thetan actually existed, there would have been no need to steal those files, because that OT would have been able to sneak a peek at even the most sequestered government file.

Let’s face it, there are thousands of believers postulating the demise of the Bunker, yet here we all still are, proving that Scientologists’ postulates quite simply do not work.

— Jon Atack

 
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TODAY: ‘Battlefield Earth’ invading a Barnes & Noble near you

On Tuesday, Scientology held a cute promotion for its re-release of L. Ron Hubbard’s 34-year-old sweaty splatbook, Battlefield Earth, that featured a crashed spaceship and men in kilts.

A tipster noticed that today, that promotion goes national as Scientology is hosting book launch events in a sampling of Barnes & Noble bookstores around the country. The events last from about noon to 4 pm depending on the location, and they are actually selling tickets to these things. If there’s a B&N in your neighborhood and you have the time, drop by today and send us a photo of what’s going on.

 
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Some of the locations scheduled for today’s events:

Brandon, FL (Books-a-Million)
Atlanta
Lincoln Park, TX
Clearwater, FL
Coral Gables, FL
Katy, TX (Books-a-Million)
Beverly Hills, CA
Battle Creek, MI
Trumbull, CT
Florence, KY
Howard University
Lexington, NY
Douglasville, GA
Ft. Lauderdale, FL
Kansas City, MO
Hanover, MD
Springfield, PA
Grapevine, TX
Spanish Fort, AL
Salt Lake City
Beaverton, OR
Baton Rouge, LA (Books-a-Million)
Juliet, TN (Books-a-Million)
Hazlewood, MO (Books-a-Million)
Seattle
Sugarhouse, UT
Portland
Sacramento
Denver
Las Vegas
Burbank, CA
Orange, CA
Calabasas, CA
Emeryville, CA

 
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3D-UnbreakablePosted by Tony Ortega on June 18, 2016 at 07:00

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