Ahoy, thetan: Ready to fondle empty bottles on Scientology’s cruiseless cruise ship?

 Judging by how our tipsters are being bombarded recently with mailers, Scientology is really trying to sell its members on flying out to Aruba to spend their time (and cash) on the Freewinds, the private cruise ship owned by the church which has been stuck in port since the pandemic started more than a year []