Scientology social media: Taking the planet higher than it’s ever been

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We’re indebted to our special source who lets us see what Scientologists have been sharing with each other on social media. And this week, wow, you suppressive louts are in big trouble.

Let’s start with this instant classic, with the humble brag that this grass monkey was too baked to realize he []