The Church of Taurocoprology.

YES!! Great word. Much more succinct.

If you search this site, there is an article about that site. Very cool.
Geez, they actually read it! Bless ’em.

Scientology seems to think that throwing tons of words at people will suffice as defence. The more people babble, I figure, the less they have to say.

Anyway….
I’ll see your BALDERDASH and raise you SHENANIGANS!

See, scamtology, sometimes one or two words is much more effective.

Don’t forget, Scientology is permanently ensconced in the cold war 1950’s of LRH. A full page NYT ad would really be something back then. Now, meh. If it’s not trending on Twitter, forget it.

I have to say, though, I WAS impressed that little Davey knew enough about what’s happening in America 2015 that he could write about the UVA/Rolling Stone Rape Story scandal. Wow! He reads Rolling Stone! “Gonna see his picture on the cover/Gonna buy ten copies for his mother” (or rather, Shelly, who has lots of time to read these days….)

Tory, you’re a hero. Always.

“She” is David. Channeling a single voice. “Eerily predictable” is a perfect way to put it.

I’m sure those lingering die hards who are left will devour it with gusto!

BALDERDASH! (I just love writing that!)

Priceless, vintage David Miscavige. That man could talk a ruler into a circle.

God, wish I had time to fully dissect. This is too good to be true. David, David, David. Tut, tut, oh là là. We can see you becoming more and more unhinged as you struggle to fight the realization that 1) the world already knows exactly what Scientology is and 2) the world could care less who YOU are and what bluster comes out of your mealy little mouth.

Seriously, his pretzel logic should be taught in an abnormal psychology class. Wow.

Perfect! I love how they invested in some big studio to prepare for the internet—-, and a guy with a cell phone camera vid goes viral (Marty Rathbun at the airport). They are out of their depth!

As Anonymous first came out with….a sign:
OH FUCK…………..IT’S THE INTERNET!
((With tons of people in Anon masks and signs
against $cientology, XENU, FRAUD etc.))