(*) (it’s supposed to look like a poodle’s …ermm… “kibble exit”).
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DAVID, I’m afraid of being called names, MI$CAVIGE NICKNAMES
LEADER OF ANONYMOUS
A most Heinous & Hyddeous (withal Minute) Villain**
A person of dubious height
Abbot of Anger
Admiral Assclown
Angry Drunken Dwarf Jr. (The original was on Howard Stern)
Angry Elf
Angry Homunculus
Angry Shrimp
Ankle Biter
Anti-Gulliver
Apolocalyptic Dave
Area 51 (height in ft.& inches)
Ass Captain
ASSCAPT
Asthmatic Dwarf
Babycorn
Babycorn COB
Bag Of Crap Chairman Of the Board: BOCCOB
Bally Llama
Big Bean
Big Bean 2
Big Being
Big Burrito
Big Flea
Big lil One
Big Thetan
Big Top Slappy
biggest little thetan
Biggest Squirrell in the Gal-UX-ah
biggest thetan in the universe
Billion Year Asshole
Bishop of Baloney
Bishop of bullshit…
Bitchcavige
bitty boots
blab hearted midget
Black Heart MFCS
Black-Hearted Squirrel Smasher
Blackberry Pope
Blackheart
Blackheart Dildo
Blackheart Most Devious
blow chunks
Bog Dave Miscavige
Boss Miscarriage
Bubba’s Ass Bitch
C5-1 (Captain + height in ft & inches)
Cabbage head
Caligula of $cientology
Cancerous gnome
Capo di tutti capi of all of Scientology’s tentacles
Capt. Miscadick
Captain Baby Blackheart
Captain Blackheart
Captain Blackheart McSlavich
Captain Blackheart, SS Division
Captain Brazen Lair Pants on Fire
Captain Clam
Captain Clamo
Captain Crook
Captain Dastardly Motherf***er
Captain David “he is NOT insane!” Miscavige
Captain Death March
CAPTAIN Decomposing Meat
Captain Dickwad
Captain Dildo Dave
Captain Douchebag Dave
Captain Douchenozzle Mcsucknuts
Captain Five One (feet and inches)
captain fucktard
Captain Lilliput
Captain McCabbage
Captain Mini-stabby
Captain Mischiefitch
Captain Miskiewicz
Captain Miss Scavenge
Captain MissedtheBoat
Captain Misslappy
Captain niblet (see niblet)
Captain of a ship of fools
Captain One Five Five (Centimeters)
Captain Pain
Captain Piece of Shit
Captain Pissgums**
Captain Pope
Captain Pretentious
Captain Puppeteer
Captain Scary Shitface
Captain Shortypants
Captain Sixty-One (height in inches)
Captain Tiny
Captain Tiny Turd
Captain Underoos
Cardinal Sin
Chairman Chingadera (chairman motherfucker)
Chairman Mao Miscavige
Chairman Maocavige
Chairman Miscavige
Chairman Mousecage
Chairman Mousecavige
Chairman of the Bored Miscavage
Chairman of the Whores
ChairMao Of the Bored
Chairmidget of the Bored
Chairmonkey of the Board
Chastiser of Bivalves
Chastiser of Bivalves
Chef Miscavige
Chicken Of the Board
Chief Bug Squasher
Chuckles the Silly Piggy
chunk head
chunks
Chunky Head
Chunky nuts
Clam Calamity
Clam King
Clammaster
ClamPope
clown pope
COB (chairman of the Brainwashed)
Cobbers the Cruel.
Cobby
Cobholio
Coblet
COBmeister
COBsucker
CODpiece
Colonel Mustard
Con Master
Constipated Old Bollix
Convict No. OTVIII
Corn in the COB
Corn on the COB Miscavage
Corrector General of Tubby Hubby
Corrupt Obtuse Blasphemer
Count Derpula
Count Of Vampirology
Count Snaggletooth
Count Yorga, vampire
Court Ducker
Coward of Brainwashville
COZ – Chairman of the Zombitologists
Creepy Dave
Crooked-Gob**
Curretted Own Bollocks
Daddy’s Mistake
Daffy Davey Mustravage
Daffy Misfit
Daft Davy
Daft Massingill
Daft Midget
Daft Misfit
Daft Monk
Dafydd*
Dai Scwatbotwm*
Dainty Dave
Dainty Maize
Dainty Maniac
Dainty Mcsuckige
Dainty MiniPope
Dainty Miss
Dainty Monarch
Dainty Mouse
Dainty Scabbybitch
Damage Mismanage
DaMaged
Damaged Mistletoe
Damian Meanman
Damien MissRuntRage
Damn Miscreant
Damned Misconception Miscavige
Damp Merkin
Damsel Miscavige
dancing malignancy
Danger Midget
Dangling Modifier
Dangly Mousdroppings
Dank Muppet
Dark Helmet
Dark Lord
Dark Menace
dark midget
Dark Muppet
Darkly Mistaken
Darth Midget 
Darth Miniscule
Darth Munchkin
Das Messiah
Das Midget
Dastardly Dave
Dastardly Davey
Dastardly Malicious
Dastardly Mindfucker
Dave Cracksavige
Dave Misbegotten
Dave Miskiewicz
Dave Mismanagement Miscavige
Dave Savage Miscavige
Dave, the whimp-ass-abuser, Miscavige
Daverator
Davey
Davey Boy
Davey Death Eater
Davey Dimwit
Davey do-as-I-say-not-what-I-do
Davey DreamSmasher
Davey GatBoy II
Davey Little Caesar Miscavig
Davey Little Cockett
Davey Makemerich
Davey MasCara
Davey McCraycray
Davey McMansion
Davey McTard
Davey Mickraker
Davey Micromanage
Davey Minidick
Davey Misbitch
Davey Misfudgekut
Davey Moppet
Davey Moron
Davey Mystic Miscavage
Davey of the Fake Navy
Davey Scurvey-Dick**
Davey Smudgebucket
Davey the Ball-less Wonder
Davey the Douche
Davey the Liquidator
Davey Threeballs (extra testosterone for staff assault)
Davey, The Little Caterpillar That Couldn’t
David “he is NOT insane!” Miscavige
David “Two Tents” Miscavige
David Abortion
David De Fib
David Macsavage
David Makemerich
David MaskaBitch
David MESTcabbage
David Mi$cavige
David Midget
David Minisculavige
DAvid Mis-Boondoggle
David Miscalculation
David Miscariage-of-Justice
David MisCATvish
David Misclampage
David Miscmidget
David Miscrab-itch 
David Miscshit-rash
david miselvis
David Misfit
David MisMaggot
David Mismanagement
David Misreallyisansob
David Misscock
David MissDickswallow
David Napoleon Miscavige
David Savage Miscavige
David Slapabitch
David The Dwarf
David the Faux Goliath
David the Mousehearted
Davie Miscabies
Davie Muffcabbage
Davos Mustravage, the evil child-catcher
Davy
Davy Bones
Davy Dinkyfuhrer
Davy Dipshit
Davy Dwarfenführer
Davy MisSasquatch
Davy Moppet
Davy Peabrain
Davy Wavy Gravy
Dawee
Dead Meat
Deadly Dwarf
Dean of Hypocritologists
Dear Leader (Likening him to the current leader of North Korea)
dear misleader
dear misleader
Death Midge
Deceitful Masturbator
Decomposing Meat
Defendant Micropeen
Defendant Midget
Defendant Misogynist
Defendant Moron
Degraded Demented Deluded Deranged Dave Savage Miscavage
Delightful Mud-fucker
Delirious Macrologist
Delirious Megalomaniac
Deluded McSavage
Deluded Mouse
Delusional Davey
Delusional Madman
Delusional Meglomaniac
Delusional Miscreant
demented maggot
Demented Midget
demented protege
Demi-Douche
DeMinimus
Demon Micro-Manager
Demon Midget
Demon Mortis
Demonic Monster
Demonically Motivated
Demonstrable Moron
Denied Mandamus
Dense Midget
Deposed Megalomaniac
Der Dwarfenfuehrer
Der Kleine Hitler
Der Kleinegrupenfuhreur (Der Kleine Gruppenführer)
Der Leader
Der Manchild
Der Massengil
Der Midget
Der MiniFuehrer
Der Miscarriage
der shrimpenheimer
Deranged Demented Degraded Dave Rabid Savage Miscavage
Derp Missmatchmidge
Derpy Midget
Despicable Me
Despicable Midget
Despicable MiniMe
Despicable Misanthrope
Despoiler of Childhood
Despotic Dwarf
Despotic Madman
Destiny’s Midget
Devil Masquerading
Devil’s Douchebag
Devil’s Miscarriage
Devious Master
Devious Midget
Devoid Maravigghia (Sicilian, without wonder)
diabetes mellitus (a horrible disease)
Diabolical Davey
Diarrheal Movement
Dick Mask
Dick Microscopic.
Dick on a Box
Dick Payne
dick tater
Dickbag Miscavige
Dickhole Manipulator
Dickless
Dickless Manchild
Dickless midget
Dickless Misogynist
Dickless Mite
Dicklesstator
Dickus Microscopis
Dickus Minimus
Dickwipe
Dictator Masquerade
Dictator Midget
DictatorALot (like SpamALot)
Diddly Micromanager
Diddy Dave
Diddy Davykins
DieEvilMunchkin
Dildo Blackheart
Dildo Dave
Dildo Davey
Dildo Master
Dildo Mcmidget
Dildo Mcruntage
Dildo Missionary
Dillnozzle McScroteless
Dimbulb Miscalculation
Diminished Mapother
Diminished Misfit
Diminishing Microweenie
Diminunitive Psychopath
diminutive dictator
diminutive Director
Diminutive Dwarf,
Diminutive Leader
Diminutive Manchild
Diminutive Master
Diminutive miscreant
Diminutive Mouse
diminutive sociopathic tyrant
Dimly Lit Dung Beetle
Dimly Munchkin
Dimtard Mass-suckage
Dimunitive Dimwit
Dimunitive Miss
dimwit Davy
Dimwit Dwarf
Dimwit Midget
Dimwit Munchkin
Dimwitus Maximus
Dinglebat Mi$cavige
Dingleberry Meathead
Dingleberry Miscrapedhispants
Dink Marauder
Dinkus Magee
Dinky
Dinky Makemerich
Dinky Man
Dinky Mayor
Dinky McSavage
Dinky McSlappage
Dinky Member
Dinky Midget
Dinky Mindfuck
Dinky Miscavige
Dinky Misconduct
Dinky Mismanage
Dinky Miss
Dinky Moneygrabber
Dinky Moneygrubber
Dinky Monster
Dinkyfuherer
Dip Maldrip
Dip Mudkip
DipsoManiacal Crock O’ Bullshit
Dipstick Mucilage.
Dipsy Misdriven
Dire Malcontent
Director of Mesothelioma
Dirt Magnet
Dirtbag Dave
Dirtbag Misogynist 
Dirtbag Mudfuck
Dirty MicroPope
Dirty Mismanage
Dirty Mistake
Dirty Mud-spatter
Dirty Muskrat
Disadvantage Miscavige
Disappointed Maus
Disappointed Menace
Discivil Meanness
Disconnection Dickie
Discreditable Munchkin
Dissolute Mook
Distant Mutton
Distinguished Moron
Distracted Malignant
Disturbing Midshipman
Ditzy Masochist
Diva Manchild
Diva Misscabiatch
Diva of Misery
Divot Mashedcabbage
Divot Mindscavenge
Dizzard Malicious
DM Dud
DM Dude
Dmass
Dmidget
dmshit
Do Lie Lama
Dodgy Dave
Dodgy Micromanager
Dollarbill Madman
Dolt Mismanage
Donkey Mini-Me 
Doober McStooge
Doofus Minorus
Doofus Mustard-itch
Doomed Malefactor
Dopey Midget
Douche Baggins
Douche Meister
Douche Micro
Douchebag Dave
Douchecanoe Malificent
Downtrodden Mealyworm
Draconian Midget
Dracula Miscavige
dRatty McSavage
Dreadful Mismanager
Dribbler MisTinkle
Dribbling Dwarf
Dribbling Micturant
Drip Mustrage
Drivel McMidget
Droitless Mischief
Drunken Cult Operating Pimp (DCOP)
Drunken Maggot
Drunken Malefactor
Dubious Master
Dubious Microbe
Dubious Mustard
Dufus Maximus
Duh Mallethead
Duke of Oil
Dullard Microbrain
Dumb Makemerich
Dumb Midget
Dumbass Mischling
Dumbass Moocher
Dummy Midget
Duncecap Dave
Dung Magnet
Dung Master
Dungeon Master
Dungpuncher Douchebag
Duplicitous Morbidite
Durwood McDumbdick
Dwarf Maggot
Dwarf Master
Dwarf Megalo-man(iac)
Dwarf Midget
Dwarf Vader
Dwarfenfuehrer
dwarfenfuror
DwarfenOz
Dwarfish Malignancy
Dwarfish Munchkin
Dwarfmeister
dwarfnuts
dwergen fuehrer (dwergen = dwarves)
dwergenfuherer
Dwindly McSewage
Dysfunctional Minotaur
Dyspeptic Misanthrope
e-sleazy-ass-tickle
Earl of thetandicks
Ecchlesiastical Leader (as MAD magazine would put it)
Ecclesiastibator
Ecclesiastical Dildo
ecclesiastical midget
Ecclesiastical Midget.
Ecclesiasticator
Ecclesiasturbator
eccsleazeiastical leader
Ecsleazeiastical Leader
El Davito
El Dwarfo
EllRich
Emperor Clampatine, His most Minuscule
Emperor Slappamus Ultravox
Enrique Entheta (family nickname!)
Eric Cartman (ref: South Park)
esleaziastical leader
Evil Genius
Evil Midget
Evil Midget Troll
Evil overload
Fake Humanitarian.
Fearful Leader With Ten Little Piggy Toes
Fearless Leader
Ferret on Steroids
Fights-Like-A-Weak-Girly-Then-Runs-Away **
Five Foot One
Fleet Admiral MissCabin
Fleet Admiral MissCabin
Fleet Enema(Trademark)
Fluffy Little Tail
Flying monkey
Fork Tongue
Former Mighty Mouse Miscavige
Fraudfather
Fuck Face
Fucking Megalomaniac
fucktard
Fuckwit
Furious Homunculus
Furious Midget
Furry Fists of Fury
Future Jailbird
Ghenghis McSavage
Gobshite
God-Emperor of Hemet
Grand Ecclesiatical Leader
Grand Exalted Mollusk Monarch
Grand Poohbah and Ecclesiastical Scammaster
Grand Poop
Grand Pope
gravy Davy
Half-man.
Hamstercavige
Hard Face
He Who Adds Misplaced Commas
He Who Must Be Blamed
He Who Must Be Shamed
He Who Rants About Semicolons
He Who Should Probably Wear Lifts
He Who We Love To Name
Helmet Hair
Here’s group 4A4 of DM nicknames.
His Ass-Holiness, the Dwope (dwarf + pope) of Spyingtology
His Asshole-iness
His Assholiness
His Claminess
His Dmness
His Ecsleaziastical Eminence
His Highnessless
His Holeyness
His Imperial Oiliness
His Imperial Teensyness
His Inane Ignorance
His Midgetness
His Midgetsy
His Miniature Excellency
His Minusculeness
His Most Oleaginous Highness
His Most Oleaginous Highness, Little Lord Fontelroy
His Oiliness
His Royal Asshole (HRA)
his royal lowness
His Satanic Pantwetting Majesty
His Skanktannic Majesty
His Skantastic Majesty
His Smallness
His Smarminess
His Soil-y-ness
His tininess
His Tiny Popinessess
His Unholiness
his wanna-be holiness
Hollow Heels
Homunculous Novis
Homunculus Horribilis
Idol-master
Igor to “Dr” L. Ron Crankenstein
Il Douche
Imam of indecency…
In Trouble In Texas
Inchworm
Invisible Toxic Midget
Itty Bitty Davy
jerkwad
jobbernowl
Kim Jong Mustravage
Kim-Jong-Un-Mustravage
King Clam
King cultroach
King Klown
King of Footbullets
King of the underoos
Knavey Davey
Knee-High Nazi
L’ill Douche
Lady Davina Miscavige
Lafayette Ronnie
Lafayette’s Baby
LCon’s bootboy
Le Nain Mortelle (The Deadly Dwarf)
leatherfaced midget
Legal Lilliputian
lil Captain
Lil Demon Dave
Lil FiveOne (feet & inches)
Lil FiveOne: a psycho
lil fuhrer
Lil Kim Jong Deuce
lil slap crazy pope
Lil’ Davey
Lil’ Davey Limpdick
Lil’ Leader
Lil’ Pope
Lil’ Ronnie Humptypants
Lil’ Davey the Mythomaniac
Lilliputian dingdong
Lilliputian Lunatic
limpdick, who can’t get it up
Little Big Man
Little Bitch
Little Boots
Little Bottom
Little Butcher
Little Caesar
Little Captain
Little Davey Blue
Little Davey Misanthrope
Little Davy Square Pants
Little Dick
little Dick Turd
Little Dirk Digger
Little Divot
Little Duck Dick
Little ferret
little fidget
Little Fist
Little Fisticuff
Little Fucker
little furry Enemy
Little Hitler
Little Lord Fontelroy
Little Miz Bitch
Little Monkey
Little Napoleon
Little Nero
Little One
Little Shit
Little Tator Tot the Dicktator
Littlest Caligula 
Littlest Führer
Littlest Miscavenger
lolliCOB
Lord High Clam
Lord of Darkness
Lord of the Clams
Lord Thumbscrew
Louche Douche
Machiavellian Midget
Macsavage
Mad Hatter Miscavige
mad king
Mad Monarch
madman midget
Makemerich
malevolent homunculus
Malevolent Machiavellian Midget
Malicious Dwarf
Malignant Dwarf
Man of Steal
Man of the Scotch
man toddler
man-chicken
Maniacal Midget
Mao-Cavige
Mascagni
Mascivet
Mask-a-Bitch
Master Con
Maus König
McCabbage
McCalamity
McDivot Backstabbage
Mcmismanage
McPope
McRuntage
McSavage
Mcscabbage
McScabbitch
McScabby
McScammer
McScavenger
McShitforbrains
McSlappy
Measly Dumbass
meglomaniac middget
mental midget
Merchant of Chaos 
Mestcabbage
Mexican Midget Wrestler
micro miscavige
Micromeglomaniac
micromidget
micropenis
MicroPope
Microscopic Madman
Midget Bitch
Midget Dictator
Midget Dwarf Miscatbitch
Midget fascist pseudo pop-up pope
midget fuckstick
Midget Makemerich
Midget Miscavige
Midget Mouse
Midget Mussolini
Midget Robespierre
Midget Ron Burgandy of cults
Midget Troll
Midgeteer
mighty mental midget
Mighty MEST
mighty midget
Mighty Mite
Mighty Mouse
Mighty Mousecavige
Mighty Mousse
mighty mousse
militant midget
Mini Hitler
Mini Me
Mini Stalin
Mini-Mountebank Miscsavage
Miniature Machiavelli
miniature mobster
MiniFuehrer
Miniscule Miscreant
Minister of Malice
minute Miscavige
Mis’dcourage
MisanthroPope
Miscabbage
Miscabitch
Miscarnage
Miscarriage
MisCarrion
Miscavamatics (for his scientology math)
Miscavarallies (for his morgue openings and other annual events)
Miscaville
Miscavity
Miscmidget
Miscmunchkin
Misconceived
Misdamage
Misdavige
MisEntropic
miserable asthmatic misanthropic pissmire
Misfit Toy
Misgarbage
MisGoofage
Misleaze
Mismaggot
Mismanage
MisManage
Miss Cabbage
Miss Carnage
Miss Crab-itch 
Miss D. Meaner
Miss Tradgedy
Miss Tragic
MisScavenge
Missedcavige
Missing Gasket
Missy Miscavige
Mister Piece of Shit
Mister Scab-itch
MistrustRavage
Miz Bitch
Miz Panty Bitches
Miz Panty Britches
Money Badger
Money Miscavige
Most Unctuous Oleaginosity
Motivated Demon
Mouse king
mouse King-Machiavellian midget-asthmatic dwarf
Mouse-caviage, rodent king of the clams
Mouse-caviege His hole-iness
Mousekavige
Mouseking Midget
Mousey McScaviage
Mousketeer Malice
Mousyscabiage
Mr Stacked-heels.
Mr. Cabbage
Mr. D. Mistaken4 aMan
Mr. Micromanage
Mr. MisAsshole
Mr. Psycho
Mr. Slappy Toes
Ms Scabbitch
Muff Cabbage
Munchkinführer
Musclehead
Mustravage
Musty McFudgepacker
Mythomaniac
nain sauvage (French for savage dwarf)
Napoleon Mismanage
Nasty Little Puke-Face**
Needle dick
niblet (Ref: corn on the COB)
Nincompope of Scientology
Nipple Head
nipplehead
Not David Mismancha
Not David Misquixote
Not-So-Secret Squirrel
NotQuite51 (height in ft.& inches)
noxious nanoid
Oberslappenfuherer Miscavige
Obispo Es Bajo De Cajones(¨the short-as-fuck bishop)
Oil sucker
oily fucker
Omnincompoopitent
One Fifty Five (his height in centimeters)
One hundred and fifty-five centimeters of mean
One shoe short of a midget.
Oompa Loompa
Org Ogre Most Unctuous,
Osama Bin Davey
overdressed Ooompa Loompa
Padre of Pendejos (father of dickheads)
Padre of Perdition
Pajillero Pontiff (the wanker pontiff)
Papal Duncio
paper tiger shrimp
Paranoid Megalomaniac Sociopath
pathetic psychopath
Perp-squeek
person of dubious height
person of interest Miscavige
petite tyrant
Petulant Pontiff
Pharaoh Miscavige
Pie-face
Pied Viper
Pig’s-Manners**
Pimp Imp
Pimp-Slappy Mi$cavidge
Pimpo Novis
Pinnochio on a Toadstool
Pinocchio
pinocchio on a footstool
Pint sized pontiff
Piscop of pissants. (Piscop=bishop in old English)
Pissant Toadstool
PissCabbage
Pissflapscavige
Planned Parenthood poster child.
Pocket Pope
Poison Pope
Pompous Pope of Perdition
Pompous Pustulance
Pontifex Minimus
Poodle
Poop of Scientology
Pope Asshole II
Pope Captain Blackheart
Pope Homunculus I
Pope in Pampers
Pope Niblet
Pope of Blackberry
Pope of Clam Chowder
Pope of Clearwater
Pope of Paranoia 
Pope of Penquins.
Pope of Potty Mouth
Pope of Scientology
pope of sillyology
Pope of Sps
Popey
Popey the SeaOrg man
Poppet
potty-mouthed psychopath
Power Mad Twerp
Prickus Americanus
Priest of perversity…
Prince Humperdink
Prophet of Pain
Pseudo Pope
pseudo scientific evangelist
Pseudo-Pope of the Unholy Alleged Church
Psycho Smurf
psychotic munchkin dictator 
Punching Pontiff.
Punching Pope
Quark Brain
Rabbi of Righteousness
Rabid Piscabidge**
Ramrod Ron
Rancid Rat
Ratty Bratty Slappy
Rear Admiral Shortarse and bottoms
Rodent of Unusual Size
Rodmeister
Ron Burgundy of Cults
Rottenskankage
Royal Douche nozzle
Ruinous Runt
Runt in Charge.
Runt Squirrel
RUNT!
Russett-Gussett**
sadistic dwarf
sailor boy
savage Dwarf
Savage Miscavage
Savage Miscavage Mustravage
Savage Misdickus
Savage Shrimp
Sawed-Off Cocksucker
Scabbage
Scabby Bitch
Sci Furher
Scientolgy’s Pope
Scientolonuts 
sCOhB
Scruffy McStuffy
Scruffy McStuffy, the Tiny Titmouse King
scum beneath the sewage
scurvy rat
Shirvell’d Dwarf-Balls**
Shit nugget.
Short Bus Davy
Short Bus Shorty
Short Dave Silvers
Short Notice
Short Stalin
Shortarse
Shortie
Shorty
Shorty McFistTiCuffs
Shouty Shortarse**
Shrimp Pimp
Sideshow COB
Sie Gott verdamme Schwanzlutscher auf dem Hollywood Boulevard (YSCOHB)
Sixty-One inches of mean
Slap Happy
slapping dwarf
slapping little worm
slapping midget
Slappy
slappy little worm
Slappy McNutts
Slappy McPunch
Slappy Miscassface
Slappy Miscmidget
Slappy Slakbladder**
Slappy Squirrel
Slappy the Eight Minute Wonder Ref: Short speech at SP building opening.
Slappy the Punching Pope
Sluggard
Smack Daddy
Small group leader
Smarmy Smurf
Smelly Squatbottom**
Snortimer Pigglesworth
SOB COB
spoilt poison dwarf
spokesmidget for Scilontoology
Squatbottom
Squirm Worm
Squirrelscavige
Squrrlnutz.
Stinking Cabbage
STINKINGCABBAGE
Stumpy Blackheart
Superchump
Suppressive Pipsqueak
Supreme Commander Of the Holy Battleship (SCOHB)
Tadger
Tampon
Tater Tot
teeny little homunculus
Teeny Teratogenic
Teeny Weinie
Teflon Con
Teflon Pope
Teratogenic Tyrant
The Cheshire Cat
the Choke of Scamatology
The Dark Lord Chuckles The Silly Piggy
the Dildo of our Disconnect
The Elfish one.
The ElfMan
The Joker
The Knight Who Says “Nix”.
The Lawn Ornament
The Little Fisticuff
The Little Man With Asbestos Riddled Brains
The Man Who Just Didn’t Get It
The official “Pimp” of Scientology
the perverter
The pimp of Scientology
The Tiny Terror of Tootville
The Toeless One (refer to all his footbullets)
The Wee $h*t
Thetan of Satan
Tight-y Tiny Tyrant
tim’rous beastie [Ref: Robert Burns]
Tiny Ahab
Tiny Booted one
Tiny Boots
Tiny Cancer
Tiny Corn COB
Tiny Crackpot
Tiny Cuntroller
Tiny Dancer
Tiny Dave
Tiny dick
Tiny Dick(tator)
tiny dicked midget
Tiny Fist Fuckface
Tiny Fists
Tiny Hook [Ref: Peter Pan]
Tiny Nuts
Tiny Psycho
Tiny Sphincter
Tiny Tadger
Tiny Terror
tiny testees
Tiny Titmouse King
Tiny Twat
Tiny Tyrannical Tot
Tiny Tyrant
Tinyfists Mustravage
Tolouse Laucavige.
Tom Riddle (Voldemort’s real name)
Tom Thumb of The Cult of $cientology.
tormentor-in-chief tosser-of-clams (TIC TOC)
Toxic Dwarf
Toxic Midget
Tricky Dickhead
Troll McTurdsniffer
tuffed McCabbage
Turd Nugget
Turd Pope
TweedleDeeM
Tweedledumiscavige
Twerpus Humonculous
Tyrannosaurus Minimus
Uberdouche
uberwanker
Un-Happy-Slappy
Unctuous Oiliness Supreme
Unnameable One
Urban Blight
vertically challenged pope
Vicar Most Vicious
Vicar of victimisation…
Violent Midget
violently insane dwarf
violently slapping lunatic
virulent bastard
Voldemort
Wankmeister
Wavey Davey (Also Wavy Davy)
Weazle Monkey
Wee Davey
wee nubbin
Wee One
Wee Pontifex
wee sleekit Beastie (small, sly, wicked beast – Robert Burns)
Wee, sleekit, cow’rin’, tim’rous beastie [Ref: Robert Burns]
wiggler in chief
Wingnut
winzig Fuhrer [little Fuhrer]
Wiskey-Breath**
Wizard of Ooze
WussCabbage
Xenu’s Chew Toy
Xenutoid
Yardstick
Your Holeness
Zero Nero
Zygote Munter

*From a small Welsh tribe of idiots who sailed to Pagagonia in stone boats.
i was just musing on variants of Shortarse… and Dai Squatbottom (wishful thinking for die, squatbottom!) and his stone boat sprang into horrid being.
“Dai” is the short familiar version (like “Lew” for Llewellyn or “Glyn” for Glyndwr/Glendower).
“Scwatbotwm” is probably how you’d spell Squatbottom in Welsh orthography

**From a poster for a mythical pirate, Captain Blackheart posted by Mark

Here’s the first group of DM nicknames
DAVID, I’m afraid of being called names, MI$CAVIGE NICKNAMES
Five Foot One
(*) (it’s supposed to look like a poodle’s …ermm… “kibble exit”).
(dic)tator tot
LEADER OF ANONYMOUS
A most Heinous & Hyddeous (withal Minute) Villain**
A person of dubious height
Abbot of Anger
Admiral Assclown
Angry Drunken Dwarf Jr. (The original was on Howard Stern)
Angry Elf
Angry Homunculus
Angry Shrimp
Ankle Biter
Anti-Gulliver
Apolocalyptic Dave
Area 51 (height in ft.& inches)
Ass Captain
ASSCAPT
Asthmatic Dwarf
Babycorn
Babycorn COB
Bag Of Crap Chairman Of the Board: BOCCOB
Bally Llama
Big Bean
Big Bean 2
Big Being
Big Burrito
Big Flea
Big lil One
Big Thetan
Big Top Slappy
biggest little thetan
Biggest Squirrell in the Gal-UX-ah
biggest thetan in the universe
Billion Year Asshole
Bishop of Baloney
Bishop of bullshit…
Bitchcavige
bitty boots
blab hearted midget
Black Heart MFCS
Black-Hearted Squirrel Smasher
Blackberry Pope
Blackheart
Blackheart Dildo
Blackheart Most Devious
blow chunks
Bog Dave Miscavige
Boss Miscarriage
Bubba’s Ass Bitch
C5-1 (Captain + height in ft & inches)
Cabbage head
Caligula of $cientology
Cancerous gnome
Capo di tutti capi of all of Scientology’s tentacles
Capt. Miscadick
Captain Baby Blackheart
Captain Blackheart
Captain Blackheart McSlavich
Captain Blackheart, SS Division
Captain Brazen Lair Pants on Fire
Captain Clam
Captain Clamo
Captain Crook
Captain Dastardly Motherf***er
Captain David “he is NOT insane!” Miscavige
Captain Death March
CAPTAIN Decomposing Meat
Captain Dickwad
Captain Dildo Dave
Captain Douchebag Dave
Captain Douchenozzle Mcsucknuts
Captain Five One (feet and inches)
captain fucktard
Captain Lilliput
Captain McCabbage
Captain Mini-stabby
Captain Mischiefitch
Captain Miskiewicz
Captain Miss Scavenge
Captain MissedtheBoat
Captain Misslappy
Captain niblet (see niblet)
Captain One Five Five (Centimeters)
Captain Pain
Captain Piece of Shit
Captain Pissgums**
Captain Pope
Captain Pretentious
Captain Puppeteer
Captain Scary Shitface
Captain Shortypants
Captain Sixty-One (height in inches)
Captain Tiny
Captain Underoos
Cardinal Sin
Chairman Chingadera (chairman motherfucker)
Chairman Mao Miscavige
Chairman Maocavige
Chairman Miscavige
Chairman Mousecage
Chairman Mousecavige
Chairman of the Bored Miscavage
Chairman of the Whores
ChairMao Of the Bored
Chairmidget of the Bored
Chairmonkey of the Board
Chastiser of Bivalves
Chastiser of Bivalves
Chef Miscavige
Chicken Of the Board
Chief Bug Squasher
Chuckles the Silly Piggy
chunk head
chunks
Chunky Head
Chunky nuts
Clam Calamity
Clam King
Clammaster
ClamPope
clown pope
Cobby
Cobholio
Coblet
COBmeister
COBsucker
CODpiece
Colonel Mustard
Con Master
Constipated Old Bollix
Convict No. OTVIII
Corn in the COB
Corn on the COB Miscavage
Corrector General of Tubby Hubby
Corrupt Obtuse Blasphemer
Count Derpula
Count Of Vampirology
Count Snaggletooth
Count Yorga, vampire
Court Ducker
Coward of Brainwashville
COZ – Chairman of the Zombitologists
Creepy Dave
Crooked-Gob**
Curretted Own Bollocks
Daddy’s Mistake
Daffy Davey Mustravage
Daffy Misfit
Daft Davy
Daft Massingill
Daft Midget
Daft Misfit
Daft Monk
Dafydd*
Dai Scwatbotwm*
Dainty Dave
Dainty Maize
Dainty Maniac
Dainty Mcsuckige
Dainty MiniPope
Dainty Miss
Dainty Monarch
Dainty Mouse
Dainty Scabbybitch
Damage Mismanage
DaMaged
Damaged Mistletoe
Damian Meanman
Damien MissRuntRage
Damn Miscreant
Damned Misconception Miscavige
Damp Merkin
Damsel Miscavige
dancing malignancy
Danger Midget
Dangling Modifier
Dangly Mousdroppings
Dank Muppet
Dark Helmet
Dark Lord
Dark Menace
dark midget
Dark Muppet
Darkly Mistaken
Darth Midget 
Darth Munchkin
Das Messiah
Das Midget
Dastardly Dave
Dastardly Davey
Dastardly Malicious
Dastardly Mindfucker
Dave Cracksavige
Dave Misbegotten
Dave Miskiewicz
Dave Mismanagement Miscavige
Dave Savage Miscavige
Dave, the whimp-ass-abuser, Miscavige
Daverator
Davey
Davey Boy
Davey Death Eater
Davey Dimwit
Davey do-as-I-say-not-what-I-do
Davey DreamSmasher
Davey GatBoy II
Davey Little Caesar Miscavig
Davey Little Cockett
Davey Makemerich
Davey MasCara
Davey McCraycray
Davey McMansion
Davey McTard
Davey Micromanage
Davey Minidick
Davey Misbitch
Davey Moppet
Davey Moron
Davey Mystic Miscavage
Davey of the Fake Navy
Davey Scurvey-Dick**
Davey the Ball-less Wonder
Davey the Douche
Davey the Liquidator
Davey Threeballs (extra testosterone for staff assault)
Davey, The Little Caterpillar That Couldn’t
David “he is NOT insane!” Miscavige
David “Two Tents” Miscavige
David Abortion
David De Fib
David Macsavage
David Makemerich
David MaskaBitch
David MESTcabbage
David Mi$cavige
David Midget
David Minisculavige
DAvid Mis-Boondoggle
David Miscalculation
David Miscariage-of-Justice
David MisCATvish
David Misclampage
David Miscmidget
David Miscrab-itch 
David Miscshit-rash
david miselvis
David Misfit
David MisMaggot
David Mismanagement
David Misreallyisansob
David Misscock
David MissDickswallow
David Napoleon Miscavige
David Savage Miscavige
David Slapabitch
David The Dwarf
David the Faux Goliath
David the Mousehearted
Davie Miscabies
Davie Muffcabbage
Davos Mustravage, the evil child-catcher
Davy
Davy Bones
Davy Dinkyfuhrer
Davy Dipshit
Davy Dwarfenführer
Davy MisSasquatch
Davy Moppet
Davy Peabrain
Davy Wavy Gravy
Dawee
Dead Meat
Deadly Dwarf
Dean of Hypocritologists
Dear Leader (Likening him to the current leader of North Korea)
dear misleader
dear misleader
Death Midge
Deceitful Masturbator
Decomposing Meat
Defendant Micropeen
Defendant Midget
Defendant Misogynist
Defendant Moron
Degraded Demented Deluded Deranged Dave Savage Miscavage
Delightful Mud-fucker
Delirious Macrologist
Delirious Megalomaniac
Deluded McSavage
Deluded Mouse
Delusional Davey
Delusional Madman
Delusional Meglomaniac
Delusional Miscreant
demented maggot
Demented Midget
demented protege
Demi-Douche
DeMinimus
Demon Micro-Manager
Demon Midget
Demon Mortis
Demonic Monster
Demonically Motivated
Demonstrable Moron
Denied Mandamus
Dense Midget
Deposed Megalomaniac
Der Dwarfenfuehrer
Der Kleine Hitler
Der Kleinegrupenfuhreur (Der Kleine Gruppenführer)
Der Leader
Der Manchild
Der Massengil
Der Midget
Der MiniFuehrer
der shrimpenheimer
Deranged Demented Degraded Dave Rabid Savage Miscavage
Derp Missmatchmidge
Despicable Me
Despicable Midget
Despicable MiniMe
Despicable Misanthrope
Despoiler of Childhood
Despotic Dwarf
Despotic Madman
Destiny’s Midget
Devil Masquerading
Devil’s Douchebag
Devil’s Miscarriage
Devious Master
Devious Midget
Devoid Maravigghia (Sicilian, without wonder)
diabetes mellitus (a horrible disease)
Diabolical Davey
Diarrheal Movement
Dick Microscopic.
Dick on a Box
Dick Payne
dick tater
Dickbag Miscavige
Dickless
Dickless Manchild
Dickless midget
Dickless Misogynist
Dicklesstator
Dickus Microscopis
Dickus Minimus
Dickwipe
Dictator Midget
DictatorALot (like SpamALot)
Diddly Micromanager
Diddy Dave
Diddy Davykins
DieEvilMunchkin
Dildo Blackheart
Dildo Dave
Dildo Davey
Dildo Master
Dildo Mcmidget
Dildo Mcruntage
Dildo Missionary
Dillnozzle McScroteless
Dimbulb Miscalculation
Diminished Mapother
Diminished Misfit
Diminishing Microweenie
Diminunitive Psychopath
diminutive dictator
diminutive Director
Diminutive Dwarf,
Diminutive Leader
Diminutive Manchild
Diminutive Master
Diminutive miscreant
Diminutive Mouse
diminutive sociopathic tyrant
Dimly Lit Dung Beetle
Dimly Munchkin
Dimtard Mass-suckage
Dimunitive Dimwit
Dimunitive Miss
dimwit Davy
Dimwit Dwarf
Dimwit Midget
Dimwit Munchkin
Dimwitus Maximus
Dinglebat Mi$cavige
Dingleberry Meathead
Dingleberry Miscrapedhispants
Dink Marauder
Dinkus Magee
Dinky
Dinky Makemerich
Dinky Man
Dinky Mayor
Dinky McSavage
Dinky McSlappage

Here’s the middle group of DM nicknames.

I’m including the last group of DM nicknames here.
Mister Scab-itch
MistrustRavage
Miz Bitch
Miz Panty Bitches
Miz Panty Britches
Money Badger
Money Miscavige
Most Unctuous Oleaginosity
Motivated Demon
Mouse king
mouse King-Machiavellian midget-asthmatic dwarf
Mouse-caviage, rodent king of the clams
Mouse-caviege His hole-iness
Mousekavige
Mouseking Midget
Mousey McScaviage
Mousketeer Malice
Mousyscabiage
Mr Stacked-heels.
Mr. Cabbage
Mr. D. Mistaken4 aMan
Mr. Micromanage
Mr. MisAsshole
Mr. Psycho
Mr. Slappy Toes
Ms Scabbitch
Muff Cabbage
Munchkinführer
Musclehead
Mustravage
Musty McFudgepacker
Mythomaniac
nain sauvage (French for savage dwarf)
Napoleon Mismanage
Nasty Little Puke-Face**
Needle dick
niblet (Ref: corn on the COB)
Nincompope of Scientology
Nipple Head
nipplehead
Not David Mismancha
Not David Misquixote
Not-So-Secret Squirrel
NotQuite51 (height in ft.& inches)
noxious nanoid
Oberslappenfuherer Miscavige
Obispo Es Bajo De Cajones(¨the short-as-fuck bishop)
Oil sucker
oily fucker
Omnincompoopitent
One Fifty Five (his height in centimeters)
One hundred and fifty-five centimeters of mean
One shoe short of a midget.
Oompa Loompa
Org Ogre Most Unctuous,
Osama Bin Davey
overdressed Ooompa Loompa
Padre of Pendejos (father of dickheads)
Padre of Perdition
Pajillero Pontiff (the wanker pontiff)
Papal Duncio
paper tiger shrimp
Paranoid Megalomaniac Sociopath
pathetic psychopath
Perp-squeek
person of dubious height
person of interest Miscavige
petite tyrant
Petulant Pontiff
Pharaoh Miscavige
Pie-face
Pied Viper
Pig’s-Manners**
Pimp Imp
Pimp-Slappy Mi$cavidge
Pimpo Novis
Pinnochio on a Toadstool
Pinocchio
pinocchio on a footstool
Pint sized pontiff
Piscop of pissants. (Piscop=bishop in old English)
Pissant Toadstool
PissCabbage
Pissflapscavige
Planned Parenthood poster child.
Pocket Pope
Poison Pope
Pompous Pope of Perdition
Pompous Pustulance
Pontifex Minimus
Poodle
Poop of Scientology
Pope Asshole II
Pope Captain Blackheart
Pope Homunculus I
Pope in Pampers
Pope Niblet
Pope of Blackberry
Pope of Clam Chowder
Pope of Clearwater
Pope of Paranoia 
Pope of Penquins.
Pope of Potty Mouth
Pope of Scientology
pope of sillyology
Pope of Sps
Popey
Popey the SeaOrg man
Poppet
potty-mouthed psychopath
Power Mad Twerp
Prickus Americanus
Priest of perversity…
Prince Humperdink
Prophet of Pain
Pseudo Pope
pseudo scientific evangelist
Pseudo-Pope of the Unholy Alleged Church
Psycho Smurf
psychotic munchkin dictator 
Punching Pontiff.
Punching Pope
Quark Brain
Rabbi of Righteousness
Rabid Piscabidge**
Ramrod Ron
Rancid Rat
Ratty Bratty Slappy
Rear Admiral Shortarse and bottoms
Rodent of Unusual Size
Rodmeister
Ron Burgundy of Cults
Rottenskankage
Royal Douche nozzle
Ruinous Runt
Runt in Charge.
Runt Squirrel
RUNT!
Russett-Gussett**
sadistic dwarf
sailor boy
savage Dwarf
Savage Miscavage
Savage Miscavage Mustravage
Savage Misdickus
Savage Shrimp
Sawed-Off Cocksucker
Scabbage
Scabby Bitch
Sci Furher
Scientolgy’s Pope
Scientolonuts 
sCOhB
Scruffy McStuffy
Scruffy McStuffy, the Tiny Titmouse King
scum beneath the sewage
scurvy rat
Shirvell’d Dwarf-Balls**
Shit nugget.
Short Bus Davy
Short Bus Shorty
Short Dave Silvers
Short Notice
Short Stalin
Shortarse
Shortie
Shorty
Shorty McFistTiCuffs
Shouty Shortarse**
Shrimp Pimp
Sideshow COB
Sie Gott verdamme Schwanzlutscher auf dem Hollywood Boulevard (YSCOHB)
Sixty-One inches of mean
Slap Happy
slapping dwarf
slapping little worm
slapping midget
Slappy
slappy little worm
Slappy McNutts
Slappy McPunch
Slappy Miscassface
Slappy Miscmidget
Slappy Slakbladder**
Slappy Squirrel
Slappy the Eight Minute Wonder Ref: Short speech at SP building opening.
Slappy the Punching Pope
Sluggard
Smack Daddy
Small group leader
Smarmy Smurf
Smelly Squatbottom**
Snortimer Pigglesworth
SOB COB
spoilt poison dwarf
spokesmidget for Scilontoology
Squatbottom
Squirm Worm
Squirrelscavige
Squrrlnutz.
Stinking Cabbage
STINKINGCABBAGE
Stumpy Blackheart
Superchump
Suppressive Pipsqueak
Supreme Commander Of the Holy Battleship (SCOHB)
Tadger
Tampon
Tater Tot
teeny little homunculus
Teeny Teratogenic
Teeny Weinie
Teflon Con
Teflon Pope
Teratogenic Tyrant
The Cheshire Cat
the Choke of Scamatology
The Dark Lord Chuckles The Silly Piggy
the Dildo of our Disconnect
The Elfish one.
The ElfMan
The Joker
The Knight Who Says “Nix”.
The Lawn Ornament
The Little Fisticuff
The Little Man With Asbestos Riddled Brains
The Man Who Just Didn’t Get It
The official “Pimp” of Scientology
the perverter
The pimp of Scientology
The Tiny Terror of Tootville
The Toeless One (refer to all his footbullets)
The Wee $h*t
Thetan of Satan
Tight-y Tiny Tyrant
tim’rous beastie [Ref: Robert Burns]
Tiny Ahab
Tiny Booted one
Tiny Boots
Tiny Cancer
Tiny Corn COB
Tiny Crackpot
Tiny Cuntroller
Tiny Dancer
Tiny Dave
Tiny dick
Tiny Dick(tator)
tiny dicked midget
Tiny Fist Fuckface
Tiny Fists
Tiny Hook [Ref: Peter Pan]
Tiny Nuts
Tiny Psycho
Tiny Sphincter
Tiny Tadger
Tiny Terror
tiny testees
Tiny Titmouse King
Tiny Twat
Tiny Tyrant
Tinyfists Mustravage
Tolouse Laucavige.
Tom Riddle (Voldemort’s real name)
Tom Thumb of The Cult of $cientology.
tormentor-in-chief tosser-of-clams (TIC TOC)
Toxic Dwarf
Toxic Midget
Tricky Dickhead
Troll McTurdsniffer
tuffed McCabbage
Turd Nugget
Turd Pope
TweedleDeeM
Tweedledumiscavige
Twerpus Humonculous
Tyrannosaurus Minimus
Uberdouche
uberwanker
Un-Happy-Slappy
Unctuous Oiliness Supreme
Unnameable One
Urban Blight
vertically challenged pope
Vicar Most Vicious
Vicar of victimisation…
Violent Midget
violently insane dwarf
violently slapping lunatic
virulent bastard
Voldemort
Wankmeister
Wavey Davey (Also Wavy Davy)
Weazle Monkey
Wee Davey
wee nubbin
Wee One
Wee Pontifex
wee sleekit Beastie (small, sly, wicked beast – Robert Burns)
Wee, sleekit, cow’rin’, tim’rous beastie [Ref: Robert Burns]
wiggler in chief
Wingnut
winzig Fuhrer [little Fuhrer]
Wiskey-Breath**
Wizard of Ooze
WussCabbage
Xenu’s Chew Toy
Xenutoid
Yardstick
Your Holeness
Zero Nero
Zygote Munter

*From a small Welsh tribe of idiots who sailed to Pagagonia in stone boats.
i was just musing on variants of Shortarse… and Dai Squatbottom (wishful thinking for die, squatbottom!) and his stone boat sprang into horrid being.
“Dai” is the short familiar version (like “Lew” for Llewellyn or “Glyn” for Glyndwr/Glendower).
“Scwatbotwm” is probably how you’d spell Squatbottom in Welsh orthography

**From a poster for a mythical pirate, Captain Blackheart posted by Mark

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DAVID, I am not insane, MI$CAVIGE NICKNAMES
(*) (it’s supposed to look like a poodle’s …ermm… “kibble exit”).
(dic)tator tot
LEADER OF ANONYMOUS
A most Heinous & Hyddeous (withal Minute) Villain**
A person of dubious height
Abbot of Anger
Admiral Assclown
Angry Elf
Angry Homunculus
Angry Shrimp
Ankle Biter
Anti-Gulliver
Apolocalyptic Dave
Area 51 (height in ft.& inches)
Ass Captain
ASSCAPT
Asthmatic Dwarf
Babycorn
Babycorn COB
Bag Of Crap Chairman Of the Board: BOCCOB
Bally Llama
Big Bean
Big Bean 2
Big Being
Big Burrito
Big Flea
Big lil One
Big Thetan
Big Top Slappy
biggest little thetan
Biggest Squirrell in the Gal-UX-ah
biggest thetan in the universe
Billion Year Asshole
Bishop of Baloney
Bishop of bullshit…
Bitchcavige
bitty boots
blab hearted midget
Black Heart MFCS
Black-Hearted Squirrel Smasher
Blackberry Pope
Blackheart
Blackheart Dildo
Blackheart Most Devious
blow chunks
Bog Dave Miscavige
Boss Miscarriage
Bubba’s Ass Bitch
C5-1 (Captain + height in ft & inches)
Cabbage head
Cancerous gnome
Capo di tutti capi of all of Scientology’s tentacles
Capt. Miscadick
Captain Baby Blackheart
Captain Blackheart
Captain Blackheart McSlavich
Captain Blackheart, SS Division
Captain Brazen Lair Pants on Fire
Captain Clam
Captain Clamo
Captain Crook
Captain Dastardly Motherf***er
Captain David “he is NOT insane!” Miscavige
Captain Death March
CAPTAIN Decomposing Meat
Captain Dickwad
Captain Dildo Dave
Captain Douchebag Dave
Captain Douchenozzle Mcsucknuts
Captain Five One (feet and inches)
captain fucktard
Captain Lilliput
Captain McCabbage
Captain Mini-stabby
Captain Mischiefitch
Captain Miskiewicz
Captain Miss Scavenge
Captain MissedtheBoat
Captain Misslappy
Captain niblet (see niblet)
Captain One Five Five (Centimeters)
Captain Pain
Captain Piece of Shit
Captain Pissgums**
Captain Pope
Captain Pretentious
Captain Puppeteer
Captain Scary Shitface
Captain Shortypants
Captain Sixty-One (height in inches)
Captain Tiny
Captain Underoos
Cardinal Sin
Chairman Chingadera (chairman motherfucker)
Chairman Mao Miscavige
Chairman Maocavige
Chairman Miscavige
Chairman Mousecage
Chairman Mousecavige
Chairman of the Bored Miscavage
Chairman of the Whores
ChairMao Of the Bored
Chairmidget of the Bored
Chairmonkey of the Board
Chastiser of Bivalves
Chastiser of Bivalves
Chef Miscavige
Chicken Of the Board
Chief Bug Squasher
Chuckles the Silly Piggy
chunk head
chunks
Chunky Head
Chunky nuts
Clam Calamity
Clam King
Clammaster
ClamPope
clown pope
Cobby
Cobholio
Coblet
COBmeister
COBsucker
CODpiece
Colonel Mustard
Con Master
Constipated Old Bollix
Convict No. OTVIII
Corn in the COB
Corn on the COB Miscavage
Corrector General of Tubby Hubby
Corrupt Obtuse Blasphemer
Court Ducker
Coward of Brainwashville
Creepy Dave
Crooked-Gob**
Curretted Own Bollocks
Daddy’s Mistake
Daffy Davey Mustravage
Daffy Misfit
Daft Davy
Daft Massingill
Daft Midget
Daft Misfit
Daft Monk
Dafydd*
Dai Scwatbotwm*
Dainty Dave
Dainty Maize
Dainty Maniac
Dainty MiniPope
Dainty Miss
Dainty Monarch
Dainty Mouse
Dainty Scabbybitch
Damage Mismanage
DaMaged
Damaged Mistletoe
Damian Meanman
Damien MissRuntRage
Damn Miscreant
Damned Misconception Miscavige
Damp Merkin
Damsel Miscavige
dancing malignancy
Danger Midget
Dangling Modifier
Dangly Mousdroppings
Dank Muppet
Dark Helmet
Dark Lord
Dark Menace
dark midget
Dark Muppet
Darkly Mistaken
Darth Midget 
Darth Munchkin
Das Messiah
Das Midget
Dastardly Dave
Dastardly Davey
Dastardly Malicious
Dastardly Mindfucker
Dave Cracksavige
Dave Misbegotten
Dave Miskiewicz
Dave Mismanagement Miscavige
Dave Savage Miscavige
Dave, the whimp-ass-abuser, Miscavige
Daverator
Davey
Davey Boy
Davey Death Eater
Davey Dimwit
Davey GatBoy II
Davey Little Caesar Miscavig
Davey Little Cockett
Davey Makemerich
Davey MasCara
Davey McCraycray
Davey McMansion
Davey McTard
Davey Micromanage
Davey Minidick
Davey Misbitch
Davey Moppet
Davey Moron
Davey Mystic Miscavage
Davey of the Fake Navy
Davey Scurvey-Dick**
Davey the Ball-less Wonder
Davey the Douche
Davey the Liquidator
Davey Threeballs (extra testosterone for staff assault)
Davey, The Little Caterpillar That Couldn’t
David “he is NOT insane!” Miscavige
David “Two Tents” Miscavige
David Abortion
David De Fib
David Macsavage
David Makemerich
David MaskaBitch
David MESTcabbage
David Mi$cavige
David Midget
David Minisculavige
DAvid Mis-Boondoggle
David Miscalculation
David Miscariage-of-Justice
David MisCATvish
David Misclampage
David Miscmidget
David Miscrab-itch 
David Miscshit-rash
david miselvis
David Misfit
David MisMaggot
David Mismanagement
David Misreallyisansob
David Misscock
David MissDickswallow
David Napoleon Miscavige
David Savage Miscavige
David Slapabitch
David The Dwarf
David the Faux Goliath
David the Mousehearted
Davie Miscabies
Davie Muffcabbage
Davos Mustravage, the evil child-catcher
Davy
Davy Bones
Davy Dinkyfuhrer
Davy Dipshit
Davy Dwarfenführer
Davy MisSasquatch
Davy Moppet
Davy Peabrain
Davy Wavy Gravy
Dawee
Dead Meat
Deadly Dwarf
Dear Leader (Likening him to the current leader of North Korea)
dear misleader
dear misleader
Death Midge
Deceitful Masturbator
Decomposing Meat
Defendant Micropeen
Defendant Midget
Defendant Moron
Degraded Demented Deluded Deranged Dave Savage Miscavage
Delightful Mud-fucker
Delirious Macrologist
Delirious Megalomaniac
Deluded McSavage
Deluded Mouse
Delusional Davey
Delusional Madman
Delusional Meglomaniac
Delusional Miscreant
demented maggot
Demented Midget
demented protege
Demi-Douche
DeMinimus
Demon Micro-Manager
Demon Midget
Demon Mortis
Demonic Monster
Demonically Motivated
Demonstrable Moron
Denied Mandamus
Dense Midget
Deposed Megalomaniac
Der Dwarfenfuehrer
Der Kleine Hitler
Der Kleinegrupenfuhreur (Der Kleine Gruppenführer)
Der Leader
Der Manchild
Der Massengil
Der Midget
Der MiniFuehrer
der shrimpenheimer
Deranged Demented Degraded Dave Rabid Savage Miscavage
Derp Missmatchmidge
Despicable Me
Despicable Midget
Despicable MiniMe
Despicable Misanthrope
Despoiler of Childhood
Despotic Dwarf
Despotic Madman
Destiny’s Midget
Devil Masquerading
Devil’s Douchebag
Devil’s Miscarriage
Devious Master
Devious Midget
Devoid Maravigghia (Sicilian, without wonder)
diabetes mellitus (a horrible disease)
Diabolical Davey
Diarrheal Movement
Dick Microscopic.
Dick on a Box
dick tater
Dickbag Miscavige
Dickless
Dickless Manchild
Dickless midget
Dickless Misogynist
Dicklesstator
Dickus Microscopis
Dickus Minimus
Dickwipe
Dictator Midget
DictatorALot (like SpamALot)
Diddly Micromanager
Diddy Dave
Diddy Davykins
DieEvilMunchkin
Dildo Blackheart
Dildo Dave
Dildo Davey
Dildo Master
Dildo Mcmidget
Dildo Mcruntage
Dildo Missionary
Dillnozzle McScroteless
Dimbulb Miscalculation
Diminished Mapother
Diminished Misfit
Diminishing Microweenie
Diminunitive Psychopath
diminutive dictator
diminutive Director
Diminutive Dwarf,
Diminutive Leader
Diminutive Manchild
Diminutive Master
Diminutive miscreant
Diminutive Mouse
diminutive sociopathic tyrant
Dimly Lit Dung Beetle
Dimly Munchkin
Dimtard Mass-suckage
Dimunitive Dimwit
Dimunitive Miss
dimwit Davy
Dimwit Dwarf
Dimwit Midget
Dimwit Munchkin
Dimwitus Maximus
Dinglebat Mi$cavige
Dingleberry Meathead
Dingleberry Miscrapedhispants
Dink Marauder
Dinkus Magee
Dinky
Dinky Makemerich
Dinky Man
Dinky Mayor
Dinky McSavage
Dinky McSlappage
Dinky Member
Dinky Midget
Dinky Mindfuck
Dinky Miscavige
Dinky Misconduct
Dinky Mismanage
Dinky Miss
Dinky Monster
Dinkyfuherer
Dip Maldrip
Dip Mudkip
DipsoManiacal Crock O’ Bullshit
Dipstick Mucilage.
Dipsy Misdriven
Dire Malcontent
Director of Mesothelioma
Dirt Magnet
Dirtbag Dave
Dirtbag Misogynist 
Dirtbag Mudfuck
Dirty MicroPope
Dirty Mismanage
Dirty Mistake
Dirty Mud-spatter
Disadvantage Miscavige
Disappointed Maus
Disappointed Menace
Discivil Meanness
Disconnection Dickie
Discreditable Munchkin
Dissolute Mook
Distant Mutton
Distinguished Moron
Distracted Malignant
Disturbing Midshipman
Ditzy Masochist
Diva Manchild
Diva Misscabiatch
Diva of Misery
Divot Mashedcabbage
Divot Mindscavenge
Dizzard Malicious
DM Dud
DM Dude
Dmass
Dmidget
dmshit
Do Lie Lama
Dodgy Dave
Dodgy Micromanager
Dolt Mismanage
Doober McStooge
Doofus Minorus
Doofus Mustard-itch
Doomed Malefactor
Dopey Midget
Douche Baggins
Douche Meister
Douche Micro
Douchebag Dave
Douchecanoe Malificent
Downtrodden Mealyworm
Draconian Midget
Dracula Miscavige
Dreadful Mismanager
Dribbler MisTinkle
Dribbling Dwarf
Dribbling Micturant
Drip Mustrage
Drivel McMidget
Droitless Mischief
Drunken Cult Operating Pimp (DCOP)
Drunken Maggot
Drunken Malefactor
Dubious Master
Dubious Microbe
Dubious Mustard
Dufus Maximus
Duke of Oil
Dullard Microbrain
Dumb Makemerich
Dumb Midget
Dumbass Mischling
Dumbass Moocher
Dummy Midget
Duncecap Dave
Dung Magnet
Dung Master
Dungpuncher Douchebag
Duplicitous Morbidite
Durwood McDumbdick
Dwarf Maggot
Dwarf Master
Dwarf Megalo-man(iac)
Dwarf Midget
Dwarf Vader
Dwarfenfuehrer
DwarfenOz
Dwarfish Malignancy
Dwarfish Munchkin
Dwarfmeister
dwarfnuts
dwergen fuehrer (dwergen = dwarves)
dwergenfuherer
Dysfunctional Minotaur
Dyspeptic Misanthrope
e-sleazy-ass-tickle
Earl of thetandicks
Ecchlesiastical Leader (as MAD magazine would put it)
Ecclesiastibator
Ecclesiastical Dildo
ecclesiastical midget
Ecclesiastical Midget.
Ecclesiasticator
Ecclesiasturbator
eccsleazeiastical leader
Ecsleazeiastical Leader
El Davito
El Dwarfo
EllRich
Emperor Clampatine, His most Minuscule
Emperor Slappamus Ultravox
Enrique Entheta (family nickname!)
Eric Cartman (ref: South Park)
esleaziastical leader
Evil Genius
Evil Midget
Evil Midget Troll
Evil overload
Fake Humanitarian.
Fearful Leader With Ten Little Piggy Toes
Fearless Leader
Ferret on Steroids
Fights-Like-A-Weak-Girly-Then-Runs-Away **
Fleet Admiral MissCabin
Fleet Admiral MissCabin
Fleet Enema
Fluffy Little Tail
Flying monkey
Fork Tongue
Former Mighty Mouse Miscavige
Fraudfather
Fuck Face
Fucking Megalomaniac
fucktard
Fuckwit
Furious Homunculus
Furious Midget
Furry Fists of Fury
Future Jailbird
Ghenghis McSavage
Gobshite
God-Emperor of Hemet
Grand Ecclesiatical Leader
Grand Exalted Mollusk Monarch
Grand Poohbah and Ecclesiastical Scammaster
Grand Poop
Grand Pope
gravy Davy
Half-man.
Hamstercavige
Hard Face
He Who Adds Misplaced Commas
He Who Must Be Blamed
He Who Must Be Shamed
He Who Rants About Semicolons
He Who Should Probably Wear Lifts
He Who We Love To Name
Helmet Hair
His Ass-Holiness, the Dwope (dwarf + pope) of Spyingtology
His Asshole-iness
His Assholiness
His Claminess
His Dmness
His Ecsleaziastical Eminence
His Highnessless
His Holeyness
His Imperial Oiliness
His Imperial Teensyness
His Inane Ignorance
His Midgetness
His Midgetsy
His Miniature Excellency
His Minusculeness
His Most Oleaginous Highness
His Most Oleaginous Highness, Little Lord Fontelroy
His Oiliness
His Royal Asshole (HRA)
his royal lowness
His Satanic Pantwetting Majesty
His Skanktannic Majesty
His Skantastic Majesty
His Smallness
His Smarminess
His Soil-y-ness
His tininess
His Tiny Popinessess
His Unholiness
his wanna-be holiness
Hollow Heels
Homunculous Novis
Homunculus Horribilis
Idol-master
Igor to “Dr” L. Ron Crankenstein
Il Douche
Imam of indecency…
In Trouble In Texas
Inchworm
Invisible Toxic Midget
Itty Bitty Davy
jerkwad
jobbernowl
Kim Jong Mustravage
Kim-Jong-Un-Mustravage
King Clam
King cultroach
King Klown
King of Footbullets
King of the underoos
Knavey Davey
Knee-High Nazi
L’ill Douche
Lady Davina Miscavige
Lafayette Ronnie
Lafayette’s Baby
LCon’s bootboy
Le Nain Mortelle (The Deadly Dwarf)
leatherfaced midget
Legal Lilliputian
lil Captain
Lil Demon Dave
Lil FiveOne (feet & inches)
Lil FiveOne: a psycho
lil fuhrer
Lil Kim Jong Deuce
lil slap crazy pope
Lil’ Davey
Lil’ Davey Limpdick
Lil’ Leader
Lil’ Pope
Lil’ Ronnie Humptypants
Lil’ Davey the Mythomaniac
Lilliputian dingdong
Lilliputian Lunatic
limpdick, who can’t get it up
Little Big Man
Little Bitch
Little Boots
Little Bottom
Little Butcher
Little Caesar
Little Captain
Little Davey Blue
Little Davy Square Pants
Little Dick
little Dick Turd
Little Dirk Digger
Little Divot
Little Duck Dick
Little ferret
Little Fist
Little Fisticuff
Little Fucker
little furry Enemy
Little Hitler
Little Lord Fontelroy
Little Miz Bitch
Little Napoleon
Little Nero
Little One
Little Shit
Little Tator Tot the Dicktator
Littlest Caligula 
Littlest Führer
Littlest Miscavenger
lolliCOB
Lord High Clam
Lord of Darkness
Lord of the Clams
Lord Thumbscrew
Louche Douche
Machiavellian Midget
Macsavage
Mad Hatter Miscavige
mad king
Mad Monarch
madman midget
Makemerich
malevolent homunculus
Malicious Dwarf
Malignant Dwarf
Man of Steal
Man of the Scotch
man-chicken
Maniacal Midget
Mao-Cavige
Mascagni
Mascivet
Mask-a-Bitch
Master Con
Maus König
McCabbage
McCalamity
McDivot Backstabbage
Mcmismanage
McPope
McRuntage
McSavage
McScabbitch
McScabby
McScammer
McScavenger
McShitforbrains
McSlappy
Measly Dumbass
meglomaniac middget
mental midget
Merchant of Chaos 
Mestcabbage
Mexican Midget Wrestler
micro miscavige
Micromeglomaniac
micromidget
micropenis
MicroPope
Microscopic Madman
Midget Bitch
Midget Dictator
Midget Dwarf Miscatbitch
Midget fascist pseudo pop-up pope
midget fuckstick
Midget Makemerich
Midget Miscavige
Midget Mouse
Midget Robespierre
Midget Ron Burgandy of cults
Midget Troll
Midgeteer
mighty mental midget
Mighty MEST
mighty midget
Mighty Mite
Mighty Mouse
Mighty Mousecavige
Mighty Mousse
mighty mousse
militant midget
Mini Me
Mini Stalin
Mini-Mountebank Miscsavage
Miniature Machiavelli
miniature mobster
MiniFuehrer
Miniscule Miscreant
Minister of Malice
minute Miscavige
Mis’dcourage
MisanthroPope
Miscabbage
Miscabitch
Miscarnage
Miscarriage
MisCarrion
Miscavamatics (for his scientology math)
Miscavarallies (for his morgue openings and other annual events)
Miscaville
Miscavity
Miscmidget
Miscmunchkin
Misconceived
Misdamage
Misdavige
MisEntropic
miserable asthmatic misanthropic pissmire
Misfit Toy
Misgarbage
MisGoofage
Misleaze
Mismaggot
Mismanage
MisManage
Miss Cabbage
Miss Carnage
Miss Crab-itch 
Miss D. Meaner
Miss Tradgedy
Miss Tragic
MisScavenge
Missedcavige
Missing Gasket
Missy Miscavige
Mister Piece of Shit
Mister Scab-itch
MistrustRavage
Miz Bitch
Miz Panty Bitches
Miz Panty Britches
Money Badger
Money Miscavige
Most Unctuous Oleaginosity
Motivated Demon
Mouse king
mouse King-Machiavellian midget-asthmatic dwarf
Mouse-caviage, rodent king of the clams
Mouse-caviege His hole-iness
Mousekavige
Mouseking Midget
Mousey McScaviage
Mousketeer Malice
Mousyscabiage
Mr Stacked-heels.
Mr. Cabbage
Mr. D. Mistaken4 aMan
Mr. Micromanage
Mr. Psycho
Mr. Slappy Toes
Ms Scabbitch
Muff Cabbage
Munchkinführer
Musclehead
Mustravage
Musty McFudgepacker
Mythomaniac
nain sauvage (French for savage dwarf)
Napoleon Mismanage
Nasty Little Puke-Face**
Needle dick
niblet (Ref: corn on the COB)
Nincompope of Scientology
Nipple Head
nipplehead
Not David Mismancha
Not David Misquixote
Not-So-Secret Squirrel
NotQuite51 (height in ft.& inches)
noxious nanoid
Oberslappenfuherer Miscavige
Obispo Es Bajo De Cajones(¨the short-as-fuck bishop)
Oil sucker
oily fucker
Omnincompoopitent
One Fifty Five (his height in centimeters)
One hundred and fifty-five centimeters of mean
One shoe short of a midget.
Oompa Loompa
Org Ogre Most Unctuous,
Osama Bin Davey
overdressed Ooompa Loompa
Padre of Pendejos (father of dickheads)
Padre of Perdition
Pajillero Pontiff (the wanker pontiff)
Papal Duncio
paper tiger shrimp
Paranoid Megalomaniac Sociopath
pathetic psychopath
Perp-squeek
person of dubious height
person of interest Miscavige
petite tyrant
Petulant Pontiff
Pharaoh Miscavige
Pie-face
Pig’s-Manners**
Pimp Imp
Pimp-Slappy Mi$cavidge
Pimpo Novis
Pinnochio on a Toadstool
Pinocchio
pinocchio on a footstool
Pint sized pontiff
Piscop of pissants. (Piscop=bishop in old English)
Pissant Toadstool
PissCabbage
Pissflapscavige
Planned Parenthood poster child.
Pocket Pope
Poison Pope
Pompous Pope of Perdition
Pompous Pustulance
Pontifex Minimus
Poodle
Poop of Scientology
Pope Asshole II
Pope Captain Blackheart
Pope Homunculus I
Pope in Pampers
Pope Niblet
Pope of Blackberry
Pope of Clam Chowder
Pope of Clearwater
Pope of Paranoia 
Pope of Penquins.
Pope of Potty Mouth
Pope of Scientology
pope of sillyology
Pope of Sps
Popey
Popey the SeaOrg man
Poppet
potty-mouthed psychopath
Power Mad Twerp
Prickus Americanus
Priest of perversity…
Prince Humperdink
Prophet of Pain
Pseudo Pope
Pseudo-Pope of the Unholy Alleged Church
Psycho Smurf
psychotic munchkin dictator 
Punching Pontiff.
Punching Pope
Quark Brain
Rabbi of Righteousness
Rabid Piscabidge**
Ramrod Ron
Rancid Rat
Ratty Bratty Slappy
Rear Admiral Shortarse and bottoms
Rodent of Unusual Size
Rodmeister
Ron Burgundy of Cults
Rottenskankage
Royal Douche nozzle
Ruinous Runt
Runt in Charge.
Runt Squirrel
RUNT!
Russett-Gussett**
sadistic dwarf
sailor boy
savage Dwarf
Savage Miscavage
Savage Miscavage Mustravage
Savage Misdickus
Savage Shrimp
Sawed-Off Cocksucker
Scabbage
Scabby Bitch
Sci Furher
Scientolgy’s Pope
Scientolonuts 
sCOhB
Scruffy McStuffy
Scruffy McStuffy, the Tiny Titmouse King
scum beneath the sewage
scurvy rat
Shirvell’d Dwarf-Balls**
Shit nugget.
Short Bus Davy
Short Bus Shorty
Short Dave Silvers
Short Notice
Short Stalin
Shortarse
Shortie
Shorty
Shorty McFistTiCuffs
Shouty Shortarse**
Shrimp Pimp
Sideshow COB
Sie Gott verdamme Schwanzlutscher auf dem Hollywood Boulevard (YSCOHB)
Sixty-One inches of mean
Slap Happy
slapping dwarf
slapping little worm
slapping midget
Slappy
slappy little worm
Slappy McNutts
Slappy McPunch
Slappy Miscassface
Slappy Miscmidget
Slappy Slakbladder**
Slappy Squirrel
Slappy the Eight Minute Wonder Ref: Short speech at SP building opening.
Slappy the Punching Pope
Sluggard
Smack Daddy
Small group leader
Smarmy Smurf
Smelly Squatbottom**
Snortimer Pigglesworth
SOB COB
spoilt poison dwarf
spokesmidget for Scilontoology
Squatbottom
Squirm Worm
Squirrelscavige
Squrrlnutz.
Stinking Cabbage
STINKINGCABBAGE
Stumpy Blackheart
Superchump
Suppressive Pipsqueak
Supreme Commander Of the Holy Battleship (SCOHB)
Tadger
Tampon
Tater Tot
teeny little homunculus
Teeny Teratogenic
Teeny Weinie
Teflon Con
Teflon Pope
Teratogenic Tyrant
The Cheshire Cat
the Choke of Scamatology
The Dark Lord Chuckles The Silly Piggy
the Dildo of our Disconnect
The Elfish one.
The ElfMan
The Joker
The Knight Who Says “Nix”.
The Lawn Ornament
The Little Fisticuff
The Little Man With Asbestos Riddled Brains
The Man Who Just Didn’t Get It
The official “Pimp” of Scientology
the perverter
The pimp of Scientology
The Tiny Terror of Tootville
The Toeless One (refer to all his footbullets)
Thetan of Satan
Tight-y Tiny Tyrant
tim’rous beastie [Ref: Robert Burns]
Tiny Ahab
Tiny Booted one
Tiny Boots
Tiny Cancer
Tiny Corn COB
Tiny Crackpot
Tiny Cuntroller
Tiny Dancer
Tiny Dave
Tiny dick
Tiny Dick(tator)
tiny dicked midget
Tiny Fist Fuckface
Tiny Fists
Tiny Hook [Ref: Peter Pan]
Tiny Nuts
Tiny Psycho
Tiny Sphincter
Tiny Tadger
Tiny Terror
tiny testees
Tiny Titmouse King
Tiny Twat
Tiny Tyrant
Tinyfists Mustravage
Tolouse Laucavige.
Tom Riddle (Voldemort’s real name)
Tom Thumb of The Cult of $cientology.
tormentor-in-chief tosser-of-clams (TIC TOC)
Toxic Dwarf
Toxic Midget
Tricky Dickhead
Troll McTurdsniffer
tuffed McCabbage
Turd Nugget
Turd Pope
TweedleDeeM
Tweedledumiscavige
Twerpus Humonculous
Tyrannosaurus Minimus
Uberdouche
uberwanker
Un-Happy-Slappy
Unctuous Oiliness Supreme
Unnameable One
Urban Blight
vertically challenged pope
Vicar Most Vicious
Vicar of victimisation…
Violent Midget
violently insane dwarf
violently slapping lunatic
virulent bastard
Voldemort
Wankmeister
Wavey Davey (Also Wavy Davy)
Weazle Monkey
Wee Davey
wee nubbin
Wee One
Wee Pontifex
wee sleekit Beastie (small, sly, wicked beast – Robert Burns)
Wee, sleekit, cow’rin’, tim’rous beastie [Ref: Robert Burns]
wiggler in chief
Wingnut
winzig Fuhrer [little Fuhrer]
Wiskey-Breath**
Wizard of Ooze
WussCabbage
Xenu’s Chew Toy
Xenutoid
Yardstick
Your Holeness
Zero Nero
Zygote Munter

*From a small Welsh tribe of idiots who sailed to Pagagonia in stone boats.
i was just musing on variants of Shortarse… and Dai Squatbottom (wishful thinking for die, squatbottom!) and his stone boat sprang into horrid being.
“Dai” is the short familiar version (like “Lew” for Llewellyn or “Glyn” for Glyndwr/Glendower).
“Scwatbotwm” is probably how you’d spell Squatbottom in Welsh orthography

**From a poster for a mythical pirate, Captain Blackheart posted by Mark

DAVID, I am not insane, MI$CAVIGE NICKNAMES
Zygote Munter
Zero Nero
Your Holeness
Yardstick
Xenutoid
Xenu’s Chew Toy
WussCabbage
Wizard of Ooze
Wiskey-Breath**
winzig Fuhrer [little Fuhrer]
Wingnut
wiggler in chief
Wee, sleekit, cow’rin’, tim’rous beastie [Ref: Robert Burns]
wee sleekit Beastie (small, sly, wicked beast – Robert Burns)
Wee Pontifex
Wee One
wee nubbin
Wee Davey
Weazle Monkey
Wavey Davey (Also Wavy Davy)
Wankmeister
Voldemort
virulent bastard
violently slapping lunatic
violently insane dwarf
Violent Midget
Vicar of victimisation…
Vicar Most Vicious
vertically challenged pope
Urban Blight
Unnameable One
Unctuous Oiliness Supreme
Un-Happy-Slappy
uberwanker
Uberdouche
Tyrannosaurus Minimus
Twerpus Humonculous
Tweedledumiscavige
TweedleDeeM
Turd Pope
Turd Nugget
tuffed McCabbage
Troll McTurdsniffer
Tricky Dickhead
Toxic Midget
Toxic Dwarf
tormentor-in-chief tosser-of-clams (TIC TOC)
Tom Thumb of The Cult of $cientology.
Tom Riddle (Voldemort’s real name)
Tolouse Laucavige.
Tinyfists Mustravage
Tiny Tyrant
Tiny Twat
Tiny Titmouse King
tiny testees
Tiny Terror
Tiny Tadger
Tiny Sphincter
Tiny Psycho
Tiny Nuts
Tiny Hook [Ref: Peter Pan]
Tiny Fists
Tiny Fist Fuckface
tiny dicked midget
Tiny Dick(tator)
Tiny dick
Tiny Dave
Tiny Dancer
Tiny Cuntroller
Tiny Crackpot
Tiny Corn COB
Tiny Cancer
Tiny Boots
Tiny Booted one
Tiny Ahab
tim’rous beastie [Ref: Robert Burns]
Tight-y Tiny Tyrant
Thetan of Satan
The Toeless One (refer to all his footbullets)
The Tiny Terror of Tootville
The pimp of Scientology
the perverter
The official “Pimp” of Scientology
The Man Who Just Didn’t Get It
The Little Man With Asbestos Riddled Brains
The Little Fisticuff
The Lawn Ornament
The Knight Who Says “Nix”.
The Joker
The ElfMan
The Elfish one.
the Dildo of our Disconnect
The Dark Lord Chuckles The Silly Piggy
the Choke of Scamatology
The Cheshire Cat
Teratogenic Tyrant
Teflon Pope
Teflon Con
Teeny Weinie
Teeny Teratogenic
teeny little homunculus
Tater Tot
Tampon
Tadger
Supreme Commander Of the Holy Battleship (SCOHB)
Suppressive Pipsqueak
Superchump
Stumpy Blackheart
STINKINGCABBAGE
Stinking Cabbage
Squrrlnutz.
Squirrelscavige
Squirm Worm
Squatbottom
spokesmidget for Scilontoology
spoilt poison dwarf
SOB COB
Snortimer Pigglesworth
Smelly Squatbottom**
Smarmy Smurf
Small group leader
Smack Daddy
Sluggard
Slappy the Punching Pope
Slappy the Eight Minute Wonder Ref: Short speech at SP building opening.
Slappy Squirrel
Slappy Slakbladder**
Slappy Miscmidget
Slappy Miscassface
Slappy McPunch
Slappy McNutts
slappy little worm
Slappy
slapping midget
slapping little worm
slapping dwarf
Slap Happy
Sixty-One inches of mean
Sie Gott verdamme Schwanzlutscher auf dem Hollywood Boulevard (YSCOHB)
Sideshow COB
Shrimp Pimp
Shouty Shortarse**
Shorty McFistTiCuffs
Shorty
Shortie
Shortarse
Short Stalin
Short Notice
Short Dave Silvers
Short Bus Shorty
Short Bus Davy
Shit nugget.
Shirvell’d Dwarf-Balls**
scurvy rat
scum beneath the sewage
Scruffy McStuffy, the Tiny Titmouse King
Scruffy McStuffy
sCOhB
Scientolonuts 
Scientolgy’s Pope
Sci Furher
Scabby Bitch
Scabbage
Sawed-Off Cocksucker
Savage Shrimp
Savage Misdickus
Savage Miscavage Mustravage
Savage Miscavage
savage Dwarf
sailor boy
sadistic dwarf
Russett-Gussett**
RUNT!
Runt Squirrel
Runt in Charge.
Ruinous Runt
Royal Douche nozzle
Rottenskankage
Ron Burgundy of Cults
Rodmeister
Rodent of Unusual Size
Rear Admiral Shortarse and bottoms
Ratty Bratty Slappy
Rancid Rat
Ramrod Ron
Rabid Piscabidge**
Rabbi of Righteousness
Quark Brain
Punching Pope
Punching Pontiff.
psychotic munchkin dictator 
Psycho Smurf
Pseudo-Pope of the Unholy Alleged Church
Pseudo Pope
Prophet of Pain
Prince Humperdink
Priest of perversity…
Prickus Americanus
Power Mad Twerp
potty-mouthed psychopath
Poppet
Popey the SeaOrg man
Popey
Pope of Sps
pope of sillyology
Pope of Scientology
Pope of Potty Mouth
Pope of Penquins.
Pope of Paranoia 
Pope of Clearwater
Pope of Clam Chowder
Pope of Blackberry
Pope Niblet
Pope in Pampers
Pope Homunculus I
Pope Captain Blackheart
Pope Asshole II
Poop of Scientology
Poodle
Pontifex Minimus
Pompous Pustulance
Pompous Pope of Perdition
Poison Pope
Pocket Pope
Planned Parenthood poster child.
Pissflapscavige
PissCabbage
Pissant Toadstool
Piscop of pissants. (Piscop=bishop in old English)
Pint sized pontiff
pinocchio on a footstool
Pinocchio
Pinnochio on a Toadstool
Pimpo Novis
Pimp-Slappy Mi$cavidge
Pimp Imp
Pig’s-Manners**
Pie-face
Pharaoh Miscavige
Petulant Pontiff
petite tyrant
person of interest Miscavige
person of dubious height
Perp-squeek
pathetic psychopath
Paranoid Megalomaniac Sociopath
paper tiger shrimp
Papal Duncio
Pajillero Pontiff (the wanker pontiff)
Padre of Perdition
Padre of Pendejos (father of dickheads)
overdressed Ooompa Loompa
Osama Bin Davey
Org Ogre Most Unctuous,
Oompa Loompa
One shoe short of a midget.
One hundred and fifty-five centimeters of mean
One Fifty Five (his height in centimeters)
Omnincompoopitent
oily fucker
Oil sucker
Obispo Es Bajo De Cajones(¨the short-as-fuck bishop)
Oberslappenfuherer Miscavige
noxious nanoid
NotQuite51 (height in ft.& inches)
Not-So-Secret Squirrel
Not David Misquixote
Not David Mismancha
nipplehead
Nipple Head
Nincompope of Scientology
niblet (Ref: corn on the COB)
Needle dick
Nasty Little Puke-Face**
Napoleon Mismanage
nain sauvage (French for savage dwarf)
Mythomaniac
Musty McFudgepacker
Mustravage
Musclehead
Munchkinführer
Muff Cabbage
Ms Scabbitch
Mr. Slappy Toes
Mr. Psycho
Mr. Micromanage
Mr. D. Mistaken4 aMan
Mr. Cabbage
Mr Stacked-heels.
Mousyscabiage
Mousketeer Malice
Mouseking Midget
Mousekavige
Mouse-caviege His hole-iness
Mouse-caviage, rodent king of the clams
mouse King-Machiavellian midget-asthmatic dwarf
Mouse king
Motivated Demon
Most Unctuous Oleaginosity
Money Miscavige
Money Badger
Miz Panty Britches
Miz Panty Bitches
Miz Bitch
MistrustRavage
Mister Scab-itch
Mister Piece of Shit
Missy Miscavige
Missing Gasket
Missedcavige
MisScavenge
Miss Tragic
Miss Tradgedy
Miss D. Meaner
Miss Crab-itch 
Miss Carnage
Miss Cabbage
Mismanage
MisManage
Mismaggot
Misleaze
MisGoofage
Misgarbage
Misfit Toy
miserable asthmatic misanthropic pissmire
MisEntropic
Misdavige
Misdamage
Misconceived
Miscmunchkin
Miscmidget
Miscavity
Miscaville
Miscavarallies (for his morgue openings and other annual events)
Miscavamatics (for his scientology math)
MisCarrion
Miscarriage
Miscarnage
Miscabitch
Miscabbage
MisanthroPope
Mis’dcourage
minute Miscavige
Minister of Malice
Miniscule Miscreant
MiniFuehrer
miniature mobster
Miniature Machiavelli
Mini-Mountebank Miscsavage
Mini Stalin
Mini Me
militant midget
Mighty Mousse
mighty mousse
Mighty Mousecavige
Mighty Mouse
Mighty Mite
mighty midget
Mighty MEST
mighty mental midget
Midgeteer
Midget Troll
Midget Ron Burgandy of cults
Midget Robespierre
Midget Mouse
Midget Miscavige
Midget Makemerich
midget fuckstick
Midget fascist pseudo pop-up pope
Midget Dwarf Miscatbitch
Midget Dictator
Midget Bitch
Microscopic Madman
MicroPope
micropenis
micromidget
Micromeglomaniac
micro miscavige
Mexican Midget Wrestler
Mestcabbage
Merchant of Chaos 
mental midget
meglomaniac middget
Measly Dumbass
McSlappy
McShitforbrains
McScavenger
McScammer
McScabby
McScabbitch
McSavage
McRuntage
McPope
Mcmismanage
McDivot Backstabbage
McCalamity
McCabbage
Maus König
Master Con
Mask-a-Bitch
Mascivet
Mascagni
Mao-Cavige
Maniacal Midget
man-chicken
Man of the Scotch
Man of Steal
Malignant Dwarf
Malicious Dwarf
malevolent homunculus
Makemerich
madman midget
Mad Monarch
mad king
Mad Hatter Miscavige
Macsavage
Machiavellian Midget
Louche Douche
Lord Thumbscrew
Lord of the Clams
Lord of Darkness
Lord High Clam
lolliCOB
Littlest Miscavenger
Littlest Führer
Littlest Caligula 
Little Tator Tot the Dicktator
Little Shit
Little One
Little Nero
Little Napoleon
Little Miz Bitch
Little Lord Fontelroy
Little Hitler
little furry Enemy
Little Fucker
Little ferret
Little Duck Dick
Little Divot
Little Dirk Digger
little Dick Turd
Little Dick
Little Davy Square Pants
Little Davey Blue
Little Captain
Little Caesar
Little Butcher
Little Bottom
Little Boots
Little Bitch
Little Big Man
limpdick, who can’t get it up
Lilliputian Lunatic
Lilliputian dingdong
Lil’ Davey the Mythomaniac
Lil’ Ronnie Humptypants
Lil’ Pope
Lil’ Leader
Lil’ Davey Limpdick
Lil’ Davey
lil slap crazy pope
Lil Kim Jong Deuce
lil fuhrer
Lil FiveOne: a psycho
Lil FiveOne (feet & inches)
Lil Demon Dave
lil Captain
Legal Lilliputian
leatherfaced midget
Le Nain Mortelle (The Deadly Dwarf)
LCon’s bootboy
Lafayette’s Baby
Lafayette Ronnie
Lady Davina Miscavige
L’ill Douche
Knee-High Nazi
Knavey Davey
King of the underoos
King of Footbullets
King Klown
King cultroach
King Clam
Kim-Jong-Un-Mustravage
Kim Jong Mustravage
jobbernowl
jerkwad
Itty Bitty Davy
Invisible Toxic Midget
Inchworm
In Trouble In Texas
Imam of indecency…
Il Douche
Igor to “Dr” L. Ron Crankenstein
Idol-master
Homunculus Horribilis
Homunculous Novis
Hollow Heels
his wanna-be holiness
His Unholiness
His Tiny Popinessess
His tininess
His Soil-y-ness
His Smarminess
His Smallness
His Skantastic Majesty
His Skanktannic Majesty
His Satanic Pantwetting Majesty
his royal lowness
His Royal Asshole (HRA)
His Oiliness
His Most Oleaginous Highness, Little Lord Fontelroy
His Most Oleaginous Highness
His Minusculeness
His Miniature Excellency
His Midgetsy
His Midgetness
His Inane Ignorance
His Imperial Teensyness
His Imperial Oiliness
His Holeyness
His Highnessless
His Ecsleaziastical Eminence
His Dmness
His Claminess
His Assholiness
His Asshole-iness
His Ass-Holiness, the Dwope (dwarf + pope) of Spyingtology
Helmet Hair
He Who We Love To Name
He Who Should Probably Wear Lifts
He Who Rants About Semicolons
He Who Must Be Shamed
He Who Must Be Blamed
He Who Adds Misplaced Commas
Hard Face
Hamstercavige
Half-man.
gravy Davy
Grand Pope
Grand Poop
Grand Poohbah and Ecclesiastical Scammaster
Grand Exalted Mollusk Monarch
Grand Ecclesiatical Leader
God-Emperor of Hemet
Gobshite
Ghenghis McSavage
Future Jailbird
Furry Fists of Fury
Furious Midget
Furious Homunculus
Fuckwit
fucktard
Fucking Megalomaniac
Fuck Face
Fraudfather
Former Mighty Mouse Miscavige
Fork Tongue
Flying monkey
Fluffy Little Tail
Fleet Enema
Fleet Admiral MissCabin
Fleet Admiral MissCabin
Fights-Like-A-Weak-Girly-Then-Runs-Away **
Ferret on Steroids
Fearless Leader
Fearful Leader With Ten Little Piggy Toes
Fake Humanitarian.
Evil overload
Evil Midget Troll
Evil Midget
Evil Genius
esleaziastical leader
Eric Cartman (ref: South Park)
Enrique Entheta (family nickname!)
Emperor Slappamus Ultravox
Emperor Clampatine, His most Minuscule
EllRich
El Dwarfo
El Davito
Ecsleazeiastical Leader
eccsleazeiastical leader
Ecclesiasturbator
Ecclesiasticator
Ecclesiastical Midget.
ecclesiastical midget
Ecclesiastical Dildo
Ecclesiastibator
Ecchlesiastical Leader (as MAD magazine would put it)
Earl of thetandicks
e-sleazy-ass-tickle
Dyspeptic Misanthrope
Dysfunctional Minotaur
dwergenfuherer
dwergen fuehrer (dwergen = dwarves)
dwarfnuts
Dwarfmeister
Dwarfish Munchkin
Dwarfish Malignancy
DwarfenOz
Dwarfenfuehrer
Dwarf Vader
Dwarf Midget
Dwarf Megalo-man(iac)
Dwarf Master
Dwarf Maggot
Durwood McDumbdick
Duplicitous Morbidite
Dungpuncher Douchebag
Dung Master
Dung Magnet
Duncecap Dave
Dummy Midget
Dumbass Moocher
Dumbass Mischling
Dumb Midget
Dumb Makemerich
Dullard Microbrain
Duke of Oil
Dufus Maximus
Dubious Mustard
Dubious Microbe
Dubious Master
Drunken Malefactor
Drunken Maggot
Drunken Cult Operating Pimp (DCOP)
Droitless Mischief
Drivel McMidget
Drip Mustrage
Dribbling Micturant
Dribbling Dwarf
Dribbler MisTinkle
Dreadful Mismanager
Dracula Miscavige
Draconian Midget
Downtrodden Mealyworm
Douchecanoe Malificent
Douchebag Dave
Douche Micro
Douche Meister
Douche Baggins
Dopey Midget
Doomed Malefactor
Doofus Mustard-itch
Doofus Minorus
Doober McStooge
Dolt Mismanage
Dodgy Micromanager
Dodgy Dave
Do Lie Lama
dmshit
Dmidget
Dmass
DM Dude
DM Dud
Dizzard Malicious
Divot Mindscavenge
Divot Mashedcabbage
Diva of Misery
Diva Misscabiatch
Diva Manchild
Ditzy Masochist
Disturbing Midshipman
Distracted Malignant
Distinguished Moron
Distant Mutton
Dissolute Mook
Discreditable Munchkin
Disconnection Dickie
Discivil Meanness
Disappointed Menace
Disappointed Maus
Disadvantage Miscavige
Dirty Mud-spatter
Dirty Mistake
Dirty Mismanage
Dirty MicroPope
Dirtbag Mudfuck
Dirtbag Misogynist 
Dirtbag Dave
Dirt Magnet
Director of Mesothelioma
Dire Malcontent
Dipsy Misdriven
Dipstick Mucilage.
DipsoManiacal Crock O’ Bullshit
Dip Mudkip
Dip Maldrip
Dinkyfuherer
Dinky Monster
Dinky Miss
Dinky Mismanage
Dinky Misconduct
Dinky Miscavige
Dinky Mindfuck
Dinky Midget
Dinky Member
Dinky McSlappage
Dinky McSavage
Dinky Mayor
Dinky Man
Dinky Makemerich
Dinky
Dinkus Magee
Dink Marauder
Dingleberry Miscrapedhispants
Dingleberry Meathead
Dinglebat Mi$cavige
Dimwitus Maximus
Dimwit Munchkin
Dimwit Midget
Dimwit Dwarf
dimwit Davy
Dimunitive Miss
Dimunitive Dimwit
Dimtard Mass-suckage
Dimly Munchkin
Dimly Lit Dung Beetle
diminutive sociopathic tyrant
Diminutive Mouse
Diminutive miscreant
Diminutive Master
Diminutive Manchild
Diminutive Leader
Diminutive Dwarf,
diminutive Director
diminutive dictator
Diminunitive Psychopath
Diminishing Microweenie
Diminished Misfit
Diminished Mapother
Dimbulb Miscalculation
Dillnozzle McScroteless
Dildo Missionary
Dildo Mcruntage
Dildo Mcmidget
Dildo Master
Dildo Davey
Dildo Dave
Dildo Blackheart
DieEvilMunchkin
Diddy Davykins
Diddy Dave
Diddly Micromanager
DictatorALot (like SpamALot)
Dictator Midget
Dickwipe
Dickus Minimus
Dickus Microscopis
Dicklesstator
Dickless Misogynist
Dickless midget
Dickless Manchild
Dickless
Dickbag Miscavige
dick tater
Dick on a Box
Dick Microscopic.
Diarrheal Movement
Diabolical Davey
diabetes mellitus (a horrible disease)
Devoid Maravigghia (Sicilian, without wonder)
Devious Midget
Devious Master
Devil’s Miscarriage
Devil’s Douchebag
Devil Masquerading
Destiny’s Midget
Despotic Madman
Despotic Dwarf
Despoiler of Childhood
Despicable Misanthrope
Despicable MiniMe
Despicable Midget
Despicable Me
Derp Missmatchmidge
Deranged Demented Degraded Dave Rabid Savage Miscavage
der shrimpenheimer
Der MiniFuehrer
Der Midget
Der Massengil
Der Manchild
Der Leader
Der Kleinegrupenfuhreur (Der Kleine Gruppenführer)
Der Kleine Hitler
Der Dwarfenfuehrer
Deposed Megalomaniac
Dense Midget
Denied Mandamus
Demonstrable Moron
Demonically Motivated
Demonic Monster
Demon Mortis
Demon Midget
Demon Micro-Manager
DeMinimus
Demi-Douche
demented protege
Demented Midget
demented maggot
Delusional Miscreant
Delusional Meglomaniac
Delusional Madman
Delusional Davey
Deluded Mouse
Deluded McSavage
Delirious Megalomaniac
Delirious Macrologist
Delightful Mud-fucker
Degraded Demented Deluded Deranged Dave Savage Miscavage
Defendant Moron
Defendant Midget
Defendant Micropeen
Decomposing Meat
Deceitful Masturbator
Death Midge
dear misleader
dear misleader
Dear Leader (Likening him to the current leader of North Korea)
Deadly Dwarf
Dead Meat
Dawee
Davy Wavy Gravy
Davy Peabrain
Davy Moppet
Davy MisSasquatch
Davy Dwarfenführer
Davy Dipshit
Davy Dinkyfuhrer
Davy Bones
Davy
Davos Mustravage, the evil child-catcher
Davie Muffcabbage
Davie Miscabies
David the Mousehearted
David the Faux Goliath
David The Dwarf
David Slapabitch
David Savage Miscavige
David Napoleon Miscavige
David MissDickswallow
David Misscock
David Misreallyisansob
David Mismanagement
David MisMaggot
David Misfit
david miselvis
David Miscshit-rash
David Miscrab-itch 
David Miscmidget
David Misclampage
David Miscariage-of-Justice
David Miscalculation
DAvid Mis-Boondoggle
David Minisculavige
David Midget
David Mi$cavige
David MESTcabbage
David MaskaBitch
David Makemerich
David Macsavage
David De Fib
David Abortion
David “Two Tents” Miscavige
David “he is NOT insane!” Miscavige
Davey, The Little Caterpillar That Couldn’t
Davey Threeballs (extra testosterone for staff assault)
Davey the Liquidator
Davey the Douche
Davey the Ball-less Wonder
Davey Scurvey-Dick**
Davey of the Fake Navy
Davey Mystic Miscavage
Davey Moron
Davey Moppet
Davey Misbitch
Davey Minidick
Davey Micromanage
Davey McTard
Davey McMansion
Davey McCraycray
Davey MasCara
Davey Makemerich
Davey Little Cockett
Davey Little Caesar Miscavig
Davey GatBoy II
Davey Dimwit
Davey Death Eater
Davey Boy
Davey
Daverator
Dave, the whimp-ass-abuser, Miscavige
Dave Savage Miscavige
Dave Mismanagement Miscavige
Dave Miskiewicz
Dave Misbegotten
Dave Cracksavige
Dastardly Mindfucker
Dastardly Malicious
Dastardly Davey
Dastardly Dave
Das Midget
Das Messiah
Darth Munchkin
Darth Midget 
Darkly Mistaken
Dark Muppet
dark midget
Dark Menace
Dark Lord
Dark Helmet
Dank Muppet
Dangly Mousdroppings
Dangling Modifier
Danger Midget
dancing malignancy
Damsel Miscavige
Damp Merkin
Damned Misconception Miscavige
Damn Miscreant
Damien MissRuntRage
Damian Meanman
Damaged Mistletoe
DaMaged
Damage Mismanage
Dainty Scabbybitch
Dainty Mouse
Dainty Monarch
Dainty Miss
Dainty MiniPope
Dainty Maniac
Dainty Maize
Dainty Dave
Dai Scwatbotwm*
Dafydd*
Daft Monk
Daft Misfit
Daft Midget
Daft Massingill
Daft Davy
Daffy Misfit
Daffy Davey Mustravage
Daddy’s Mistake
Curretted Own Bollocks
Crooked-Gob**
Creepy Dave
Coward of Brainwashville
Court Ducker
Corrupt Obtuse Blasphemer
Corrector General of Tubby Hubby
Corn on the COB Miscavage
Corn in the COB
Convict No. OTVIII
Constipated Old Bollix
Con Master
Colonel Mustard
CODpiece
COBsucker
COBmeister
Coblet
Cobholio
Cobby
clown pope
ClamPope
Clammaster
Clam King
Clam Calamity
Chunky nuts
Chunky Head
chunks
chunk head
Chuckles the Silly Piggy
Chief Bug Squasher
Chicken Of the Board
Chef Miscavige
Chastiser of Bivalves
Chastiser of Bivalves
Chairmonkey of the Board
Chairmidget of the Bored
ChairMao Of the Bored
Chairman of the Whores
Chairman of the Bored Miscavage
Chairman Mousecavige
Chairman Mousecage
Chairman Miscavige
Chairman Maocavige
Chairman Mao Miscavige
Chairman Chingadera (chairman motherfucker)
Cardinal Sin
Captain Underoos
Captain Tiny
Captain Sixty-One (height in inches)
Captain Shortypants
Captain Scary Shitface
Captain Puppeteer
Captain Pretentious
Captain Pope
Captain Pissgums**
Captain Piece of Shit
Captain Pain
Captain One Five Five (Centimeters)
Captain niblet (see niblet)
Captain Misslappy
Captain MissedtheBoat
Captain Miss Scavenge
Captain Miskiewicz
Captain Mischiefitch
Captain Mini-stabby
Captain McCabbage
Captain Lilliput
captain fucktard
Captain Five One (feet and inches)
Captain Douchenozzle Mcsucknuts
Captain Douchebag Dave
Captain Dildo Dave
Captain Dickwad
CAPTAIN Decomposing Meat
Captain Death March
Captain David “he is NOT insane!” Miscavige
Captain Dastardly Motherf***er
Captain Crook
Captain Clamo
Captain Clam
Captain Brazen Lair Pants on Fire
Captain Blackheart, SS Division
Captain Blackheart McSlavich
Captain Blackheart
Captain Baby Blackheart
Capt. Miscadick
Capo di tutti capi of all of Scientology’s tentacles
Cancerous gnome
Cabbage head
C5-1 (Captain + height in ft & inches)
Bubba’s Ass Bitch
Boss Miscarriage
Bog Dave Miscavige
blow chunks
Blackheart Most Devious
Blackheart Dildo
Blackheart
Blackberry Pope
Black-Hearted Squirrel Smasher
Black Heart MFCS
blab hearted midget
bitty boots
Bitchcavige
Bishop of bullshit…
Bishop of Baloney
Billion Year Asshole
biggest thetan in the universe
Biggest Squirrell in the Gal-UX-ah
biggest little thetan
Big Top Slappy
Big Thetan
Big lil One
Big Flea
Big Burrito
Big Being
Big Bean 2
Big Bean
Bally Llama
Bag Of Crap Chairman Of the Board: BOCCOB
Babycorn COB
Babycorn
Asthmatic Dwarf
ASSCAPT
Ass Captain
Area 51 (height in ft.& inches)
Apolocalyptic Dave
Anti-Gulliver
Ankle Biter
Angry Shrimp
Angry Homunculus
Angry Elf
Admiral Assclown
Abbot of Anger
A person of dubious height
A most Heinous & Hyddeous (withal Minute) Villain**
LEADER OF ANONYMOUS
(dic)tator tot
(*) (it’s supposed to look like a poodle’s …ermm… “kibble exit”).

*From a small Welsh tribe of idiots who sailed to Pagagonia in stone boats.
i was just musing on variants of Shortarse… and Dai Squatbottom (wishful thinking for die, squatbottom!) and his stone boat sprang into horrid being.
“Dai” is the short familiar version (like “Lew” for Llewellyn or “Glyn” for Glyndwr/Glendower).
“Scwatbotwm” is probably how you’d spell Squatbottom in Welsh orthography

**From a poster for a mythical pirate, Captain Blackheart posted by Mark

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*From a small Welsh tribe of idiots who sailed to Pagagonia in stone boats.
i was just musing on variants of Shortarse… and Dai Squatbottom (wishful thinking for die, squatbottom!) and his stone boat sprang into horrid being.
“Dai” is the short familiar version (like “Lew” for Llewellyn or “Glyn” for Glyndwr/Glendower).
“Scwatbotwm” is probably how you’d spell Squatbottom in Welsh orthography

**From a poster for a mythical pirate, Captain Blackheart posted by Mark