Comments on: The Oiliness Table, For Real! A Look Inside Scientology’s Super Power Building https://tonyortega.org/2013/11/19/the-oiliness-table-for-real-a-look-inside-scientologys-super-power-building/ TONY ORTEGA on SCIENTOLOGY Tue, 05 Jul 2016 17:38:00 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.6.7 By: Roger Wilko https://tonyortega.org/2013/11/19/the-oiliness-table-for-real-a-look-inside-scientologys-super-power-building/comment-page-3/#comment-1508042 Tue, 05 Jul 2016 17:38:00 +0000 http://tonyortega.org/?p=11745#comment-1508042 Does the oilliness table need to have its oil changed every 4,000 miles? If so, can you use SAE 30 or 40?

]]> By: Ruby Marlowe https://tonyortega.org/2013/11/19/the-oiliness-table-for-real-a-look-inside-scientologys-super-power-building/comment-page-3/#comment-1208014 Sat, 07 Nov 2015 16:25:00 +0000 http://tonyortega.org/?p=11745#comment-1208014 Was the interior design of this pile of rubble deliberately done up to look like the early 80s Star Trek movies? Seriously, it looks like the United Federation of Planets Officer’s Club!

]]> By: Ed Chan https://tonyortega.org/2013/11/19/the-oiliness-table-for-real-a-look-inside-scientologys-super-power-building/comment-page-3/#comment-550387 Tue, 27 May 2014 19:58:00 +0000 http://tonyortega.org/?p=11745#comment-550387 Where is the “Super Power” demonstration?
I want to see the “Super Power”!!!

]]> By: Shirley Eugeste https://tonyortega.org/2013/11/19/the-oiliness-table-for-real-a-look-inside-scientologys-super-power-building/comment-page-2/#comment-358324 Sun, 24 Nov 2013 23:31:00 +0000 http://tonyortega.org/?p=11745#comment-358324 In reply to Walter Mitty.

Class 4 OT VII Platinum Meritorious (as of 2004) and 2004 IAS Freedom Medal of Valor winner:
Thomas Cruise Mapother IV

]]> By: Shirley Eugeste https://tonyortega.org/2013/11/19/the-oiliness-table-for-real-a-look-inside-scientologys-super-power-building/comment-page-2/#comment-358277 Sun, 24 Nov 2013 22:58:00 +0000 http://tonyortega.org/?p=11745#comment-358277 In reply to ShoopZ.

Never seen Jaden looking quite so enthusiastic! Poor Willow still looks like she’s trying too hard… I guess body language is all some people need.

]]> By: Shirley Eugeste https://tonyortega.org/2013/11/19/the-oiliness-table-for-real-a-look-inside-scientologys-super-power-building/comment-page-2/#comment-358265 Sun, 24 Nov 2013 22:52:00 +0000 http://tonyortega.org/?p=11745#comment-358265 In reply to Erica.

Hey Erica! Keepin’ it Weird in Goose Hollow!

]]> By: Shirley Eugeste https://tonyortega.org/2013/11/19/the-oiliness-table-for-real-a-look-inside-scientologys-super-power-building/comment-page-2/#comment-358253 Sun, 24 Nov 2013 22:43:00 +0000 http://tonyortega.org/?p=11745#comment-358253 In reply to D.Y.G..

David Miscavige must be wiping his snotty, weepy (yet still totally smug-ass) face with one hand while balling the other up into a characteristic first of rage (COBFOR), which he is shaking at this image on his computer screen, sputtering apoplectically: DAMN REDNECK WOGS HAVE BETTER PHOTOSHOPPERS THAN I DO! THIS SHALL NOT STAND!

]]> By: Shirley Eugeste https://tonyortega.org/2013/11/19/the-oiliness-table-for-real-a-look-inside-scientologys-super-power-building/comment-page-2/#comment-358239 Sun, 24 Nov 2013 22:34:00 +0000 http://tonyortega.org/?p=11745#comment-358239 In reply to media_lush.

There are many brilliant minds out there… or maybe it’s all one sycophant shut-in…. interpreting Izzard in Lego and putting it all on YouTube, thus preventing the entire rest of the world from getting their work done. All I can say is I’m lucky I finished school in the BYT era… otherwise I would no doubt STILL have assignments due, Incompletes to make up, etc

]]> By: Shirley Eugeste https://tonyortega.org/2013/11/19/the-oiliness-table-for-real-a-look-inside-scientologys-super-power-building/comment-page-2/#comment-358207 Sun, 24 Nov 2013 22:15:00 +0000 http://tonyortega.org/?p=11745#comment-358207 In reply to Pepsicat.

Oh my God. Funniest damn thing I’ve seen in a LONG time, and first actual spit-take in a REALLY LONG time. And damn, I think I’ve actually gone and split my side, ewww. Does the MacArthur Foundation give a genius grant for comedy? (Let’s all get out our plastic slide-whistles for a Bunker-wide rapid-descent sound effect….)

The next-funniest contribution to the field of Coyote Humour:

http://www.newyorker.com/online/2009/06/08/090608on_audio_franzen

]]> By: Shirley Eugeste https://tonyortega.org/2013/11/19/the-oiliness-table-for-real-a-look-inside-scientologys-super-power-building/comment-page-1/#comment-358199 Sun, 24 Nov 2013 21:58:00 +0000 http://tonyortega.org/?p=11745#comment-358199 In reply to DamOTclese2.

I think I saw something that might very well have been called an “oiliness table” on one of those funny websites that seem to pop up inexplicably in my searches from time to time, you know all the sites with the pretty naked people? These sites ask for money too… I have a hunch they do rather better business than COB. Now, maybe if HE were na… wait, no, don’t want to finish that thought.

Although am now suddenly rather amused by the idea of referring to COB as KNOB. It’s not an acronym for anything (oh, it probably is, just don’t feel like looking it up)… just a handy bit of slang meaning idiot, jerk, and dick (lit. and fig.). Don’t know the “man” personally, but from what I have been able to glean from this blog, using my Sherlock Holmes-like powers of observation, deduction, and intuition, that is far better than the alternative.

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