One more. A Jew, a Mormon and a Scientologist are at a bar. An enebriated person walks up to them and starts cussing at them. The Mormon says “don’t cuss, that is a sin.” The Jew says “don’t hate–the Bible says ‘love thy neighbor.'” And then the Scientologist grabs him by the collar and shouts “what are your crimes!?”

A Mormon, a Scientologist and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says “between you and me, have you guys ever sinned?” The Mormon admitted that he once had a beer; the Jew admitted he once ate some bacon; and the Scientologist admitted that he once had an original idea.

The bartender tells a joke. The Jew laughs at the outset because he’s heard it before. The Mormon laughs at the end to be polite. The Scientologist doesn’t laugh because Ron never said anything about laughter.

yes, now it’s perfect.

Do you know if Mr. COB ever granted the private audience requests from Portland natives Matt Groening and Sally Struthers and of course, the Dali Lama, while he was in town?

To make this more accurate, the punchline would be “The Jew says he knows the Talmud, the Mormon says he knows that Joseph Smith is a true prophet, and the Scientologist says, I know.

The complete joke:

A Jew walks into a bar, sporting a ring with an exotic, light blue gemstone.
The bartender says “Hey, that’s pretty cool, where did you get it?” and the Jew says “from my cousin–he’s an anthropologist and he found it in Central Africa.” A Mormon walks in with a multi-colored, exotic tropical shirt. The bartender says “Hey, that’s pretty cool, where did you get it?” and he says “Somoa, where I did 2 years of missionary work.” A scientologist with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar.
The bartender says “Hey, that’s pretty cool, where did you get it?”
The parrot says “In Clearwater, Fla., they’re running around all over the place.”

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We in RTC remember the Portland Crusade.

Back then Jeff Pomerantz had a mustache.

We were all there in Portland and Jeff needed to get some mustache wax and where does one find that in Portland?

Well it turns out that a specialty shop frequented by homosexuals had mustache wax and so Jeff went there and came back later that night.

At breakfast the next morning we were all at Denny’s and someone made a joke about how badly Jeff’s new mustache wax had caked and Jeff said, “What mustache wax? That store was out.”

That was when we in RTC realized that Jeff Pomerantz was not Sea Org material and would never be!

Deedee, we in RTC need to correct you.

Specifically, all of the wogs who post here are potty-mouthed bigoted Scientology haters, It is not just Monkeyknickers

Now please, deedee, get off this board. You are not cleared by OSA to be on public lines handling entheta.