I wonder if the Church of Wogs ® founded by Gerry Armstrong in 2001 is in need of revival. http://www.gerryarmstrong.org/50grand/cow/index.html

“When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.”
Peter O’Toole.

Or we could all just be our own gods, like nancy, her royal gov’nor..

Let’s start the IASP – International Association of Suppresive Persons

Will will declare our religion is “Black Dianetics” and that all of our highest members will have OT powers. Everything that we worship is anti-Hubbardean. Then we will all make tax deductible donations.

We will have SP potlucks and places of worship. For those who cannot be there in person, we will allow webcam conferences. Every Sunday we will read an excerpt from the entries and comments on your blog. They will be our “scripture”.

We will worship Xenu as a deity and join forces with the Flying Spaghetti Monster religion.

We must start drafting our proposal to the IRS immediately.

LRH no longer goes to workshops on Teegeeack, unfortunately.

Do – Use pseudoscientific language and claim that everything you write is religious, tax deductible, non-fiction but not open to peer review.

Don’t – mention the word Xenu because you will kill people

Do – not use any kind of outline. Just write off the top of your head.

Don’t – use any other publisher than Bridge Publications or you will be declared.

Zenoft must be mixed with Kool-Aid. When it kicks in, you’ll have no more trouble swallowing anything.

I thought it was ‘he who cut the cheese stands alone’?? Or ‘sits in own pew’….

you are great,as you are!!

I’ll check out your blog, just bc I love your avatar! Those look like some yummy prEssies..