Comments on: Scientology Sunday Funnies!

By: angry gay pope

angry gay pope — Tue, 02 Oct 2012 18:22:21 +0000

http://www.angrygaypope.com/ftp/tony_ortega_sign_joke.jpg

By: HelluvaHoax!

HelluvaHoax! — Tue, 02 Oct 2012 16:51:40 +0000

TO: theholedoesnotexist

Ciao! Hey thanks for your comment, so cool! Happy you get some laughs at the cult’s expense. Imagine that! Scientologists actually bringing laughter into the world–just not the way they imagine. Best! hh

By: Pineygrrl

Pineygrrl — Tue, 02 Oct 2012 03:15:01 +0000

I got the hiring ad in my snail mail. It was signed “Gabi Thompson”. I called her and told her that due to the destruction of my family because of the disconnect policy, I didn’t want them sending me any more mail. She said ” I don’t know what you’re talking about” . I said “Oh yes you DO”. She said “Thank you for calling. We will take you off the mailing list” (tone distinctly unfriendly by now) click! Not “much love” there I am thinking.

By: Dodman (@aslan2012)

Dodman (@aslan2012) — Mon, 01 Oct 2012 22:54:25 +0000

In reply to Poison Ivy. Interesting take on Love that the second most important thing (judging by the order of bullet points) is sex. Is sex all that love is for this religion? Helps me to understand the Australian Eastgate incident.

By: Dodman (@aslan2012)

Dodman (@aslan2012) — Mon, 01 Oct 2012 22:49:35 +0000

I thought it said ‘The Scariest Man in America’ and then I realised I had a bit of fly spit on my computer screen!

By: Squirrel Nut Zipper

Squirrel Nut Zipper — Mon, 01 Oct 2012 22:15:57 +0000

The Onion: http://www.theonion.com/articles/scientology-minister-accused-of-molesting-thetans,29711/?ref

By: honeycat155

honeycat155 — Mon, 01 Oct 2012 19:56:55 +0000

In reply to theholedoesnotexist.

hahaha…………i love that…..LEVERAGE OVER VALUABLE EEJITS

By: Jessica Sideways

Jessica Sideways — Mon, 01 Oct 2012 14:57:45 +0000

In reply to Troggy. Mayhaps potential applicants smart enough to do their homework might be worried that they might get recruited into some sort of "Squirrel Busters" team and generally become a pariah in the industry?

By: Poison Ivy

Poison Ivy — Mon, 01 Oct 2012 14:14:46 +0000

In reply to wannabeclear.

Interesting that all the major world religions consider love to be a higher emotion and one of the things that distinguishes us from many animals…(personally I think dogs are love incarnate with a tail, but…). Scientology leaves it out altogether. What other belief system leaves out love? Oh yeah. Satanism. Hubbard and Jack in Pasadena with the Moonchild.

By: Poison Ivy

Poison Ivy — Mon, 01 Oct 2012 14:10:31 +0000

“I’ll have to go back and tell my past self that, I’m sure I would be quite relieved and would cease taking drugs immediately.”
My past self can meet your past self over tea and discuss themes of family and loss in “Little Women.”